Chapter 2323 "Newcomer" (Part 1)

Time is very precious. I believe that Liu Tianwang must have paid a lot of money to announce immediately that Liu Tianwang, who represents the working machines of human beings on the earth like him, especially Liu Tianwang, who is a model of Chinese dedication, will...retire, retire...well, just Rest, and it's "temporary".

It’s just that in the immortal society, everyone doesn’t know how long you will disappear. It’s only a few years... Goodbye old man, we won’t think of you.

But Liu Tianwang’s complaining session shows that it is definitely not easy to work on a machine. Investment, shooting, and starring in thousands of movies in one year make Liu Tianwang’s daily schedule have to snatch every second, and it is in a world where time is very fast. Here, blockbuster movies that don’t need to rush for time are all shot in the normal world, and blockbuster movies that need to rush for time are all... For example, some staff members work in a special virtual world, such as screenwriters, and the tension of work can easily collapse of.

Look at other people, the virtual world is playing a lot of fun, as for me, damn it, I'm fighting for a second of work!

So this kind of huge workload is really unbearable. After a thousand years, the senior superman Andy Lau couldn't stand it, but he couldn't retreat by himself, so he had to make a surprise attack and retire completely. It's not a vacation, it's impossible to take a vacation .

Of course, it's just that Liu Tianwang has temporarily retired. His company, his countless businesses, will immediately change to the same job, and the devil will continue to work endlessly. Mom giving you time to rest? Will the audience still wait for you? Dream, dream, dream!

If you don't have a work, get out!

It's not like every day a new movie doesn't come out. It's that there are no new movies for several earth hours, then you can fuck off.

Because the movie-watching parties in some virtual worlds are movie-watching monsters, watching movies all day long. Watching movies, watching movies, sometimes some movies only need... a few minutes to watch.

For example, He Ming is really... tolerant of great audiences, at least they know how to appreciate movie heroines, even if it is a vase of "spring is infinitely good, but there is little exposure" time.

After Liu Tianwang's session passed, five "old guys" from different industries who wanted to retire appeared again. Don't think that some of the endurance of the cosmic people is more amazing than that of the human beings on the earth. It should be based on the level of life, and Liu Tianwang, a high-level superman, can't stand it. Do you think you can survive, like relax or some kind of vacation, you fucking dream, in such a cutthroat competitive world where competitors are fighting every second, you still have the chance to take a vacation?

Sleep is a dream. — because you don't need to sleep anymore!

And this "temporary retirement" has various contents. For example, you can push yourself to the pinnacle of unprecedented fame.

Immediately hide merit and fame deeply, and after getting the rest you want, you can return at the best time, because fame has a natural time to plummet, and when it plummets to about the same time, it is time to make a comeback, because at that time, various conditions, Even the fans are starting to miss you.

If there is no such variety show at this moment. Then just the rest time is very rare and dangerous, so to speak. One goes on retiring, and if one is not careful, the temporary retirement becomes...permanent retirement.

Five "Uranus Superstars" from different industries, except Liu Tianwang He Ming, who met and took a photo with him for the first time, and the guys who reluctantly add Facebook friends have grasped various opportunities to the limit. It can be said that this A "temporary retirement" may be an amazing strategy, such as taking the opportunity to see the challenger clearly, and taking the opportunity to catch the careerists lurking in one's career and company.

Anyway, this kind of material is always fresh and inexhaustible in the commercial war series of blockbuster movies.

But for He Ming, there is no doubt that if you want to retire, you can retire. It's none of my business. It's really hard work for him to push himself into such a desperate situation.

Of course, he chose to ignore it. It is the era that he created. Money is king, so what? A language of money, an expression, that is called: cruel and ruthless.

After the "temporary retirement" session of the "old" superstar, Allen was non-stop, first doing some advertisements for various products, and even pulled He Ming in to do the advertisements. The audience in front of the TV began to scream and be extremely ecstatic that they actually borrowed some products to play the "passion" interactive session with Brother Abab. These contents can be seen from weddings in countless universes and worlds, such as when He Ming got married Countless guests insisted on making a fuss so exaggerated that Brother Abs wanted to mate on the spot.

It's in a variety show, and it's the first time that Brother Abs has sacrificed his hue. This kind of content shows that just wait for the lottery draw, it is definitely a countdown result, otherwise, it doesn’t matter if you believe it or not, I believe it anyway—and if you don’t believe it, don’t come to snatch it with us, the poor, the losers How about a lucky draw? I really fucking want to hack you to death!

Then Allen said in a serious manner: "Gentlemen, ladies, and children, the following is the newcomer program for short for our program's cosmic strangers and promotion of newcomers. If you have special skills, talents, and abilities , and pass the interview of our program, or become an Internet celebrity with countless fans on some video sites, such as our cooperative website, Black Toothpaste Cosmos Information Video Site, it is possible to participate. The programs of some of the top teachers in the industry in this era. Of course, there are 6,500 future stars in the entertainment world, and they are big stars! Superstars! If you want to know who they are, just visit our website to view the relevant list , I believe you will not be disappointed. Just get ready to be a fan!"

