Chapter 2197 Haircut (Part 2)

"Great, you're finally going to get a haircut again. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

Because of the movement of his hand on her huge gourd, Zhou Qingyun immediately grabbed the noble and dignified long hair with a very beautiful catkin, and then spoke with winking eyes. So I often go to school, some must be advanced, top-level, and the content is "moving" and how to study courses.

In short, Zhou Qingyun or other wives in the past never wanted to express themselves so noble, elegant and charming.

But he really likes it.

great.

On time.

So even though it was a haircut, I still couldn't control myself, and I always overestimated myself. And served each wife more than ten times on average, wasting one and a half hours, which is also 6 earth hours - the average human male monkey only takes three minutes to have sex at most, in other words, the three-minute quick shooter is too normal Otherwise, the bragging king and his wife are ordinary women, and I can't feel happy at all.

Also, female monkeys can usually have a good time in seven or eight minutes. The reason for the dissatisfaction of desire can be seen from this, and the time can be seen. The highest average index of male monkeys in the world is only 3 minutes, usually two to three minutes, while female monkeys It all takes more than a few minutes to start to peak bliss.

That is to say, if He Ming is so cool for 6 hours, a humanoid mating machine like Lai Ai or a Russian magic monk will also die.

For example, Sao Nian in the world of ordinary people, just had more than ten shots a day, and then fell down and died.

This is the most powerful "Sao Nian"!

Don't believe the bragging of the old guy, what old guy is better at mating than Sao Nian, he is also called mature, full of skills, it's ridiculous.

Oh, it's your bragging skills.

And about mating and stuff like that. He Ming shrugged his shoulders now, I don't care who the hell is competing for dignity in mating, I would rather be impotent anyway! Well, is it okay to be impotent once in a while? younger brother.

roll. I am your master! Don't be delusional, decide the owner's desires and passions! Your wife is weak in front of me.

roll!

YES!

Look, this is my low culture,

I also like to read literature on street stalls, and being fooled by the hanging silk author that a certain palace is the most beautiful, refreshing and happiest. So a life of desire determined by hormones.

"All in all, I just went to the barber shop like this." He Ming said sadly to the air, and then went to the barber shop, only need to walk a few steps.

He Ming picked a haircut that was very comfortable lying on the bed, without his dedicated team, etc., because he didn't have one.

So I used it for my wives. His wives, any wife who is always on call at home, the various professional teams with a lot of long hair are already very hungry, and they regard it as the peak of their careers. This is a haircut for brother abs. Brother Abs is again...a guy who hasn't had a haircut for many days.

And his wives have already picked out various hairstyles for him that they must feel the most tempting. Since everyone usually has their own best hairstyle, it's up to the wives to vote for it.

Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei and other sisters are relatively easy to get cheap. Because sisters can vote with one heart, it's a big deal that I will satisfy my sister's taste next time.

He Ming doesn't care about all of this, it's just a haircut. Just as he no longer deliberately suppresses his normal physiological metabolism, his hair growth rate is about twice as fast as that of ordinary people, so he needs to deal with his hair within two months at most, only once or twice in two months. Two or three times, otherwise He Ming couldn't take it anymore, like his wives "haircut" every day and his fat girls began to "haircut" every day. He Ming really admired her extremely, women are too scary.

He's a country bumpkin who treats his hair as a haircut after washing it and trimming it a little.

But is there a difference between the two? Same... money for a haircut.

Even though countless billionaires and males in this era regard "haircut" as something that they have to do every day like eating and drinking water. Generally speaking, they have to deal with it once after normal sleep and afternoon nap. Always maintain the most perfect appearance.

The amount of time wasted can only make the abs brother sigh, it's really great that you have so much fucking time!

Yes, if those people don't have time, it's like He Ming gets a haircut every two months.

A wife's team hit the jackpot. He Ming sat on the bed quickly and looked at it. He was cut by an unfamiliar top-level professional team, and there was also a top-level filming team. They must be used to produce a lot of content, documentaries or commercials.

He Ming is already used to the content, he is a great man, think in another way, he also wants to know God's haircut, and then choose everything about God's haircut, especially when he has the capital at all.

