Chapter 2304 2 Days 1 Night: Playing Basketball (Part 1)

"...Taeyeon get away from brother abs."

This time the Candy Girls Era is much wiser, immediately avoid it, if you get involved, it will definitely be... very bad, right? Of course, it is indispensable to express various charms.

The warm-up exercise was messed up by He Ming, and then there was another run introduced by different hosts with more exaggeration.

"Oh! Only running!!! Run out your passion, your life energy! Let's run with Brother Abs in such a beautiful era, brought by such a great brother Abs, Forever!"

"Friends in front of the TV, friends in the virtual world, get ready for some activities!"

"Run endlessly down the runway under fire! Breathe, breathe! I know you're not here yet - the last moment!!! You still have the strength, you still have the heart to dream! Keep running! In like Never give up in a suffocating environment, because I know that the success you dream of is just the next step! Run, like Maiwei sports will never compromise! You will be the abs brother of your world!"

For example, some boy bands of sports brands like Pepsi Kings, or boy bands that have received astronomical figures, immediately took the opportunity to sing, mostly Chinese songs, or English songs, and songs that the human world on earth loves to listen to. Collectively referred to as cosmic songs, songs that I don’t like to listen to, or songs that are difficult to understand are cosmic hillbilly songs.

Known as cosmic country rock and music.

Each has its own performance, only He Ming completed his warm-up completely. Only then did the running session begin, and a dedicated runway had been set up. The length is 5,000 cosmic light-years, and a round trip is 10,000 cosmic light-years, so it must not be He Ming's sports area, those sports cities, those sky sports gardens and the like.

Although some of He Ming's sports areas are already the same area as ten Asian parts of the world, so it is easy to accommodate tens of billions of fans to exercise at the same time, but if the program group does this, it is really brain-dead. This is a great opportunity to collect money, so the one who paid the most has long been the one who paid the most, He Ming. In the golden area of ​​this era, it is also an extremely rich area. In the Pearl Galaxy, some are dedicated to serving extremely wealthy people in this galaxy The planet has already acted.

It's not some leisure sports institutions in the Supreme Gym, there is no way, the payment is not hard enough. Or this year's advertising budget is gone. In short, a sports venue on a super gambling planet has been specially selected, but a huge energy area such as a rainbow bridge has been built, and then everyone can run across the starry sky. Look, how wonderful it is. It's still running from Brother Abs' house to the starry sky.

Be fucking realistic, okay? Give mortals a hundred years or ten thousand years, don't even think about running to the end.

but,

Believe me, the most diehard and most. That is to say, the live fans who spend the most money are mainly fans, and they don't care.

Running with idols?

going crazy!

Of course these stars runway above. Not only air, etc., but also top-level sports environment standards. Anyway, there are countless related companies with layers of top-level services, and this is also the best advertising time.

Moreover, there are countless audiences and countless business contents, all of which are monopolized by the program group and the super company behind that super gambling planet, otherwise why pay the astronomical figures of this era?

Of course, in more detail, it can only be said that money is really scary.

Now on some interesting economic big data websites, there are countless top cosmic stumbled women of this era who are far more beautiful than any member of the Candy Girls era, or sexy, noble and charming, oh, super beautiful women, the sum of their career cash charges, all The sum of people is not as good as the income of any member of the Candy Girls Era today.

In other words, the income of any member of the Candy Girls Era, just in this situation today, is the sum of the career income of countless prettiest beauties.

Well, people still want to marry into a rich family is the goal.

It is conceivable that the income of the entertainment industry that is stepping on the shoulders of Abdominal is astonishing. Of course, it is impossible to do it every day, because, Abdominal, don't do it.

He would rather pay a hundred times of this income every day, just to buy... ten minutes.

"Okay, let's start! Children, let us run. Dad is chasing you from behind. If you catch up, Dad will be very arrogant. Of course, if you can't catch up, you are so good. Dad will give you guys who are so good." Applause!"

A lot of hosts are still mothers-in-law, but He Ming said to his loli girls in a very cute tone. After speaking, he applauded vigorously. It is not the applause of a great man. It usually appears on the applause of a great man. There is only a great man in front of the great man. , that is, when the supreme leader of the country dies, the "historic moment" when the great man finally came to power will appear.

As a result, the lolis had different expressions and different reactions, but they just imitated He Ming and shrugged their shoulders sweetly and impolitely, and said very helplessly: "My God, Dad, don't talk to us in such a cute tone, and have such childish content , because, we are not babies anymore!"

"Hahaha, big idiot abs still treats us like babies!"

