Chapter 2322: The New Program Begins (Part 2)

This matter has not been further explored, it is just a kind of talk, without any value, so what if it is confirmed that it is He Ming? It's useless, countless audiences will still pay the astronomical bills of various entertainment companies, commercial companies don't care, what does it have to do with me, it's just that the abs brother is cool again.

And there is no doubt that everyone knows that it must be Brother Abs. This is a super low-level Sherlock Holmes thinking, because from the name gift to Guo Bang's business card, it is impossible and impossible for others to do it. Not so "boring". The reality is that Xiaohao has done this to countless people around him, and the family will rebel. What do you mean? Don't give me a bottle and give others a whole set? I'm fighting with you!

They are still waiters.

Allen King, referred to as Allen, and under normal circumstances, Allen, who is also called Allen, immediately continued to ask He Mingdao: "Brother Abdominal has recently met a brand new self-made girl who made your daughters obsessed and became a huge success. Have a good time, huh?"

"Hey, is it the Candy Girls Age?" He Ming made another very interesting expression, that is, the body language turned into clasped hands with ten fingers clasped together, and the two thumbs leaned together to lightly point. It's a half-smile, very funny, especially when it appears on the face of the abs brother, it is also "cute" that countless Internet veterans appreciate very much.

The super stunner hostess, the five teachers and a lot of people in the celebrity area all laughed. Ordinary people can't do such a "tidy" group smile, so in the past, the audience and the stage performances of the Chinese Spring Festival Gala were all done in advance. The rehearsal is done, and then it's just a show, otherwise, any star's brain will be flooded and he will shout in the "live broadcast": Long live the public knowledge, the flowers of freedom will bloom all over the land of China where the flowers of evil are.

How did you let the imperial court step down?

And the people here, the cosmic beings of this era, all perfect mortals have extremely incredible emotional intelligence, so they can laugh collectively.

Neat and perfect.

After making such an expression, He Ming nodded slightly and said, "Of course, it must be very fun to do variety shows with young and energetic girls."

"Of course. A waste of uncle's time." The very experienced ab muscle researcher immediately explained this on various TV stations, including explaining He Ming's body language and facial expressions step by step, although almost countless viewers could see it at a glance. Out of He Ming's reluctance and hypocrisy.

"Wow, so you like to do variety shows with young girls? Not us 'mature' people?"

Allen took the opportunity to express humor again, this time He Ming shrugged easily and raised his eyebrows. Then he said, "Yeah, guys like young girls,

Maybe some men aren't, but I... am! "

"Ha ha!"

Ellen starts by picking up a cup of fine coffee but doesn't drink it, which is a big advertising prop, and then she goes on the subject: "Congratulations first abs man on another unbelievable greatest greatest success only you can have this The adventure that makes possible. Now the audience friends and we all want to know some details. So I start asking questions?"

"Okay." He Ming pursed his lips and smiled. It’s really super boring, and the question is very nonsense, but the audience just wants to see it, just want to understand, after all, he has already refused to be extracted from memory or other things, so he can only know about a super great adventure in a primitive way What does the client think, even though the client is... what can he think? His grandma's.

Allen took a sip of coffee and then immediately picked up a kind that could never be found on Earth in the past. But there is a very famous food in the universe called "melaleuca fruit", which is a fig-like fruit with a thousand flavors, usually the size of a baby's fist. She ate it slowly and said: "First of all, for this adventure, you should Didn't you think about the real process? How are you prepared for it? And how do you deal with unexpected situations?"

He Ming put his left hand on his chin to make an expression of a thinker. Because his physical condition is that of a giant spirit among ordinary human beings, especially his strong and slender hands and feet, he is in a god-like posture, believe me. Ordinary Napoleon is too pretentious and does not have the demeanor of a super male model in the 21st century. Never believe that a great man is unparalleled. Appearance, appearance is the key point. Stars have been the most impactful people on earth in the past, and unless this era comes Otherwise, you can see that a dictator like Saddam Hussein is not as good as the actors in his own blockbuster movies. Full of kingly domineering and the like.

