Chapter 2321 The New Program Begins (Part 1)

The show finally started. It was relatively long, equal to five or six hours of earth time, but it was indeed a relatively standard variety show in this era, because for perfect mortals in front of the TV, this kind of viewing time was really a piece of cake.

In order to comfort the audience, Brother Abdominal and five other teachers were arranged to appear on the stage immediately. It is not a trap for He Ming to sit right away this time, but the loveseat sofa, in the past He Ming only sat on the single sofa, but he still did not realize this, after all his single sofas are very huge.

Excluding the other five teachers who still need to make a lot of advertisements, including promoting some of their own works, Facebook, etc., He Ming lit a cigarette and started smoking, but there were everywhere on the table in front of him, but any one The cigarettes that will appear in the camera are all cigarettes that charge astronomical figures, such as Marlboro from the super company.

Because this era belongs to the earth humans as the protagonists, so the famous commodity brands of the earth humans, even this brand, are the number one prey of the super companies, otherwise you need to open up the popularity and it will be very fatal, because other powerful competitors have already opened up. popularity.

It can be said that the products of this era, whether they are top-notch or cheap, are those abs-style products that are not unique and can bring powerful strength, then the reputation determines the grade. It can be said that the difference between cheap products and top-level products The difference is fame, and with fame, a cheap product has everything that a top-notch product has.

The real basis of this reason is that you can see it by looking at the products of a poor ghost universe, believe me. The new products that appear in a day are more vast and infinite than the starry sky in He Ming's eyes.

Just a "new item" that came out one day.

The teachers who appeared today were still arranged by three newcomers and two old people. The two old people are Wang Zhonghua and Chen Kangxi. They are all funny guests in this variety show, and they are also very important teachers, this is He Ming's opinion.

There are thousands of other guests in the area of ​​artists and stars in all directions, and anyone who tries to enter is bound to be in a certain circle, a super chaotic circle, the result of a fierce battle in the entertainment circle, but the main thing is to promote some of the super companies behind this TV station The seed player of the entertainment company. What He Ming also knew was that these seeded players and new stars must have a lot of background. That is, the father is a superstar, the second generation of stars, or the second generation of high-level officials, the second generation of money masters. Anyway, a standard newcomer with no background. I'm afraid I won't even be able to get into the auditorium.

The three rookie teachers, He Ming, don’t know very well, but they must be the top figures like Oscar Wilde in this era. Generally, they are in the top spot on some Facebook sites. They have a wide range of contacts, and they have very professional talents. It can be said that they are, Everyone is probably his hometown universe, and also a superstar above the head of a poor ghost universe. The best publicity point is to go to your hometown to promote it. Wherever he went, the scenery was the same as that of He Ming.

Because it is impossible to continue to improve.

For example, like the first one,

In India's "Slumdog Millionaire", the children's version of the protagonist heard that a big star was coming, but was locked in a cesspit, so he would rather swim under the cesspool to see the big star.

Only Ah San is so "vicious".

Anyway, He Ming didn't want to figure out why they and her came here. This is the feature of this program. The top new teachers are always eye-catching.

But don't expect anything, it's all poison tongue. In contrast, brother abs is not one of the good guys.

Looking at the auditorium, it is very huge. Well, He Ming is used to it now, and it is as big as a world. There are a total of 56 billion audiences on platforms such as top-level marble. The farthest audience I'm afraid it needs to be immortal life, or use a telescope or something.

The reason why it is so huge is that He Ming has seen the big data of top variety shows of this kind of top TV stations to explain various reasons and benefits. Indispensable, taking a photo with Brother Abs, and, absolutely right, He Ming will definitely give a gift!

It's a small draw for the abs brother.

Because countless people, the brainless fans of this TV station want to see the demeanor of Brother Abs, what else can He Ming's demeanor be? Spend money.

You are the fucking king of the monkey world in the zoo. If you don’t bring countless bananas to see those monkeys, those monkeys must be loyal and despised.

