Chapter 2301 Easy Win (Part 2)

But just when the pretty boy was at a disadvantage, the opponent's Girls' Generation finally couldn't bear it anymore. The most active girl who used to defend Xiaoquan Yuli came to defend He Ming. Countless players in the basketball world laughed, but the result was shocking. Surprised, she actually successfully defended against the incredible brother with abdominal muscles, and made He Ming very embarrassed. It is already an "impossible" thing to take the initiative to break her ball.

Because the opponent's breakthrough or holding the ball is relatively "disrespectful", but her infinite fans will definitely applaud and applaud loudly, and if He Ming steals the ball, I am afraid that he will soon become a sinner, and it is easy to be careless. Grabbing someone's chest...anyway, touching the body.

And the way she often used was to hit He Ming on the back, hitting him directly with the young and energetic buttocks of Girls' Generation, and He Ming had to retreat.

There are still a lot of details, this Girls' Generation member obviously made a foul, but He Ming has never heard the referee blowing the whistle or any act of calling a foul. After several times, He Ming couldn't help pretending to be very innocent. Looking at the referee with an expression, there is no doubt that it has become a classic again.

In any sports today, there is no black whistle or black screen. The referees of intelligent life in top events or ordinary events in rich areas are all from a specific fair-based race. If a person has a black whistle, it will ruin the reputation of the entire race. Man has smashed all the golden jobs in his own world. So according to the laws of that race, any black whistle behavior is the number one felony. Even if you blow the black whistle, you will be killed immediately, and you will never be able to play a fair referee again.

A scum like a psychopath should never dream of being a referee. Even being ugly and ugly is not acceptable, because being ugly and ugly is perverted.

Not possible except in rural sports on some indigenous planets.

In other words, only handsome guys like 007 and Beckham who are upright have the appearance requirements to be a referee.

But the referee just responded to all the normal answers, and then pointed to He Ming that this was a fun game. He Ming's expression of pretending innocence immediately turned into a look of contempt, but before the referee got angry, he immediately changed into nothing. . This scene saw laughter behind the endless TVs in countless universes, and the beautiful wife of Abdominal Brother couldn't stop laughing, and the loli in the second generation of Abdominal Brother were also quite funny. It's really fun to be deflated.

Fat Boy, the bow-headed party in the second generation of Abdominal Brothers, just barely smiled.

He Ming was "determined" by accident like this. The pretty boy was really a ghost, but he immediately became distressed. It turned out that he lost possession of the ball. The common phenomenon in countless top games also happened in this interesting game. After the success Brother Abs' defense came to a place where he could shoot a three-pointer. The girl in possession of the ball immediately made a chic and moving fadeaway, which was naturally a hundred shots, and then the classic scoring game began. The handsome boy, a world-beating player, can't even touch the basketball.

Nobody passes the ball to you. How do you touch the ball.

Especially when he was still in the super state that he dreamed of just now, but now he has become a soy sauce man running around.

But after thinking about it, he could only sigh in his heart, this is not his territory, and his Girls' Generation doesn't need him anymore, they discovered the "weakness" of the Abbas team. They can successfully launch attacks and start scoring points.

If you ask for the ball, others will definitely not give it to you. It's very simple, this is not a competition, it's just a part of a variety show. Basketball boy, be realistic. Otherwise it's over.

"Brother Abs, do you want to change positions? Otherwise, let's use a quick switch."

Not long after He Ming was deflated, Little Kim Taeyeon said quickly when she moved to He Ming's side.

He Ming shrugged indifferently and said, "Taeyeon! (The tone of "Hyori" in memory) No need, it's just a competition to score points, anyway, they can't defend me."

The opponent rushed to hug He Ming but could not successfully defend, and this was undoubtedly a "foul". Interesting games also need to pay attention to some basketball rules, otherwise the game will not be possible.

The game continued like this, just watching He Ming's score in this area getting higher and higher. The opponent's Girls' Generation "does all kinds of evil" against the most important soul figure, Brother Abs. If He Ming didn't back down step by step, It's really a couple playing ball, people, anyone can't wait to sit in He Ming's arms...

In this regard, He Ming repeatedly pretended to be innocent and particularly innocent, and couldn't help shouting at the referee: "This is okay? It's almost like a robber playing ball!"

As a result, it can only lead to more laughter, but the effect on the variety show is better. Although the ranking of the basketball game of the variety show and the rewards for the champion, runner-up and third place are very good, the champion is the three 48-level singles provided by Brother Abs. Face gold, then 2, 1 yuan.

