I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Section 244

However, when preparing to sign, the host and the audience were dumbfounded.

At that time, the host He Ri was about to hand over a signature pen to Lu Bai, but he saw Lu Bai take out a bunch of signature pens from his pocket, gave one to Song Qingci and Zhou Wei, and gave the rest to He Ri. This was not over yet. After handing all the pens in his hand to He Ri, Lu Bai took out another bunch from another pocket, making He Ri's little hand unable to receive them at all.

Even He Ri, who had been tested on the stage for a long time, was a little overwhelmed.

Having seen thousands of artists, this was the first time he encountered someone giving him pens at an awards ceremony, and he gave him dozens of pens at once.

What kind of thing was this?

Moreover, Lu Bai said on the spot: "Hello He Ri, I have liked you for a long time. I didn't bring any gifts for our first meeting, so I will give you some pens."

Damn it, don't think I don't know that you are the owner of my celebrity artist's weird fan group, and you are the group leader, and you are always promoting how weird I, Lu Bai, am in the fan group.

...

He Ri was stunned.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

"Fuck, fuck, what's going on, why is there so many autograph pens in the leader's pocket."

"I just found out, when the leader signed autographs for fans, he didn't return the pens after signing, but secretly hid them in his pocket."

"I found out too, but I didn't think about it later when the leader stopped hiding them. I didn't expect that it could be played like this."

"Then why didn't the leader hide them anymore."

"The above person is a fool, the identification is complete, then it's obvious that the leader's pocket can't hold them."

"Oh my god, this is a live broadcast of the award ceremony, the leader actually played like this, he didn't even let go of the fans' autograph pens?"

"Hahaha, this is too funny, you see our gold medal reporters are dumbfounded, haha, the leader is awesome, this move is fucking explosive."

Yes, it's too explosive, walking on the red carpet and taking the fans' autograph pens and giving them to the host, let alone seeing such a thing, they have never even heard of it.

Song Qingci saw that Lu Bai had packed a bag of pens. At that time, she didn't even know what Lu Bai was going to do. She didn't expect it to be like this.

It was fun and interesting to watch.

Zhou Wei also had a dull look on his face, but he felt a little more balanced in his heart, but he was also more convinced that Lu Bai was definitely a petty person.

No need to guess, the host in front of him must have offended Lu Bai somewhere.

And it is very likely that he was saying something evil about Lu Bai behind his back.

He Ri wanted to take the pen from Lu Bai with a confused look on his face, but he found that he couldn't put it down with both hands, which was embarrassing.

He had to take it, of course, because it was a gift from the leader.

But it was wrong to give it at this time and in the wrong place.

He Ri is not tall, only about 1.6 meters tall. He has to look up to see Lu Bai. Seeing Lu Bai's smiling face, he instinctively panicked, but he was also straightforward. He put the microphone in his hand aside, then took off his coat, put the pen in Lu Bai's hand on his clothes, then wrapped it up, carefully put it on the stage, and then started his interview.

"Hello Lu Bai, hello Song Qingci."

He was halfway through the words, and then the next person to be embarrassed became Zhou Wei.

Lu Bai: "Uncle, let me introduce you, this is Mr. Zhou Wei, a world-famous rapper."

Zhou Wei was stunned by the words "world-famous rapper".

Lu Bai, you can still be a human being. Can't you let the host introduce me casually? Why did you take the initiative to introduce me?

A world-famous rapper, I haven't even sung a complete song in my life.

Damn, this kid is really a rip-off.

I guess when I return to the bureau next time, I will have a lot of nicknames. Zhou Wei is embarrassed just thinking about it.

Fortunately, the host just looked at Zhou Wei in surprise and skipped it. After all, the protagonist of the entire ceremony today was only Lu Bai.

After cheering up, He Ri also started his very professional interview.

"Hello, Mr. Lu Bai, thank you for the gift you gave me. This is definitely the most precious and special gift I have ever received in my life. I like it very much. Thank you.

As far as I know, today is your first time to participate in such a ceremony. What do you feel?"

"Very happy."

...

That's it.

I knew it would be difficult to interview the leader, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult.

"Lu Bai, almost all the people who came to the scene today are your fans. You are now in front of so many fans and fans who are watching this live broadcast. Do you have anything to say to them at this moment?"

"Uh... just ask them not to slander me in the future. I, Lu Bai, am really not evil."

