Chapter 2335 Realistic Dead Space Prototype (Part 1)

Five minutes was actually seven or eight minutes later before the show started, and He Ming ended the very efficient group photo time. The group photo technology in this era and the people who took the photos are still almost incomprehensible to him. In a very fast time You can make an almost perfect pose for taking pictures, as if a person rushes towards you and then completes the photo, and this person immediately leaves and becomes the next person.

And the second generation of the abs brother, like the most fat kids, lolis are also very proficient in taking pictures, group photos, selfies and so on.

For example, when He Ming tried to take passionate photos with his wife, he still needed to use the point-and-shoot camera of this era, which is to automatically take pictures, and if your posture is not good, okay, let’s change it with the camera’s reminder.

The pose that seems like a moment that a fool's camera will not remind is really awesome.

It's a pity that I belong to the guy who doesn't need to move and can't move at all. The speed of He Ming's face change is so fast that it also becomes a normal expression, that is, expressionless, at most forced to smile. If you are a cosmic person, then if you have enough experience in taking pictures, you will know that this expression belongs to the expression of the bumpkin when taking pictures.

Oh, and the redneck expression on the native planet, if you love enough endless travel on a planet with cheap, and extremely cheap travel costs.

It's like the expressions of farmers who are full of harvest joy in the National Geographic in the past or in this era. God, do you know how many photos the cameraman worked hard for?

Can it be shot in one shot under natural circumstances? Only dreams can do it.

Then naturally the two hosts changed their clothes and so on, and the five teachers started throwing prizes and gifts as soon as they were in place. He Ming thought that there were hundreds of billions of viewers as huge as the Roman Colosseum. Or the platform of the national stadium is full of excitement, which belongs to the feast of the audience's true feelings and passionate confession. This time, they will go all out and dream in their hearts. The prize thrown by the ab muscle brother - the eyes are full of inspiration, if you don't give it to me, you are dead, I don't care if you are the ab muscle brother or what kind of brother!

But he prefers children, or he would choose children in the same choice, no reason. This is not a pedophile. He Ming is a completely normal person. When he sees a bit of gay content on TV, he will immediately click on the evaluation options such as smashing eggs, or just pass it by. Of course, if it is a woman in a lewd TV series, the Universal People Beauty, you know what to do like this, it’s a Western-style woman who doesn’t wear clothes, and He Ming naturally appreciates movies or TV dramas.

What if men don't wear clothes? my eyes. my eyes!

Of course, in the very simple smart selection, He Ming will not be able to see it, and it only needs to be memorized once, and it will be automatically skipped or mosaiced at that time.

So that's it,

The first piece of soul KFC was thrown to a fat boy. About seven or eight years old, with short hair, but the short hair is a kind of hair like ice crystal, and the hairstyle is more of a braid, that is, it has the beauty of Chinese classics.

But it also has a "human" taste, and this taste is the best feature of intelligent life, or a creature, so it is definitely not other than an intelligent life. In the past, the monsters in some well-produced TV dramas on the earth seemed to be cheap products, not as vivid as your dog or an ant in your house. It is precisely because the produced content is some Hollywood stunts, without this slightly advanced aesthetics, that is, human taste, the natural and simple information of intelligent life.

There are also gods who can be seen as mortals at a glance, such as in some super bad movies Shocking God of War. Jesus, you have that dry body to play Zeus? Is Schwarzenegger at the peak of mankind a god among gods?

Anyway, believe it or not, I don't believe it.

There is really no taste at all. Also, it's a bad movie.

In short, mortals should act as mortals well.

In the past, He Ming believed that the best blockbuster movie that expresses only a stronger power is... Hancock, the Superman of All People.

For example, Captain America, X-Men are still relatively unknown. For example, Wolverine will do this for a while, and get caught by this for a while. Do you understand physics? The beast's claws are better than Wolverine's indestructible steel claws?

Little Japan can abuse Wolverine by inventing a war machine at will. Believe me, with this kind of talent, Little Japan is about to come to the second Pearl Harbor.

Having said that, it is also a matter of course that it will not be a child of the earth's human beings, and He Ming can't tell the difference. It can only be judged from the expression that the children of the earth humans, the real children, are relatively rich and arrogant. Look at the abs brother is also this virtue.

So he thought it was just a fat boy, who looked like a child on earth who was "about seven or eight years old" in the past. He felt that his real age was at least seven or eighty years of earth time, or seven or eight hundred years.