The army of lolis laughed unceremoniously. He Ming didn't blush, and still played the thick-skinned face that the army of lolis actually admired. He just laughed and said, "Of course you are not babies anymore, because you are growing old quickly. It's not my daughter who is pink and cute, but a baby. Hahaha!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and walked away in contempt, looking like a winner. For this, the countless online, virtual world, real victims and oppressors of these loli army can't believe it. Why are you so confident, so proud, and so disdainful when you choose so many huge and terrifying lolita army?

This is the abs man!

This is the abs man!

Believe me, no matter how hard you try to learn abs, you can't change your fate of being oppressed.

...

Then the running started, and He Ming rushed out first. Among the fastest-moving loli army, the very strong loli hadn't moved yet, and He Ming came back laughing. It's the virtue that was so special just now, "Ah, I'm sorry, I ran a lap! But my slowest speed."

"The following is a hundred back and forth in one second, rush, comrades, the new China is ahead! I am so excited. Five thousand years of blood and tears, three mountains, finally come from the body of the working people Take it away! What are you waiting for, go!"

"Kick your abs out of the game!"

"We don't want to compete with this cheating idiot!"

That's it, He Ming ruined the running session in only seven or eight seconds, and he entered the rest time on his own. Sitting on the rather old sofa that was taken out at random, eating, drinking and having fun, having a good time, what about other people's running?

Sorry, you have to spend a lot of time, no reason. Because you received countless money.

Yes, brother abs is not running anymore?

Sorry, he ran out.

...

After the running session, there are still many sports, such as muscle strength training, that is, fitness. In fact, it seems that the body form of the Candy Girl era is also a kind of flesh and blood life, okay. Low-level races, don't expect a super race to be born in the poor universe, it's as unrealistic as a tiger born out of a mouse.

Afterwards, the program team was non-stop, and they definitely didn’t eat, or everyone pretended to ignore it. Only He Ming gritted his teeth, but fortunately, he ate tens of thousands of tons of food during the break just now, which can be said to have reached the level of satisfaction, such as It is a different style, and it is brand new. He Ming ate about 500,000 plates of a seafood feast in the world for the first time. It's just that the seafood is sold out in an instant.

At least some people in extremely wealthy areas will eat seafood like He Ming tonight. Is there any way for your super hotel? Go to your uber hotel.

In fact, some super hotels claim that what users want to eat, they can also meet the standards of Brother Abdominal’s family. Anyway, they only need to buy raw materials through Brother Abdominal’s family.

But the more difficult situation is the current one. Super hotels are most afraid that some raw materials from ordinary origins will explode immediately, and then sell out the raw materials in an instant. some time.

This kind of raw material cannot be counterfeited, and it can be scanned immediately in countless shopping software. For example, the origin of a product and the original data that cannot be modified can be clearly explained. Otherwise, no one will consume it, and the devil will know what you are. commodity.

"The next thing is, two days and one night of playing basketball! Because the abs brother of the universe is invincible in those activities just now, so now we have come up with a team activity that requires ordinary standards, and pays attention to skills and experience. Countless people It’s all basketball games that are very proficient in this simple sport!”

Another batch of hosts announced the start of the basketball session. He Ming knew it a long time ago, at least by looking at today's variety show activity schedule, it is clear that there must be a fierce group competition, and there must be restrictions on what to do. Ming's ability, that is, the ability to limit everyone, becomes fairly fair.

A host shouted passionately: "Please look forward to it, because it is possible, this is the most star-studded basketball game, including 39 most popular and most popular basketball games in our era and in this world." Popular boy bands, 11 you must have seen their movies, if you haven’t, it just means that you are still living on the original planet Uranus superstars! Finally, including ours, the most successful and greatest of this era, Girls' Generation! Hey baby we're Candy Girls' Generation!"

The presenter also tried to sing one of the Candy Girl era hits, "Hey Baby You We Are Candy Girls."

Then the specific rules and arrangements came out immediately, and He Ming got a stack of very beautiful paper, which was explained in the simplest words. There are a total of 120 teams competing, each team has 5 main players, and a group can be up to 100. Human reserve players can only be selected from fans or your own staff at this moment, unless you draw a "foreign aid", it must be a professional top foreign aid, the basketball god of this era Jordan, Peter Pan Kobe.

The specific rules are the same as He Ming's ordinary basketball games in the past, but there are various differences, such as excessive use of body strength, or the use of some power that is not the most basic strength of the body, and energy is still a mysterious ability. All fouls, or technical fouls. Get off immediately.

After looking at the rules, He Ming immediately understood, okay, my ability has been suppressed to a certain level, and I can only use real basketball skills and experience to play basketball.

But he felt confident, hehe, I am a super expert in basketball now.

But the next moment his face immediately collapsed, no way. The monster is coming up too.

