Chapter 2187 Ultimate Decryption (Part 1)

He Ming got up from the bed, got dressed, and sat down on a desk that looked like a giant. There were a lot of messy things on the desk, from super artifacts to half-eaten potatoes that were not removed by the cleaning robot for some reason. He picked up a round crystal water fountain to water the stone lotus bonsai among a large number of sundries. This is a very precious bonsai. Although it is only the size of a watermelon, it is full of tranquil elements. There are more serene elements and beautiful fragrance of lotus, so it is named stone lotus.

The background is astonishing, and it is a treasure in today's relevant auction venues.

There are other bonsai, all of which are top art bonsai from a prosperous art universe, but now they have become "huge mansions" of a group of finger-sized or ant-sized small beings.

Those little creatures were still sleeping in the current morning, and when they saw the "heavy rain" pouring down, they were woken up and hid in hiding, in a mess. Finally, they saw He Ming, who was definitely a giant in their eyes, watering them. After confirming that it was He Ming and not the fat masters, they immediately cursed unceremoniously.

These ants, or forest warriors, or small spiritual creatures, are not simple in short. First of all, they are very expensive, and then they belong to the standard higher race, because their innate conditions are very good. Ants have the muscle form of ants , Especially awesome, the size of a finger is almost equal to the strength of an elephant on earth, so one can imagine how fast and convenient it is to develop, but having the power of an elephant is as small as an insect.

In other words, it is at the top level in the biological chain, and there are no natural enemies.

Because physical strength is definitely not easy. Otherwise, it cannot have the force of the earth elephant.

It's a pity that these powerful and brave little creatures are just the former gifts of He Ming's fat boy and fat loli, and now they are pets, and now they eat extremely fat and sleep in all day long. And even more powerful, almost all of them are powerful god-level powers, because the life essence of powerful powers has also eaten a lot.

The "ingredients" are complicated, and look, when He Ming takes a closer look, he can see lines of laser words will emerge, explaining whose pet it is.

Then there is character, appetite and hobbies. State of mind, what are you doing now?

Of course, this is also visible. This kind of little creature is not intelligent life, because such a small size means that the brain is small, and it is difficult to develop intelligent life, even though it is a higher race. But not higher intelligent life. That's why she can become the pet of Fatty Lolita, otherwise she can only be a "friend".

"Give me an ice cream." He Ming ignored these bastards occupying his bonsai. It was too normal. He threw away the watering device after watering. Anyway, he didn't worry about his watering. Proof that this is my own bonsai and I will water it for you.

Although this level of

Corresponding maintenance must be operated by a dedicated master of the universe—well. Relevant art lovers will single out brother abs again after seeing this scene! Brother Abs, you are desecrating art, and when are you going to desecrate art!

Now this study is the study of plants. There is a cave-like exit where there is a big bed behind He Ming. The exit is a very dense forest area. He Ming can breathe the best fresh air just now when he was sleeping. Even on the floor, there are a lot of beautiful and powerful plants like morning glory. He Ming threw away the sprinkler and put his feet on the very huge desk. Some plants came to flatter him. They were tied up like murder. Abdominal muscle brother, but then like a flattering, automatic massage, and even take the initiative to take the huge ice cream handed by the robot to offer to the abdominal muscle brother, the fly in the ointment is that some young plants that are also abnormally fat take the opportunity to steal food to see the taste , and finally reveal various humanized expressions made through flowers.

These sycophants, the plant sycophants that can be mixed in the Infinity Baby heavy ground are by no means simple, intelligent beings below super strength will die particularly ugly if they single out a plant, or the ugliest death is the only result.

He Ming ate a pure milk ice cream and then drank water in big gulps. After being satisfied, he nodded and smiled: "Okay, let our friends come in."

The door opened automatically, and immediately a group of secretaries led by Chen Ziqi came in. They were still very beautiful beauties in brand-new government attire.

"Snapped"!

