Chapter 1546 Gentleness Really Doesn't Suit You
It will always be one of the highlights of the live broadcast room to draw lucky guests.
When Ye Fei said that he was eating delicious food while drawing a lottery, the audience in the live broadcast room were all excited. This is definitely an excellent proposal.
In fact, according to Ye Fei's past habits, there will be a lottery draw almost after the end of the fourth dried fruit, and everyone is looking forward to it.
"God Ye, hurry up and smoke, I'll wait until all the flowers wither."
"Ah, ah, slap me, slap me, slap me."
"Your sister, why are you always there? Are you still wandering on the earth?"
"I want to eat cashew nuts, I want to eat soft candy, I want to eat peanuts, I want to eat almonds, Ye Shen, I will erect a monument for you, please smoke me."
Ye Fei: "..."
This guy was so depressed that he almost smashed his computer, what is it, brother, I am still alive and well, what do you mean by erecting a monument?
Several people in Shibatian also saw the news of this audience, and they couldn't laugh or cry.
"Brother, how do you smoke?" Shi Batian hurriedly changed the subject and asked.
Ye Fei picked up a candied fried peanut and threw it into his mouth, saying: "Let's stick to the usual method of drawing, Brother Tianxia, who of you smokes?"
The mouse happened to be in Meng Jie's hand. The little guy grabbed the mouse and said excitedly, "I smoke, haha, today's first lucky guest is going to be born in my Meng Jie's hands."
It doesn't matter to Ye Fei who draws the lottery, he nodded and said, "Meng Jie, you draw."
Meng Jie is left-handed. With his left hand, he picked up a piece of fried cashew nut with his chopsticks, while holding the mouse with his right hand, he clicked on the center of the lucky wheel.
The fortune wheel began to spin rapidly.
The audience saw that the lottery draw had started, and everyone began to divert their attention one by one, and all their eyes fell on the rotating turntable.
No one spoke, no one sent a message, and even at this time, the rewards stopped, and everyone was waiting for the result with trepidation, as if they were waiting for the choice of fate.
The speed of the turntable was getting slower and slower, and finally someone in the live broadcast room couldn't bear the pressure.
Wet people!
The guy tweeted: "Brothers,
Talking about talking, talking about talking, it's so depressing, it's going to be crazy. "
The talented man said: "Wet man, what do you want to say?"
"At this moment, I want to compose a poem."
"I'm sorry, you haven't written a poem for a long time, please write."
"Ah~ah~~"
"...Ah, my sister, do you have a toothache? Can you be more serious?"
"I was very serious at first, ah~ the sun at this time is very lazy, suitable for the elderly, and also suitable for me who is taking a break. The flying lucky disk makes a faint and slight sound, just like the sun at this time, very Lazy, suitable for the elderly, and also suitable for me who sneaks in..."
Everyone: "..."
"Your sister, wet man, you're having sex with Sunshine, aren't you?"
"The lucky disk is still flying, making a faint and slight noise, brother, are you talking about broken wheels?"
"Among third-grade students, this poem is passable."
The wet man said depressedly: "Talking poetry to those of you who have no literary literacy is like playing the piano to a cow. You don't understand my heart."
As soon as the news about this guy came out, a viewer named Mrs. Ding Ping gave him back.
"I said Ding Buping, have you fed the chickens, ducks and geese? Are you free?"
Wet Man: "..."
"Oh."
This guy made a discouraged expression, which made everyone amused. Many people knew why the wet man was so honest when they saw the name of Mrs. Ding Ping. The wet man's name was Ding Ping, and this was his wife.
"Wet people are afraid of their wives."
"I'll go, brother, shame on us male compatriots."
The wet man made a sighing expression, and said: "Guys, I'll feed the chicks and ducklings first, there's nothing I can do. I've been disobedient recently, and this woman is always looking for my baby."
"Let your baby run away."
"Why are you running? It's still in her stomach. Everyone, let's go for a while. This time, I won't be able to catch me."
With that said, Wetman dived.
The viewers in the live broadcast room are completely convinced by this product, it is really the best.
Ye Fei couldn't help but laugh too. He knew that the wet man would throw a few sour poems at every turn, but in the past, this guy's life was not good, and he didn't care about being poor. However, this was what Ding Ping told him personally. If he hadn’t watched his show, Ding Ping wouldn’t know what his life would be like now. It was because of watching his show that this guy won two yuan in a row and sold a spot To Rhodes, I got 3.5 billion Huaxia coins, which improved my life. You see, the money is inflated now, and I dare to have children. I didn't even dare to have children before.
Wetman had just dived, when the lucky wheel stopped, the pointer flashed, and the guest appeared.
Then...then the whole studio exploded.
"Pfft~ Is that okay too?"
"Emma, evil door, evil door, how could this happen?"
"This kind of thing...can you believe me if I say it's not a supernatural event?"
"I don't know if others believe it or not. Anyway, I believe it. It's so weird."
Meng Jie jumped up from his chair when he saw the name, and said, "God Ye, what's going on?"
Ye Fei also twitched the corner of his mouth violently.
