Chapter 249
"Lao Zhou, stop talking. Doesn't your daughter have a partner yet?"
"Yes, yes, already."
Chapter 145 The leader is terrible
Zhou Zhenggang was a little panicked.
That bastard Lu Bai mentioned her daughter again.
Why does he always mention it?
Could it be that he really wanted his daughter to be his mistress?
This is absolutely not okay.
Speaking of which, his daughter is also fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged. Her appearance is no worse than that of Song Celadon, and her family background is even better. With such conditions, how can she be a mistress for that bastard Lu Bai?
The key is that my daughter really has this idea, saying that except for a magical man like Lu Bai, she may not look down on anyone else in her life.
When he thought of this, Zhou Zhenggang became angry, why did his daughter get to know Lu Bai, a bastard.
And this bastard is so smart.
He just wanted to earn a favor from Lu Bai, but he didn't expect that even if he didn't earn the favor, he would most likely be tricked by Lu Bai again.
Damn it.
But now Zhou Zhenggang had no choice. Who could let Lu Bai guess all his thoughts?
"Lu Bai, listen to me, I..."
"Director Zhou, if you dare to tell a lie today, I will attack you now. Believe it or not, you can try it."
Zhou Zhenggang was stunned.
He also planned to take a roundabout way and explain it properly.
But Lu Bai's words are evil to you now. Who the hell can bear this?
Don’t you keep saying that you are not evil every day?
Damn, this guy has such a tough mouth.
"Lu Bai, listen to my explanation."
"No need to explain, I know everything."
"Forehead..."
"Just tell me if that's what I just said."
"No...that's right."
"That's enough, then Cao Cao, Mr. Cao, I owe this favor to me. If I need any help in the future, I will come to you directly."
grass!
Unable to hold it in any longer, Zhou Zhenggang really wanted to curse.
It's not that inappropriate.
Anyway, I'm about to be promoted to the provincial or ministerial level, so you guys can't be polite to me.
Zhou Zhenggang chatted with Lu Bai for a long time and finally finalized the matter of "The Holy Book of Cults".
After this conversation, he not only provoked Lu Bai, but also Lu Bai took away the favor that came to his door. It was a favor from the big boss of the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment. I don't say how much it was worth, but it was definitely easy to use.
And just after Zhou Zhenggang hung up the phone.
Lu Bai also turned on his phone and started editing a new blog.
While editing, Lu Bai scolded, "Damn it. Damn it. Ding Sanshi is a dog coin. Even if you give birth to twins, I won't give you a red envelope. You brought me such trouble for no reason."
Ding Sanshi: If you don’t give it, you won’t give it. I don’t want it either. My wife also asked me to remember to give you a big red envelope to thank you. I even asked the finance department to draft a contract and give 1% of my shares. for you.
But the thing about "Cult Scripture" is really fucking outrageous.
At 6:48 in the evening, Lu Bai sent his last meager message before leaving.
"After my personal communication with the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment, I have decided to launch the "Cult Holy Scripture Series" book. The books will be adapted, printed and sold under the leadership of the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment. (Due to special reasons, those who purchase the book must present their personal ID cards, one card and one holy book. , you are not allowed to purchase or watch it if you are under 18 years old, otherwise...you know)"
At this time, netizens are eating melon online.
If all the discussions on "Lu Bai's Evil Smile" were put together, a 10-million-word online evil fantasy novel could be produced.
Unexpectedly, Lu Bai suddenly made another meager comment at this time.
"Damn it, the leader posted on Weibo again. Today's leader is so diligent and people like him so much."
"The "Holy Scripture of Cults" or something."
"I don't know if I've heard of it, but since the leader communicated with the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment, it must be something extraordinary."
"Damn it, our cult has a holy book, and it's also cooperating with the government. Damn it, it feels so legal."
"I want to see it, I really want to see it."
"Buy it, gotta buy it, buy it damn it."
"But what does the content in the parentheses of the leader mean? You need to buy any books with your ID card. One certificate comes with a holy book. You also need to be over 18 years old to buy and watch. Why don't I think this holy book is a bit unfair, brothers? "
"Every beginning in a short movie seems to have this section."
"Damn, that's right, and it also requires you to be over 18 years old. There must be something improper about this holy book."
"It's good not to be serious. I like the unserious. Who the hell watches serious things these days? Hahaha. I just turned 18 today. You can watch it. Buy it. You must buy it. As a member of a cult, how can you not buy it? It’s a cult holy book.”
"Brothers, are you really not serious? I'm a little confused. I can't even turn my head around."
"Shocking, brothers, I may have guessed what the leader's cult scripture is."
"Really or not, dad upstairs, please tell me if it's not serious. I can't wait any longer."
"According to rumors, he is not too serious, you know Wang Yiyun."
"I know, I've been a member for three fucking years since the leader released his song in Wangyiyun. How could I not know, but what does this sacred scripture have to do with Wangyiyun?"
"Ding Sanshi, the boss of NetEase Cloud Music, I heard from my dad that Mr. Ding has been studying the two books recommended to him by our leader recently, and then his wife got pregnant again, and it is very likely that they are twins of the highest quality. I suspect that the cult scripture released by the leader may be related to this."
"Mr. Ding is over 40 years old, and he still made his wife pregnant with twins. Damn, is he so awesome?"
"So the book that Mr. Ding read is the scripture of our cult. If he studies it more, he can not only make his wife pregnant, but also twins of the highest quality."
"That's right, the buddy above the above the above is right. This news has spread in Shanghai recently. Ding Sanshi made his wife pregnant with twins of the highest quality after reading the scripture of our cult."
"So, this scripture must be a little bit unorthodox."
"It's for sure. What kind of trouble did our leader do?"
Lu Bai: Damn it, I am such a great man, how can I be so unbearable in your hearts?
But this scripture is really fucking unorthodox.
"It's really not serious. Damn, why does this news sound so explosive? Our cult has released a holy book, and now you suddenly tell me that this holy book is not serious at all. No, I can't sleep tonight if I don't see it."
"My son is 36 years old this year. He has been married to his wife for three years. He went to the hospital for a check-up and there was no problem, but he just can't get pregnant. Can this holy book help him get pregnant?"
"Uncle, you can rest assured. Even if you don't believe in your son, you have to believe in our leader's evil words. As long as you read this holy book, your son will definitely get pregnant, maybe twins, and you can wait at home to hold your grandchildren."
"Congratulations, uncle."
"Congratulations, uncle."
"Uncle, you are blessed."
A year later, when the uncle held his eldest grandson in his left hand and looked at the old woman holding her eldest granddaughter in her right hand, he had already burst into tears.
It's true.
Damn, the leader's holy book is really effective.
At the same time, in an ordinary residential building in Tongzhou, a child who was still in elementary school looked at Lu Bai's Weibo and asked his mother in a childish voice: "Mom, when can I grow up? I want to grow up so much."
The mother looked at her son who had just finished his homework with a puzzled look. Why did this bad boy suddenly have such an idea? It was so strange.
"Son, why do you suddenly want to grow up?"
"Because when you grow up, you can read the holy book of the leader. The leader said that you can only read it when you are 18 years old."
Why not read it secretly?
Don't dare, they are afraid that the leader will be evil and disobedient.
The leader is terrible.
Chapter 146 How lucky
As soon as Lu Bai's Weibo was published, the entire Weibo exploded.
The discussion about the holy book is more sensational than the Martians coming to Earth.
Because their cult has a holy book.
It's just that this holy book is said to be a little bit improper.