Of course, actors like the mortal gods of the Celestial Dynasty are completely inferior to the mortal gods. It's super simple, and they are not as handsome or tall as others. Domineering. In other words, the actor failed. No way, the Chinese race is not like the Middle Eastern race who easily find handsome guys.

He Mingdao after completing the actions of Brother Fan with Abdominal Muscles pretending to be handsome but even more handsome than he really is: "To be honest, I haven't thought about it at all. This adventure was prepared with the help of my Hua De Liu Central Optical Brain, and responsible for it." I am a simple and direct adventurer for almost all the issues that need to be thought about. Just be responsible for doing coolies."

"But I don't have a coolie like you." Allen showed a classic smile, and it was rare that there were still no indecent details of the pulp embedded in the teeth when eating the Melaleuca fruit. He Ming doesn't care about it anymore, he doesn't care at all. Nobody cares, including him.

Then it can also be said that when she eats the fruit, she still has some energy or strength in her mouth to further digest it, turn it into powder and eat it, and then clean her teeth casually.

Alan continued the topic of the big adventure. He Ming answered almost all the details before the topic was finally over. To He Ming, it was really boring, but then Alan immediately said with an extremely expectant expression:

"Brother Abdominal Muscle heard that the incredible life essence of that bone is said to have been manufactured into some ultimate products called ultimate destiny power, diamond power, magic power sand?"

He Ming said with a smile on his face: "I really don't know about this question. It should be newly created. Maybe I should look online? Log in to some of my private information websites to see? Because there are countless people in countless jobs, organizations I'm doing it, and I don't even have time to read the information."

"Of course. You can find out for yourself, but it's really... a perfect product." Alan smiled again with a classic expression and said to the audience: "My friends, I believe you must be salivating. "

"Drool!" Countless spectators yelled in unison at the legal opportunity to yell, and then some of them were indispensable:

"Abs brother I love you!"

"XXX look here, I'm your fan!"

"I'm here! I'm here!"

"Alan Allen!"

"Alan, get out, let Mr. Kangxi talk!"

But only a few seconds later, it immediately returned to the world of absolute silence. And the guy who is too much, unless the backstage is really good, it is a top-level qualification that spends a lot of money on the TV station, otherwise he will get out next time, don't even think about it, come in!

He Ming understood it, and sure enough, the idea that commodities are the best use of countless peerless good things has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. So except for the incredible life essence in the reserved bone, some others, some of them, a very small amount are commercialized and grandly launched.

Some products are that kind of incredible life essence like sand, only one grain, but combined with some other normal superpower life essence. Or it can be used for high-grade single-sided gold to strengthen again, as if it is full of infinite possibilities, that is, it is exactly the same as a miracle.

Then there is a feature that the price is so high that you have nothing to say, but some products that seem to have practical effects and fully utilize the effects are a small cup of incredible life essence. It's all... You can only watch it, because you can't fucking afford it.

He Ming couldn't afford it either.

Because the seller, usually Xiaohao or some second-generation ab muscle brothers who started the journey of bear children, and their partners, Xiaohao children, Guo Bang children, all randomly gave a super long number, this number counts into cash. Okay, you can't afford to sell the multiverse.

"Understood, so that's how it is." He Ming nodded, and at this moment there was a teacher, Mr. Wang Zhonghua brought a cup of black tea and said, "Brother Abs, you have worked hard, drink a cup of tea and rest, this is..." Started the advert.

"Is this how you advertise? Also. Damn, don't use such a small cup, okay? I use bucket-sized cups."

Even though he said so in his heart, He Ming drank it very cooperatively and said: "Good tea, good tea." He pretended too much, and his voice was immediately modified by netizens to "good bad good bad".

Space people or people on earth really don't like this kind of advertisement. But there is no way, you must have it in your life, otherwise how do you know what is the top product?

It can be said that sometimes advertising is a means to prove oneself, and then endless consumers flock to it.

But there is no doubt that this top-level black tea must be very delicious. It seems that in the past, there were only a few taels a year on the earth. What kind of spiritual energy was absorbed from the world? Compared with this kind of tea, the Longjing tea on the market can be washed and slept.

