Chapter 2302 The First Day of 2 Days and 1 Night (Part 1)

"Hoho, freedom! Soldiers, come with me!"

At around 7 or 8 in the morning, He Ming's youngest fat boy was wearing a brand new equipment outfit, holding a large number of weapons, like a mobile humanoid equipment library, rushed out and appeared in the video of the two-day one-night program, unfortunately only for a few minutes The content, soon this fat boy haunted the homes of countless friends, and soon formed an army of children who were cameramen or camera equipment. They should not approach unless they are looking for death. , which is a spy device.

But after 12:30 noon, He Ming appeared lazily, stretched his waist and saw the camera was in a daze, but greeted: "Hello, comrades. Who are you? Oh, two days and one night! Haha~ (was caught again Make funny sounds like countless cell phone ringtones, very brisk and hypocritical) Just kidding, how could I forget it."

The guy with a blank face that immediately turned into a fake smile just like that appeared on the stage. The second-generation lolis of the guy with the muscles couldn't help but look at each other and sighed, "The guy with the muscles is hopeless."

"Go ahead, leave me alone, maybe it's time for you to have lunch? Me too." He Ming wanted to start his own life with a very nasty smile on his face. The new host was immediately surrounded by Candy Girls, and he was Immediately jump over to try to get close to brother abs, take a screenshot or make a photo afterwards, I have been famous for hundreds of thousands of years, right?

Otherwise, why don't you take a photo with Brother Abs?

No, just shut up!

"Dad, you forgot that you are the main receptionist of our family! Damn it. Did you actually sleep until now before getting up? Oh, did you avoid it on purpose?"

He Ming's loli girls also came up to "beat up" brother abs. He Ming had no choice but to give in, even though he really had something to do, at least he only slept for half an hour.

"Then what should we do? Go to lunch?" He Ming showed the expression he should have, because he really felt a little hungry. The past half a day is not time for eating. The serving wife is still a mistress who overeats.

And when you're trying to satisfy a double-digit mistress," ". When I was a sweet wife.

It’s also like some top hosts from the most famous variety shows immediately explained: “Abs brother, we are now doing a healthy exercise session, because you know, maintaining the body’s healthy feeling, temperament, and functions are the most important in eternal life. Among them, we might as well do some exercise before going to bed and before eating to use up some body energy. It also helps countless viewers who are watching to establish correct and excellent living habits."

"Oh. I don't know, but I know, are you starting to pretend again? I can guarantee my friend,

Judging by your virtue, you can tell that when you return home, that is, in a private situation, you must be too lazy to take a B. "

He Ming said so in his heart. Immediately, he made a very encouraging clenched fist on his expression, and made a shrunken mouth expression that he thought was encouraging, but he was actually very arrogant, and applauded:

"It's so wonderful, so wise and decisive. Yes, exercise first and then eat. Only in this way can we live a healthy life. We will welcome a bright future and live a moving life. Looking forward to the new century, we will work hard to exercise!"

The applause is still the faint applause of a great man, not passionate at all, but the language is so passionate, so, I can only, it looks very pretentious.

"cut!"

He Ming's loli and the army of loli who He Ming thinks they want to take revenge on him so they seized the opportunity to ridicule him immediately despise him, don't pretend to be abs, except for the real exercise time, where have you ever actively exercised? up?

You don't walk a hundred steps a day, do you? They all move instantly.

But He Ming found that besides the loli army, there are many more, about tens of billions... Are they all fans of boys and girls?

Distributed around, watch "live broadcast" through telescopes and the like.

It should be so, I hope that after two days and one night, get out of my house as soon as possible-especially the boy.

One of the very simple living rules in He Ming's family is: If you are a boy, a man, or even a strange woman, etc., don't pretend to be close to my daughter in dreams.

Or I'll kill you "pedophile".

In fact, even if the children of Xiaohao and Guo Bang are naturally boys, He Ming wants them to respect his daughter, not to be too intimate, to dream, to do stupid things, and to play with his fat boys. In the future, there will be countless universes There's a lot of horses who want to pick up their own daughter. It's not because the superior has successfully become the son-in-law of the ab muscle brother, but because the road to death is not far away...

