Chapter 2309 The Legendary Story Left by Mr. He Buqun

After He Ming's reasonable rebuttal, the cosmic man Su Qin immediately nodded in agreement with He Ming's statement: "You are absolutely correct. But...you are not an ordinary person."

"...! Did the bastard see through my identity? No, if he knew that I was an ab muscle brother, he could still talk to me like this, wouldn't it be crying and hugging my leather shoes... the future big man, he has already succeeded. Why? Will be a typical loser who can't control his own desires, tries to win by gambling, and over-spends the little man's classic fatal disease."

He is still too smart, so He Ming immediately understood some things after thinking about it with one brain cell, and if he continued to think about it, he could get some information, but he was completely lazy, he is not Sherlock Holmes, even though he is Holmes fans, just asked directly:

"why?"

"Because you are a big shot in the human world of Earth. This explains everything. So add me as a friend on your Facebook site, and I can quickly find my dream job! There is a saying in your civilization: Beating a dog depends on the owner."

The cosmic man Su Qin said excitedly, is it really a lucky day? This noble man not only speaks to me, but...soon to express my talents.

I want your employment!

Well, he really doesn't know, in fact, asking He Ming to be a friend is completely better than being hired by He Ming, because... Think about the Candy Girls Era, how much did the number of Facebook fans increase after being added by Brother Abdominal?

One second is worth more than the sum of the immortality of countless high-level courtesan whores.

"Hahaha!" He Ming began to laugh wildly. He couldn't do this at home, but the youngest fat boy was so happy when he saw it that he wanted to howl, because he couldn't accept that his father was more "cool and charming" than him. ".

That's right, Fat Boy thinks: Only he can laugh like this.

This is a great way to show cuteness and attract love.

And this kind of laughter greatly added points to He Ming, and now even the boss ladies want to mess with He Ming. There is no other way, this kind of laughter expresses countless things, including the fact that this person must be open-minded. A guy without negative emotions, you must know that he is like a cheerful diaosi from the heavenly dynasty of the earth world in the past. Now it's the first mate choice character!

What's the use of just marrying a super handsome guy like his friend Guo Bang who is extremely cool but may become a widow in a few weeks or a few days?

What's more, according to my own preferences, this super handsome guy here can easily kill his friend with abs.

After He Ming laughed, he immediately turned into a sneer expression,

Shrugging his shoulders, he said disdainfully: "You say I'm not an ordinary person? I'm still a big shot. God, I don't look like a big shot."

His face-turning charm was attractive again, but the waitress with the big beauty in the red dress bit her lip for a while, and at the same time couldn't help but undo the buttons this time. More buttons. She is so passionate!

This kind of charm is really amazing, Mrs. He Ming always pounces on her right away...

Cosmic man Su Qin said: "You must be a great person. I am very proficient in some majors and observation knowledge. The first evidence is that you are rich..."

He Ming immediately moved his fingers up and down his whole body, and his expression was still "poor people, my friend."

Su Qin appeared with a smile and said, "Maybe you don't know the price of your clothes? Because it was prepared for you by some of your housekeepers or clothing consultants. Because the clothes you wear are the most common. Generally, the most expensive clothes on the shopping network The goods in the top boutique stores, this level has already explained... At least it is not only dozens of times more expensive than the carmine red dress waiter next to you. If you agree, someone can scan it with some software, it must be Around tens of thousands of RMB."

He Ming nodded and maintained his previous disdainful expression: "This doesn't explain anything, because everyone knows. We humans on earth have all been rich, so it's just my consumption when I was very rich. Look, this dress is still relatively old, So... it doesn't explain my wealth at all."

Su Qin picked up the coffee cup and took a sip. The smile that must have been practiced many times appeared again, but he continued nervously. Because his fingers were shaking, or some hairs were shaking.

It is too easy for He Ming to observe this point casually.

But He Ming was never really mean.

Lover is never mean.

"In this way, your rather expensive shoes, underwear worth hundreds of thousands of RMB, an almost top quality underwear, and your latest light curtain worth more than 200,000 RMB can all be sold under the pretext of being rich explained?"

