Chapter 2290 Abdominal Muscle Family Variety Show Moment (1)
Full of cheating ah.
He Ming laughed too early again, not to mention the few hours when he didn't think deeply about a single hair and naturally came up with completely wrong and unrealistic ideas, in fact, he didn't have a few minutes.
There is no way, he can only be dragged away by his daughters, that is to teleport away, otherwise it would take more than half an hour to walk to the place where countless fat boys are making troubles in the heaven, such as Unexpected Joy, and it would take an ordinary person a day It is impossible to cover only tens of thousands of meters, let alone hundreds of thousands of meters.
"Oh, oh, oh! Fire, oh, storm, oh, the roar of Amon, the son of the dark lord Satan!"
"The power of Dr. Justice Atom protects me quickly!"
The next moment He Ming stepped into this extremely huge area, which is a sacred place with the artistic conception of "listening to the spring rain overnight in a small building", a courtyard with a deep heart and a deeper mood, but it is occupied by countless children. Eyes, it’s also during lunch time—anyway, it only needs to start to wake up the brain, and the friends come to the door with eye feces and a large group of waiters with countless delicacies, just to start playing what He Ming thinks is a real-life role-playing game. Think of yourself every day as…
Save the universe.
Obtaining the wish wand is one way to save the universe, and there are several other ways. He Ming doesn't know more. He is not one of them, but he must be one of the ultimate big devil, or the ultimate god. If there are children who get the props leading to this kind of ultimate big devil, they can try to challenge or ask for benefits from He Ming. He Ming, a great man with abs.
What if he refuses? His youngest fat boy was about to rush over and howl at him in no time.
Speechless yes. This fat boy is actually not considered a big boss or a leader, because a large group of children have their own organization. The team, some organizations, and the children in the team also like "democratic elections" very much. In short, the level of the Abdominal Brother's family in real-life role-playing games is definitely not very simple.
In the past, Niu Niu and other fat boys played and became popular, but when they are not playing, they become legendary heroes who are usually retired at full level. If you want, you can invite these old Jianghu out. As a result, he immediately successfully improved the power of his organization and completed fascinating goals one after another.
And these are all determined by the relevant game system of a central optical brain, and there are also a large number of real-life role-playing game companies that provide various services, and these companies are also one of the companies that are very rich. Because it is very easy to earn money for children's toys and play.
In the provision of services, there are never-ending games that children like to play, and some games stimulate almost countless participating children to forget to enjoy food and sleep.
But it is too late for parents to intervene. You had a childhood too, didn't you? You're always running away too fast and indulging in a bunch of mud games, aren't you?
The level of the Abdominal Brother’s family is just that the participant He Ming doesn’t know how much. There is a large number of kindergartens in his house, which are kindergartens for other residents' children, or just the second generation of Abs wants a large number of kindergartens. Because children like to capture these kindergartens to obtain "soldiers", especially schools, which are super battlefields, devils in purgatory, and abysses.
If the teachers come out to stop them, those teachers will definitely be miserable. The way to escape the catastrophe is to fall to the ground immediately, which is regarded as "death in battle". Needs resurrection items, resurrection magic, resurrection items include the most delicious things, resurrection magic includes a fat boy's stinky fart, because he is a high-level cosmic grand lich's class-well, neither a superman baby nor a superpower baby can have it "Fart".
Because of their digestion ability, super god level!
At the same time, the level of the Abdominal Brother’s family means that the equipment and props are all top-notch goods, which are provided or suggested by the above-mentioned real role-playing game companies. Generally, they are of the full top-level advertising content. For example, a very gorgeous armor of the universe emperor can be beaten. Broken, it can be repaired, and can be successfully forged by advanced occupations. Children can learn a lot from them, but please note that generally only professional and advanced related occupations can perform your actions. For example, if you have not learned advanced flying abilities, Or in areas where you can't fly, you can't use your own flying, including instant movement like He Ming.
Normal movement, not normal on the big map.
In short, there are a lot of rules, and some rules make He Ming only defeated... Fuck, why can't I increase blood? Because you don't have a gourmet cart equipped... a super big cart.
And He Ming just came into today's "big battlefield", and only took a look at the pile of expensive sofas, the tables and chairs were overturned, and there were a lot of fat boys in the mess all over the floor with excited faces, which can be said to be extremely excited fighting. Super laser swords to very heavy cold weapons that destroy everywhere.
There are also a large number of shield players and archers, and finally the magicians are attacking. They are all the same as doctors, and there are many elements of civilization, such as the Mongolian doctors in the classical era, and the interstellar doctors in the interstellar era. I took a look at the roof beams above my head. On those huge precious woods, there are nice dogs that look like dogs. The buildings in the nest, and a large number of fat boys are desperately attacking and defending the "commanding heights".
"The super demon king 'Titanium Alloy Orangutan Fighting Nation's Red Giant Star Emperor' ab muscle brother has come to the cafeteria of the food god! Hurry up and retreat!"
"Oh! The fucking devil is here! Go away!"
