Chapter 1361 Failing God, Failing Ancestor, Failing Ancestor, Failing Emperor!

? Eat all over the world, eat all over the husband.

I am the most handsome in the universe, and I am the worst in the universe.

Yes, copycats are everywhere.

I'm the most handsome in the universe, I'm really about to vomit blood, tell me what's going on? Is this me?

This guy immediately began to doubt his life.

Everyone frantically sent messages to make me the worst person in the universe to speak. Finally, this person spoke, but it was better not to say this sentence, and everyone exploded when he said it.

"Are you sick? The name of your imitation family, you are the one who is drawn now."

"My brother, are you a dizzy chicken? Can you see if the pointer is pointing to your name?"

"I said buddy, you are from Earth, how come I am the worst in the universe?"

"A person with a story, if this is not my most handsome trumpet in the universe, then this is definitely a person with a story."

Ye Fei couldn't bear it any longer. He bent down and approached the computer, and asked, "I said... I'm the worst friend in the universe. Are you sure you have nothing to do with me being the most handsome in the universe?"

I am the worst in the universe: "I am the most handsome in the universe? I only got to know him after watching these episodes."

"Uh~~"

Ye Fei really didn't know what to say. He stood up and rubbed his face with a look of confusion on his face.

I am the most handsome in the universe, with a furious expression, and said: "I said friend, is there something wrong with your head? You don't choose so many names, why do you have to choose the same name as me?"

"Same? Not the same, you are handsome, I am bad, one letter difference."

"...You are a high imitation, a copycat."

"You are the copycat. My name has been used since Ye Shen started broadcasting. How could it be your copycat?"

"...Then what's going on? Brother, you have to give me an explanation, right?"

I am the most handsome in the universe, I really want to die, MMP, I have thrown out all 100 million Galaxy coins,

You give me this? What kind of plane is this?

"Explain? Explain what?"

"Explain your name, why do you have to be called this name? Do you know that I want to vomit blood when I see this name?"

"Hehe, why are you vomiting blood? My name is aimed at myself, and I didn't mention you."

I am the most handsome in the universe and sent a bunch of crazy expressions, saying: "Again, it is aimed at yourself, but can you change it?"

"If you don't change, I am the worst, and no one in the universe is as bad as me."

"..."

I am the most handsome in the universe, and I am speechless. This one is still stubborn. People in the whole universe are not as bad as you. You are talking like you are a bad god.

Eat all over the world was amused by the conversation between the two people, and laughed: "The worst, what's going on? It's impossible for someone to use this name without a story."

I was the weakest in the universe and made a sighing expression, saying: "Actually, there is no special meaning, that is, I really feel that I am the worst person in the world. I am really so weak that I want to die now I."

"what?"

Everyone was even more confused. If this person hadn't experienced some great storms, it would be impossible for him to say this.

"Tell me, maybe some of us are worse than you." Fairy Sanhua suppressed a smile.

I am the worst in the universe and said: "Impossible, there is no one worse than me in the whole universe. I am a college student who just graduated this year. A hospital came to our school to recruit. I prepared a resume for an interview, but I left. I was hit by a car halfway and broke my left arm, so I went to the interview with one arm drooping."

Everyone: "...."

Fuck, go to an interview in school and get hit by a car and break your arm? Brother, you are so awesome.

"What happened after that?" Eat all over the world asked.

"Later? Later, when I went to the recruitment site, they had just finished the interview process. I begged them to read my resume, but they finally reluctantly read my resume when they saw that I was injured. , finally gave me a chance."

"It's a good thing."

"A good thing? This is the beginning. You don't know. The hospital I went to is a powerful hospital. When I recovered from my injury, the hospital provided me with a mobile phone, an electric car, and a computer for work. It's still good, but my troubles just started. I was hit by a car on the way home from get off work. My electric car was fine. I was hit and broke my left arm. I was hospitalized for two years. Week, I started to go to work after I was done. On the first day when I came home from work, I put the electric car downstairs, and then went back to the house to clean up the room. I forgot to close the door. Someone ran into my room and took the car I put on the table. Just run away with the phone."

All again: "...."

Brother, you are being entangled by the god of decline.

"That's a mobile phone issued by our hospital. You can sign in or release important news on it. I can't lose it. I ran out to chase after it. But when I ran out, I realized that the door was unlocked. I ran back to lock the door and found my desk. The computer on it is gone."

Everyone is: "......"

Nima, you are really nothing at all.