"Hi sir!" After they saluted, He Ming still sat on the chair and looked at them, with a more obvious smile on his face, but this is the smile of the film king, and then he sipped water and said: "Welcome, friends Ladies and gentlemen, what is the matter? I just woke up and I am very busy, but this is to serve the people and recharge my batteries, taking a step back for greater progress, so there is no complaint or shame.”

The corners of Chen Ziqi's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself: Brother Abs, who doesn't know that you have been traveling with your wives all summer? There are all kinds of loving photos all over the world. And look at your battered look, have you not slept for many days? Really sleep.

Chen Ziqi immediately smiled and said, "Chief, you have worked really hard, but we have some important matters to ask for your instructions."

"But it's okay to say. My governing creed is: Tolerance is a virtue. Give the work to the subordinates. I patted her on the shoulder and said: The people believe in you, and I believe in you even more." He Ming stroked his powerful plants, and they became more enthusiastic Respond to him, but occasionally he refuses to touch his indecent part and the animal on his ass with energy flow.

Chen Ziqi and other secretaries just laughed because they thought the leader was telling a joke again, and then watching the funny scene, Chen Ziqi thought for a while and said straight to the point: "Now our earth and human beings have entered a new era, the central government, the highest management institution, the Earth Management Bureau Wait, have we been reminded many times that we have thoroughly developed the human world on Earth? Many secrecy tasks are becoming more and more difficult, because the Earth Management Bureau cannot grasp the confidential content of the entire universe. For example, when humans on Earth travel to other places, they may encounter special Whistleblowers: Ancestors who pay for them."

It’s true that I haven’t slept for more than ten days, and the summer is over, with a wife for a week, the trip is finally over, and He Ming, who finally went home and hid in the study to sleep, was very surprised: “What? Wait. You don’t have to repeat it. My It means that it is now open? It is completely open? Why. The real reason should not be the secrecy work?"

Chen Ziqi kept a delicate and charming smile and said: "As expected of the chief, I can't hide anything from you. There are complicated explanations for things, but there are also very simple explanations. The chief must like simple explanations, right? That's the economic crisis. If you don't open up According to the more crazy consumption in the era of selling super artifacts, the human beings on the earth will soon become paupers. At that time, our countries will also have economic crises, so it is time to announce the final secret and guide us on the earth to a more normal path. The trajectory of life can't be squandered like this."

He Ming lifted some plants and put his feet down. However, the whole person still seemed to be lying on the desk without bones, and tapped his fingers on the desk. A real super-intelligent light flashed in his eyes. This was because he used a brain cell or something to think about it. Said: "It's not the real reason, then it should be that the ancestors of human beings on earth finally demanded a big payment. Everything should be faced and unveiled. Otherwise, there will really be an economic crisis."

"Chief, you are too wise and powerful. You hit the nail on the head!" Chen Ziqi immediately offered another little flattery.

He Ming thought about turning on the light curtain to see what Huade Liu was about to prepare. Immediately made up his mind and said: "Okay, it's time, it's time for the final... Brother Abdominal's declassification time. Hua Deliu will help me arrange it. All historical celebrities must be invited, and if they don't come, they will be kidnapped—just kidding Well, let’s use a touching appearance fee. If you don’t come, you will have no money. And then it’s better to arrange some touching and emotional scenes. Because of the rich emotions and romantic feelings, we will make the country more prosperous and build on the past!”

He Ming stood up. The plants all retreated to one side, and he began to move as if singing an opera. Said in the mouth: "Dangdang, it is said that Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang went to Maicheng, a snowy night, a hero's blood, and the old man was at a loss. There is a poem that says: The red rabbit rises up to the last courage, the veteran holds on, the Qinglong sword!"

The speed of Brother Abs, the efficiency of Hua Deliu, the world of the protagonists in the era of economic miracles in the universe that was invincible that afternoon, almost most of the information about the human world on Earth, especially the light curtains at the wedding and the light curtains in the three major virtual games Forced to appear, there was a dead darkness above, and suddenly there were people, and countless human beings on earth became nervous, fuck, what's going on?