Chapter 140 He... He smiled again

The red carpet walk of the Weibo ceremony was broadcast live on the entire network, so when Lu Bai was interviewed by the host, people around the world who were watching the live broadcast were paying attention.

What is outrageous is that the leaders of hundreds of countries were sitting in the conference room watching this seemingly ordinary entertainment event.

Lu Bai gave the host a bag of pens, which only made these big figures who were used to big scenes twitch their eyelids. They thought that this person is really good. He gave fans' pens as gifts at the award ceremony.

But when Lu Bai said that sentence: "Please don't slander me in the future. I, Lu Bai, am really not evil.", the national curses of various countries echoed in countless conference rooms at the same time.

"FUCK, how dare Lu Bai say this."

"Damn, he is so shameless. Even now, he still has the nerve to say such things."

"What the hell, why did such a piece of shit come out of China?"

"He's not evil yet. If you were any more evil, we would all be killed on the spot."

"Isn't it because he is such an evil person? Don't you think that we are idle people and are here eagerly watching you walk on the red carpet?"

Mr. Zhou: "This kid Lu Bai is interesting. I like him more and more, old man."

Zhou Zhenggang: "Damn, I've seen such a shameless person before. It's the first time I've seen such a shameless person. Now the whole world knows that he is evil, and he is the only one who is still making excuses, and in front of tens of millions of people."

Zhou Min: "Keke, how shameless, hahaha, this bad guy, I knew he was going to say something like this today."

With one sentence, countless people with top-notch psychological qualities could break their defenses. Lu Bai was probably the only one in the world who could do that.

Of course, there are tens of millions of fans who were stunned by Lu Bai's words.

"Damn it, this bitch, the leader, what did he just say?"

"He seems to say he is not evil."

"He is not evil. Could it be that I am evil? I have never been a fan of a celebrity in thirty years of my life, so I am a fan of such an evil thing. He still has the nerve to say that he is not evil."

"The leader's mouth is really tough. Is it made of diamond?"

"Brothers, I can't help it anymore, I want to beat him."

"Brother upstairs, if you dare to go, I will kneel down on the spot today and recognize you as my adopted father. Damn it, you dare to believe him when he says he is not evil."

"Actually, I can't stand it anymore. If I weren't afraid of his evil ways, I would have fought with him long ago."

"I can't stand it anymore, the leader really dares to say that."

Song Peng: "My son-in-law is good at everything, but this mouth is tougher than mine."

...

Song Qingci was standing next to Lu Bai at this time. She guessed that her husband would definitely be rude again today, but she didn't expect that Lu Bai would actually say it in front of the host and so many fans in the live broadcast room. He really didn't want it. Evil door.

So hard!

Song Qingci couldn't help but lower her head slightly, her body trembling, being teased by Lu Bai.

On the other side, the uncle Zhou Wei rolled his eyes and raised his head to the side. Although the sky was not dark, he seemed to see countless stars blinking. Those were said to be meteorites, but these damn meteorites were added to the sky. None of them were as tough as Lu Bai's words.

Zhou Wei also secretly added in his heart, Lu Bai, he is so shameless.

As for the host He Ri, he didn't notice at all that there seemed to be an accident during his hosting today. He had been looking at the person he was interviewing without speaking for a minute.

His little mouth opened back and forth, his mind went blank, he had no idea what he wanted to say.

But I definitely want to scold my mother.

There is a kind of person whose head has been chopped off, but the mouth is still saying, I am not guilty, I am unjust.

Damn it, who wouldn’t be confused when encountering this kind of scene?

He Ri really regretted it. If he had known this would happen, he shouldn't have snatched the host's job today. Wouldn't he have waited until the awards ceremony started in the evening before hosting it?

Isn't this causing trouble for yourself?

Only Lu Bai's eyes were clear, as if he was really stating a fact. Seeing that He Ri didn't seem to have the intention to continue the interview, he actually took the initiative and said: "Teacher He, if there is no problem, let's leave first." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, He Ricai finally recovered from his confusion. He hurriedly took Lu Bai's hand and said, "Mr. Lu Bai, I have one last question to ask you."

In fact, he had prepared a lot of questions today, but he was already confused at this time, so he just thought he could ask one by one.

"Teacher He, tell me, I will answer truthfully."

Truthfulness, a good truthfulness.

So good, so good.

Heri was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

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