However, he was still wrong, in fact, she was a girl. And it was very natural for her to accept the gift she dreamed of. At this moment, the price of KFC in the heart tripled, as if she reached out and took it, because Brother Abdominal just threw it at her. Hundreds of millions of viewers, and on such a huge platform.

After she got it, she immediately made a very surprised expression, and then realized that she had won a shocking prize when the family members who were obviously family members danced wildly on the spot.

Then it's time for this fat loli to dance wildly.

The audience at the scene suddenly became more passionate, or even more "angry", and the countless audiences in front of the TV were really drooling, his grandma's, his grandma's, just enjoyed it once... Big brother with abs Raffle prize!

Dreaming, dreaming!

The "interesting" moment, what He Ming thought was an interesting moment, came suddenly again, and the next moment, that is, a few seconds later, countless audiences on the scene began to cry loudly, and then shouted "Brother Abs, don't specialize For the kids!"

"Maybe they're not kids anymore!"

They, how could they not see through Brother Abdominal Muscle's mind?

I believe that people in the universe now only need to know about the prizes thrown by Brother Abs or those who have watched this kind of program, and they will know... This bastard will definitely throw it to the children, if they don't interfere.

He Ming had no choice but to throw one piece to the adult men and women, one piece to the two children, and finally one piece to an old guy. It's more than the number, but he's an abs guy, and he can do whatever he wants.

And the various audience performances in these contents are really completely real, especially passionate and exciting.

In fact, it was not enough preparation, He Ming was about to hear the rebellion shouted in public: Brother Abs, I will kill you!

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The subsequent variety shows were performed by He Ming to promote newcomers. After all, this is a variety show, and there is no doubt that it has just begun. Brother Abs, let’s take it easy.

There are girl groups mainly singing, male groups mainly dancing, and single stars who sing love songs affectionately. Most of them are new stars. They seem to be full of old guys who need to come back. I am afraid that there is no chance to come here once. , even if it is a song god of the Celestial Dynasty in the human world on earth, Xueyou? Zhang. I'm still the former heavenly king Jay Chou, I'm sorry, you have already withdrawn from the arena, or, you are in the arena, but you are relying on the old to sell the old.

It's not like Liu Tianwang persists, like the real entertainers of this era persist - at least work every second!

Otherwise, the exit is only a few years and there will be no market anymore. Apart from other things, the human world on earth today has long been changed beyond recognition. For example, the three highly pure countries of China, Japan and South Korea are all alien newcomers, new artists, new stars... and To a new kitchen apprentice, or to be one of the gardeners in an endless supply of countless small and gigantic gardens on your countless private planets, etc., and so on.

In other words, human beings on earth have no other jobs other than being rich. So not rich? Ha ha, poor ghost.

Because China, Japan, and South Korea above will never accept stupid people of the same kind who are trying to become superstars in their own world. It’s the same as when you used to watch bad movies from the Celestial Dynasty and think those fake faces, fake breasts, and asses are 20 years old. Can a female artist with the spirit and old face of an 80-year-old working people still be on the top?

I don't believe it! Ghosts will cry! Your godfather invested tens of thousands of RMB, indeed, it is still impossible to get a return!

Then there is the main theme song of this era, which is the song that flatters Brother Abs. In fact, although He Ming disdains it and only listens to the best songs occasionally, it is actually very important. There are just countless poor ghost universes, endless What music can you play in the abs era political content moment of the world? Of course it's the music for sycophancy, or are you playing love songs at this time? I really think the cosmic people are idiots.

In fact, this kind of song is one of the most important and popular song forms of this era.

The most popular ones are love songs. Of course, love songs are the kingly way of singing in the entertainment circle of this era. He Ming doesn't want to study why they are so popular. He doesn't want to study at all. Brother borrow another five hundred years of bitch.

Some people think that He Ming sang the same song for countless times. In the past, it was the same song in the human world on earth. They thought it was a funny song that he purposely made for it, and it was the bottom line of his bad taste. In fact, it was, He Ming Tomorrow, this song is quite "noble", otherwise, just wait and enjoy the five hundred years of Emperor Qiao.

Of course, the highly difficult "Divine Comedy" is insulated from He Ming. Like some of Uncle Psy's dances in the past, He Ming's thought at a glance is: I can't pee.

There are more than ten batches of promotions in this newcomer segment, and another round of Uranus superstar segment, this time a folk hero first, but what He Ming knows about him is that he has just played "Dead Space: Never Bow Your Head" by him.

But yes, great!

He loves this era's version of Dead Space.

Bygone era? Get some sleep, do you want to scare my mortal-level darling to death?

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