A few seconds later, the world gradually brightened up. First of all, it was a relatively large scene, and then it could be seen that it should be under the sky, because there was a lot of air flowing, forming a wonderful natural environment of dark flowing wind aesthetics. Finally, there was a A very large chair, because the person sitting on this chair is a small person in terms of physique compared to the fat O'Neill of the human world on earth in the past.

The reason why I say fat O'Neill is because no matter how developed the muscles of ordinary human beings are, compared with the muscles of this person or any superman, they are fat. They are very loose and weak. .

Immediately countless human beings on earth were extremely happy, and their eyes glowed, mainly their cosmic beauties wives, usually a large group of wives, such as one hundred cosmic beauties wives who hang on the earth, and two hundred who have not yet officially taken over More beautiful girlfriends, mistresses, goddaughters, and confidant lovers are even more excited, and the famous service to the people is coming again!

Because the one on the chair, the person who put on chicken soup for the soul to demonstrate the face of the master is the abs brother, He Ming.

He even wore a more formal suit for the first time, but friend, friend, oh, brother abs, abs, please be more serious, please? Do you still think that wearing a high-end suit is the era of getting ahead and winning in life?

Now any grooming that takes some time, the simplest procedure also includes more than 10 million procedures. For example, the hair needs 1 million procedures for maintenance. Among them, more than 10,000 kinds of various minerals and top hair conditioners are used first. Huge universe super-grade hair products, the most advanced in-depth energy maintenance potion, and so on, a set, to ensure that a galaxy-sized mess of hair can also be gentle and moving.

And look at the abs brother, spraying some hair glue is already extraordinarily dressed up...

It doesn't matter, no one cares, the main thing is that his ab muscle brother is fine, and what will the ab muscle brother do? Is there any need to talk about this scene at this time?

Serve the people!

Hey, serve the people!

By the way, it is worth mentioning that first of all, Chinese hanging silk is the most popular, because the beauty of the universe must know it very clearly. You must understand that the most important thing is to be willing to "love" yourself unconditionally, and love yourself with money. Others, even earth humans still don't think about it, because can't you climb into the bed of other cosmic millionaires? It's not difficult, but people won't "love" you, they will spend countless money on you in an instant! Love you with all my heart and soul!

Parents can go away, I only love you as my wife!

Therefore, it is generally the best choice for Chinese hanging silk to meet the conditions of love.

Then, the Chinese hanging silk is also in trouble. Or a famous saying, there is no perfect, and there is no perfect carbon-based monkey on the earth.

voila. So there are more and more new ladies in Chinese Diaosi. Although there are many new ladies, the more beautiful super beauties in other universes are willing to invest even though they do not have a beautiful life era, as long as they are Chinese Diaosi. The Chinese hanging silk on the earth is the best. The best future yet.

Lo and behold, serving the people, here we go again.

But they, theirs, all laughed too early.

Sure enough, when He Ming mentioned someone, Superman dreamed of it, especially if he had too many wives. There are more wives who are not in the upper ranks, but I am a beautiful life. All the goods in the era of life are gone, and it is certainly impossible to have Chinese hanging silk with private money. Dreamer's famous opening speech:

"Gentlemen, ladies and children, the sun is shining, the water is flowing gently, and the wind is flying unruly. What a beautiful day! I can only say this, because you who are scattered all over the universe are no longer suitable for the time of the earth. Good morning or good evening greetings."

In fact, at the very beginning, He Ming still made mistakes that no one pointed out and no one dared to point out, because the speeches of other big figures are usually put in front of the husband by the lady. But that's beside the point, just as the abs dude joke that isn't funny at all is bullshit. But the important thing is that it was all said by Brother Abab himself, and it is the "live broadcast" that you understand at this moment, and it will never be modified.

So touching and touching, it is a classic!

In the eyes of countless expectations, He Ming put on a heavy expression, but anyone with experience must know that this is the light before darkness, or a comedy chicken soup for the soul pretending to be tragic, and he must not be an idiot when he said it, so immediately Some of the most ominous words that humans on earth do not want to hear come:

"What a wonderful time this is, I congratulate you, but this is what we humans on earth deserve, because we, our ancestors, from primitive to civilized times, once struggled to survive on a backward, primitive, and uncivilized earth , through the vast primitive years, through the rapid development of civilization because of intelligence, to the 21st century, to the current cosmic era. This is our era, and it is also the era of all cosmic people."