Especially "New Monkey".

Because the legend is just a legend, and the story is just a story, so Brother Abs needs to publish something, the real "glamour" that he enjoys.

Well, please understand that when you go to the Welfare Lottery website every day and see an idiot who wins 5 million, but you only win it yourself, believe it! No shady, completely fair!

However, the audience also has various restrictions. They cannot leave their own positions, as well as various high-tech restrictions. Unless it is a super power that can affect the show, it will be eliminated quickly. It can be said that such a huge audience stand Each location is a relatively independent and absolutely silent world.

And it's best not to wave to brother abs or take off his clothes, just watch quietly.

Of course, you can't control some small actions, such as super surprised expressions, such as covering your mouth and crying, especially for female artists.

He Ming is really like this... Well, some female artists are really like this, brother abs, I'll fuck you, damn it, would you rather have sex with that kind of old guy than play with me? We are the real fun!

Many very beautiful female artists never admit that Zhao Yaying, the super stunner female anchor who can decide their fate at any time, is more beautiful than them.

That's right, he's just He Ming's dish, and that's all, and how many benefits he has enjoyed, the top-level Celestial Titan's divine power outer body has been obtained, and his physical condition has become a good superpower, but he is still... Ordinary Just Superman.

The same conditions, such as the photo and video of the country bumpkin reporter of this super stunner female anchor at the beginning, hehehe, it has already been explained, everything.

A one with bigger breasts at most... just a rural girl from the poor universe!

Of course, countless female artists and female stars are still big stars. Uranus superstars have selectively forgotten, almost all of them come from the poor ghost universe.

if not? As for the talents in the local universe of Brother Abdominal, especially the talents in the human world on earth? Wash and sleep. Humans on Earth are going to laugh their ass off.

Humans on earth also regard themselves as superiors, super rich, and rulers of the universe, definitely not... talents.

It's impossible, and I don't even pay the bill, otherwise, look at Brother Abs, his ability to play basketball is "one of the best". Well, except that the monkey is number two, and playing basketball as a group is number one. But He Ming, has he become a basketball player?

Absolutely not.

In the same way, human beings on Earth do not need to develop on the road of talents, and they are... unable to develop.

Countless workers like huge precision machines are busy. The work includes surrounding areas that look like stadium stands that are nothing compared to auditoriums. It's still very small, which makes almost all female artists or female stars usually have super beautiful legs under wrapping skirts. All kinds of beautiful legs in stockings are unobstructed, and they are very miserable. Some positions are deliberately arranged to let pure men Artists, male stars are followed by rows of super beautiful legs, and in the hip skirts that the big beauties of the universe think are the favorite of earth humans in this era, I believe those looming springs. The male artists must have noticed it by accident.

But only the live audience sees it, and it requires special viewing to see it. All the female artists or female stars are sorting out at the speed of light, because they don't know in advance how the abs will look like, and they don't know who the mean teachers are, and only now can they be checked by their own assistants. A bastard who has suffered a thousand knives on the Internet, actually wears the same clothes as me?

Even his own brain-dead fans will be killed with a single knife!

Give me, take off, clothes!

So countless staff members are really busy. It seems that the extra time today is really useless.

Because these people, entertainers, stars will not be satisfied, never.

And there will be some interactive links immediately below, such as five teachers and veteran big stars bringing newcomers, or their own children to meet and get acquainted, take a photo with He Ming, even if they are children, it doesn’t matter if they are fat children It doesn't matter, but it can become a huge capital, and immediately become a famous child star. No reason, otherwise, why did Brother Abs take a photo with you, and your photo with this kind of photo will give you a chance in some top movie interviews, no matter How, you prove yourself, "with a strong background".

It can be said that this is the "hidden rule" that countless newcomers in the poor universe, children who try to be child stars, hate very much.

...