Of course, this reward will naturally be exchanged for money. He Ming's team can win the championship and he can also share...the money he gave himself.

But it's still a variety show, at least why do so many Uranus superstars fight here in sexy and hot clothes?

In the 4th quarter of the game, the girls' generation of both sides were sweating, but it was just a warm-up state, and this is also a relatively precious real? Exercise state, usually if you want to get it out, you have to do a lot of exercise for several hours-but There is a key question here, every second of this Uranus superstar's several hours is an astronomical sum, do you understand? Especially for the superstar Uranus who was born as a poor ghost in the universe.

Interestingly, generally speaking, Uranus superstars are born poor.

Poor, but beautiful or handsome poor ghost.

The competitive state at this moment obviously stimulated sweat and the like. The phenomenon of sweating is a waste excretion system in the body of a large number of intelligent life forms, otherwise it would be difficult to become an intelligent species.

At this time, He Ming suffered even more. The opponent's Girls' Generation, including a female fan, had "bullied" him enough. The little brother had never received a lot of rude provocations like today, but He Ming's expression The uglier it is, the laughter at the scene. People's happiness is higher, especially the army of loli who want revenge is so cool, they can't help but cheer for the enemy.

It turns out that this is the way to beat Brother Abs hard. Of course, I want to use this trick to play basketball with Brother Abs at home. I’m sorry, even if Brother Abs plays basketball with you, he will just eat it. your. Because the outside needs to pretend.

Otherwise, another Girls' Generation will be forced to cry, and their countless fans will really gnash their teeth at brother abs.

But by this time, the outcome was obvious. He Ming once again helped his team score 520 points with a perfect performance, while the opponent only scored more than 400 points. It would be useless to replace that monkey.

Among the scoring composition of his own team, He Ming had the fewest points, and it was he who gave all the perfect attacking opportunities to his teammates, including Kim Tae-ji, who was replaced by little Kim Taeyeon. He actually scored the most points. Although he is still extremely arrogant slam dunks and two-pointers.

He feels so cool, this is the top ace in the top slam dunk tournament to win the scoring title, and he can still do his best. Usually don't think about it. This also shows how precious He Ming's passing beyond fantasy and selflessness is, because it is completely different from ordinary people. Superman will not accept himself as the second child or assistant. Why, I am not as good as you in other aspects. It is still the basic condition to hit every target!

You can shoot, why can't I?

At the beginning, you must do it when you are a rookie, but it will be decades or hundreds of years. After a thousand years, it must be... to be your mother!

Finally the game is over. He Ming's team won easily, and then it was time for various variety shows, including another tragic moment of Girls' Generation. He Ming was speechless. I am the victim, okay? Obviously enjoying so many unbelievable victories on himself and still pretending to be sad.

What's interesting is that the team that interviewed them was their own people, their own company's TV station and so on.

It seems that the two-day, one-night program group is really off-line.

Of course, I will never lose to the other party in various aspects in this aspect, but He Ming has reached the time of soy sauce again, and now he is too lazy to pretend. After playing basketball, how can you tell the fucking touching truth? ? , so there is only one possibility, you are pretending.

"Little Fatty, come here quickly, do you want to play basketball with Dad?"

Just after the game ended, a large group of children finally rushed to the arena, including He Ming's youngest son, who was surprised. Surprised, can Brother Abdominal immediately recognize his precious son in such an amazing disguise?

I saw that Xiya was dressed up in a lot of disguises, for example, his face was covered with battle patterns of a cosmic fighting nation, colorful and high-end. There is also a super-big beard, which makes people think that it is a short, fat adult intelligent life species with a huge beard.

"Don't! We still have to do the mission!" Unexpected joy and a large group of children rushed over and snatched a lot of basketballs, and then they scrambled to do the mission. Picking up a huge basketball and jumping up to slam dunk, it is naturally easy to succeed, so ordinary people should have nothing to say. Now the height of the basketball hoop is twice as high as before. There is no way, otherwise some top basketball players' heads will touch the hoop.

Well, this is an exaggeration. Generally speaking, the height of top basketball players is shorter than He Ming, about two meters. This is the golden height, which guarantees the most comfortable speed among the body types. No bully is necessary, what are you going to do? As a decoration on the basketball court?