"Hahaha!" There was laughter in the artist star area, and the main camera finally turned to that side, and immediately a large number of artist stars greeted the camera with their best expressions and hottest body characteristics.

Hi.

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Although everyone is the protagonist of many blockbuster movies, the entertainment circle of this era has a very distinctive feature, that is, the more advanced it is. The more top-notch you are, the more you can eat meat. For example, brother abs has seen your blockbuster movies. Okay, you, a blockbuster movie is comparable to Liu Tianwang's one million movies just now. It is definitely not the mortal era, but all the box office revenue of the top movie blockbusters of this era, and it is also all the comprehensive income.

Moreover, the spike was only a few hours later.

That's because no matter what, your blockbuster movie can't be countless universes, the whole world knows it, and it has to be watched on-demand. That is absolutely, absolutely impossible, theoretically impossible. Because countless interest organizations, even the secular government, use their own, their own world's blockbuster movies as their promotional content, no matter how good other movies are. It's all indifference.

I saw my abs and took a look. Your movie blockbuster is equivalent to getting countless universes, and the world will immediately understand the blockbuster movie, and if the countless universes, worlds, and infinite interest organizations dare to discredit what Brother Abab is watching, it’s just that the citizens of the country are about to rebel. When it comes to some very important issues of power, if the ruler of the country dares to modify the content of Brother Abdominal. Can all kinds of democratic freedoms still be believed?

What's more, the Supreme Law of the Shanmeng has long had very strict laws to restrict this kind of behavior and protect itself. The healthy, correct and complete image and content of the supreme ruling power of this era.

In any case, it doesn't matter if He Ming is unwilling, but he has become the foundation of this era, and this era is only possible with him.

And then, today's "newcomer" session started, and the five vicious teachers finally had "a place for heroes to use their skills", and He Ming's various "forced" fierce statements were indispensable, which can be described as very interesting, but In some blockbuster movies, no matter how insulting the personality is, for the "newcomers" who can appear here, they would rather die than die, and dream of it!

First of all, a fat dancer jumped out. He was a male. Although He Ming thought he was an old guy, people and countless universes still thought he was a very young boy. He was an ordinary person and a perfect mortal in perfect health. It is also from a low-level race that is similar to humans on Earth. Of course, humans on Earth do not consider themselves a low-level race anymore, but the most noble, powerful, and intelligent top-level race. There is no one, so they can only be the boss, otherwise? Brother Abs is an example, and Brother Abs is our... representative. Compare it with him!

This obese dancer can be seen from the information board, that is, some wonderful light curtains suspended above his head in reality. China shows that he is a "Dancing King", but he is so fat because he has been "infected" by some "Deadly and terminally ill", He Ming disdained it in his heart, but the teacher Wang Zhonghua, who had a poisonous tongue, said:

"You said that you were infected with some fatal and terminal diseases, so your body deformed, and you have the obesity of the natives in the uncontacted civilization? Hahaha, do you think we are all idiots without medical knowledge? In the universe civilization in the multiverse How can there be a fatal terminal illness? Tell me, what tricks are you playing? Believe me, you should be thinner and more... normal."

"Haha!" All kinds of live audiences and many people in the artist star area laughed at the vile, but it is also the characteristic of this kind of variety show, it is more ruthless, no one plays sentimentalism, because of the characteristics of variety shows It is almost decisive. If you don’t have special features, you won’t have paying users. However, programs like this kind of abs brother don’t need any audience. We are awesome.

The fat man immediately burst into tears with pretty frost-colored eyes and said: "Of course there is a fatal terminal illness, such as my uncontrollable crazy eating mentally. I have to eat a lot every day." A lot of stuff - oh, can I eat this food? I can't control it! This is fatal!"

He rushed over to forcefully eat all kinds of "advertising products", but he could only make a few teachers and countless entertainers and stars express their disdain, is it funny?

Anyway, if you really believe that people’s obesity is caused by diseases, it’s a hell of a life. Ordinary people in this era can’t destroy themselves. If they have health problems, they will receive free treatment immediately. Abdominal Muscle's unlimited financial support is an ordinary benefit, you only need to join this era to enjoy it, but that's all.

So let alone this kind of dance king, he is already a super talented person to be able to come here.

So obesity is definitely an important style, a very important body prop.

Sure enough, Allen nodded and said: "Okay, Rotten Dancer Wang Qianglan, let us see your performance. God, you are actually a woman. But you have a good man's face."

"Haha!" Countless audience burst into laughter. Alan Wang, the soul of this variety show, is Alan Wang.