In any case, it is still fast to snatch every second here. A big beauty in a neutral dress and a very charming beige neutral suit appeared on the stage. She is the assistant of the super stunner female anchor who made He Ming go crazy just now. But some people, countless people think that the real soul of the show is the live director who helped the female anchor Zhao Yaying with big breasts and no brains. She guides the whole show with a humorous hosting style.

But everyone knows that it was Zhao Yaying who invited Brother Abs when the show became popular, and not just several times but dozens of times, especially at historical moments. Interestingly, other female anchors that He Ming also likes also invite He Ming because of this. He Ming has to repeat the same nonsense, but his various real-time performances and content are almost completely different.

There is also a lottery.

Same doesn't matter at all.

And this neutral big beauty is said to be gay or lesbian. I don’t know if it’s a way to win lesbian fans, and it can also reduce some of my scruples about Bole Zhao Yaying, because I’m worried about my intelligence and talent when I get along with my brother. Instead, it attracted the abs brother - of course, Zhao Yaying, who had gradually gotten to know He Ming, scoffed at him. He Ming is definitely "judging people by their appearance"!

The Chinese name of this neutral and beautiful woman on earth in this era is called Wang Ailun, and the above Chen Kangxi or Gao Qianlong whom He Ming has seen, and Li Hanwu are all... With the help of well-known names, after all, He Ming chose an English name for himself Also considered: Caesar? Alexander? Ming? Ho.

Even though you know, it's bullshit.

But who cares, we're not even in a hundred trillion universes. Such a long distance, such a strange and unfamiliar civilization. you think i fucking care?

And this king Ailun is generally called King Ailun, which is suitable for the western title of human beings on earth. As far as He Ming knew that it was Zhao Yaying who was promoted. He was originally an unknown person. It can be said that he was definitely not a soul figure, because if you go out and start a new program by yourself, you are a traitor and an idiot with little value. You think you can invite Brother Abs or another big guy? . Instead, you were banned by Brother Abs.

Because the super stunner female anchor blows the wind on the bedside, it's almost the same.

He Ming is definitely not a person who pays attention to fairness and justice. He only pays attention to: treating his comrades is generally as warm as spring. Treat your enemies, usually your own enemies, as cold as winter.

and then? You have seen the essence of my abs brother!

"Brother Abs, you are on our show again! What a wise decision! Then can you tell me the style and price of the Medici luxury-grade Fan Sisi casual sportswear you are wearing? I fell in love with it at a glance , if it wasn't for the inappropriate figure, I would take off this dress, so that it would satisfy my love at first sight. And you will be more popular if you don't wear clothes."

King Allen expressed a humorous interaction with He Ming when he came up. Then display neutral very attractive with some androgynous charm, mostly through a smile.

He Ming knew in his heart that he wanted to advertise for the super company behind this definitely bloody dress, because he didn't know what brand it was, but he was very cooperative and said, "Versace? You made a mistake, I only know Versace."

"Hahaha! You are so fucking wise and powerful!" The Versace brand of this era in front of the TV was bursting with laughter, so perfect! So cool!

King Alan immediately showed a perfect smile and said: "No, Brother Abs, Versace is also the top brand in the universe, and it belongs to the top comprehensive brand together with Versace. From buttons to expensive women's clothing, such as the clothes on my body. Everything Production. There is also one of the top industry giants in the top jewelry industry, I believe that countless people around you must not be without this brand."

"Oh, like producing Fansisi black tea? Sorry, I only trust Master Kong when it comes to black tea."

"Hahaha! Hahaha! It's so cool! You don't have to pay these blood-sucking bugs for horrible advertisements, but you can always be advertised by Brother Abs!"

Now it's the turn of Master Kong in front of the TV to burst into laughter, it's so cool, it's so cool.

Of course, such as Master Kong, especially Master Kong, has already been won by a super company.