It can be said that the rookie-level basketball players of this era are also Xiandao. Rukawa Kaede’s strength is a little bit more exaggerated than Sakuragi Hanamichi’s. There is no way out in basketball in this era. For example, He Ming's physique is a giant muscle, but he is more flexible and faster than any substance, and he is a standard perfect point guard.

If He Ming is to be a center forward or a power forward, it will be the result of rushing to the street.

"Oh, so your mission is like this?"

He Ming looked at his fat boy dunking very funny, but he knew that the tasks in the children's real-life role games are not so simple. It can be said that the real-life role games are integrated into the countless interesting contents of this world, allowing countless tasks to be completed. It's fun, but it's sure to be easy for little ones.

Of course not their children. Other children want to do "tasks", they should wash up and sleep, at most they just eat and consume.

In some live role-playing games, local tyrants pay to hire a "real" player on an indigenous planet, and then play him, his whole life. The initial cost here is more, and it also needs to be from some past evils, and the free world can easily buy uninformed natives of the planet. The "real" players who are like the mortal monkeys in the human world on earth in the past are having fun. For example, the gangster boy immediately sleeps with the gangster's horse, and hangs himself, because you really can't die, and you are exactly the same "with God's help".

Then this kind of blockbuster movies and street stall literature are endless. It can be said that they are a relatively important form of entertainment, but He Ming only watches blockbuster movies at most. There is no such time to play, this kind of gameplay needs to be "online" for almost several years, or you can only sleep when others are sleeping and have other private time.

Otherwise, you will not be able to appreciate the "essence" of this gameplay.

certainly. This is quite illegal. It's a pity that the Shanmeng can't control it—there are countless original evils, and the free world still wants to use its own world laws, characteristics, and styles to eat meat, okay?

Otherwise, you will give me a fucking way to make a fortune!

...

Seven or eight minutes later, the variety show ended, and He Ming and others immediately moved to a brand new stadium. Although the original stadium was already large enough to accommodate tens of billions of people watching at the same time, some of them came to watch it, including from the nearby huge hotel. It also includes an area that occupies a large area. For example, He Ming's wife and children all lie on the sofa in the area, and even lie on the gorgeous big bed to watch. This is because it is a superhuman society. Especially for superpowers, there is no problem with vision and sight when looking across a galaxy, so the top sports venues and so on can naturally be very huge.

Soon after checking into a huge rest room with a mysterious golden style, He Ming found helplessly that he had to change another outfit. And after the comments from his wives in the new playground area outside, He Ming had to change his hair again to become Ding Ding's upturned golden hair. Ding Ding is also the name of the fat loli born by He Ming and the bunny girl. It's called He Dingding, and the nickname is Little Dingding or Master Dingding.

Sometimes it is also called Xiaoen.

That fat loli loves endless pets, especially rabbits, hamsters, Mickey Mouse and the like. It is characterized by being fat, cute, and greedy for eating and sleeping. Oh, and one more distinguishing feature: Mating King.

A fat mouse in He Ming's family only needs to be male and then generally have tens of thousands of wives.

The number of pets she owns is also the most among the second generation of Brother Abdominal. Every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert on the earth in the old days is a pet, and none of them can compare to Xiao Ding Ding's pets.

And Ding Ding's hairstyle is Tin Ding from the famous comics and animation "The Adventures of Tintin", which is naturally the version of this era. Even the "Adventures of Tintin" by the great director Spielberg in the old era is still a standard horrible work. , although it was already the myth of Frozen at that time, American animation is really awesome.

Due to the terrible consumption power, the material of Tintin's Adventures is promising, and the original author's desperate protest is useless. So now it is said that there are more than three trillion versions, all created by famous painters or top masters, and due to the extreme dedication that humans on earth will not understand, there are hundreds of millions of major animation series in any version.

He Ming really wants to watch all the animations of the Adventures of Tintin series... Well, his fat guys don’t mind watching them every day. Watching cartoons to eat, but eating must watch cartoons.

On the other hand, it means that you must eat while watching cartoons, otherwise Sisi still worries that he will be unhealthy if he is so busy during the day and has no time to eat at night.

At least Rourou is going to lose weight...

So like Ding Ding and other animation characters, Xiaoxi and other fat boys have made many kinds of hairstyles. This time, He Ming is a brand new first time. He also agreed without much objection, isn’t it, top basketball players are all ...a prophet of fashion and hairdos.

Well, he also likes the latest version of Ding Ding's hairstyle.

One word, cool.

In a word, there is wisdom in fashion.

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