Chapter 2192 Happy Reunion?

"Flowers once told me how you walked by."

"The earth knows every corner of your heart."

"Sweet dream, no one will miss it."

"It's finally ushered in today's happy gathering moment."

For this era, the famous old song of the same song is so old-fashioned because of the abs brother's preferences and choices at the moment. It is not surprising that it is sung today, but, God, women who sing don't Is it such an exaggeration?

I saw many historical beauties, famous beauties all over the world in human history, such as Cleopatra, the number one beauty in ancient Japan, Ono Komachi, and Eleanor, the mother of the Lionheart King, known as the most powerful, richest and most beautiful woman in the Middle Ages , Elizabeth I, the founder of the British Empire is also famous for her beauty, Helen, the stunning beauty of ancient Greece.

Then there are many great beauties in China, such as the Four Great Beauties, Xishi Diaochan, Wang Zhaojun and Yang Yuhuan, such as Hua Xiangrong, although they are women who have lost their feet, they have far more personality and bones than some princes and ministers.

Of course, Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede, the most beautiful in fact, are indispensable. Based on the appearance conditions in the first demon game, they are also great beauties in the 21st century. Like some famous beauties such as Cleopatra, you can only say that it is a pity , because no matter how beautiful the beauty is, she learns from the dressing techniques of the Japanese beauty Jing Gozen era and the Egyptian era, God!

Brother Abs is really amazing. He actually invites all the famous beauties, women who have left their reputation in history with their beauty, all of them to come and present the same song at this moment.

It also means that his "hosted program" time is coming to an end this time, and if you want to watch it, that's up to you. The related programs are the same as the Tianchao News Network, and they still exist now.

Although he only spent more than ten minutes in total, this is almost a live broadcast of a universe. It's a very mandatory live broadcast.

Although the countless beauties who have been processed by Brother Abs wear all kinds of clothes at that time, first of all, their physical beauty is very good, and then their clothes and makeup will never be ugly or low-level. Anyway, Brother Abs pays for it, so everything All top quality.

But that's it, those beauties are not worth mentioning in this era. Because Diaosi has seen too many beauties in the universe, usually his wife's lace underwear, etc., so it is not as interesting as famous heroes. For example, the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang are actually doing big business in the real world of "resurrection after death", etc. The business stories are very interesting - and they are fast, some real encyclopedia websites and the like, which will be updated soon in the "Earth Celebrities" column It was very funny to watch.

Don't think that Liu Guanzhang has deep friendship.

After death is also a good friend. That is about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is a street stall literature in the early Ming Dynasty, and the countless contents were only created by Luo Guanzhong at the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty. The reason why it is said to be fictional is too simple. Without the Internet, and with the information level of ancient people, it is possible to actually create a story more than 1,100 years ago? So Luo Guanzhong is really a Three Kingdoms traverser.

What's interesting is that because Liu Guanzhang is still Lu Bu, even Cao Cao, etc. became famous because of Luo Guanzhong's literary processing of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The economic benefits of celebrity are not just tenfold higher.

In addition, the characters who appeared in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, even the "villains" like Cao Cao, became good friends with the great director Luo Guanzhong. Therefore, historical celebrities in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms also sponsored Luo Guanzhong's continued creation. After all, this is the real "win-win".

And because of this, Luo Guanzhong got mixed up with the work of various great directors of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I believe it will appear in the human market on Earth soon, and it only needs a little money.

This kind of fame is very important, but there are also requirements. For example, Lu Bu and Diaochan, Lu Bu and Chitu are all a concept of combination. Lu Bu and Diaochan may not be very affectionate, but for the economic benefits of historical celebrities, they must not divorce. If the president of the United States dares to divorce in the era, the result will be miserable.

The Western world, Japan, and historical celebrities in Smecta are similar, or the result of having turned their faces. For example, the historical celebrities in Smecta still pretend to be aggressive in the real world. Some ordinary people in Smecta really can’t stand it. Do not pay the bill.

This is the tragedy of a famous historical figure in a small country who pretended too much.

During the same song, unreconciled Chinese netizens secretly scorned in the small group chat room: "The more you play, the more devoted you are, but I swear that I will never pay the bills of my ancestors or these historical celebrities. "

"Gongzhi come out soon, we really need you. What's wrong with this country? What's wrong with this system? Is this the ancestor worship of the ugly Chinese? But please don't send me so many bills, you know it's paper money Paying me is also quite a headache. And what is particularly ridiculous is that the brothers and sisters of the ancestors who are completely strangers, other uncles and uncles, what do you have to do with me? Are you still looking for me?"

Little Japanese netizens even publicly objected, "Ridiculous war criminals, as well as celebrities from the Warring States Period who have already made money, still want ordinary people who have struggled in the mortal world to pay you endless bills? It will never work." !"

