Chapter 2303 The First Day of 2 Days and 1 Night (Part 2)

Infinity is waiting for the audience to watch the live broadcast of Brother Abs again. The scene after He Ming just appeared is to eat some bananas, not ordinary bananas, because ordinary bananas are not as huge as the sandbag of a giant boxing champion. It is five or six meters high and weighs hundreds of kilograms. He Ming uses his energy to turn into a fruit knife, peels off the skin and eats it. It is quite cute and very interesting.

But it's one of the most famous bananas on the abs guy's list for its high calorie content.

In other words, it is absolutely impossible to buy genuine products in the outside market.

The production method must be the top secret of the extremely advanced agricultural world. Don't even try to know it. The output is relatively average, but the taste provided is indeed at the king level among bananas.

He Ming and the monkeys at home love to eat very much.

So basically there is no advertising effect. This kind of banana, like all the good things that appear on the trading list of the abs brother, does not need advertising. The animals in my brother's house.

So the audience immediately understood that brother abs was a snack after dinner.

It is quite normal at the moment, because other people who participate in sports also eat some food, bananas, or some high-grade bananas in the universe are good sources of energy for sports, or the relevant manufacturers have spent countless years and countless dollars to create this kind of food. Image, if you deny it, who are you? Dare to smash our jobs.

More naturally drink sports drinks, as well as a lot of sports health products. Stimulants, drugs—wait, stimulants? Yes indeed. In the past, the athletes in the world of earth monkeys did not abuse doping, they can only be the athletes of the world of paupers and rednecks, and there is doping, which is too bad. Like plastic surgery, it will fail in all likelihood, and they are all carbon-based monkeys It was determined by the technical conditions at that time and the level of development. What determines these contents is the carbon-based monkey's...stupidity and fragility.

So when the time comes, doping abuse becomes "Stimulants make you successful!"

abuse? hehe. Do you still live in the world of monkeys and keep the thinking of monkeys? You are really "hehe".

Of course, these sports aids are huge advertisements, and they are definitely not what the parties like to eat. For example, the Candy Girls’ Generation is a peerless advertisement, otherwise they can eat real good things. The countless goodies offered at Brother Abs' home. There are a lot of them, sorry, but you can’t advertise, and you can’t receive advertising fees, etc., etc.

Therefore, money is the best sports help.

In fact, these images,

These fragments immediately became the content of commercials. It would be great if Brother Abs drank his own sports drink, but it's a pity that He Ming doesn't do it at all. I have just had a meal. I don’t know if I understand it. I need a snack after the meal, or I don’t want to drink. I don’t mind advertising in this regard.

He Ming believes that some famous wines are also sports drinks. Of course, the premise is that he chooses the right variety. If it is not a sports drink, it is not a sports drink but alcohol, or super alcohol. Yanggang Shahu Brand Masculine Medicinal Wine!

Master Kong's century-old Lafite red wine is the eternal and noble enjoyment of the human world on earth. ——Okay, it’s true that you can only fool the cosmic people, but sometimes the reality is like this. Humans on earth who know what Master Kong is, can’t explain it clearly if they want to explain it. How old are you? How dare you smash my job!

In short, there are many types of alcohol classification, and the commodities in the cosmic civilization are very complete and infinitely complicated. For example, there are more than hundreds of manufacturers of Master Kong black tea on indigenous planets like the earth in the past. Well, if you look at a mere universe, a galaxy in a poor universe is hundreds of trillions of manufacturers, or more, the number is so large that super companies can’t pursue piracy, you really have no choice, you can only do it The death of that universe can eliminate piracy.

Then you only need that the other party can’t attack your main market. Like Poor Ghost Universe, forget it. You can pirate as you like. Anyway, in the basic market regulations, you can’t deceive consumers, and some consumers’ shopping software Put an end to bad products, bumpkin rural workshop goods.

It can also be seen from this aspect that the local government, the planetary government, the international business organization of the galaxy, etc., are tacitly acquiescing to these piracy behaviors, otherwise, how can they develop business? What's more, Master Kong is only you who can shout? Don't you fucking allow us to use words?

In short, you are on a planet, trying to occupy a name as your own exclusive trademark, in this era, or in a universe in the past, it is a big joke.

It doesn't work at all, because later people only named the company Master Kong 1204444... I feel really speechless.

After these shows, the Candy Girls Era stood beside He Ming. Is it time to take pictures again? He Ming was puzzled, countless top photographers who immediately started to take pictures immediately took very classic photos, the main reason is that the situation where He Ming is eating such a huge banana upside down is very funny, but there are nine people standing beside him at this time Candy Girls Era, the hottest girl group of the era.

"Oh, my God! Dad, don't eat, you have to start exercising." He Ming's girls were speechless again, Mr. Abdominal, what are you doing? Could you please tell me a little bit about the quality of the main character?

