Section 256

Half of half is one quarter, and one quarter is one trillion, so Lu Bai's mission this time is four trillion?

What was it for, robbery?

The old man was frightened when he heard Lu Bai's words.

Is this okay?

It seems, indeed, not bad.

Who is calling this kid evil? He even got to play with the upgraded version of Earthquake.

There is an earthquake every minute, and the earthquake levels are continuously superimposed in an arithmetic sequence. This is too scary. If the earthquake is bigger, it will scare you to death.

At this time, the people on Lucky Island were indeed frightened.

"There's an earthquake, do you feel it?"

"I didn't feel it just now, but now the earthquake is getting stronger and stronger. I heard that this earthquake is quite weird. It happens once a minute, and the level is still increasing."

"The earthquake has almost reached level 5 now. If it shakes again after a while, I will be scared out of my wits."

"What's the matter?"

"Damn, I don't know. Although earthquakes happen frequently in our Lucky Island, I have never heard of earthquakes like this. It's so scary. The key is that we don't know where the source of the earthquake is yet. The news just reported it. People say that the earthquake will stop soon. Please rest assured. I can rest assured, Baga.”

"Brothers and sisters of China, damn, there was a fucking earthquake on Lucky Island. It scared the baby to death. What should I do? I want to go home."

"Did Lucky Island have an earthquake? Damn it, it's so damn good. Did it kill you?"

"Brother, don't come back. Just think of it as a contribution to us. We will always remember you."

"Really or not, there was another earthquake on Lucky Island?"

"Did you mess with something today? First, the plane built by the leader crashed unexpectedly, and now there's another earthquake on Lucky Island."

"Do you think it's possible that this earthquake was also caused by our leader?"

"Upstairs, if you say so, I support it. I heard that the earthquake on Lucky Island was quite evil. Maybe it was caused by the evil person like our leader."

"Well done, can you make it a little bigger?"

James: "Hello Lin Erlang, I heard that there was an earthquake on your lucky island. Is this true?"

"Hello, Director Zhan, there is a small earthquake. There are no casualties yet. It should be over soon."

"Director Zhan, it's too evil to talk about this matter. But since Director Zhan asked, I will tell you the truth. Our Emperor suspects that this earthquake was caused by that evil person in China. He paid a trillion We just need to pay for the protection fee, and maybe the earthquake will stop later.”

Earthquakes can come and stop at any time.

Damn, don't scare me.

But if Lu Bai did this, then...it's really possible.

So this plane crash was really caused by people from Lucky Island?

No, the news he got was that there was a problem with the plane itself and it had nothing to do with any country or organization.

But hearing the one trillion protection fee still made James panic.

Lu Bai caused the earthquake. This is too scary. If his next target is their beautiful country, how will they deal with it?

James: I didn’t fucking ask, I don’t know anything, what a trillion, what protection fees, what earthquakes, I don’t know anything.

Just when James was on the phone with Lin Erlang from Lucky Island, Lu Bai posted another tweet on Twitter.

"As far as I know, there was a problem with flight S7556 that I took. It has been confirmed that it has nothing to do with Lucky Island. So who did it?"

As soon as the tweet was sent out, it instantly detonated the entire network.

But at this moment, it’s not the Chinese netizens who are going crazy, but the world’s netizens are starting to go crazy.

For the first time, they felt the charm of this Chinese man.

"MMP, what's the big deal? Lu Bai just sent a small message, saying who was harming him. In just a few minutes, how could he be sure that it wasn't someone from Lucky Island who did it? In such a short time , the black box hasn’t been found yet, how can he be sure that it wasn’t someone from Lucky Island who did it?”

"Don't you know? There was an earthquake in Lucky Island just now. I heard that it was one earthquake after another, and the stronger the earthquake, the stronger it was. Do you think this earthquake may have something to do with Lu Bai? I heard that he is evil."

"Was there an earthquake just now? Is it true or not? This is really Lu Bai's doing. Is he so magical?"

"It's not magical, it's evil."

