Chapter 2308 A Story in an Evening (3)

He obviously didn’t look at it, didn’t feel it, but He Ming knew that that bastard spent 3,000 RMB, one of which was converted into 500,000 local currency, and then used 50 RMB to enjoy a rich seafood meal and a few good glasses This kind of wine has local characteristics anyway, such as those contents that make the mood happy and release the pressure.

And finally, there is ice cream that would make Haagen-Dazs kneel down immediately on the old earth. A large plate full of it only costs 7 local currency units, which is equal to 70 home-cooked steamed buns that He Ming likes to eat.

And this bastard only took two minutes for a mortal to gobble it up, which is quite remarkable in the eating of a mortal. Otherwise, you can try to eat ten KFC family buckets in two minutes? Or a seafood feast filled with three tables, all of which are big lobsters and the like. A table of big lobster can burst your stomach.

Oh, it should be a perfect mortal. The eating speed of a perfect mortal is at least several times faster than that of an ordinary mortal, especially the aliens and cosmic beings that He Ming doesn't know. This is determined by the coordination ability of the body, etc., and also includes the performance of the nervous system. For example, ordinary people, the nervous system activity of ordinary humans or the brain is too fast. At least Holmes among mortals is still some great scientists. Single because their brains can no longer accommodate the pursuit of mating, they really spend all their time and energy on mental activities.

After these smart people die, someone who studies their brains will find that they are exactly the same as ordinary people.

So it's just that all the energy and time are invested on it, and it's definitely not the extraordinary talent of the body itself. Scary talent.

As soon as he finished eating, He Ming knew that this bastard was going to talk again. He understood this kind of person. No matter how hungry and cold the body is, it is not as good as the mind. The hunger and thirst in the mind is ambition, and of course it is not a carbon-based monkey The mating of this kind of low-level intelligent life is over. Believe me, you won't be "in the mood" when you're hungry and cold.

You don't want to have a quick shot to refresh yourself, but give me something to eat!

Sure enough, the bastard called out a pot of coffee for free after consumption, and immediately said to He Ming: "Thank you very much! May I ask your name? Let me introduce myself, I took a famous person from your earth and human world Name: Su Qin. And if you want to ask about my original name, the name of my hometown, it is Badas Gedas Das, referred to as Das? Badas."

At this time, the beautiful waitress in red dress had already rushed to protect the lord, but what was interesting was that she was standing behind He Ming on the left side, so that at least uninvited people could not appreciate her super beautiful legs. And the buttons of the jacket are all buttoned up, what career line, go and go.

Art students in speculation are the least popular among art students. And the guy who is recognized as the least promising and most insidious is usually a jerk. Of course, cosmic beings hate assholes too.

There is no future now, because the human uncle on earth does not need this kind of dog leg anymore. At least you can't get in. Because their old dogs introduce new dogs, who would rather use the idiots from their own hometown than yours, the geniuses of other universes.

However, Feifei, a beautiful woman in a red dress, was immediately very interested when she heard the question from the uninvited person. Naturally, she didn't even know the name of this super handsome guy.

He Ming showed a forced smile, rubbed his brows and kept looking at the light curtain, saying: "You're welcome, my name is... My surname is He, the abs brother He Ming's He, the name is not group. The outstanding is not group ,What does it mean to be outstanding? It is the handsome guy among the handsome guys. But I am not proud of my handsomeness. I am a humble person, but don’t imagine that... well, smiling at you is just out of politeness."

"I have a nickname called Lei Feng, usually Live Lei Feng, you can call me by my nickname, Comrade Lei Feng and Comrade Live Lei Feng, or call me Comrade He Buqun, you don't need anything else, don't call me Mr. He or Mr. Mr. Buqun, that's a silly way of pretending to be intimate but I'm not interested at all."

Cosmic man Su Qin immediately said: "Thank you, why not comrades."

He Ming immediately said: "You're welcome, now I want to enjoy a quiet dinner. Mr. Das Das called his name wrong in a blink of an eye. You should know that smart people are taciturn. Smart people don't need to talk nonsense."

Just as Su Qin, the man from the universe, wanted to speak, He Ming raised his hand and made a gesture of "shut up", and the waiter Feifei, a beautiful woman in a red dress, immediately said: "This gentleman, don't disturb other customers. He obviously doesn't want to continue talking with you." .”