"However... please allow me to express a dumbfounding expression. Because what I am going to say, it is really a bit, 'Sorrow flows against the river, but you cry too early, so it is a comedy ending, friends!'" After finishing this In a word, when many earthlings and countless cosmic beings started to take the bait, and instantly thought about how brother abs would express this expression, He Ming grinned lewdly, which was really speechless.

But when he immediately became serious, many people, including countless cosmic beings, finally realized that they almost burst out laughing. It was really a change of face at the speed of light.

Just watching He Ming's fat boys and girls who love to perform, they opened their mouths wide in shock, their saliva flowed happily, and the extremely beautiful big eyes in their fat eye sockets are so enviable.

Still sitting on the chair, He Ming held his huge, flowing, indestructible and infinitely mighty fist and put on a determined expression on his mouth, saying:

"Restrain some of my own emotions, because I have a sudden, uncontrollable excitement! It turns out, it turns out that our human world on earth is a testing ground for a powerful civilization. For the latest intelligent life, we have gone through hard times, and then in eternal life Real life is cherished in society.”

"As for us, we human beings on Earth are just created carbon and water-based life...Of course, don't believe in the theory of evolution, friends who don't have such a fast evolution rate. Of course, it is very good to be called carbon-based human beings, The indecent words are carbon-based monkeys. This is not the point, the point is-so we are in a world of testing grounds under a strong, kind, and beautiful civilization, so everything that happens is like the world of Truman, Truman The beautiful life, all did not get a real result, such as death. That is to say..."

He Ming stood up from the chair and immediately knelt down on one knee to make a move that immediately became popular, including his fat boy and fat loli. Anyway, the children liked it very much: "So, those great heroes and celebrities in history , the heroes who built the foundation of our 21st century. And the ancestors who built us, each and every one of them, are still alive, in the real world! Zanya!"

The gesture becomes the celebratory pattern known to everyone who raises his hands aloft to make scissorhands.

"..." Smecta netizens are generally a little confused, or simply can't accept that their ancestors are still alive? Oh, are those real smecta-history craps still alive?

"What?" Japanese netizens generally expressed their high-minded, Japanese-style confused thoughts.

"I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it..." This is a common smart Chinese netizen.

"Don't believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it." This is common wisdom among Chinese netizens.

"No!" This is a common smart Chinese netizen who is surrounded by a large number of cosmic beauties.

What about netizens in the Western world? Pretend to be a gentleman like the African netizens Xiaoxiao.

They haven't reacted yet. Or suspect that Brother Abs is telling a joke.

He Mingcai didn't care, he stood up and went on to the next step, only to see that he invented another expression that Babama must be learning: raise your head and close your eyes, don't look and leave your arrogant chin to the camera, it's very pretty The chest proves your domineering, you have to believe in my strength, but here comes the important point, the corners of the mouth or the lines of the corners of the mouth must be compassionate, that is, bend down, the closed eyes must contain affection, and then raise your hands flat and spread them out Placed on either side of the body, with the palms facing upwards, thus completing the scene of the saint.

Brother Abs' performance is classic.

After making such an expression, He Ming said: "Praise these, the beauty that will never disappear, the mistakes that can always be redeemed..."

He opened his eyes and switched to passion mode: "Because the stories that happened on the earth, love and hatred, lost youth and lost people, all can be redeemed. Now let my brother with abdominal muscles introduce to everyone, Heroes who spent those years on the earth, galloped freely, and eventually became hegemons, established a country, and created a great era."

"Or...the charming ladies we have yelled in street literature in those years. They and them are all here! All the celebrities and art masters are here. This is the golden moment of the human age, the great master of victory, It is the affectionate embrace of civilization, country, and individual!"

"Thank you for watching the next... Humans on Earth hosted by Brother Abs? The same song. One world, one dream."

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