Netizens of Smecta behaved similarly. The Western world and the two Americas and Africa are not filial sons and grandchildren. In short, looking at the whole world, everyone is just admiring at this moment, or they are starting to collectively vote for Brother Abs to hold a big draw for the return of the earth to the universe. Yes, people on earth have returned to the big family of the universe, so they need more "living expenses".

At the end of the same song, He Ming, the ab muscle brother, came out, and he made a very funny and super old-fashioned hosting style. I saw him walking, waving with a lot of emotional exaggeration today:

"Under the splendid star Han, the east of the world, the land of Asia. The Chinese nation takes root and develops here, enters a glorious age, and enters a heroic age. And at this moment, those who have deeply affected the human world in many eras are well-deserved true heroes All the true heroes, world leaders, and peerless beauties are here. Five stars come out of the east to benefit China, and there is a heroic spirit in the world!"

"Let's get up and give a warm welcome - can the applause from the friends in front of the TV continue to be louder?! The Great Emperor Series, Xuanyuan Tianzi. Shang Tang, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang. Li Shimin...great artist, Su Shi...great peerless Beauty series, ancient beautiful dancer, Diao Chan, ancient beautiful singer Yu Ji, ancient beautiful diplomat Wang Zhaojun...a great military strategist,"

It's funny. When introducing the names, He Ming's speech speed became extremely fast, as if he had said hundreds of names in the blink of an eye. It's really abs brother style!

The Chinese special session has officially started, with overwhelming historical celebrities, unparalleled humanities and arts, especially music. This is a so-called crystallization of the past dynasties of China. In fact, it is a song and dance music of a great music work in a high-level universe with extremely developed art and leading the multiverse. It starts with a tragic tone, and then steps into a cheerful rhythm, but in the end it turns into a calm like a song of the past... I think it’s okay , is still too weak, it wants to push a heavenly sound in this music in calmness, and then stops suddenly, indicating that the best moment is over. Wake up from the dream, and a better or unknown future. With reality, right here, right here, right now, right now.

Celebrities from all over the world also come up one after another, and together with Chinese celebrities, they serve a wonderful career called "winners in life, life and death, no, it should be able to kill on the earth and in the universe", this is the best career, even if you are killing people The demon king is full of vitality, and the demon king Shihu can also have a certain reputation. If you don’t see it, the various incomes from the copyright of the characters in the virtual game world on the earth will be very happy, which will never be available to "ordinary people" and "eternal audiences" .

This is the whole, real value of fame in the universe.

Fame and fortune are inseparable.

In this kind of music, it seems that the world's celebrities have finally successfully returned to the world, and all the stories of love and hatred have finally come to a successful conclusion. From then on, the past is the past, and the future is the future. The loser, because no one has failed, it's just that they were hacked to death or deflated in the test field.

Of course, the losers in the real world are extremely regrettable. Many celebrities in the range of human beings on the earth have "disappeared". Guys who didn't even come over even at the invitation of Brother Abdominal must have disappeared—if they could, their families and offspring would be willing to risk their lives to pretend.

For example, the ambitious Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty failed in his adventure... Now he is missing, and I am afraid he is dead, but it is probably an unsolved case, because now the human world on earth is completely unable to offend. If you kill the human overlord of the earth, the Chinese people The most well-known Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, really... Well, it can only be said that Liu Bang's Han Dynasty consortium lost a very important golden signboard.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is the seed player competing with Li Shimin for the position of the first emperor of the Chinese nation in the latest survey of Chinese superhuman society, but in fact, in terms of ability, Sui Wendi Yang Jian, Tian Khan Li Shimin and the like are almost omnipotent monsters The super emperors, especially Yang Jian, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty, are the great heroes of the Chinese nation, because he successfully revived the Han nationality and took the Chinese regime back from foreign nations!

This is the great hero among the Han nationality. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty relied on the overwhelming resources of his father and grandfather, as well as Wei Qing, Huo Qubing and other genius gods of war to defeat the Xiongnu. Holy man.

But there is no way, who makes people's appearance unique, and there are many fans of the past.

What now? There are very few, especially when there are fewer and fewer online trolls.

Next, He Ming, the greatest and greatest man who created countless eras, has become a "group photo" surrounded by countless winners in life. Then there appeared in the human world on Earth, including the Little Japan Apologetic Series...commodities, which were not low-quality and cheap goods sold on the basis of celebrity fame, and cheap goods could not appear in the human world on Earth, because unless they were "specially manufactured".

But most of the humans on earth don't catch a cold, what do you mean? star chasing? Ha, huh, I'm sorry, I'm chasing you from the stars, not you from the orangutan. Especially you from long-dead orangutans.

Various works of art are also relatively unknown, such as Su Shi’s Song Ci, there are a lot of masterpieces popping up, you can buy one for three, four, or five thousand yuan, or it’s like an album, you can’t spread it privately, otherwise it’s a pirated copy . Then under the original circumstances, especially under the original human cultural environment on earth, whoever does not buy will be left behind, and a few million yuan is fine. This is super awesome ancient "poetry"!