In fact, the production of tea on the earth is already... a decoration, and the human beings on the earth absolutely don't want to consume it, unless they are losers, poor ghosts, and idiots who have returned to the state of abject poverty.

This time it's Zhao Yaying's turn to be the super stunner hostess, and she can't wait to post it on Brother Abs, but she still pretends to be very serious: "Brother Abs, what do you think of this product? Can it create some greater products?" The top super power of this era can help break through a hundred cosmic powers."

He Ming thought for a while and said: "If the quantity is sufficient, it is not a dream, but a dream come true. But if you try to consume this kind of product, it will really... only go bankrupt."

The people burst into laughter again, and the super stunner hostess even smiled at He Ming, not because of the meaning of He Ming's words, but because of certain meanings that both of them knew.

She even started to advertise, and at this time, she actually picked up an overflowing glass of beer? Then it was sent directly to He Ming. If it were someone else, touching fingers would be a dream.

Due to the long time, the beer company behind this glass of beer, as well as countless related companies, danced wildly: earning, earning, earning!

Then naturally, the stock skyrocketed!

But it was only a few seconds before Zhao Yaying did not ask, so Allen immediately added: "So, those commodities are decorations? But is it possible for these decorations to be gifts tonight? The scene and our TV station gave A gift for a raffle chance."

Today's super stunner hostess has big breasts and no brains, almost turned into a nympho, but if she knew how horrible she has been serving a woman with her virgin attributes and extremely big, super fat-skinned ** just two hours ago It is not surprising that the great man "little brother" of China knows this state.

And the little brother of the great man didn't just yell ten times, turning the super stunned female anchor's extremely fiery "blasphemy" so that his face paled and his mind was almost ashamed.

So to be able to carry on the show, really... very dedicated. Including abs brother. It's nonsense to come here to "serve the people" after spending hundreds of hours enjoying one trick but not having hundreds or thousands of other tricks.

He Ming did not lose his composure just now, but just shrugged and spread his hands: "Of course there is no problem."

"Wow!" Just the countless live audiences are very excited, but that's all. The live broadcast is said to have 56 billion viewers, but there can only be more, because the location is sacrificed to accommodate more viewers. There is no way, countless fans can't afford to offend, 56 billion intelligent beings are completely bullshit in this era, not even a single piece of shit, and the entire population of this era is as big as a universe... shit.

Alan continued: "Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the private time of Brother Abs is over. It's the same as every time, perfect. Next, we will invite a top-level great from the human world on earth, in Abs Before the brother era, it was already the human world on earth, the world-class Uranus superstar, he is Liu Tianwang Andy Lau! Now he wants to announce an amazing news: our never tired and always working, the earth human dedication model. A symbol of hard work, In this era, the entertainment industry, the bigwig in the entertainment world, Dehua will—let him announce it himself!"

"Damn Alan!" Countless audiences yelled in full cooperation, "But we just love you!"

In fact, they, the cosmic beings, don't care what happens to Niao Dehua. For example, humans on earth can't think of it, Dehua, Liu Tianwang Dehua? Who is it?

Especially in the western world and not in China, people in the Asian world don't know which birdman Andy Lau is?

The well-prepared music sounded, and that was the Uranus superstar of the human world on Earth—I don’t know if there is any moisture, anyway, He Ming doesn’t know his real reputation, and even the vicious artists, critics, and reputation evaluation agencies dare not. There is no need to comment on the "Uranus superstar" in the human world on earth, this is a stupid behavior.

Because the elites of the earth humans are as rare as the giant pandas on the earth in the past, and your countless bosses are the earth humans!

And the music background is also a song that Liu Tianwang was in the mortal era, not to mention the rise of the abs brother He Ming, who was not born, and is a famous song to this day. Then He Ming couldn't recognize him, but he was always seventeen or eighteen years old, oh, okay. Fourteen, five or six-year-old Liu Tian Wang Dehua came over.

He also sang a well-prepared and relatively short song titled: "The Ice Rain Has Been Falling: Temporarily Disappeared".

Then it was over in a very short time. I just believed that countless live audiences or audiences in front of the TV set off countless online searches, which made this Tianwang Liu very popular. It was really a mess.

