Chapter 1017 Lightning Rod, One Word For You
There are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in the world.
Sometimes there are some things that we obviously don't want it to happen, but it happens. This is also the most frustrating and helpless situation.
Ye Fei draws the first guest spot. It can be said that all the audiences on the earth are eager for this spot to fall on their own heads. Not only can they do live broadcasts with Ye Fei, but they can also eat the best food made by Ye Fei. Food.
But some people don't think so.
The conductive lightning rod is one of them. He has never watched Ye Fei's live broadcast at all, and he even looks down on Ye Fei in his heart. In his eyes, Ye Fei is just a new anchor rookie who can't make it to the stage. In the army, he is just a recruit.
Tell me, how could he think highly of such a person?
And you got me to be an anchor with you?
I bother!
If you pay me money, I won’t even go.
So when the fortune wheel was spinning, this guy kept muttering in his mouth, don't smoke me, don't smoke me.
The lucky turntable stopped shortly after, and then the pointer above it flashed a golden light, pointing to a name, which happened to be a conductive lightning rod.
Seeing this result, not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, even Ye Fei was speechless. What kind of pot does Zhennima not open? This is, how did you get this guy?
It's not that I'm afraid of him, but that this guy doesn't have a good impression of me now, because he hasn't watched his show. If you say that this spot is in his hands, this guy won't come if he holds the spot What to do?
And the most important point, even if he wanted to come here, how could he come here?
I don't know which planet this guy is on, let alone how far away from me, don't worry about it, people will come over when I get it, it's been several years here, and even my coffin board is about to rot , how about a hammer?
But what if you say it doesn't count? All the operations of this lucky wheel are routine, there is no cheating at all, and I have never denied the award of a live broadcast guest, oh no, once, Ma Qingyun let himself be denied that time , but most of the time it is certain.
It's just that this person is a conductive lightning rod now, who knows what the consequences will be if he doesn't deny this lottery draw?
Ye Fei was so crazy in his heart that he wished that the Pampas Eagle could draw again immediately.
In fact, there is more than one person who is more crazy than Ye Fei. The first is the conductive lightning rod. This guy never dreamed of being afraid of anything. You said that you just kept praying that you would not be drawn, and this thing really got it. Myself, brother, did you do it on purpose? Do you know how much fuel I have wasted going back and forth? Even if you cook a hundred tables, you can't make up for me.
"What the hell..."
The conductive lightning rod uttered a swear word, and then I didn't know what to say, what else can you say about yourself? This damn meow is unlucky. Drinking cold water will clog your teeth.
The galloping quicksand and others were all about to pee with laughter, and they all started to make fun of the conductive lightning rod.
"Hahaha,
I laughed so hard, lightning rod, congratulations. "
"My God, Lightning Rod, I really don't know how you got this luck, Niu Cha, you can buy interstellar lottery tickets in a while, and you are guaranteed to win a special prize."
"Go to the earth and do a live broadcast with others? Go to the earth to eat unknown food made by others. It's amazing. You have my contact information for my lightning rod. If you get poisoned, find me and I'll pick you up."
The lightning rod is going to explode.
"Fuck off, a bunch of unkind fellows, you guys are happy with my horrible behavior, aren't you? I'll give you the places, who will go? Is it okay for me to reimburse the round-trip fuel expenses?"
He had just finished speaking, and he was so mad that he wanted to go crazy, and he hurriedly sent a message: "Lightning rod, don't you really want to go?"
Conductive Lightning Rod: "..."
"Xiao Wanwan, do you still have the face to come out? I was fooled by you, and now I have won the lottery for no reason. What do you think should I do? I don't care about this kind of live broadcast guest at all."
"Isn't it rare? If you really don't want to go, just give it to me, the lightning rod. For the sake of being brothers, I won't let you suffer. I will give you proper compensation." Said.
Conductive Lightning Rod: "..."
This guy was directly dumbfounded by what he said, and it took him a long time to reply: "Little Wanwan, do you know what you're talking about? Do you know what you're doing?"
"Of course I know."
"You know? You know what a ghost, you know, if I give you this spot, you will go to that unknown earth, you don't even know the location of the earth now, you dare to run around with this thing ? If you make a slight mistake, you will not be able to come back, and you will directly become space junk!"
"I'm not afraid."
"I'm x-on:#x-on:x-on:, Yayaya, have you been brainwashed by this earth anchor? It's just a dish made by a blue diamond fifth-level anchor, what about you?"
The conductive lightning rod is about to blow up. He really doesn't know why it is bent and twisted. It's just an earth garbage anchor. If someone fools you, you will believe it? I would rather drift into the universe and become space junk, but you, you, you, meow, have you short-circuited your head?