I saw my daughter formed a team with part of the Candy Girls era. As a matter of course, there are nine of them in the Candy Girls era. Naturally, at least two teams must be formed. Otherwise, it is really impossible for any member to be a bench player. And the idol stars of this era are almost all-round, or they have been trained long ago. , otherwise it would not take out basketball but football and the like. In short, ensure that the Candy Girls Era has certain advantages as much as possible. It is they who are the controllers of their two-day, one-night variety shows. The Uranus superstars of this era have very strong control, and they can even decide what super companies can only do and what they cannot do, otherwise? You're going to lose me, and your competitor is going to get me.

And because very smart. Or it can be said that it is indescribably extremely smart, but it is completely different from He Ming. He Ming's daughters are very good at using their wisdom, so they immediately use interesting content to draw prizes immediately. So I got a limited number of opportunities for foreign aid, and in the end I immediately invited... that monster. The god of sports in Brother Abs' family.

"Wow!" Countless fans, or fans in front of countless TVs, and experts on TV gasped, it's over, well, the championship team has come out.

The expression of He Ming in the close-up shot at the moment is also "collapsed".

In this regard, the army of loli surrounding He Ming's daughters immediately danced and sang very excitedly: "Great gorilla, big gorilla! The god of basketball, the god of football, the god of billiards, the god of golf... almost everyone The gods of sports! You beat the abs like a chicken! Oh oh, you beat the abs like a chicken!"

"Fuck! Strongly protest! How can a monkey join this kind of competition! This kind of competition is really a big star?!" He Ming immediately protested, and Xiao Jin Taeyeon, Xiao Quan Yuli, Xiao Jin Xiaoyuan, and Xiao Jin who had just formed teammates with him A fan who has been selected for the best basketball skills, boys, are all quite speechless, brother abs is really furious.

He looked at a gorilla again in awe.

They, him, let alone the people of this era, who have not left the cosmic light network and are always paying attention to Brother Abdomo's house, then they will know who the gorilla is.

That gorilla is one of the top ten celebrities in the real He Ming family. He Ming and his youngest fat boy are not among the top ten celebrities. At least there are not so many sincere or devoted fans.

At least He Ming doesn't admit that he is better than the top ten stars.

I saw that the gorilla was only a head taller than He Ming, but much stronger, but his physique was like that of a bodybuilder walking upright, but his pair of big arms were really slender. The whole body is covered by a very strong thick hair, but the hair on the hands is much lighter, as if it is gradually shedding, but it is not just shedding, it is because the hands are too flexible, and after countless times of use, they become "retired." It's just a "hair" phenomenon, because you use your hands so many times that the hair doesn't have time to grow, which leads to an instinctive feeling that you don't need these hairs.

And the hair is combed into a Mohawk hairstyle, still red, blue and yellow, very conspicuous, making the huge head and a huge orangutan face indescribably funny, or in other words, fashionable.

At least one kind of basketball sportswear is more than ten times more fashionable than He Ming's.

He Ming didn't even know its real name. He Ming named it "Zhu Bajie". .

Its origin is also a relatively mysterious intelligent life species rescued by He Ming. It was originally a huge baby image, but in the embryo of the eternal last protection, it is still a superpower with 42 cosmic forces... Spare food, People are not afraid of seeing the shape of its last protected embryo.

He Ming killed the super-powered devil in seconds, saved countless "ingredients", and he also scooped up another treasure of 42 cosmic powers, and then put this "animal" he thought was in his home, and then he didn't know it. Jue has become a guy who is now an advanced superpower. The current level of cosmic power is about 70, and he has tried his best to compress the life form to the current physique.

But He Ming never expected that this monkey was actually a super sportsman. At first, He Ming laughed at it and played sports day and night. After a few days, He Ming just struggled in some aspects of playing basketball. Until today , God, it's He Ming, who was abused so badly, in a hundred games, He Ming's winning rate was 0, and you have to know that at the beginning, the monkey can win He Ming a few times in a hundred games, mainly because of He Ming is too arrogant, underestimates the enemy, and concentrates on playing football.

Moreover, Monkey is proficient in almost all kinds of sports to an unparalleled level in the world. He has started to participate in the top various competitions of this era with some sports achievements, and he easily won the championship. After all, in some past variety shows, He Ming At that time, the basketball skills were able to compete with the top basketball players. To abuse them or be abused by them is definitely not at the level of competition with monkeys.

Therefore, this is the opponent that He Ming did not expect to meet the last time.

The star A Fei didn't care, it had already learned He Ming's arrogant expression, just like He Ming raised his hand, and then nodded like a champion, "I, I will win!"

Don't mention how happy the loli army is, it's finally time for the abs abuser under the live broadcast of the whole universe at the important moment!

Of course, you can tell from the expression of disdain immediately, if you want to hit brother abs, just dream.

He Ming is, do you want to slap your face? Just send it to the person who hit you in the face.

shame.

Never!

PS: The second update.