Many fat boys ran away in a flash, and He Ming couldn't help shrugging his shoulders and shouting: "Idiot, don't swear! Also, wasn't I the ultimate sun devil raging Satan last time? How did I become a titanium alloy orangutan fighting nation?" The Red Giant Star Emperor."
"Because you were beaten to death last time!" Immediately, some fat boys ran and turned around to answer He Ming. He Ming suddenly realized that the "new game" had started?
At least for him.
He Ming didn't understand why he came here, so he immediately asked his daughters, "My dear girl, what are we doing here? This place has already been occupied by children...no, space warriors. Adventurers."
He Ming usually doesn't go to places occupied by these fat boys, at least because the super devil can't be easily dispatched.
He didn't care about the mess, and lost a lot of worthless...property.
To him it was just a hair of one of his own children. One ten-thousandth of a second, your mood is more important than your entire planet.
"Because of him." Tian Tian moved like a master of magic, and soon caught a fat boy who couldn't use super power to escape due to geographical restrictions. He Ming just smiled when he saw him. If it wasn't for his good skin, his facial features Too perfect, then an old chrysanthemum must have arisen.
It is Xiaoxi, his youngest baby son, and Tian Tian and Tian Mi are also his half-sisters.
Unexpected joy struggled and said: "Let go of me! Why did you catch me! What are you going to do? I am the king of the great cosmic conquering race, a great wizard, and a super warrior!"
Tian Tian rubbed the unexpected chubby face with a smile and said: "Be realistic, little brother, you were selected by us today. You are going to be our show, a big star!"
Oh I got it. He Ming immediately understood that the daughters obviously wanted to try their best to find some real big stars of the ab muscle family, but they had to go out in person, because it was really "off the date" that the second generation of male ab muscle brothers such as Niuniu Fatty would come over. net".
Surprise is no fool. He understood immediately. Immediately, the cute big eyes shriveled and the more delicate mouth yelled at He Ming: "Daddy save me! Daddy~~~"
His coquettish charm is really invincible.
Although He Ming was held back by the other four daughters at this time, he still walked forward slowly: "Sweet, let go of your brother. Don't force him."
Sweet honey stepped in at this time and tried her best to seduce all kinds of good things to Unexpected Xi, but Unexpected Xi laughed immediately: "Idiot, can't I still get it? Let me go! Let go of the real warrior! You can't Force me! My warriors, come and save me! The devil mountain dog, come and protect the lord!"
A large number of fat boys and countless pets swarmed up, Tian Tian and Tian Mi had to retreat to He Ming immediately, there was no way, some children were too shameless. Spitting and farting are both advanced skills, and he was unexpectedly happy to get out of trouble and immediately took one of his beloved hounds? Make a very arrogant and happy expression. "Hahaha! Idiot! I defeated you! Idiot!"
"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!"
He is also very cute. The hound is obviously only the size of a basketball, but it is one of the most advanced battle pets. Its specific strength can challenge powerful dragons and gods. He Ming only needs to look at the top-notch light and shadow effects on its head. The health bar, the energy bar will know.
No, you only need to look at its arrogance and virtue to know, and there is also unexpected joy that must lead it. Because it's so strong...
In this kind of game, the level is high, the skills are high, and the little guy can easily defeat someone who is obviously so strong, for example, brother abs... That's why He Ming can't "level up" by himself, because it's like Fat Boy and his pets. Tian is fighting and leveling, so he has nothing, so he only has some relatively fixed skills of his own, or for example, pretending to have full-level skills?
Unexpectedly, I was holding my hound. In fact, it is a kind of cosmic life like the American superhero "Ant-Man". In reality, you can single out the mortal version of the cosmic elephant, that is, the real ants bring down the elephant.
The fat hound like a young tiger is more than powerful in its own reality and has the power of high-level powerful gods and demons.
Serious calculations can only be stronger and stronger, but it is a pity that He Ming rarely reads the world information of these children, especially this kind of game, otherwise he will know almost everything about that Mr. Pet, including the family, including Mazi , including... a day of stupid life.
Of course, in the introduction in the information, the sycophant encyclopedia, how cruel and ruthless he is, how powerful and domineering he is, how he makes contributions to the unexpected joy of his cruel master and enslaves the universe.
Well, sometimes He Ming is envious, why didn't I have such a "real" and "passionate" childhood? Just spend the whole day fucking in the mountains and forests, and it’s fine to move on more than ten hills at most. There are also stink bugs in poor mountains and rivers who don't shit, drink the vitality and blood under their delicate skin!
It's so fucking unfair.
"The invitation to important guests has failed, so should we go? Ladies and gentlemen in front of the TV, children, don't follow the example of the children in my family. You know, I have always believed that life is beautiful, and life is an upward passion. Yes, so, it’s a beautiful day, it’s already noon, let’s go to bed? Only after rest can you be more energetic for..."
I haven’t talked to the camera that used to follow my daughter all the time, some cartoon-style, but also a very cute butterfly robot, so maybe in order to prepare for the camera of this two-day and one-night program of some kind of bird, He Ming was taken by his daughters. dragged away.
And he finally started to face the reality, yes, the invitation to important guests has failed, it doesn't matter, there must be other important guests who can be invited, anyway, Brother Abdominal, don't try to run away.
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