Chapter 2193 A Stronger Version of the Debt Crisis (Part 1)
He Ming waved his hands to these ancestors who must be younger than him with an expression of how difficult it is to rejuvenate the country, and then continued his live broadcast:
"On this unforgettable day, we have too many stories, and there is only one sentence in a thousand words: one world, one dream."
His affectionate words immediately caused those people to imitate at the speed of light: "One world, one dream!"
They are really happy wives, what is overnight fame? The biggest and most unbelievable, instantly surpassing any cosmic superstar to strive for eternal fame? That's it!
He Ming continued: "And in front of the TV, have you ever thought of your ancestors? You used to miss so much, and you were so curious. Now, everything has a chance, and everything has come back. And now I want to invite What would a randomly selected Chinese family say to the offspring in front of the TV?"
Those ancestors of the yellow race were very young, and it could be seen that the economic situation was also very good. The ancestors started various expressions, and He Ming immediately jumped, and he came to a mansion that was bigger than a series of houses. And it is the classic Chinese red, a bit like the style of the Potala Palace. It is also based on how suffocating it is when it is shot with a large lens. It is also a huge mountain of color that immediately becomes a classic. From Red Mountain, Forest Mountain, From Snow Mountain, Montenegro to Gold Mountain, Silver Mountain, Gem Mountain, and huge golden pyramids can be seen everywhere.
He Ming continued to enter, and came to a suffocating huge black luxurious platform made of a whole block of marble, and a Chinese hanging silk hurriedly flew over to greet him. Behind China Diaosi were some beauties from the universe whose clothes were a bit messy. He couldn't believe them at once, but he knew it. Wow, overnight success!
Chinese Diaosi and his many wives surrounded He Ming, each more excited or intoxicated than the other. He Ming pretended to be a third-rate host and said, "You should have seen your ancestors just now? So what do you think about this? Are you particularly moved?"
Diaosi was stunned for a moment, then nodded again and again: "I'm super touched! It's great that the ancestors are alive! At least mom and dad don't have to bother me."
It was not easy for him to finish speaking, thanks to the fact that he is still the King of Superman's life force and has the appearance of Gong Ziyu, but after finishing speaking, he can still shrug his shoulders humorously.
So everyone can see that his real thought is: ancestors? hehe. Ancestral bills? I finally had a happy life. Don't mess with me!
He Ming immediately turned to the camera and said emotionally: "Have you seen it? Ordinary people's lives have also ushered in a great comeback, a great consummation. Let us continue the interview and see more touching and emotional things."
"Brother Abdominal, don't go!"
He Ming laughed too early.
Or there are people who always believe in the truth and speak the truth, or people who don't understand customs and Chinese implicit expressions. ass. White ass.
I saw He Ming randomly selected a white family. This time, the white ancestors asked the rich descendants to help them solve some bills, otherwise they would not be able to live.
"That's what they should change their over-consumption life!" The white man who also lived in a huge mansion was not polite at all, and expressed to He Ming and the camera what the vast majority of human beings on the planet immediately applauded: "Anyway I will not pay for those ancestors, it will make me bankrupt, I have very little money. Absolutely not, them. The greed of those strangers will never be satisfied!"
Then the white man Diaosi shamelessly smiled at He Ming: "Brother Abdominal, may I ask if there is a big draw? The big draw for the return of the earth to the universe! There should be! Serve the people!"
He speaks Mandarin very fluently. The expression is also his own, the shameless level of Chinese hanging silk.
He Ming miscalculated.
He did not bring moving, moving, and emotional links, but... the contradictions were made public.
Well then, He Ming used the last emotion to say: "Friends, thousands of words, thousands of words, but it's finally coming to an end, so don't waste everyone's time. Let us thank this world and this era, All the mistakes, all the thoughts, the people who are destroyed, the mountains and the seas, the lost youth, all can come back, and then, forever. Thank you, I love you, see you next time!"
He Ming has hidden merits and fame. The human beings on earth in this era are so beautiful because his voice is so beautiful, and his ability to contagious, etc., so many people have said the old saying a few times because of the abs brother: It is especially touching for those who lost their youth.
But actually? When I had the opportunity, didn't the school belle or the class belle not play with me and talk about life?
and then? Once thought "How many people have loved your youth, your beauty, hypocrisy or sincerity. Only I love your pilgrim-like heart."
In fact, "What you can't get is the eternal best."
And I actually do too, I fucking love your youth, your beauty, your youth when my ass in my stupid monkey hormonal state and a pair of buns not worth mentioning.
so?
He Ming shrugged: "Blame me."
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After returning home, He Ming felt a great sense of relief. He took off his boring coat, etc., and began to walk towards the beach, welcoming the life on the beach, while letting out a sigh of relief: "Ah, I am getting closer to my retirement life again. One step. I hope that people will live forever, and we will be together for thousands of miles. I am so fucking talented!"
