Chapter 2289
And very low-level superhumans are immune to this fatigue-prone characteristic and performance.
Advanced Superman can carry a very amazing load and maintain a long-term state. For example, some stupid donkeys in the earliest days of Abs were carrying American main battle tanks to show off. Those main battle tanks are naturally unarmed versions, and the army is thinking of a way Revenue-generating merchandise.
Usually it is American Superman who shows off on the road and tramples the road into a mess.
This time the American cops dare not kill you easily... because you can only do it with a pistol capable of firing atomic bombs.
It is also claimed that standing forever and never sleeping will not make you tired. Even if you squat forever, everything is the same. Therefore, it is natural for you to be a super master of Chinese martial arts-some martial arts in the past are really super nonsense. No, you'll just stand out with cramp and neurosis.
If you are free, you have the opportunity to go to the MLM... "No, we Amway are the greatest, we Amway created the earth and the universe!" Take a look.
The principle is the same.
Oh oh oh, I understand again, why the old Chinese teacher punished the children to stand up.
Stand out! Serve the people!
Super powers and the like claim to be able to carry stars forever, such as charging on today's super huge interstellar runway, just like a very low-level superman showing off his body functions all day long.
A lot of idiots including superpowers are easy to play off again.
Anyway, He Ming doesn't want to watch it, this kind of stupid video really lowers IQ.
But all this also shows that He Ming's posture will not be tired at all, even if the entire mass of several universes is pressed on his body and slender thighs, of course, this has no exercise effect. This is called "destruction".
He Ming put a cigarette in his mouth again, and there were a lot of top famous wines and countless top drinks beside him. At the end, there were all kinds of post-lunch snacks, including seafood prawns, and countless barbecues. Then he opened the blockbuster movie that he saw half of yesterday, which he also felt more "scared" (virtual feeling), the name is... yes, infinite horror.
Pay attention, it's not a pioneering street stall literature in the past. He Mingming has watched related blockbuster movies. But countless universes. The world's civilized elements and horror cultural elements are added together, and then countless neurotic directors funded by the human world on earth began to design a chain series of blockbuster movies that are already very popular, claiming to release 100 movies a day, because countless directors have a chief director team, Same style guaranteed.
No one does stupid things, and try to ensure that some protagonists and supporting roles are all actors, not stand-ins. Robots are even more impossible. Robots can act?
It's not this way of saying, but the result of robot acting is as simple and easy as you can see who it is at a glance. For example, Westerners cannot see the Japanese, Chinese, and Smectas of the yellow race, but the yellow race—that is, the citizens of the universe in this era can immediately see robots.
This is unpleasant.
After a while, He Ming thought about it and said, "I feel like I'm going to pick my ears out again."
As soon as the words were spoken, all content on the light curtain temporarily stopped, and a very fresh and simple book-like web page popped up immediately, on which there was He Ming's personal related team, the master of ear picking.
And He Ming can choose the top experts and masters in the outside world, as well as the most famous ear picking expert today. Who is the guru.
If He Mingfan wants to try it, experts and masters promise to come immediately, and it will never exceed ten minutes, and generally it will not exceed one minute. Because this kind of ear picking experts are still in line with the tastes of human beings on the earth, they are very important hair stylists who specialize in learning to serve the human beings on the earth. Some of the content maintenance teams for hair are living in the richest areas, otherwise you will at least have no job.
You at least come here from the poor ghost universe with thousands of troops.
He Ming randomly chose one of his personal experts, usually all of them are women, he doesn't like men to serve him, unless the other party is a robot... and the situation with his wife and children is the same, men don't think about it, unless... …gay.
Homosexuality in this day and age cannot be faked. It is also very normal.
So in less than ten seconds, she was very beautiful, with unusually delicate facial features. Judging from some facial features, such as unusually deep, peculiar facial lines, figure and physique, and a pair of grass-green eyes full of forest life, she was not a human on Earth. A woman came in through the door. She was wearing rather casual clothes but still showed a very slender figure.
"Hi brother abs, let me serve you."
After saying hello, she started to serve. He Ming only needs to turn his sofa-style desk in an instant.
Immediately, I felt that the left ear was acquired...that is an indescribable level of excellence, and the general level is beyond the imagination of humans on earth in the past. At the same time, to Superman, if you don't clean your ear canal, it is really as scary as if you don't take a bath.
Although there are countless simple, technology-changing ways to clean your life, cleaning your ears, repairing your nostrils, navels, and even down to every pore are some very enjoyable things.
Among them, some superpowers or Superman’s ear canals are very clean and clear, but they are all to be enjoyed, and ordinary ear workers or top experts who serve them will spend a lot of time to clean out a piece. Ant-sized earwax, like real earwax, takes a lot of time to "trick" out, otherwise... the income never comes? Where fame is built.
The monkey took out a big piece of earwax all at once, and it was really "flying birds do their best to hide their bows" - they killed themselves!
The monkey is still triumphant.