"Okay, of course." The cosmic man Su Qin had no choice but to shrug his shoulders at Feifei. Brother Abs loves to shrug, so countless people, people in the universe have learned and love to shrug.

He Ming breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, well, he finally got peace, didn't he? But he was still wrong.

After a minute...

One minute.

Su Qin, the man from the universe, drank a cup of coffee and said straight to the point: "Why don't you go first...comrade, can you help me again?"

"Damn it, let the fart go!" He Ming cursed in his heart, but on the surface, he shot a scrutinizing gaze from under the light curtain and from the top of the crystal glasses, the kind of eyes that were only extremely clear in black and white, but incomparably bright and perfect. The light of scrutiny immediately made Feifei, a beautiful woman in a red dress behind her, want to take the opportunity to fall into his arms, and then there was no bone-like sensation--I have long wanted to say goodbye to this super handsome guy. , fierce and extremely intense.

Then, that means, he is going to marry her, and she becomes his woman.

Inadvertently completing it is no longer an expression that a country bumpkin can make. He Ming put on a faint smile on the corner of his mouth and said: "What? What can I help you? Strangers, I can only provide you with a rather generous amount of consumption money. I can't offer anything else."

"That's right, guys who play speculation and game science don't bother others like this." A large group of proprietresses and other waiters rushed over. Anyway, there were no other customers, and there would never be any.

And immediately stood on He Ming's side without a doubt. These beautiful waiters and boss ladies who are also beautiful women started their businesses for the few local rich, and came here to work almost for free.

Otherwise, what is the way out? There are so many legends, it is a pity. The countless ordinary people in a poor ghost universe are even more endless. What's more, after the era of Brother Abdominal, and now a thousand years have passed in Brother Abdominal's earth time, the population in the world of countless poor ghosts is really skyrocketing. It is enviable that the fertility of a mortal or a perfect mortal is awesome.

The cosmic man Su Qin ignored these things on his way to success, and there was no need to pay attention to them. Because strangers who don't help, only say to their nobles:

"No no no, you misunderstood, I will not make rude requests, your help just now has saved my fate. In fact, I have been in the darkest moment of my life for a few years-seriously, honestly, I used the stipends from the greatest abs charity organization for gambling and excessive consumption, so I have been expelled from school, and I have lost my stipends and my debts are increasing. I will be arrested at any time because of debts and so on before that moment today. I am sent back home. I am afraid that I will never have the opportunity to go to the stage where dreams can be realized in this era... I am really grateful to you for this. My gratitude cannot be expressed in words..."

He Ming sighed and said: "Stranger, don't talk nonsense, just get straight to the point, okay? There are so many losers in countless worlds. It's not that I want to go home today, but I have already gone home. Anyway, I don't want to care. Smart People are cruel, and I'm smart."

"That's right. Don't play with other people's sympathy. Sir, you have finished your consumption, so you should drink your coffee and leave early. Go and sleep well. This extremely generous Mr. Tuhao sponsored your most valuable The 3,000 yuan of the universe's first currency is equivalent to your three or four years of stipends, so you can enjoy three or four years of time. We believe that you will never encounter such a good thing."

The proprietresses talked to He Ming one after another. They are entrepreneurs, so they have more experience. There are too many such losers. It is definitely the most terrifying and strong infectious disease, because the students of the universe, the school knows that the environment determines the fate of the school and the students, so you have to move out of a school that is depraved and a dormitory full of slackers and idiots Otherwise, you will definitely be affected. It can be said that in order to succeed, you must be with successful people. You don’t work hard every day, but you compete cruelly every second. Otherwise, please go home, the self of the poor universe Home planet is enough for you to have a good time.

Think about how awesome the college entrance examination is in China, how cruel some brain-dead idiots think, God, otherwise how do you think you can change you, a stupid monkey? Let you have a little "talent" and make shit shine in society?

There is only cruelty that surpasses everything, every second is there, fighting hard!

Otherwise, go to sleep, countless losers are all the same.

But for young people in the multiverse who want to succeed, going home is like dying instantly. In this wonderful time of real opportunity, there is absolutely, absolutely no desire to live like a parent or an ancestor like an immortal zombie. Not at all!

To go to the best area, enjoy the best of everything, and motivate yourself with the cruelest and most uplifting content every second, definitely not the depravity, meanness, shamelessness of the lower races, well, the common feature is imbecility.