"Brothers, the latest information, I just heard that the earthquake on Lucky Island was really caused by Lu Bai. For this reason, Lucky Island paid trillions of beautiful coins in protection fees."

"Shit, you are deceiving the public with your lies. Do you know how much a trillion dollars is?"

"Really, really, I've also heard the news. Lucky Island spent a trillion beautiful coins to deal with this earthquake crisis."

"How can we confirm that this earthquake was caused by that Chinese boy named Lu Bai? This is too outrageous. Earthquakes are something that humans can control."

"People can't control it, but Lu Bai seems to be really able. Have you forgotten the last typhoon "Dragon King"? Lu Bai said the typhoon get away, and the typhoon really got away."

"That's obviously a coincidence."

"What a coincidence, once was a coincidence, twice was a coincidence, and now it's still a coincidence?"

"It's evil, isn't it? If you have the ability, Lu Bai can stop the earthquake on Lucky Island."

"Fuck, stop, stop, brothers, there's no earthquake in Lucky Island, damn, I was scared to death just now."

"Forehead..."

"No way, this Lu Bai is really so weird."

"What do you think, you are the leader of a cult for nothing?"

"Amazing oriental boy, this is too weird, pay attention, I have to see, if he is really so weird, it will be very interesting."

Interesting, you are paralyzed.

The senior officials of various countries who received this news were stunned.

"Is it true, this fucking Lu Bai, no, this magical Lu Bai, he is really weird again, even causing an earthquake."

"The news should not be wrong, it was the news released by Lucky Island, but the amount is not the same as the rumor. Lucky Island said that they paid Lu Bai 2 trillion protection fees, asking Lu Bai to stop being weird to them and stop the earthquake thing quickly."

"Why is it 2 trillion again, how much money did they pay?"

"I don't know, but the money must be paid."

"In other words, Lucky Island deliberately released this news. He paid the money, and he doesn't want us to have a good life?"

"Fuck, but what does this have to do with us."

"But...but what if Lu Bai's next target is us, what should we do? This earthquake is 7 or 8, or even 8 or 9, which can shake us to death."

"So we have to pay protection fees?"

"Otherwise, we can't get rid of him, and we don't know how to do anything evil, what can we do?"

"But that's too much money. We can't afford to pay protection fees once."

"Brother Piaoliang, your country is the strongest, we listen to you, you tell me what to do."

"Don't ask me, I don't know either."

"I don't know what to do. Lu Bai's tweet clearly shows that he is preparing to find the next one to attack. We can't escape."

Chapter 156 Pope, let's fight

Foreign netizens are still eating melons, but various high-level officials are already restless now.

What if Lu Bai wants to do something evil next time?

Didn't they say that he would do something evil once every two weeks? Lu Bai doesn't play by the rules.

Just after Lu Bai sent out the second tweet, he sent out the third tweet, "Karl Lagerfeld once said, if you eat my food, spit it out, if you take my food, send it back to me."

Three tweets in one day, Lu Bai has never been so diligent.

But today is the first day of going abroad, and he started to be diligent.

Due to the difference in characters, foreign netizens do not understand the meaning of Lu Bai's words for the time being, but some domestic netizens with great powers are instantly excited when they see this sentence.

"Fuck, have you guys seen Twitter? Our leader is going crazy today."

"Dude upstairs, what the hell, what's going crazy?"

"Leader, damn it, the leader mentioned the Buddha."

"The Buddha, who is that? The mother of Emperor Qianlong in My Fair Princess."

"Bullshit, it's not that one. Don't you know the Buddha? The old woman who gave away a lot of gold and silver treasures."

"Fuck, you're talking about that old woman who lost money. Why did the leader mention her?"

"The leader posted on Twitter that the Buddha once said, "If you eat me, spit it out. If you take me, give me back."

"What does that mean? Does the leader mean that the Buddha is the reincarnation of the Buddha and is back to collect debts?"

"Bullshit, that old woman is worthy of it. It's obvious that the leader said that he went out to collect debts this time."

"I heard that Lucky Island has paid 5 trillion in protection fees."

"Is it true?"

"Of course it's true. I heard it from them in person."