As a father, He Ming really didn't believe that in the past, some fathers in the world were proud of being a national father-in-law, or used this title to hype, God! Do you always laugh when people want to fuck your daughter even verbally?

So the sports session started. Countless sports industries, companies, consortiums, institutions, scientists, and super companies all breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, the fuck started. I could see my stocks soaring in the morning, etc. As a result, Brother Abs has been exercising on the bed until now, and in that kind of exercise state, the second-generation Lolitas of Brother Abs cannot be urged, because the mother must complain very much.

Then the big change of clothes started, and it took another half an hour. Idols and fans had to change into sportswear, but He Ming immediately lit up with a smile that hides his achievements and fame. Okay, it will take hundreds of tons of time to eat Already, he also wanted to change into sportswear, but he used the excuse of privacy to change it by himself, and took the opportunity to eat and drink. The funny thing is, this is a live broadcast throughout the universe.

He Ming actually ate more than 5,000 tons of delicacies. For example, just a giant steak that is as big as a buffalo on the earth and filled with peppers, He Ming can use the super eating speed to eliminate fifty Zhang Zuoyou, Pepsi Cola and Master Kong Cola, which seem to be dancing wildly, are indeed other people’s products, ordinary products, and there are also special versions for Brother Abs, but they are all the size of a large bucket, and then He Ming breathed out that The momentary absorption of several barrels of barrels, and the expression of satisfied breath is the top advertisement in the advertisement of Abs.

The advertising slogan has long been: just want to be so refreshing!

Who the hell gave you such a cool thing except us Pepsi!

Who the hell gave you such a pleasure except our Master Kong!

In fact, it took about 42 minutes for the idol and fans to complete the costume change together. Some fans couldn’t buy it or didn’t know how to choose among the countless free products at Brother Abs’ house. He Ming, who is forced to watch this kind of program, but can also watch blockbuster movies he likes, only has a flash of ridicule.

But he won't admit it, and those fans won't think it's against him... How good is Brother Abs?

Of course, when He Ming is watching blockbuster movies or something, unless the relevant film companies immediately get through the interests of Sister He Ming’s entertainment company behind the two-day one-night program group, cooperate or pay, otherwise they will not even think about passing the two-day one-night program content I saw it, yes, Brother Abs is watching a movie, but what are you watching, laugh, go and see for yourself!

If it is a blockbuster movie of their own company, then it will immediately advertise the blockbuster movie, or even broadcast the blockbuster movie on some of their own programs immediately. Anyway, they can share the benefits, including the benefits of the Candy Girls Era.

After the big change, the pre-advertisements are all hot. If He Ming is a person who understands the sports industry, such as knowing what brand it is, he can immediately see that it is just the clothes worn by any member of the Candy Girls Generation. , quite simple clothes, after all, you can’t wear a winter coat to exercise, so they are all produced by thousands of troops, the advertising costs are huge, just buy the Bingcheng Hotel, of course not the entire Bingcheng Hotel company.

Of course, there are countless payment methods, including countless banks willing to temporarily lend astronomical amounts of cash to super companies in the sports industry, and transfer them to the bank accounts of beneficiaries, mainly the nine members of the Candy Girls Era.

The reality is even more that the nine members of the Candy Girls just now held any piece of sportswear or sporting goods that appeared on the camera in their hands, and the relevant sports company paid astronomical sums, otherwise, stop dreaming.

In short, any content that appears in two days and one night is an advertisement, which is why it is not a real live broadcast of the ab muscle brother. At least He Ming’s live broadcast does not have so many advertisements, or he does not know that it is an advertisement, so he directly puts the advertisement eaten……

For He Ming, when he appeared on the stage again, it was also a bright spot. At least his daughters are really cute in sportswear. It is a very high-end full-body sportswear. Any elements that try to be "sexy" All are 0 possible.

Children want to be sexy? Want a hair!

Well, the second-generation loli of the ab muscle brother really hates that her father always treats them as "children". They are the superstars of this era, at least Facebook, okay? Hillbilly dad.

They don't really have a choice...

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