Chapter 1014 Don't Call Me Teletubbies! Lao Tzu Is a Lightning Rod! !

Roast suckling pig itself is an extremely classic delicacy. Whether it is at home or abroad, it can be said that it has hundreds of millions of fans on the Internet. Now it is presented to everyone again through Ye Feigao's cooking skills, and it is captured almost instantly. The oral desires of all the audience, even a few "foreigners" couldn't bear it at this time.

Looking at the screen in front of him, the red elf couldn't help but smiled wryly and said, "This guy seems a bit fierce."

Blue Lizard turned to look at Lao Han, and said, "Old Han, are all of you people on Earth like this? If all of you are like this, then we won't be able to play."

Old Han smiled and said, "Didn't I say that? I'm not very clear about this. The earth has not been back for a long time. I am also curious about this generation of civilization, but judging from this kid, it should not be bad."

Lulin said humanely: "Then go back and have a look."

The Tin Woodman said, "Old Han, if you want to go back, take me with you."

Several people all looked at the Tin Woodman, not understanding why this guy followed him.

Seeing the other four people looking at him in confusion, the Tin Woodman scratched his head with his big paw, brought out a string of sparks, then pointed to the display screen in front of him, and said, "Go find this guy and get something to eat."

The blue lizard sneered, "What do you eat, a tin man?"

"Why can't we eat it? Although our appearance is iron skin, all the systems in our body are still the same as yours. The outer skin is just the result of long-term evolution."

"Hey, I'll go too."

With his hands behind his back, the red elf said as if I'm handsome and I don't want to go with you, "Also...take me too."

on site.

After the suckling pig roasted by Ye Fei removed all the viscera and put it into the water,

The net weight is still twelve catties. Compared to four people, this weight is quite enough. On average, one person weighs three catties.

But something happened that made people speechless. Everyone just watched the 12-pound roast suckling pig shrunk down on the plate in front of the video, until all the bones were left.

After finally eating, the glacier white bear kept gesticulating with his fingers.

The Pampas Eagle picked up the bone in front of him, and then carefully rubbed it again. After the stroke, his eyes fixed on the bone in front of Ye Fei and the professional chicken farmer.

Ye Fei and the professional chicken farmer saw it, threw away all the bones, and quickly waved their hands: "There is no need to do this, really there is no need to do this."

Pampas Eagle smiled embarrassedly and said, "God Ye, I really can't help it."

Ye Fei: "..."

I'll go, there are still people who can't help but rub the pig's bones?

Glacier White Bear laughed and said: "God Ye, you can't blame us. This is the first time we have eaten this kind of gourmet food. Don't mention this kind of food in our place. It tastes no better than one-tenth of this. It's easy to find, as you know, the conditions in our place are like that, the food shouldn't be too delicious, as long as it's cooked well."

The Pampas eagle also smiled and said: "Yes, it is the same in our place. There is an old man who is very good at cooking food. People around us like to call him the god of food. The food we cook can be said to be delicious. It is unique, but there is no way to compare with what you, God Ye, do."

As a result, the Pampas Eagle had just finished speaking when a message came out of the live broadcast room.

"Boy Sbron, do you still want to eat Papa's mille-feuille sandwich when you come back? I'm already angry when you say that to me. You won't be able to eat anything when you come back. Even if I pour out my fruit wine, I won't give it to you." for drink."

When the Pampas Eagle saw this news, his face immediately turned green, and he hurriedly said, "You are... the God of Cookery father Carasol?"

"Hahaha, who else would say that except my old man?"

"Father Carasol, are you also watching Ye Shen's show?"

"Of course, I think people around us are watching today, because they all heard that you went to God Ye's show, how is it? Is the roast suckling pig that God Ye made delicious? "

"Father Carasol, it's delicious. I really haven't tasted this kind of taste in my life. I know you may have a grudge when I say this, but I still have to say this. I can't lie to myself. In my heart, of course, I can't lie to you either."

The audience named Carasol smiled and said: "That's right, if my level can catch up with Ye Shen, then I will also be a world celebrity."

Seeing that Carasol was not angry, the Pampas Eagle laughed.

Everyone in the live broadcast room finally had a chance to catch their breath. Some of them were still reminiscing about the delicious taste of the roast suckling pig just now, some were thinking about the scene just now, and most of them were trying to figure out how to make it better. Get some crispy pigs to eat.

However, some people found that the live broadcast room was different from before, because the twists and turns disappeared.

That's right, the crooked guy left Ye Fei's live broadcast room, but it didn't take long to reappear, and as soon as he came in, he yelled: "Come and see, it's this guy, you don't know, just now This guy made a roast... what is it roasted? It smells so fragrant. I have never smelled such a delicious food. The color is golden and red, and the red is transparent. It's golden, damn it, I'm drooling just looking at it."

As soon as this guy finished speaking, an audience member named Lightning Rod asked, "Xiao Wanwan, where's the thing?"

The other quicksand named Pentium also had a confused expression on his face, and said, "That's right, where's the thing? Little Wanwan, what's the thing you're talking about?"

"This guy must be fooling us. Didn't you hear what he said just now? He didn't know what it was baked, and he said it was delicious."

"Little Wanwan, this is your fault. In our mind, you have always been a very honest child. Your actions have greatly reduced your image in our mind."

"Huh~~ Earth anchor? What the hell is Earth?"

"Ha, don't tell me I really didn't notice, how come there is an earth anchor? What kind of ball is the earth?"