Just before giving He Ming a haircut, a woman who is obviously a high-level supreme power, but still a professional barber, in the center of He Ming's eyes is a cosmic beauty, with a very touching smile, like a white gem different from a human His eyes were shining brightly, and he said with a very top-level master temperament: "Sir, I see that several of your young masters haven't had their hair cut for some days. Do you want to have a haircut that is full of the joy of father and son?"

The hairdressing team or various teams always know how to maximize their interests, such as pulling brothers and sisters, and brothers and sisters will also help you. You must know that if you do this kind of advertising, at least you will have children's business to win.

He Ming got up from the bed and said, "That's right, that's good. Then wait a minute, I'll call my son over."

Running teleportation, he came to the game field where the fat boys and girls are fighting in the sea. In the coconut grove, the scale is very large, dozens of square kilometers of the game world, the children are playing games on the high platform, and the high platform has various A channel designed like a circus, an interesting bridge, and then a large number of fat boys and girls can eat, drink and play sea battles on it. After all, any one is the standard from strong to super powerful, so it can be used in terms of vision. A panoramic view of ten kilometers.

But it can't be used to cheat, such as strengthening a little vision to see through the fog. Game background The fog in the age of sails almost determines the fate of naval battles. Because according to the normal war mode, it takes more than ten minutes for you to enter the war mode, which is enough time for the enemy to approach and beat you to pieces.

There is no way, this is the work efficiency of ordinary people. If the modern people travel back, they will be thrown into the sea by the captain, because the modern people are sub-healthy and their health is so poor that they can't even move the shells.

"Do the kids want to go get a haircut with dad?" He Ming didn't count on his fat girls. What's more, he felt that they absolutely didn't need a haircut, so he found one of his fat boys to go down, but the fat boys decisively refused with shrunken mouths and howled, and ended up carrying a fat baby's fat boy out. Fat Baby's nickname is Dudu, and his nickname is He Guangming. His hair is indeed a little long, but he doesn't seem to like a haircut.

Fat babies don't know how to play more advanced games. Or have failed.

"Mom, save me~ Bad Brother Ming, put down your toot!" Fat Baby asked Yingqun for help with a sad face along the way, causing countless laughter.

However, Yingqun, who came here after hearing the news, laughed and was very happy. She pretended to be cute and clenched her fists to encourage her: "Come on, baby, mom has already thought of a very cute hairstyle for you, and you must be very satisfied with it."

"Ah~ah~ Dad!" The fat baby is very smart. Immediately made a crying expression and asked He Ming for help.

He Ming saw his super cute fat face and eyes melted again, but Yingqun immediately stepped in and forced the fat baby's face to make him look funny, which immediately destroyed the fat baby's pretend cry tactics.

There is nothing he can do.

The father and son started to cut their hair, but He Ming lay down with the back of his neck dangling in the air. Then the bed could be raised up for the barber to operate, or he could express the top level even if he lay down. Dudu was attracted by food and cartoon blockbusters, and in order to "retaliate", he sat on He Ming's head. He Ming tried several times and only moved his eyes, but this can also play with the light curtain.

It's just that it's not as perfect as it used to be, and you can still eat and drink.

It doesn't matter, the haircut is super fast, otherwise the abs brother won't do it. What kind of professional quality do you have, you, I can create a few intelligent beings to the most perfect level in one second! You can't handle your hair well for more than ten minutes?

He doesn't care about the specific haircutting process. He only knows that it took more than ten minutes in Earth time. Among them, the "washing hair" part feels like tens of thousands of times, but in fact it is tens of thousands of times. Everything is operated at almost the speed of light or sound. There are too many things that human beings on earth can never think of.

And it is developed based on the many detailed conditions of each life. For example, the genes about hair of human beings on earth.

There is this stage and that stage.

In short, it is very troublesome, complicated and speechless. Like abs.

The reason for this is that hairstyle is indeed a high-attractive part that determines the destiny of human beings on earth.

If the handsome guy in the ordinary world, Kai Ke, had the hairstyle of Little General Jin, he would not be the handsome guy, Kai Ke.

There are countless commodities used, such as a gemstone-quality olive oil, which is already a top-level super-tech agricultural product in the higher universe, and now it is just a trivial raw material for a hair conditioner.

As for the haircut that is accurate to a single hair, He Ming’s hair has no strength, and energy protection is also human waste. The strength is not amazing, and the body’s instincts will not waste a little energy on it, so special protection will be a super great immortal at that time things.