"I was going crazy at the time. The computer was also issued by the hospital. All my information is in it, and I can't lose it. I think the computer has just been lost. The thief must not have run away. I remember when I went downstairs just now. Someone passed me in a hurry, and hurried downstairs to chase after me on a scooter, and then...then found out that my scooter was also lost, woohoo~~~”

Everyone doesn't know what to say anymore, big brother, you...you are really worthy of your name, can you be a little weaker?

"Ahem, in fact, if something is gone, just explain it to the unit. I believe your unit will understand."

"No, they don't understand! They thought I was lying, I sold the things, and they said I used bitter tricks."

"Bitter tricks? Why is it involved in bitter tricks?"

"What else? When I was worrying, one of my neighbors just came back. I borrowed his electric bike and rode out, but just as I was going out... I got hit again. … My left arm … broke again."

"..."

This is a very sad story, but... everyone in the live broadcast room laughed unkindly.

No way, this is just a joke. If it is true, then it is very right and appropriate for my worst guy in the universe to take this name.

"Ahem, this... this is my worst friend in the universe, don't be discouraged, life is still very beautiful, as long as your heart is full of sunshine, every day is sunny, and you can go to work after you recover from your injuries , forget all the unpleasantness before." Ye Fei comforted with a twitching corner of his mouth.

That's right, this guy is also trying to suppress a smile, this guy is really unlucky.

Everyone hurriedly comforted him, anyway, he was already in such a bad situation, some comfort was necessary.

"Go to work? Ye Shen, what you said is easy. I stayed in the hospital for half a month. I didn't know until I got better when I went to work. I have been fired, and I won't pay for those things. The benefits given to me, I lost my job, can you understand my mood at that time? I walked out of the unit in a daze, I felt that my sky was about to collapse, I felt that my life was going to be over, What did I do wrong? God wants to treat me like this."

"The worst, I'm a person who has been here, I can understand your feelings, when people are not going well, it is true that a series of unlucky things will happen, otherwise why did you leave such a sentence, old ancestors, people are unlucky and drink cold water to stuff their teeth , It was fine in the past, you should be better now, right?" Zhang Junwei also sent a message to comfort him.

The most handsome man in the universe sent a wry smile and said, "Now? I'm in the hospital now."

"Ah? What's going on?"

"What else can I do? I didn't see the traffic light when I came out of the unit, and I was hit by a car again. My left arm was broken again. I am now in the hospital for treatment, and I just received a message from my girlfriend yesterday, breaking up with me. Okay, let’s go and talk to Cheng Liang, Cheng Liang, my best friend, what the hell has my girlfriend snatched away now! Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, tell me if I’m the best friend in the universe Bad people? Have you ever seen someone worse than me?"

Nth time for everyone: "......."

I've never seen, I really haven't seen anyone worse than you!

You are the god of decline, you are the ancestor of decline, you are the ancestor of decline, you are the emperor of decline, you.

Tell me, did you blow up the Milky Way in your previous life? Otherwise, it would be impossible for the gods to torment you like this. Thanks to the fact that you still have the courage to live, if you were replaced by another person, you would have been killed by a headshot.

I am the most handsome in the universe and I am completely speechless, Nima, you are a top-notch product.

"Ahem, worst friend, I didn't expect your experience to be so ups and downs. I... Forget it, I won't ask you for this quota anymore. If I ask you for this quota again , I guess you don’t have the courage to live anymore.”

"Hehe, I thought about dying, but I didn't die." The universe said with a crying expression.

"Uh~~ Can't you die?" Jingdu Guishao exclaimed, suppressing a smile.

"I didn't die. Just after I received the news from my girlfriend yesterday, I went out of the hospital. I wanted to be hit by a car again. I just died. It's completely meaningless for people to live like me. As a result, when I walked to the door, I saw an old man in the middle of the road, with cars coming and going. I thought to myself that I should do something good before I die. At least after I go to hell, the king of hell can make me suffer less. , I ran over to pull him, but before my hand touched him, he fell to the ground, saying that I pushed him, and asked me to give five thousand Huaxia coins, everyone, why do you think I should Survive? Pengci, people always meet Pengci in their cars, and I can meet Pengci on foot, me, me, me... this old man, he is right next to me now Looking at me on the hospital bed...I really want to die."

Everyone N+1 times: "......."

The best, the real Nima is the best, you can be unlucky to be so different and unique, you are probably the only one in the world.

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