He Ming had no choice but to eat up the last banana, throw away the banana peel that could be used as bed sheets for ten people, and then wipe his mouth with the back of his hand. Since it is a giant banana, there are still a lot of banana residues on his mouth , so in the end he very casually made a jaw-dropping video, and this clip was made into a very popular and classic dynamic picture by countless netizens:

He Ming went directly to Xiaoquan Yuli's shoulder beside him and put the right hand that had wiped his mouth on it, and then he immediately wiped his hand with Xiaoquan Yuli's clothes again... It seemed rather ambiguous to rub Xiaoquan Yuli's shoulder From the head to the back, because his hands are very big compared to other people's shoulders.

But it was indeed wiping hands, I believe Xiaoquan Yuli must have seen it clearly when she looked sideways.

God. This is a situation where there are tens of billions of fans at the scene alone, or all of them are watching with bated breath, how dare you do this?

"..."

Right in front of He Ming's eyes, there were many rows of huge light curtains. It was all the content of the variety show at the moment, and it immediately became a close-up of He Ming's action just now. It was played back and played again and again, and then Xiaoquan Yuli's expression was almost frozen, but then he saw He Ming expression. That's... She immediately continued to act as if nothing had happened in a sweet and touching mode.

Perhaps there must be such an explanation in the interview after the event: "Brother Abs' expression seemed to be nothing happened at the time, so I felt that there was nothing abnormal. It was an instinct, to wipe my hands on the clothes. Maybe I would choose Someone else's...clothes."

But countless people don't understand it this way. For example, the manufacturer of the sportswear worn by Xiaoquan Yuli must be a super company-level sportswear company, and it is about to make a big fuss. Seriously engage in content. Even if you create something out of nothing, create it yourself.

Because why doesn't abs guy wipe his hands on other people's clothes? No, it should be the abs brother. Why did you wipe your hands? Because, our, clothes, are so comfortable!

What are you waiting for! Hurry up and buy the most comfortable products from our company that my brother with abs can't help but wipe his hands with!

This episode will be over soon, and countless fans still can't believe it, or the Lolita of the second generation of Abba Muscle Brothers has once again deepened their low-quality feeling towards their father or has a thick-skinned feeling, but the extremely smart Lolita know it. To be precise, it is still the feeling of "I am happy with my hedonism". He Ming taught his children that being happy is the most important thing since they were young. Others, everything does not need to be a bird. Regarding how cool and happy he is, He Ming has all kinds of content in order to educate his children and asked top masters. Summarize.

And it's very simple. For example, the phenomenon in front of you is: be yourself, because others have done it... Well, be free, don't care about other people's eyes, that's a monkey, that's a reptile.

Of course, freedom must not become obscene, as obscenity is self-harming content.

The justice and evil in the human world, Batman and his classic enemy the clown, the characteristics of their backgrounds are that both of them encountered pain, but Batman chose the change of justice, which is also a way out. So he is happier, he liberated himself, and successfully improved himself, because he always stands on the moral high ground, fights for human beings, and fights for others, lives for others, and works to be happy, because , When you grow up from the small self to the big self, you feel that you are also farting, saving the world.

Although, others don't like you at all, and they think you are pretending.

But you don't care, as long as I feel good, as long as I beat criminals and win the cheers and gratitude of the common people, I am happy.

Even if it's just a moment of unreal emotion among civilians.

But you, totally, don't care. And right away you think there's all sorts of problems with them, they're wrong, they're weaklings, they're jackasses, they're poor people being bullied by criminals. Yes, yes, this is it!

The clown is completely different. He is doing something that tries to divert pain with pain, increase pain with pain, because I am miserable, so I make others miserable.

Unlike a real criminal, or less happy than his subordinates, who enjoy crime, you increase the pain.

But it's a pity, if the clown becomes a simple criminal, he won't be a clown, because being simple is mentally handicapped, so he would have been...not Batman, you will be caught by a police officer.

Immediately afterwards, the two-day and one-night sports session of this era began. At this time, He Ming paid attention to the sports attire of the nine candy girls. Obviously, they were all tailor-made by top masters, and they also had their own style, such as Kim Taeyeon. , then it’s Taeyeon’s version, I believe the related sales will start soon.

All are simple and elegant, and the colors are also very simple, but it expresses the best temperament and style of each Candy Girls Generation member, and based on the current ratings scale, this year or the next ten years, maybe in countless worlds of this era To whip up a fashion style storm with this sporty look.

Dark, heavy, not high-end, bad... Anything that is not a healthy image and a poor fashion style cannot be popular in countless worlds.

Because Shanmeng can't tolerate it, even if the official propaganda is just a little... heavy taste.

It's like on the official news station of the Celestial Dynasty, you don't even want to see Korean-style female anchors in miniskirts. Forever.