The prosperity of the human world on earth is the creation of these perfect industries, especially for the Abdomos family, and even the Abdomos family is really great. After all, the second generation of the Abdomos spends a lot of time cleaning their ears every day, etc. Wait, the relevant top experts would rather serve them even if they posted upside down. Needless to say the benefits, just look at the one served by He Ming and you will know it immediately.
He Ming also enjoys the slowness, but he is impatient, and this master once again perfectly grasped the mood changes of the abdominal muscle brother, and always provided the best service at the most suitable time, and his ears were absolutely clean net. To the extent of innocence, He Ming made a happy voice and said, "It's almost there?"
In this situation, he suddenly felt less scary, well, it can only be over.
He doesn't have much time to watch movies.
"Yes. Just the final cleaning, and the maintenance routine. It's done in three seconds."
Just over two seconds. The master has completed the end procedure that has been prepared, and he has practiced thousands of times a day for this. Even though it's super simple.
The very handsome standard alien kept a perfect smile on his face and stood aside and looked at He Ming. On the tools she had taken out, one of the small jade-like red porcelain plates seemed to be bigger than the cap of Master Kong’s beverage bottle. It needs to be a small and delicate plate, on which are about a dozen of He Ming's earwax the size of a grain of rice. Servings for several days.
Most of the earwax He Ming saw at a glance, and immediately enlarged with his thoughts, like a house to a high-rise building, and finally it can be seen that it is in the shape of fragments, that is, the shape of dust, but it is all internal. It's just that He Ming's airflow from his body rejected... the impact energy of the super nuclear explosion.
That is the heat of the human body, and it is also the "aura" of Superman. In other words, bugs with a level of super nuclear explosion would not even think about entering He Ming's ears, or every pore.
This is a superpower self-protection mechanism that cannot be changed.
So these earwax are excrement, excrement from the ear, or condensation of sweat.
He Ming is not completely immune to these contents.
It's not necessary at all.
Both mortals and gods excrete.
He Ming glanced at the master and smiled, "Thank you for your service, you can go now... Well, this is your extra reward."
He saw some sugar cube-sized single-faced gold on the desk, so he randomly picked one up and threw it over. If it was clean and there was no trace of saliva on it, it meant it wasn't Fat Boy's or any of Fat Boy's pets. , is exactly one's own thing.
He has too many studies, and the fat boys may not have noticed this one, especially since a large number of fat boys no longer love this kind of stupid adventure after they become children.
"Thank you very much. Thank you for choosing my service again. I am very much looking forward to the next opportunity to serve you. I will leave now."
The female master also took the single-faced gold with a "casual attitude" and smiled happily, then immediately paid her respects and left.
He Ming likes a more relaxed service attitude, and most of the time he also has a small gift, although his attitude of imitating the great man of the American president actually takes time for his large service team to adapt. This is a super great man in private situations. .
In other words, He Ming is overplaying again. People don't want to be close to the people at all, okay?
And that's it, the server easily got a piece of sugar cube-sized single-sided gold, which is the most basic common currency on single-sided gold in this era, because the most basic currency of single-sided gold is the size of this sugar cube, and you only need to in the civilized world. In the civilized world of the universe, you can consume it. Even if the store can’t find it, it doesn’t matter. If the store presents this item to the local bank, the local bank in the poor universe will pay you a huge amount of cash for selling blood.
Or you, Tuhao Grandpa, we can do whatever you want!
Little Japan's kneeling service is still the "best commercial" for drinking toilet water. In the universe commercial, it is weak and explosive.
The service provider also charges a certain amount of RMB per hour, and one minute of work is also the RMB that should be paid for one hour. Of course, this is the most dismissive sum of money. The main wealth is some rewards, even without calculating the above bills. Face gold, but the surgery opportunity in this era of the abdominal muscle brother, because it is only a master of ear picking or a hair stylist who needs to observe, confirm, and confirm the cell-sized earwax or hair condition with the naked eye, so if it is troublesome to use technology to help equipment Just use the "naked eye".
Generally speaking, Brother Abs will provide it to you.
Free!
Most of the normal income includes... including He Ming's earwax. Just that, it must be more expensive than the single-sided gold that was the size of a sugar cube just now. The former can be exchanged for the latter for several hundred yuan.
Under normal circumstances, He Ming would never want his hair back or his earwax...
What's funny is that the bill payers behind this astronomical figure are all from the Abdominal family...including the so-called superhuman family of He Ming's wives.
It's a way of worshiping abs. Hair, earwax, and even a piece of fingernail are made into rings, etc., such as diamond rings, and they are all luxury items. Because you can't buy it with money.
It is super simple to prove the authenticity of this product. Everyone knows some of the biological information of Brother Abab, and then some mobile phone software scans it for comparison.
Of course, He Ming is forbidden to collect anything about his children, including the privacy of himself and his wife. For example, the hair near the little brother... is still on the side of the chrysanthemum.
These are destroyed immediately.
Or Lolita's hair, which is kept confidential, has some symbols, and because of many superstitions, He Ming is very obsessed. He doesn't care about himself, he cares about the children very much.