He Ming said with a very cheeky face: "Of course, what is this small amount of money? Humans on our planet spend millions of trillions of yuan in games, and I have also spent tens of millions of trillions of yuan in games. Then what Does it mean that I am still a rich person and a big shot now? What's more, a mere few million yuan is in our human world on earth, and the cost of a meal is not counted!"

Wow! The beauties, bosses, and Feifei who were watching were all shocked, especially when Feifei thought that she poured a pot of hot coffee on such a valuable dress just now, and her feet softened.

And He Ming only needs the current conditions of having been rich, so there is really no problem in the economy... This level of wealth is already hers, and they dream of it.

In this way, He Ming became completely perfect and seemed unreal. Some beautiful waiters wondered if they teamed up with this jerk guy to pick up girls?

No, no, this kind of obvious strong power, super power still needs to pick up girls in this way, it is really... boring toy.

But it's illegal unless you're an ab guy... yup.

"Your statement is still very strong and cannot be overturned by my observation, but I have another strong evidence. If you can allow me to scan some of your content and search it online?"

"Okay, but don't take pictures."

He Ming agreed to Su Qin's cheap laser scanning and the immediate and automatic Internet search. He only took more than ten seconds to smile confidently this time: "I have new and very powerful evidence, which can prove you, It is definitely not a small person or a bankrupt loser. First of all, your eyebrows, facial skin, hair, and fingernails are all at the top. It is the level of maintenance that serves the family of the abs.”

"what!?"

"You loser, don't you observe mistakes!"

"You guys aren't playing a really funny game, are you? A street show with a secret cameraman and equipment?"

As soon as I said this, there were already 2 more art students who were passing by and were about to paint, and they were also pretty beauties. There was an uproar. Then it made a very funny sound.

"You can take a look at the messages I sent in the past. This cannot be counterfeited." Su Qin, the cosmic man, quickly sent messages in this area, and he can view them only if the person concerned accepts them. It can be regarded as a classic spam method, but I can put an end to this function.

Then he pointed to He Ming's cheap light curtain and said:

"You see. Some maintenance will betray you deeply. Continuing with my observation just now, I have found that some of your maintenance in some details is very top-notch, but after you agree to scan and search, I don't believe it myself. It turned out to be the highest level of maintenance. For example, every eyebrow of your thick eyebrows has received the most top-level maintenance, most of which are priceless. Then you are just cosmetics on the skin of the face. Although it is very simple, there is no doubt that it should come from The most incredible 'Life Cosmetics' Estee Lauder Love's top brand, and my scans and searches tell me. This is the secret date of Eternal Shiseido...”

Just talking about this, the waiter with the big beauty in the red dress finally couldn't help but threw himself on He Ming, grabbed his face and patted him: "You really use the top cosmetics of Estee Lauder Love, such as the secret date of the eternal legend Shiseido !"

He Ming stared at the delicate pretty face of a beautiful woman who was gasping for breath. A certain cannon just didn't mind raising her head because of her freshness. Then he immediately smiled bitterly and said, "It should be. It's money left over, spending uncontrollably, that's all."

The big beauty Feifei immediately turned into a very distressed face like a kitten, such as very beautiful eyebrows raised together, and then said very pitifully: "Can you show me? You can go home and get it. "

He Ming spread his hands and said: "You have to let me go first. Because your posture of jumping down like this is a kind of sexual harassment to me, a married man who you must respect, that is, a person with a wife. Then Your posture shows that the people standing behind you can clearly see what's under your buttocks skirt, the favorite of godfathers in the world. Thank you."

Feifei bit Rose's lips, her eyes were like burning flames, it was true that Xiao San's eyes were burning with sulfuric acid. But in this situation, she kept saying, "I want you to promise me first?"

After thinking for a while, He Ming said: "Of course. And if you let me go, you can immediately get the female version of Estee Lauder's relationship."

"What? Hahaha, are you telling jokes too? Handsome guy!"

"I'm dying of laughing, well, the secret show is almost over? Like the abs-style big guy is going to say 'Thank you for your cooperation.' And then disappear. Because he said, he means , Our cruel beauty Feifei let go of this handsome guy, who is about to provide a real Estee Lauder love in reality... Wow! Handsome guy, give it to me! We love you so much!"

