Section 263

Hearing Lu Bai's words, Guan Gu couldn't help but be shocked. If he remembered correctly, it seems that Master Lu had never accepted a formal interview with a reporter.

What kind of fat thing is this today?

When something goes wrong, there must be a monster.

But Guangu had no choice but to bite the bullet.

Let’s take a photo first and then talk about it.

"Pope, stand closer to me."

"You are the archbishop of the Holy See. Come on, let's take a photo as a souvenir. Maybe you will be the next pope."

"Pope, you are smiling."

"Hehehe."

...

A photo session that embarrassed everyone in the Pope ended.

Lu Bai called Guan Gu in front of him. Looking at Guan Gu who was stunned, Lu Bai smiled and said: "Journalist Guan, right? Your professional standards are not good. I asked you to interview me, but you asked me ah."

1. "I think you must be nervous to see the Pope. It's okay. Don't be nervous. I'll ask you a question first."

Guan Gu: I am interviewing you, and you are like Master Lu. You want to help me ask interview questions.

Do you want me to interview you, or do you want to interview yourself?

I have been a reporter at CCTV for more than ten years, and this is the first time I have encountered someone like you.

"Um...Mr. Lu Bai, please ask."

"The reporter must have seen the celestial phenomenon just now. Don't you want to ask me why there was thunder just now?"

This was indeed a question Guan Gu had always wanted to ask, but he didn't dare. Can this kind of question be asked casually?

Unexpectedly, Lu Bai would actually bring it up now.

Guangu was a little excited and a little shocked.

Could it be that Leader Lu wanted to take the initiative to admit that he was evil?

"Okay, Mr. Lu Bai, since you took the initiative to mention it, let me ask. Just when you got off the car, there was a sudden flash of lightning in the sky, followed by three deafening thunders. Regarding this strange scene, Lu Bai Mr. Bai, do you want to say something?”

"Thunder and lightning are a normal natural phenomenon. Is there any explanation for this?"

Guangu's big eyes widened when he heard Lu Bai's answer.

Nima, Master Lu, you asked me to interview you. I thought you wanted to admit something. I even took off my pants. You told me that this is a natural and normal phenomenon.

How can there be someone like you?

Now maybe everyone in the world knows that you are evil, but you are the only one who is still so stubborn?

"But Master Lu, the thunder started just after you got out of the car." This time Guangu took the initiative.

Lu Bai smiled after hearing Guangu's question.

"Yes, it started thundering when I got out of the car, but what does this have to do with me, Lu Bai? Isn't thunder a natural phenomenon? What does it have to do with whether I can get out of the car or not?"

Chapter 165 Another explosion

When Lu Bai was being interviewed, everyone present was watching and listening.

Because Lu Bai and Guangu spoke Chinese, they couldn't understand it, but they just wanted to know what Lu Bai said during the interview.

My heart felt itchy, like ants crawling.

Only the translator Morat could understand Lu Bai's interview.

The point is, damn it, he doesn't even want to understand.

This is a reporter interviewing you, Lu Bai. How come it sounds like you, Lu Bai, are interviewing yourself, and you, Lu Bai, listen to what you have to say? It would take so many shameless people to say it.

When Morat heard this, he wanted to slap himself twice.

At this moment, Lu Bai suddenly turned around and said: "Morat, please tell everyone the questions I just asked during the reporter's interview and what you said to me. I think everyone agrees. curious."

Morat turned around to see everyone staring at Lu Bai, and thought to himself: You must be so obsessed with listening to Lu Bai's interview.

What he said sounded like human language.

But since Lu Bai asked him to translate, he didn't dare not to translate.

"Mr. Lu Bai said that the thunder was not a normal natural phenomenon."

Lu Bai: "Translator Morat, you translated it wrong. I meant that thunder is a normal natural phenomenon."

After hearing Lu Bai's words, Morat was stunned.

"Master Lu."

"Call me Lu Bai."

"Yes, Mr. Lu Bai, you know how to write Y."

Lu Bai raised his eyebrows, "No, I just heard what you said and it didn't feel right. Let me remind you."

Morat: I'll fuck your uncle, %￥￥#...&￥#x-on:!

Are you here to fool a fool?

You obviously know how to write porn, but damn, this guy is really barking.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lu Bai, I made a mistake in my translation. I will correct it right away."

When Morat translated Lu Bai's words, the senior members of the Holy See who came to greet Lu Bai were all dumbfounded. Listening to Morat's words, they all felt as if they had eaten shit in their ears, and they were so disgusting.

Why is this person so shameless?

He could actually say that thunder is a natural phenomenon?

You, Lu Bai, have seen thunderbolts from the blue and three thunderbolts from one lightning bolt, and the thunder started at the moment when you got out of the car and closed the door. You dare to say that this is a normal natural phenomenon.

At this moment, a group of people almost regretted it to death.

We are so sick that we want to hear such nonsense from you, Lu Bai.

At this time, Lu Bai saw that Morat had finished translating everything, and it was accurate. Lu Bai nodded with satisfaction, turned to Guan Gu and continued: "Reporter Guan, do you have anything else to ask?"

But this time, Lu Bai said it in Y language.

It shocked everyone again.

Fuck, it turns out that this bastard Lu Bai knows Y language, and he keeps speaking Chinese.

Thanks to us for not saying anything to slander Lu Bai, this bastard and petty villain is really petty.

Morat: It's not Master Lu, you just told me that you don't know Y language, ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!

Guan Gu's face was a little red when he heard Lu Bai's words.

Today he was really completely convinced by their Master Lu of China, how could he do this without changing his expression.

...

Guan Gu still wanted to ask, but before he could speak boldly, Lu Bai continued: "Reporter Guan, you want to ask about my wife, do you see that my wife's belly is a little big?"

Guan Gu turned his sight to Song Qingci standing aside, and looked at her carefully for a long time, but he didn't find any changes in Song Qingci's figure.

The waist is slender, how can there be any changes.

But then, an idea that shocked Guan Gu suddenly appeared.

Lu Bai asked him to look at his wife's belly. Could it be that...

Guan Gu asked with a trembling voice: "Yes, I want to ask the leader's wife. I feel that Mr. Lu Bai's wife's belly is obviously bulging. Could it be that..."

"Yes, yes, my wife is pregnant now. It has been more than ten days. Reporter Guan is worthy of being a reporter of China National Radio. He has a unique vision and can see this.

(Guan Gu never dreamed that he would be promoted because of Lu Bai's words. When he finally became the most popular host of China National Radio, it was still like a dream.

How did I become the most popular host of China National Radio.

Damn, it seems to be because of the shameless lie that the leader Lu said.)

In fact, I know that the people present and those watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room People all over the world may suspect that I, Lu Bai, am a bit weird because of the thunder just now, but I, Lu Bai, can assure you here that I, Lu Bai, am really not weird at all.

Is thunder a normal natural phenomenon? Everyone in this world has seen thunder, right?

Of course, if you insist on slandering me and want to put the hat of weird on me, I think it is inappropriate.

Instead of slandering me, I think my son who has not been born yet may be the real weird.

I have been dreaming recently, and I always dream of my big fat boy chasing after me every day, saying that he wants to be weird.

This is the real weird. If I lie about this, I, Lu Bai, will be struck by thunder during the day. "

After the voice fell, everyone was stunned by Lu Bai's nonsense.

First of all, Lu Bai broke out a very exciting news, that is, he, Lu Bai, has a son.

He, Lu Bai, is so weird, and if he has a son, will they be allowed to live?

What if his son really inherited Lu Bai's weirdness?