I hope that He Ming's loli girls will be able to check around with the highest authority in He Ming's custody website one day after they finally become adults. Wouldn't it be creepy to see your countless hairs from childhood to adulthood? Immediately ordered to be destroyed?
Of course they also know, or want to keep some.
This is the trace of growth.
There should be a lot, because Luoli's hair is not like He Ming does it once a month or even a few months, it's...a few times a day.
Terrible woman, including her own daughter, is also unavoidable!
Speaking of loli, it was only a few minutes. He Ming immediately stood up straight, and greeted him with a smile, only to see a few of his lolis actually coming over.
"My dear, what's the matter? Do you want to watch a movie with my dear father?" He Ming immediately said with a smile.
Five of my precious daughters came, all of them are very beautifully dressed, and they are extremely pure and charming, so naturally they are super cute.
Of course people will not recognize He Ming's "cuteness". That's a fat girl, okay, super stupid dad!
The twin lolis, sweet as honey, are now called, sweet, and sweet, and their names have been completely changed to this. Friends are called sweet chicks, or sweet honey chicks. No way, the term Miss is still polluted by human culture on Earth.
The culture of the human beings on the earth is Chinese culture, because Brother Abdominal is Chinese, and the human beings on the earth also recognize China as the main culture of the human beings on the earth, the main content. Otherwise, how old are you? If you say no, it is no.
Is it like the Chinese dynasty in the past has the ability to resist learning the world language "English"?
It's the same principle, you resist learning, you're a real redneck, and you're playing by yourself, who the hell is going to kill you.
Sometimes He Ming still can't tell the twin daughters apart in a short period of time, or even tell which one his own daughter is, because they are all very top-notch dresses that change in a few hours, but seeing a twin loli Immediately smiling and kissing the cheek of the other twin, Lori, he immediately confirmed that it should be the younger sister, so the one kissed was the older sister.
The kissed loli also showed her own charm. Fans on Facebook and other websites easily killed the charm of the fat boys with abs, just like other loli who love to express their charm in a very amazing way, and she saw After taking a look at them, he said coquettishly to He Ming: "Great Comrade Abdominal, we have something to trouble you, you should not be busy."
Because He Ming is really tall and powerful, but because their father can't pretend to bow his head humbly, he won't do it. She is his precious daughter, there is no need to be hypocritical, it is all extremely passionate and caring, so he pulls After passing a chair, he immediately sat down and nodded repeatedly:
"Of course I'm not busy. If you ask me, no matter how busy I am, I will serve you right away. Do you have any requests, babes?"
Qiao Er's sixth daughter, He Rusi, who is also a well-known child-bearing hero, and the fourteenth daughter, nicknamed Curious Little Scientist, Qiqi, and named He Weiwei, are very fashionable, pure and charming, and they are extremely cute in He Ming's eyes The two lolis looked at each other mischievously, and then came up to surround He Ming and said coquettishly:
"Dad, we want to invite a very great idol group that we like very much recently to come to our house for an entertainment program called Two Days One Night of This Era."
"What? Oh, oh, it's an entertainment program. It's a fictional variety show... a nonsense entertainment program, and it's coming to our house again." He Ming immediately understood, no, it should be, and it really is, nonsense, What else can his precious daughter come to him in person for, just a few things, otherwise, under normal circumstances, his good daughters and other fat boys, well, the current bear children don’t like to look for him, because he No matter how loving you are, you must have some father's majesty, so you must take care of it.
For example, let’s talk about Lolita, wearing more revealing clothes, He Ming immediately felt uncomfortable, and asked the mother of that Lolita to take care of it immediately, like in American education, girls are taught to be sexy, and He Ming is so disgusted dying.
You fucking raised women who lost their way from childhood!
And in the eyes of the daughters, God, Brother Abs is simply the most stubborn bumpkin, but this time, he is his father!
For example, Guo Bang's daughters even changed their boyfriends a lot, let alone holding the boy's hand, it's impossible to dream.
For this request, it's just that the face of a loli turned into a frown and acting like a baby that He Ming could see immediately, and He Ming immediately said with distress:
"Don't frown, my dear, of course Dad has agreed. So when will it start? It must be soon, because you are impatient like Dad. Of course, among the countless universes and worlds, you are the most powerful If you have the ability to do this, you can do whatever you want, but never hurt yourself..."
"That's enough! Dad, don't want mothers-in-law and mothers. Just do it in the afternoon for a few hours, because it's two days and one night. Tonight, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, you are the main character who must appear."
He Ming's "sweet" baby girl interrupted immediately.
Really, why is my father always such a mother-in-law? There is no such thing as the humorous and talented moments of great men in some videos.
Sneaking in from the busy schedule is over, and I want to accompany some idiots who want to make me famous to play idiot variety shows, He Ming can only shrug and say: "Okay, your request, my mission. After a few hours, I will wholeheartedly serve the people Serve!"
He thought, Hey, a few more hours.
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