Eat all over the world and Shi Batian and the others were all rubbing their teeth, even the little beauty Doli's small mouth was wide open, a pair of beautiful big eyes were about to fall out, her face was full of disbelief.
"I... I don't know, it was drawn from the lucky wheel."
Just when everyone was going crazy, there was a farmyard at the foot of a mountain in Shanzhou City, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province.
"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"
Wow~
Ding Ping, the wet man, held a ladle in his right hand, and there was a ladle of corn kernels in the ladle. He stood in the yard and gurgled a few times around, and saw a group of chickens, ducks, and geese rushing over from not far away. Things ran and yelled, and the courtyard, which was peaceful just now, suddenly became lively.
In the mottled corridor in front of the house, there was a rocking chair. A sturdy middle-aged woman was lying on the rocking chair, while gently rocking the rocking chair, her eyes were fixed on the phone in her hand.
"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ding Ping was still screaming. The middle-aged woman raised her eyelids and glanced at him, and said impatiently, "What are you talking about? Keep your voice down, what if you scare the child?"
The wet man said frantically: "Zhang Xiaohua, don't threaten me with your child at all times. You found out that you are pregnant just the day before yesterday, and now there are more than nine months before the child is born. You, you, you...how can I Might scare the kids?"
His wife Zhang Xiaohua stood up from the rocking chair in no time, pinched her waist with her left hand and pointed at Ding Ping with her right hand, and said in a loud voice, "Well, Ding Ping, you can learn to talk back when you have a little money, right?"
"Why did I talk back? Zhang Xiaohua, let me tell you, if I was not afraid that you would not be able to marry after you left me, I would have kicked you aside long ago. I have had enough of you! I will leave you and use my thin shoulders can also carry a better tomorrow."
"Yo Yo Yo, are you still promising? Are you not afraid of being crushed to death if you carry a bright tomorrow on your thin shoulders?"
"I want you to take care of it? Coo ~ coo coo coo ~~"
Wow~
Another handful of corn kernels was thrown out.
Just when Ding Ping's handful of corn kernels had just been scattered on the ground, he suddenly heard his wife Zhang Xiaohua whine.
"Damn, husband..."
pedal pedal...
Zhang Xiaohua has a loud voice and a sturdy figure. This voice scared Ding Ping almost to the ground.
"Are you crazy?!! Why are you shouting for nothing?" Ding Ping said depressingly.
Who knew that this time Zhang Xiaohua was not angry with Ding Ping at all, but ran towards Ding Ping with a smile all over her face.
Ding Ping saw it, and quickly retreated, saying: "Stop, stop, what do you want to do? What do you want to do?"
"Husband~~"
Zhang Xiaohua came to Ding Ping and hugged Ding Ping tightly.
Ding Ping felt like his thin body was suddenly wrapped in a ball of cotton, his face was blocked by a ball of softness, and he almost couldn't breathe.
"Woo~ woo~~ Let go of me, let me go!!"
Ding Ping pushed and pulled out of his wife's arms, took a few breaths, and then shouted: "Are you sick?!!"
Zhang Xiaohua nodded quickly, and said with a smile on her face: "I'm sick, I'm sick, husband, it was all my fault before, I shouldn't let your thin shoulders carry the burden of the whole family, I will help you share it in the future , let’s have the same blessings and share the same hardships, okay?”
Hearing his wife say this, Ding Ping's body shivered suddenly, then he stretched out his hand to touch Zhang Xiaohua's forehead, and muttered: "You don't have a fever, Xiaohua, what's wrong with you?"
Zhang Xiaohua opened Ding Ping's hand with a slap. She was about to get angry, but she softened in an instant. She grabbed Ding Ping's arm, her fat body kept shaking, and said in a coquettish voice: "Old man ~~Are you okay~~"
Ding Ping: "..."
This guy just skipped to the side, pointed at Zhang Xiaohua, and said, "Where is the monster who fucked my wife? Show up quickly, or I...I'll call the police."
Well, from Ding Ping's point of view, his wife was caught by something unclean, because what Zhang Xiaohua did in front of him was far from his wife's. one set of.
Zhang Xiaohua was still not angry, and came to Ding Ping again, grabbed Ding Ping's hands with both hands, and kept shaking them.
"Husband, in the future we will have the same blessings and share the same difficulties, okay~"
"My Wife, you'd better abuse me, ravage me, don't be like this, okay? Gentleness really doesn't suit you."
"Ding Buping! Your uncle, what do you mean? Why can't I be gentle? Why are you so cheap?!"
"That's right, that's right, that's it, that's the feeling, wife, you are the real you like this, tell me, why are you playing such a show all of a sudden?"
Zhang Xiaohua looked at Ding Ping, who was still nervous, and suddenly laughed, then raised the phone in his hand, and said, "You have won the lottery."
"Oh~ah?!! What the hell?"
"What the hell? I said you won the lottery." Zhang Xiaohua swung her phone again while speaking.
Ding Ping was dumbfounded there. After a long time, he yelled, threw the scoop in his hand, and jumped into the house in two or three times. Then he grabbed his mobile phone and looked at it. People were dumbfounded again.
After a long time, a wolf howled suddenly in the dilapidated house.
Aww~~~hahahaha...cough cough...
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