No one in the dream come true restaurant believed it, because the absurd beauties, including the proprietress who thought she was the most virtuous and intellectual, were all amused by He Ming's words, thinking that He Ming, oh, why not comrades because of a The big beauty flung herself into her arms and said something that wasn't a line.

It's just pretentious.

But some people haven't finished speaking, that is, Feifei has just let go of Comrade He Buqun, and Comrade He Buqun spent a few seconds admiring the career line in the retreat, and she is also a big beauty who still has a great impression every second Descend 10,000 meters into the abyss called disappointment, and the freezing point is about to hit in front of your eyes. If this super handsome guy is acting, then his powerful strength and super-strength physical strength feel like they are deliberately created by some high-tech. Attractiveness, despite being so amazing, and quite puzzling, if this kind of handsome guy is born "like" a human on Earth, then he must be able to make a name for himself in the entertainment circle, why is he still not famous now? Not seen in the infinite movie blockbusters invested in Earth's human world.

Don't doubt the cosmic beings, even the memory of the cosmic beauties with big breasts and no brains!

However, the reality is that this guy changed hands and took out not a bottle of ordinary Estee Lauder love for women from his private space, but a whole set. Just that incomparable packaging says it all, totally authentic.

What's more, basically if you fake the packaging of Estee Lauder Love, you will die super ugly. So it's totally unique and genuine.

It is a series, a set of the top series, as big as more than twenty beer crates stacked together. And for the price of this set, it can be said that it is. What the fuck!

And He Ming shrugged and said: "Give it to you, because your breasts give me a fresh feeling. Of course, for a beautiful leg lover, I would like to praise your beautiful legs. Of course, if you are generous enough, you may Give some to your co-workers and bosses? After all, there are thousands of bottles in this set."

"Give it to us? It won't be empty!" The big beauties and the proprietresses were indescribably shocked. God, this super handsome guy - no no no. Is this the climax of the show?

When I opened it, it was empty!

No, there is no such street program that will come up with a complete package of Estee Lauder Love, which is really impossible.

"No. Yes, give it to me! It's mine alone!" The waitress Feifei, a beautiful woman in a red dress, tried her best to take it, and just put it on the wicker chair behind He Ming. She didn't care about everything at this moment, but opened it one look. Really, any one of them is a lot, and countless brilliance will naturally erupt... just as naturally, it caused a huge commotion in the vicinity.

There are super local tyrants who are earth humans. Earth humans! Propose to a waiter with a set of Estee Lauder's top-notch cosmetics specially designed for women!

Oh, there are super local tyrants, earth humans, earth humans! Giving a complete set of Estée Lauder love women's special version, or the top cosmetics to all the waiters who make dreams come true, as well as the proprietress's marriage proposal!

There are two beauties passing by!

Also, there is a good friend!

"Fart! Don't take pictures, get out!" After He Ming yelled, he smiled and said to the cosmic man Su Qin: "You see, this is the arrogance of human beings on Earth. But you still have no way to prove that I am still a big shot. Because this kind of pride doesn't make sense in the human world on earth."

He also smiled complacently, I am too good, too smart, yes, you have no way to prove it.

Hahaha.

"..." The cosmic man Su Qin was silent for a moment, and in the increasingly noisy environment, he suddenly burst out: "You are fucking playing with me! Are you fucking ab muscle brother? Who the hell are you? Oh, I I wanted to say it just now but I didn’t have time to say it: You also used face blindness camouflage equipment, that’s your glasses! Your glasses are worth several million RMB! No, no, the Estee Lauder love you gave, a complete set of the top version... …Damn it! Are you kidding me? You created an illusion for me? Hahaha, I’m speechless, this is not considered a big shot? Do you know that a bottle of Estee Lauder love cosmetics is all the wealth of a big shot I want to serve What? And I wanted to serve you at first, and thought that your current wealth could not afford the bottle caps of Estee Lauder Love. Unexpectedly, you are...you are fucking playing me!"

He Ming was stunned for a moment and then laughed violently: "Hahaha, I didn't expect you to answer like this. Well, you entertained me, and I can agree to add you as a friend."