"Will you give it? Lightning rod, if you give it, I will remit 50,000 Galaxy coins to you now. You know, if you throw away this quota, you will throw it away. If you give it to me now, you can still make a little money." ,How about it?"
"Fifty thousand Galaxy coins? Little Wanwan, are you sure you're not joking? You have to know that the concert tickets of those first-line singers in Interstellar are not that expensive."
"Ahem, in fact, I just want to go to the anchor of this earth to have a look. I didn't think too much about the price, so you can just say it's okay? If it's okay, give me the account number in private later, and I'll send you the Galaxy coins right away , if it doesn’t work, forget it, you take this quota and make it worthless.”
The conductive lightning rod thought for a while, and said: "60,000 Galaxy coins, Xiao Wanwan, if you give me 60,000 Huaxia coins, I will give you this quota, how about it?"
From the perspective of a conductive lightning rod, although it is not too much to raise 10,000 Galaxy coins, it is not too small. After all, Galaxy coins are no better than the local currencies of other planets. The currency conversion rate of the planet is still very high.
He thought that he would shrink back when he raised such a high price, but who knew that just after he finished speaking, he sent a message directly: "Yes!"
The conductive lightning rod couldn't turn its head around, and hurriedly said: "Little Wanwan, have you read my message clearly? I'm talking about 60,000 Galaxy coins, which is 10,000 more than what you said, not a hundred. It's not a thousand, it's ten thousand!"
Wanzi hurriedly sent a message, as if he was afraid that this guy would regret it later.
"I know, Galaxy coins, I'll give them to you in a while, in front of Quicksand and the others, you can't count your words, Quicksand, you have to testify for us, I am now the guest of 60,000 Galaxy coins to buy lightning rods, in a while Whoever repents is a wild ghost."
Pentium's sofa smiled and said: "Let's testify, the lightning rod, sell it to him, it's useless for you to keep it, and you don't want to be a live broadcast guest there.
Everyone else also persuaded.
"That's right, the lightning rod, at least it's 60,000 Galaxy coins, which is much better than the quota being rotten in your hands."
"Khan, I really didn't expect that the number of guest seats for this Earth Trash anchor would be more expensive than the concert tickets of those first-line stars in StarCraft."
"I'm pretty sure that Xiao Wanwan has been completely brainwashed by this guy, isn't she stupid?"
"Little Wanwan, I really sympathize with you."
"That's right, you're still too young, anyone can lie to you."
"Xiao Wanwan, 60,000 Galaxy coins to buy a seat, and you have to spend so much fuel to go to what the hell is the earth. Have a good trip."
"I'm just curious how this guy got to the earth. After all, I don't know the exact coordinates of the earth yet."
A group of people said that the Lightning Rod and Quagmire had completed the deal over there, and Quite actually gave the Lightning Rod 60,000 Galaxy Coins, and then the Lightning Rod gave up the spot to Quagmire.
After the transaction was over, for some reason, the conductive lightning rod always made him feel very awkward. It seemed that something was wrong, but he couldn't find it. It was that paradoxical feeling that made people feel uncomfortable.
Although the audience in the live broadcast room was very excited, no one spoke. They all quietly watched the conductive lightning rod and the bendy make a deal. After the two people completely completed the transaction, the earth audience began to send messages.
"Lightning rod, I'll give you a word - second-hand goods!"
"Lightning rod, I give you a word - silly fork!"
"Lightning rod, I give you a word - idiot!"
"Lightning rod... Forget it, I won't give you a word, I'll give you a word—you won't have a place to cry for a while, you are the biggest fool in the universe!"
Eat all over the world and Sanhua Fairy who have microphones all directly opened their mouths to bury this guy.
He wanted to refute, but the feeling of making him uncomfortable became stronger and stronger. He still had a vague feeling that he had done something wrong, but he still couldn't remember it.
"I'm stupid but I'm proud, I'm stupid and I'm proud, can you control me?"
In the end, I really had nothing to say, the conductive lightning rod gave me such a sentence, and then I hurried to dive.
There was no way, his heart was flustered suddenly, his palms were sweating, his breathing was a bit short of breath, and his forehead was also sweating.
He felt that he was sick, a disease that made him unable to find the cause at all, what kind of disease was this?
The conductive lightning rod is puzzling.
Just when he was feeling uncomfortable, Ye Fei smiled and said: "Friends, the dust has settled for the draw of our first guest spot. Congratulations to our crooked friends for finally getting this spot. It's just... ...how did you come here?"
Crooked: "...I don't know either."
Ye Fei: "..."
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