"Khan, it's only Blue Diamond Level 4, so can Xiao Wanwan make a fuss?"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, a blue diamond fourth-level anchor from a planet I've never heard of, actually made Xiao Wanwan scream."

"Ye Fei? Who is Ye Fei?"

Xiao Wanwan said frantically: "Don't call me Xiao Wanwan, how many times have I said that?! Let me tell you, I really didn't lie to you. The food made by this person is really amazing. I have never seen it before. It’s true that you are such a good anchor for food, I can already smell the aroma, I’m calling you all because you are good friends, this person’s show is absolutely wonderful.”

The group of people couldn't believe it even more when they heard Wan Zi said this.

"Is there any mistake? Xiao Wanwan, are you stupid watching the live broadcast? You can smell the fragrance. I don't know where this f*cking earth is. If I didn't come here to take a look, I wouldn't know that there is still a place in the universe. There is a planet called Earth, and I don’t know how far it is, but you still smell the aroma? Are you drunk and confused?” said the conductive lightning rod.

The Pentium Quicksand group were all amused by this guy's words, and all of them smiled wildly.

There is nothing wrong with twists and turns. My fellow podcasters don’t believe my words. It was really a miracle just now. I experienced it myself. Why don’t you believe it? You also said that Lao Tzu is an honest man, and you don’t believe what an honest man says?

"You have to believe me. I just saw that he made a big and red delicacy. It's so classic and delicious. I can't help thinking about it now." This guy emphasized again.

The galloping quicksand showed a contemptuous expression, and said, "Big and red? Little Wanwan, I didn't see big and red delicacies. I only saw a bunch of bones that looked like something."

"That's because they ate the delicacy, and the bones are in that food. If you don't believe me, you can ask other people in the live broadcast room. Although there are few people here, they all saw it."

The conductive lightning rod looked at the number of online viewers in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, made a grinning expression, and said: "It's less than two billion people, even such an anchor is ashamed to join the interstellar live broadcast army, Xiao Wanwan, I Will stay and watch, I want to watch him being overwhelmed by the live broadcast army from other planets, Earth? Never heard of it.”

In many cases, conflicts start with a sentence.

When the alien conductive lightning rod didn't say this, the nearly two billion viewers in Ye Fei's live broadcast room were all curious about these aliens, but now this guy is saying that about Ye Fei, these people can't stand it Well, what the hell are you aliens, whoever dares to insult God Ye, hate it!

So a group of people appeared after a bit of coaxing. Although the information that can be displayed in the message bar is limited, these people still start to mad at the lightning rod one by one.

"What kind of plane are you talking about? Who are you talking about being submerged? Lightning rods, I don't need to see you at all to know that you have an antenna on your head and a conductive lightning rod. I think you are a conductive antenna baby."

"God Ye was submerged? Hahaha, God laughed!"

"If you haven't watched God Ye's show, you have no right to speak. I'm not talking big. Although I haven't watched the food anchors of other planets, I completely believe that God Ye can kill them with any food."

"That's right, God Ye joined the interstellar broadcasting army not to be overwhelmed, but to conquer. Open your eyes like lightning rods and see clearly. In the near future, people on all planets will remember There is only one name, and that is—Ye Shen!"

"Conductive Teletubbies, I remember you, do you dare to make a bet, if God Ye can conquer five billion galaxy viewers, what can you do?" Brother Hua couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted directly into the microphone.

Conductive Lightning Rod: "..."

"Damn it, can you still talk here? How can you talk? Can you hear me talking?"

"Don't think about it, this is for a microphone, we didn't get it earlier, let alone you, don't interrupt, answer Brother Hua's question, if Ye Shen can conquer five billion Galaxy viewers, you have to give It’s a sign.” Brother Wit said.

"That's right, give me an indication quickly."

"Give me an explanation."

"Teletubbies, do you dare to bet?"

"Fuck, are you talking?"

"Scared, this guy must be scared."

The news flew up and flashed in the message bar anxiously, and everyone didn't know if the conductive lightning rod could be seen.

Seeing that this guy had no voice, other news from the audience gradually slowed down.

At this time, the conductive lightning rod had a frantic expression, and said: "Don't call me Teletubbies!!! I'm a lightning rod! Five billion? How dare you say it, don't say that this man named Ye Fei conquered five One billion viewers, even if he conquers 500 million viewers, I will reward him with a thousand interstellar spaceships!"

Kacha~~

As soon as the conductive lightning rod finished speaking, the entire live broadcast room exploded.

There is no way, a thousand interstellar spaceships, one 200,000, a thousand ships is 200 million!

What is this concept?

It can be said that this shot directly kills all the audience on the earth. In the eyes of many people, eating all over the world and I am a foodie or even an old man in Nanjiang is already cruel enough, but now in front of this goddamn conductive lightning rod He was defeated immediately, and he dared to reward a thousand interstellar spaceships in one breath, worth 200 million!

In the end, before everyone could react, the galloping quicksand also said: "Count me in, if this person named Ye Fei can conquer 500 million interstellar audiences, I will reward a thousand interstellar spaceships!"

Everyone: "..."

However, something that really made people feel crazy appeared. Immediately after the galloping quicksand, these people who were called by Bendigma all expressed their rewards for interstellar spaceships or interstellar aircraft carriers. A thousand ships!

Let alone the audience, even Ye Fei was a little dumbfounded.

This guy is still whispering in his heart.

"These aliens... do they all mine?"

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