Finally, the voice of the original one, who turned out to be the main barber, sounded: "Sir, it's over, thank you for choosing our service."

The fat baby didn’t know when he was sitting on the other side for processing. He Ming immediately got up and looked at the baby boy first. Well, it’s the super awesome little prince’s hair again. He didn’t see Dudu when he saw his new hairstyle. Astonished, and the gleam of joy that immediately appeared in his eyes, he immediately said, "Thank you."

The team that specializes in serving He Ming’s wife has nothing to do with the hairdressing team that specializes in serving Dudu. The former’s main barber handed over a crystal mirror, which was perfectly and precisely placed in the position where He Ming could most easily see his hairstyle in the past. He said nervously, "Brother Abs, what do you think of this hairstyle? It's a request from your wives."

The main hairdresser goes out of his way to emphasize this point. Although He Ming has no special requirements. A haircut is a haircut, do I need a special request?

He hadn't specifically asked for it in the past. Because those stupid monkey barbers don't have any other hairstyles either...

He Ming glanced at it pretending to appreciate it and immediately said: "It's great, it's perfect, thank you. You can go on your own time."

He couldn't wait to dismiss the hairdressing team, and the hairdressing team couldn't wait to leave, but the next moment the wives rushed up again, all of them were satisfied with He Ming's hairstyle, screamed, and took pictures one after another. He Ming didn't notice it at first, but suddenly For a while, he felt the feeling of his wives touching his hair, as if... no longer have long hair?

It was a dawdling feeling, across the scalp.

He immediately sensed it, and suddenly he was stunned, can't he, stupefied green hair? No, no, Banba hairstyle.

No, no, it's the hairstyle of a successful class fighter who became a heavyweight boxing champion when he became an adult.

The hair is all very short, and this is the first time in my life. I have never been so "savage" in the era of ordinary people, and this is an artistic hairstyle that He Ming disdains very much. In many places, only the roots are left. Or it was handled cleanly, smooth and smooth. In short, He Ming, who took a close look at it in the mirror, was really stunned.

I saw that in the middle of my head was a sword, or some very short hair in a triangle, which was also the most content. Others left some scalp, and some places were still very shiny, which was to add a cute element.

What's more terrible is that the hair has been dyed a bit, the middle one looks like a sword, and it looks like a... Well, the cucumber hair style is a little golden in the sun, and it turns yellow, and the other parts seem to form a top-level hair immediately. The hairstyle is wonderfully yellowish.

He Mingda hugged his head with his arms and stroked it, and he was completely confirmed at once, it was really...he said immediately: "Wait, have I been shaved? I started from the hairstyle of a great man, the hairstyle of a public servant, oh, the people of the yellow race and black hair The hair of the public servant has changed to the hair of a yellow hair, a bum, a boxer?"

"Hahaha~" Now it was Dudu's turn to turn his head and laugh triumphantly like an MGM lion.

"Great, brand new perfect image!"

But Dudu soon couldn't understand, because mothers really love it. To be honest, the feeling of this top-notch hairstyle is absolutely perfect, so He Ming, brother abs changed a completely new image, I have to say, It's brilliant, it's on point, it's delightful, after all you've always had redneck clothes and the same haircut, oh, Dante's haircut from so long ago, it's boring.

The current hairstyle has at least increased the masculinity tenfold.

Things that Dudu didn't understand continued to happen, and there was a sensation. He Ming was forced to take a lot of group photos. Many residents, including tourists, were forced to change their hairstyles as long as they were male. However, The era of clean distribution is coming, like the mighty tiger is the man, and the carbon-based monkey is king!

"I want a new hairstyle too!"

In the evening, He Ming's beloved fat guys are also planning to learn Dad's hairstyle, including Dudu who has changed his mind, but the fat girls can't learn it at all, which is a pity.

And in the universe, in the outside world, brother abs' new hairstyle is super hot. In these days, it is almost an instant thing from exposure to popularity. Countless people scream and pursue. It is really a terrifying giant effect of abs .

It's a pity that He Ming really doesn't want to, because the night has just arrived, and because of the new hairstyle, the wives have a new passion... He can understand from empathy, if his wife changes his hairstyle, he will be very passionate.

And you must know that all carbon-based monkeys know that there is a common thing in carbon-based monkey society: Opposites attract.

PS: The second update. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)