But when this fat dancing king performed, countless audiences wanted to drop their jaws, in the universe of this era. Everyone, and every life in the universe admires the strong, the strong, and the elite is an ethos that must be correct. For example, the anti-IQ and brain-dead on the indigenous planets, idiots and public knowledge are absolutely unacceptable, in other words. In terms of ideology, it is absolutely forbidden by Shanmeng. You must worship the strong and the elite. Heroes, learn from them, absolutely not, engage in chaos. degeneracy. There is no way out for all of these. If you are a waste, just go through eternal life in an ordinary way. Never try to use bullshit democracy and freedom to create chaos and win your interests. What do you do if you enjoy the future like this?

Of course, this kind of person absolutely doesn't care.

But this is the era of Shanmeng. Any chaos, evilism don't want to play their own tricks. Nothing will do.

Therefore, I saw the fat dancing king's various dance performances soared to an unparalleled level in an instant. The audience was shocked immediately, God, the king of pretense! Give the image of a loser, who turns out to be really good superhuman strength, and then dance so well, you can fuck around for free, in dancing clubs.

Of course, dance is still a relatively important form of entertainment. For example, some of He Ming's wives who have fun, such as Park Zhimin, dance pole dance and electric hip dance after careful study, and the abs brother immediately became passionate.

It was a passionate dance that could not be imagined or danced by the human world on earth in the past.

But to achieve a very powerful level requires hundreds of years of practice, as well as various resources, and the guidance of top masters, such as this fat dancer.

After the "newcomer" finished his performance, he changed his expression into a super hanging expression of "kneel down". He also closed his eyes, opened his hands slightly, and then stood on tiptoe, forming a fat or ugly face, but at this moment With such an image of hanging wrists, he can be said to be really popular.

So Alan immediately said: "Let's ask the six teachers including Brother Abs to give their ratings and comments. Brother Abs should be more detailed and ruthless, because sometimes gentleness is not as good as coldness. Newcomers need ruthless motivation and encouragement. Guidance, not mild candy cannonballs—look, I like the culture of Earth Humans and China so much. Very humorous and full of wisdom.”

The highest score is 10. The three new teachers gave high scores of 8 or more, but there is no complete and highest score of 10. The three new teachers have been mothers-in-law for a long time. First, they must explain their industry and some experience in the industry. , and then pointed out various details of the other party... But I believe that relevant audiences, such as audiences who study hard, must listen very carefully, because it is the top experience that top masters pointed out based on the entertainment circle or related industries.

In normal times, who the hell will explain to you? It is only possible in this case, because the moment is officially ingested incredible fame so to go beyond the moment of perfect performance.

There must be no reservations about Beyond Perfection.

The most popular teacher on this show, Chen Kangxi, who everyone likes to be called Mr. Kangxi, put on a disdainful expression and said: "If it weren't for your fat shaking wonderfully, I wouldn't give it 5 points. But I I still suggest you to lose weight, so that you will have a great future."

Then there is Mr. Zhonghua, who was more sincere when scoring. He talked about a lot of experience of being a top master, and then gave the highest score of 9.5 points at the moment, and finally concluded: "You are very interesting, your dance is very good, but I suggest you change your image and style, and try to change to a normal Uranus superstar, the sooner the better, because you are already a Uranus superstar!"

"Thank you!" Hearing such a pertinent evaluation, this fat dancer who is super clumsy and likes to play all kinds of tricks can only say very excitedly: "I am going to change now, because the previous one was for the sake of being famous and for myself. The road to dreams is very, very difficult, and only in this way can we stand here! Thank you for the program about Dongfanghong! Thank you, teachers.”

"Then it's time for the final rating and evaluation of the abs brother." Allen immediately began to press He Ming. "More, normal, not exaggerated ratings and comments. Brother Abs!"

"I hate it, don't force our great man." Zhao Yaying rushed out to protect "husband" again.

He is really her husband now. There is no doubt that.

He Ming laughed dryly, lowered his head to write the score, and then raised the highest score, 10 points, as it really is, but He Ming's evaluation said: "I give you the highest score because of your performance. I have seen the top class. But your style is still relatively dark and impulsive performance is not my favorite. And I can see that you are not a person who is easy to change. Your dance itself is some crazy roaring and cold Arrogant content. Believe in your image and other performances, so it should be an aggressive resistance. But believe me, those teachers or entertainers and stars can suddenly establish their own superiority. Because you can do self-harm Attack, others."

"Wow, the more comments from Brother Abs are wonderful! Applause. Qianglan, you can go down, thank you."

Allen performed the perfect jack-of-all-trades host again, nonsense, brother abs, everyone knows how to say it.

But that's abs bro style. Others can't follow suit, or they'd be idiots—if you pretend to be a good person everywhere, who the hell will fuck you! Do you know that the multiverse, especially the entertainment industry, is still super chaotic?

Talking and laughing on the surface, but I will kill you in my heart.

ps: The second update. (To be continued..)