Liu Tianwang finally walked to the center of the program. He wore a very chic and moving suit from a top master. He was not only extremely gentle and elegant, but also successfully expressed his boundless handsomeness as a role model for human beings on the earth. He is worthy of being a Chinese star in the human world of the earth. top elite. In contrast, He Ming is a tall and strong farmer's son who is unkempt, a working people, and a leader in the urban-rural fringe.

Well, in the urban-rural fringe area, there are a large number of "" general-purpose number one bodyguards in shampoo shops, migrant workers** even if they don't give money, they have force to engage migrant workers.

But relatively speaking, the current Liu Tianwang is taller than the mortal Kobe in the past, and stronger than the mortal Schwarzenegger in the past.

The same kind, meeting fellow villagers in the world, He Ming can only pretend to be enthusiastic and shake hands with them. In fact, he has not been to the earth for many years, right? Well, the average index is about the same. Anyway, there is no need for Brother Abs to do anything. Today's Super Universe China has long been a top-level developed civilization standard, at least for the central optical brain that governs the country.

"Heavenly King, hello!" He Ming said with a troubled face, "It is already today and this moment when we meet again on earth. Looking back on the past, I sighed a lot about yesterday, and I cherish it. I hope you Really had a good time.”

"Haha." Liu Tianwang laughed a few times, and then said seriously: "Thank you."

Although He Ming's words don't make sense, there is absolutely no need to study them in depth. He is definitely not a pun guy. Sometimes he just talks nonsense. Absolutely, don't, deeply understand what Brother Abdominal said.

Much shallower than you would try to understand a farmer's "what's for dinner?" and get completely wrong results that wouldn't have.

Liu Tianwang sat down next to a teacher, and Alan immediately said: "Tianwang Liu, first of all, congratulations on your investment and filming of the millionth movie recently, the standard of the top movie blockbusters of this era, "Descendants of the Dragon: Goodbye China" "has achieved another very successful box office, and on average, you shoot thousands of top-level movie blockbusters a year. Your professionalism and enthusiasm are the advanced standards of some of the most diligent and intelligent races. You have done so for the human beings on the earth. It is the best proof of dedication and enthusiasm for work, proving that humans on earth can also have this kind of dedication and incomparable enthusiasm for work. Excuse me, what experience do you have, why are you so hardworking? And you want to say something What do the working Earth humans say?"

Liu Tianwang said sincerely and devotedly: "Thank you Dongfanghong for giving me this very influential opportunity, which is the top communication media platform in countless universes in this era, and then I want to say, this is the Chinese of the human race on earth, I am Chinese, don't call people from other countries Chinese, and don't think Chinese people are human beings on earth, because I am Chinese, and Chinese people are the smartest, hardest-working, passionate and active among human beings on earth Upward race, other earth humans do not have the same hardworking characteristics as the Chinese."

"Of course I am not blatantly racially discriminatory. I just want to explain that my achievements and my enthusiasm for hard work represent the Chinese people. It does not represent the human beings on the earth. It does not represent the current very large human world on the earth. .”

"As for my professional dedication, motivation and experience of working with great enthusiasm, I think it should be that I just want to work and keep improving. That's it, there is no other reason that can be explained, and I don't want to say anything about it. A little bit of guidance. Because sometimes some people work really hard, and some people just never want to work."

"Oh, thank you. Yes, I made another common-sense mistake just now. Humans on earth are not equal to Chinese, and Chinese are not equal to humans on earth." Alan showed a classic smile and continued to ask Liu Tianwang: "Tianwang Liu is about Your film works, as well as some of the works on entertainment news, are still amazing in this era, and the works created by humans on Earth are always the first, and generally achieve great success, what experience do you have?"

Liu Tianwang just smiled slightly, looked at He Ming and said, "There is only one secret: because I am a human from the earth, and I am a Chinese among the people on the earth. Brother abs appeared on our planet, our world, so success is that It's getting easier."

"Oh! That's how it is. If I had the shoulders of my brother with abs when I was looking for a job, I would have stood out by stepping on it."

Allen pointed at the camera and said with a smile: "Here I use a famous saying of the earth's human beings to describe it: envy, envy, hate!"

"Hahaha!"

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