He was quite happy, so he didn't mind giving a chance: the other party doesn't need to be the second housekeeper, but a superstar. Well, for Su Qin and Zhang Yi at the superstar level, it's plagiarism if he says naughty words every day, it's fucking plagiarism and The gunman is also ready to collect money.

Otherwise, how can Wildes, who are admired by countless superstar-level abs, get rich? In countless worlds, this kind of plagiarism is unsolvable and very common. Because it is like serving the people, in the universe of the earth, God, there are countless. Humans on Earth, you speak out first? Do you have copyright and patent? roll! Get off hard.

But Su Qin, the cosmic man, waved his hands again and again: "It's ridiculous, it's so funny, you are really a big shot. So...you should help me more generously? For example, give me another bottle of Estee Lauder Love? Or, let these ladies Give me a bottle."

"no!"

"dream!"

"Go to hell!"

Feifei, who said she was going to die, took the opportunity to sit on He Ming's lap, and He Ming's little brother immediately said "Oh", the dick is short, don't pretend to be abs brother, your next schedule The table is as follows: pull up this button and disappear immediately, disappear with the super stunner and hot female anchor whom she has made appointment with, and then... go home in a month.

Under the control of something indescribably great, He Ming touched Feifei's huge buttocks, which really felt super first-class, then pushed her up and said: "Madam, please, you, respect, respect, me. I am an ordinary A gift, not a marriage proposal or an attempt to develop a relationship between a man and a woman. I am a good son and daughter of China with a family, a wife and children, and a moral and upright Chinese society. People in the world call Junzi Jian. Jun, son, sword."

As a result, people didn't listen to it at all, but seized every second to start using Estee Lauder Love, and shook He Ming'er very provocatively...that, huge, gourd.

He Ming gritted his teeth and had to move to the side. At the beginning of the crowd, he could still raise Erlang's feet and eat the food, and then said to the cosmic man Su Qin: "Oh, I'm sorry for your request, I can't satisfy it. Just now A gift is honestly some gift from my trip tonight. So, you can make an equally valuable request."

Cosmic man Su Qin gritted his teeth and said, "Then I want... the opportunity to enter the American University of Electronic Arts in the human world on Earth."

Electronic Arts University is currently the most well-known university, known as the cradle of wealth giants, and the comprehensive and all-round stage of the proud son of the United States in the new era.

Well, to put it bluntly, if you spend money, you can enter the astronomical figures of this era, and the school guarantees you a place to stand out.

It can be said that it is a naked money transaction.

But this kind of school is the "most successful". All the great people among the human beings on the earth go to this kind of school. For example, the former Abdominal Academy is too huge, and there are countless bumpkins in the poor universe.

By the way, American Electronic Arts is still the giant of the virtual world super company today, and it is also a super company controlled by the most powerful force in a typical alien universe, and the American Electronic Arts University is the... money stage of this virtual world super company.

Once you enter, you will be... a successful person.

The cosmic man Su Qin rashly made such a request, but He Ming just smiled and wrote him a line on a business card, and then said: "You will regret not adding me as a friend. Even if it is my inactive Facebook Website. Goodbye."

He disappeared in an instant, and the cosmic man Su Qin immediately looked down, and first saw a line: This person is allowed to enter school.

And this business card, the unforgeable business card, turned out to be...the business card of Brother Abdominal's friend Guo Bang.

"!!! No way, did I miss my friend Guo Bang? Wait, he is Guo Bang? He is Guo Bang!"

"Why Buqun is Guo Bang!"

...

"Guo Bang, your mother! At the same time, our boss is exercising in the Supreme Gymnasium!"

Well, this sensational school planet has just set off more and more alarming disturbances on the Cosmic Light Network, but one of Guo Bang's countless news teams came out to "dispel the rumors".

Indeed, at the same time, Guo Bang was exercising in the Supreme Gymnasium, and he saw countless superpowers in his eyes.

What's more, he "easily" gave away a complete set of Estee Lauder's top-notch cosmetics, it really is... Countless lovers, mistresses, and wives wanted it, and immediately rebelled!

So... why Buqun is... I hate you, brother abs!

Of course He Ming would never admit it. Do you have fucking pictures?

Lao Tzu is following... to prepare for the show tonight.

cut! ——Hahaha, it's so interesting to play with the cosmic monkey.

ps: The second update.