After the advertising session was over, Allen Wang was non-stop, and interacted with the necessary interactive links everywhere. Anyway, he would never let go of any opportunity. He could also take the opportunity to take a photo with Brother Abs, a selfie-style group photo, and entering is an identity It proves that, after all, there are only a few thousand artists, and the star's place can only provide selfies of dozens of people at a time, otherwise it is a group photo.

But in this way, the interaction of fans must be indispensable. At this time, we can see the benefits of a very large audience platform. He Ming's teleportation is the most time-saving way.

After these sessions, He Ming had a blast for two hours just now, but I was even more lustful, because the super stunner female anchor who didn't get vented at all has appeared on the stage. She still looks like the last time she hosted the show, and even covered it with some makeup Especially radiant mood and so on, and then dressing up and so on is absolutely impossible to look like just now. In fact, it is just a skirt that reaches the knee level, which is definitely the standard of a good woman. There are more clothes, all kinds of hot Where you can't usually see it, don't even think about seeing it now.

And in terms of body curves, I tried my best to cover them up with loose clothes, unlike just now, that was a tight fit.

Zhao Yaying came on stage, the show officially started, and at the beginning there was almost an uproar in the artist, star area and audience, wow, she actually sat on the same sofa with Brother Abs, and He Ming couldn’t just sit on the sofa and do it He made a very domineering movement, that is, put his hands on the sofa chair. He Ming once explained that his body is too big so that he can relax.

In this way, it immediately seemed that the female anchor became his woman.

But the ambiguous atmosphere flashed by. This kind of program is not suitable for this kind of development. Smart people know that even if brother abs has sex with someone, what does it have to do with you? You still have to be famous for the show.

"Then the show has finally started. Audience friends, I have been waiting for a long time, but I personally guarantee that you will have a more enjoyable viewing experience, because waiting will strengthen the sense of harvest of the show." King Alan began to host, she is Zhao Yaying's assistant is also the person who hosts almost the most sessions.

There is no way, it is completely impossible for the super stunner female anchor with big breasts and no brains to be of the talent level of Allen Wang. But without the former, there are infinitely more hostesses like Alan Wang than super stunner female anchors, because the latter is still the top hot female anchor in He Ming's eyes, how can they be found so easily?

"The host asks the first question." Alan Wang shrugged with a smile, "Because it's very interesting."

So Zhao Yaying turned her head and tried to control the desire to be charming. She spoke like that just now and tried to relax herself before saying: "The first question... Brother Abdomo is on the school planet in a school galaxy outside the galaxy in front of your house. The planet number is called 6587, the purple little star cup galaxy... planet, and there is a person named He Buqun circulating on it around the time of this planet this afternoon, giving a group of waiters a set of Estee Lauder Qingyuan's No. 88 cosmetics, a complete set , still at the top level. Oh my god, really...is that you?"

"Wow!" The audience, as well as the artistes and star districts were in an uproar this time, and the five teachers also showed shocked expressions, because if this is true, God, a bottle of ordinary cosmetics from Estee Lauder Qingyuan is their own. All income for many years. Well, it is equal to the cash income from this show. A gift, brother abs won't let you down!

And the countless viewers in front of the TV immediately had some special content of this program, such as particularly exaggerated fonts, exquisite pictures of related products, links to materials, and links to local media that are still desperately interviewing about this matter.

There is no doubt that this matter has been very hotly fired, and there is an element of mystery, that is... who exactly is Why Buqun?

Zhao Yaying continued to speak in a more pleasant voice than usual: "Also, the mysterious man Why Buqun left behind a business card of Guo Bang, a friend of Brother Abdominal, which is exactly the business card of Guo Bang, a friend of Brother Abdominal. Then, why not Qun really You? Because only you can do it, right? And only you, can do it."

He Mingguang thought for a while and immediately made a blank expression: "What? There is such a thing! Well, this is the first time I have heard of it."

Yes, he avoided talking about whether it was him, but... This is indeed the first time I've heard of it, baby.

Because of the face-blind glasses, he is confident.

ps: The second update. (To be continued..)