Is Song Ci ancient poetry? Who knows, illiterates don't care, I have low culture but I have hard fists. Don't bully me!

I'm a bully, don't play tricks on me!

However, the current situation is that long before Su Shi, there are real masters who specialize in Song Ci for the earth’s human market to release countless masterpieces, so I paid to see Su Shi’s Song Ci, God, you... well, I Admit that I am no longer low-level, so I can't appreciate the works of middle school students.

All kinds of modern art and entertainment are also not good, just like the traditional Chinese literature was beaten out by street stall literature. Traditional literature also thinks that this is a vulgar pornographic novel, so it should be severely cracked down and absolutely prohibited. But who the hell will ordinary people read your "elegant" works that have no fart content? Ordinary people don't even know about the Hundred Years of Solitude you stand on high mountains, movies? There are indeed many movie versions of One Hundred Years of Solitude, including the latest movie blockbuster, from Smecta style to African nigger style.

Oh. Niggas are kind of rude. So it's called African aborigines.

The reason why modern entertainment works are not popular is very simple. Humans on earth have long fallen in love with you from the stars, the real superstar in the universe. The art of the soul, art, art understand?

It's the voice, it's the soul. It's sounds of nature.

But there are exceptions, such as works created by big celebrities themselves. The live-action version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is sure to be very popular. At least there have been a large number of investors. This is the benefit of historical celebrities, the past events of the sacred earth, and many major events. They are the protagonists and villains.

In the past, blockbuster movies or TV dramas were no good, they were too bad, and the investment was at the current level, let alone technology.

Earth humans love "blockbusters." I don't like drama and truth.

The time went on for seven or eight minutes. Brother Abs took a lot of group photos, very fast group photos. At this moment, countless contents in the Internet world on the earth are finally in line with the earth world. It is also a large amount of time. Guarantees, especially the guarantees on the Internet have been revoked one after another. All the big secrets are no longer secrets, but the content you want to see. As far as the news and information world is concerned, the world of news and information is eating meat again. For example, the human world on earth is:

Super big reveal, we have been living in the world of Truman!

Sao Nian, do you come here often? Then you have to be careful! Because you are often peeked at!

The universe world is:

The earth world has finally returned to the cosmic world, and the second golden age of the cosmic economic miracle has arrived!

The story I have to tell Earth Business Opportunities!

Finally, we can legally, openly and conveniently provide all services to the earth humans!

At the same time, a large number of links have already been activated at this time. Let’s talk about historical celebrities first, just invite your descendants to come here, or have a meal with everyone, and then... the entire human world on earth is in chaos, although they still have their own various protection mechanisms, which were originally prepared Various mechanisms that are very safe, for example, if you are unwilling to accept changes, you can still live in the original Internet world without being disturbed.

But most of the situation now is that a large number of netizens, especially Chinese netizens, are stunned to find that their ancestors are so overwhelming. For example, when they log in to check the ancestral network of some websites, they are dumbfounded. Don't be kidding, okay? I am the only descendant of the ancestors of tens of thousands of people?

But there are also those who are extremely happy, such as my wife who died young, and I love her so much, I didn't expect to appear in front of me alive now, and she must be a beautiful woman, so what should happen continues to happen. And it's really the King of Superman version of the long-awaited victory of the newlyweds!

At this time, I have some troubles when I have a wife who is a beautiful woman from the universe. But that's all, because of love, so it doesn't matter. In fact, I have a cannon that never tires, who the hell am I afraid of?

Then some people are their own children, who left their own children due to illness and accidents, and now they appear like children, and they can only be moved to tears—this is the era when Superman is extremely difficult to give birth to!

It's like a child is arranged to enter the growth mode of a child after he dies. Especially for the human beings who are making a fortune in the era of Brother Abdominal, it is highly and meticulously maintained by the Earth Management Bureau, so children still think that their parents just disappeared for a few days, or they still live in exactly the same time, Parents and so on are just robots.

I don't know what happened, and I don't have any mental or physical maturity.

This must be done, otherwise the best time for parents and children to build a relationship will be lost.

At this moment, He Ming also started the next link, which is also the last link. He started the final whole-universe live broadcast with a sense of relaxation. This kind of live broadcast cannot continue for too long, otherwise it will definitely affect countless entertainments, so the picture is once again. After a change, He Ming appeared in a sunny valley, surrounded by extremely beautiful scenery, He Ming walked towards a row of houses in the valley, and after a while, there were a large number of very young people, men and women, They were all Chinese, and they ran out from the continuous houses in the valley to meet Brother Abs.

"Brother Abs, Brother Abs, we're right here!"

"Whoa, abs man! Whoa!"

"I couldn't believe it when I saw it on TV, but it's really the ab muscle brother who came to us!"

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)