But He Ming just took a look. Then, as if nothing had happened, he paid attention to his daughters' dressing up again. Soon, she showed a satisfied expression again, and made thumbs up with not one hand but two hands to the eyes of the daughters. The lolis were very depressed.

Enough dad, we have no shortage of praise or flattery. including you.

This made countless fans of the Candy Girls Era angry, brother abs, you are really the king of pretense!

Such sweet and touching Taeyeon, Yoona, and Yuri. Xiuyan... none of you are fucking tempted?

What level do you want to pretend to be?

Are you blind?

There were a lot of questions like this from fans on the scene and countless fans online. Of course, all kinds of Internet wars were immediately detonated. Because Brother Abs has the most fans, very many, even though there are countless sycophants and countless intelligent races who want to be grateful. Because their emotions are particularly rich, which is not comparable to that of humans on earth. So I can't tolerate all idiots trying to attack brother abs, including slander even if it's the size of a mole.

What's more, the abs brother is also dressed at the moment, and he is the sports god who is unparalleled. Do you dry pirated Girls' Generation have a hairy and charming feeling?

There are also many boy groups that are far stronger than the Candy Girls era, and the fan clubs of the big stars also have various behaviors. In fact, it starts at 3:00 in the morning. Countless things that have been prepared in advance have been done. Brother Abs did not come out, oh. Brother Abs didn't "wake up", so he had to choose a backup plan. It's twelve o'clock at noon, and Brother Abs hasn't come out yet, well, let's add a little more content.

After the content of these plans, there are three "foreign aid" "foreign aid" and "invited guests" who entered the venue last night. Those who have the strength to cooperate with the current Candy Girls Era and can provide a combination of benefits are generally There are boy groups, and some are not in the style of girl groups, not even in music, but big stars such as Hollywood in the universe. The company still dares to hit astronomical figures.

Of course, they are all veterans, the top superstars of this era, so the fan club will definitely kill the Candy Girls Era, and this kind of discussion will inevitably turn into a big melee. Among them, except for the fans of the abs who are superior to the crowd, no, they are superior to the ugly, and any other fan group, no matter how powerful, also has moments of deflation, but the fan group of the Candy Girls Generation should be the worst. Who made the Candy Girls Generation the luckiest artist at the moment? , the fans vented their anger on their master by empathizing.

Why does the yellow-haired girl of the poor universe ask our master to sacrifice an astronomical price to appear on your show?

Return the money and so on! Because, tsk tsk, my master is on your show, and it is you, the supreme honor, and the honor of life.

And the fans of the Candy Girls Era, what a pity, they are too weak, and many of them are fans of the countless universes and poor ghost universes.

What's the meaning? A poor universe can't "beat" fans in an extremely rich area, especially fans of humans on Earth.

Fan Wars Money is king.

Poor man, go!

Of course, the program crew will never film these fans' injured scenes, it's too boring and funny.

Because there are a lot of people collectively referred to as superstars participating, and there are various types of fans, but they are still tens of billions of fans of Candy Girls Era, and they all participate, so there are super many hosts in different aspects. Of course, they also put on sportswear, but they are all very sexy and touching. Even the male anchors have to wear leggings. There is nothing wrong with it. I believe gays can see his "lovely" " Beautiful buttocks".

God, what passion!

You know where the gays can't put it down activities are at this time.

If you are proficient in Sao Nian, why don't you quickly use this skill.

Oh, do gays show up every year?

He Ming's expression, which caught his gaze inadvertently, immediately seemed to swallow a fly, and the expression language was even more "dressed too sexy, so please don't walk around in front of me, I will kick you away!" Then a large number of hosts Through a very exaggerated and simple opening, people finally started specific exercises. The first is warm-up exercises. For a thousand years, He Ming has also done important exercises before, and it is better to do them after exercise. This is a necessary recovery exercise.

And at today's level, due to his learning ability, spirituality, comprehension, and everything is a super-perfect ordinary ability condition, He Ming can indeed be said to be a top master in some sports, but the relevant cultural level is also the amount of knowledge. As well as theory, it is still at the elementary school level in the human world on earth.

In other words, he is only very proficient in this exercise personally, and then why, what effect, teacher teacher, how much time do I have to do, teacher teacher teacher, can I lose weight, and how much time to lose weight, He Ming will only answer: fuck off.

Not surprisingly, He Ming was envied by countless fans on the scene, and even more audience fans were extremely envious. He started exercising in the surrounding of all the superstars. Of course, the Candy Girls Era was at the core, which was as big as three or four basketball courts. Bar.

But it didn’t take long for He Ming to play off-line by himself. I saw that he abandoned the boring and hypocritical simple super slow movement, and he immediately turned into a terrible light and shadow to start his own warm-up. Only the slowest shots In order to capture some incomplete pictures of the abs brother.

The reason why it is incomplete is that it is too fast and the main content cannot be captured.

ps: the first update.

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