Because of incompetence, it is despicable and dark.

So when I hear about a loser, I muster up my courage to start a business. I have the shamelessness to borrow my sisters and the bosses who can borrow the last dime from the bank. The second request, the first request just now is already...unbelievable.

Well, who let this be an era of miracles, full of ab gothic miracles.

The universe man Su Qin immediately said again: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't affect you. I want to say that I can't go back to school anymore, and I already have a lot of experience in the professional courses in the school, so I want you to help me--"

He Ming interrupted again: "Wait, you asked me to help you find a job? Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm also a person without a job. The unemployed can't help the unemployed. Except crying. Unfortunately, I I'm smart, I'm not weak, I'm not ridiculous."

Is there an unemployed person like you? You should be a superpower, right? If you are not necessarily a great power, then you are a great power or a superpower in the human world of the earth!

Earth humans, dear!

The beauties immediately understood in their hearts, is this local tyrant still quite hypocritical? Ha ha.

Of course, it's just that the waitress with the big beauty in the red dress doesn't care, doesn't care about He Ming's hypocrisy or other things.

Of course, the other big beauties are still boss ladies. Although I just saw He Ming before, but now I don’t mind further development with He Ming. With his current status, He Ming can help her become a woman tonight... generally In other words, whether the female students from the universe or the female students from the earth are virgins—the new and tender earth human students.

In this era, there is no possibility of a bad guy becoming a wealthy woman.

After all, this era is based on the Chinese society in the human world of the earth, and it is still conservative in thinking because brother abs is mainly conservatism.

However, even a cosmic being would absolutely not be able to tolerate that his wife, who will spend his eternal life with him, is a scumbag, a broken shoe, and no one has been a successor for countless years. This is absolutely impossible.

Cosmic man Su Qin quickly explained again: "No, I dare not trouble you anymore, I just want you to add me as a friend on your Facebook site, so that I can enter the social world of human beings on Earth , At that time, with your little effort, I will be able to find the job of my dreams."

"Oh." He Ming nodded, but after thinking about it, he replied with the thinking speed of a really smart person:

"This kind of statement is unreliable. Your real goal is not this. Because first, there is no blatant racial discrimination. If you go to the social networking sites of earth humans for a few days or months, you will definitely be able to add a large number of earth humans as yourself. Second, the current human world on earth is still related to social networking sites. Even if the race must be human beings on earth, it is very large, and there are many losers like me, that is, poor people, so what? It’s useless to add it. Could it be that a wealthy family like Brother Abs is still a successful wealthy family in the human world on Earth, and the super rich still need you...'Second Housekeeper' and the like."

Butlers can be said to be the most popular career for cosmic people in the human world on earth, because human beings on earth, especially the very wealthy big capitalists, cannot do without housekeepers. They, their lives are all controlled by housekeepers. brain?

Hahaha, you must not regard such an advanced artificial intelligence or superintelligence as an intelligent life. It is absolutely impossible. The central optical brain will not have such a thorough understanding of the master, as well as the latest trends in the countless information worlds, and what the master needs... Because this kind of program needs to be updated by intelligent life, or related program updates, otherwise He Ming's Hua De Liu would not... create it by himself.

For example, a party needs the service of a smart life steward no matter what, otherwise you can go on your own. Although it is like an intelligent system, software can also help you, countless and endless, but it can never be intimate and perfect. Customer satisfaction service.

The second housekeeper refers to the guy who can't see the light living in the dark. The classical saying in the Chinese society of the human beings on the earth is: master, counselor.

In other words, they, they generally serve the contents of the master's tricks, but they cannot commit crimes blatantly. It can be regarded as the last thinking process of the master behind the lawyer.

Although sometimes masters, earth humans don't take this into consideration.

And now, He Ming knows that his wife and children also have a large number of big housekeepers, and there are also second housekeepers, and the big housekeepers of the second generation of Abbas are usually the original super beautiful nanny. However, he is still the youngest fat boy who refuses any "housekeeper" by accident.

And his housekeepers are his wife and mother, but there are fewer and fewer opportunities for his mother to take care of him.

What He Ming understands is that the "housekeeper" of a wife and mother is usually about clothes and grooming, and nothing else.

The redneck doesn't need or like to party, much less a slightly higher quality of life.

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