He laughed too early again, because every one of his wives greeted him, even though it was the latest and last travel heroine, Sisi, and He Ming didn't know how many times he fed her during that romantic trip demand, and the result?
Looking at people's eyes like silk...it really says everything. Brother Abdominal couldn't help but look at the sky speechlessly, what's wrong with this world? Human beings, why do stupid monkeys have an estrus period every day!
Respect yourself!
If he had time to read some introductions to the basic life structure of carbon-based monkeys, he would be able to reduce his complaints about fate. Quite simply, carbon is... burning, burning with passion!
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In this way, the earth has ushered in a common era that is basically consistent with the universe. Countless "ultimate secrets" were kept secret in the past, but now they are deciphered, and it is a thousand times to ten thousand times stimulated by money. But fortunately, the autonomy of any intelligent life will be protected, except in the regime of evil forces and the world of money worship. For example, many superman monkeys on the earth watch some entertainment content provided by the black market every day without rights, real, violent, and bloody.
Already a daily must-see.
A must-see in the virtual world.
reason? Super no need to explain!
It's unimaginably perfect and exciting. Touching, such as Prison Speed, the blockbuster movie on earth. The blockbuster movies of the latest era are simply super weak compared to other black market works!
Some of the protagonists of blockbuster movies in the black market, I absolutely do not know that they are the protagonists but unlucky ghosts, and the prisoners have various stories. All kinds of dog blood, but it is very exciting to change it in a real live broadcast situation. It is particularly immersive, because you don't know how this idiot will behave, whether he will play himself to death, and his competitors are all kinds of cosmic races, real masters, or powerful characters, such as "mountain giants" One category, itself is a rock roller. hard to fight.
The runway is beyond the imagination of human beings on earth every time. To describe it in one sentence: the road of madness, the road of hormones. The Road of Blood.
and then? It is a pity that except for a very few people, everyone has become indifferent to the ultimate secret and so on. This is also the so-called era when the conditions are ripe. What's more, this is an era when the real physical and mental state and every detail are superhuman. It is Nietzsche's weak superman theory on the earth, which also shows that superman has no morals, and superman is power, power, and law.
In other words, the bloody things of carbon-based monkeys cannot happen to Superman. This situation is equivalent to a very simple metaphor: human beings will not learn from dogs, but also learn how dogs eat shit. This is a violation of their own status, body, and wisdom. idiotic behavior.
So you're Superman pretending to be carbon-based monkey blood then that's hilarious.
But it doesn’t mean that Superman no longer doesn’t gossip, mother-in-law and so on. On the contrary, because he is already a superman, all kinds of gossip, mother-in-law and mother’s level are also superhuman level, and this is personality, hobbies, habits and not wisdom.
It's just that you don't want to fool Superman, he can instantly come up with the solution of the ultimate philosophy with elementary school culture.
In the end, some problems appeared intermittently. To put it bluntly, it is still a debt crisis. For example, in the old days, some Chinese public figures complained all day long that the Chinese government was about to collapse, and local governments were in debts of tens of trillions, but they all selectively ignored the debt of the United States. It's just tens of billions, and it ignores the debt situation of Little Japan and the European pig countries.
But the problem must be solved. The reality is not something you can evade by bragging about university knowledge. So the current mainstream solution to this kind of private debt is also the hype of the earth’s human beings. It is suggested that the ancestors of human beings on the earth take advantage of this best time to sell their property, and take a breather for a while with excessive consumption, investment and a lot of property, and then? Go on living like a poor man.
It means returning to the original state by oneself, repaying debts and living by oneself. Maybe I will help a little bit.
The beneficiary behind another mainstream statement, the ancestors of humans on earth, generally ordinary people, are really going crazy. What do you mean, if I knew it, I would shoot your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa... on the wall, The waters of the Han and Song dynasties have gone! There will be no bloodless bastard like you!
The strategy of the ancestors failed very much, because various protection mechanisms first explained the various debt problems of the ancestors, which was so serious that you did not spend a lot of money. It’s best not to pay the whole bill. This kind of bill cannot be bought out, just like the goods can’t be bought, and the abs brother is the same.
Time passed, autumn gradually passed, and the debt crisis became more and more serious. But at this time, the last straw, oh, the life-saving ocean of wealth, it is said that the marriage between Brother Abdominal and the other two mistresses will be postponed to 2020, because The main marriages of the Abdominal Brother family are endlessly long, and the most important position will only be reliable in 2020. The other two mistresses don't mind taking the opportunity to do favors, and they are not pregnant anyway, and so on. All the brides who took advantage of the opportunity were pregnant.
All kinds of high technology, under the treasure. Many members of the abs family still have ways to make it possible for women to conceive. Ordinary supermen also have a good chance of conceiving with high technology and so on. Otherwise, how can the first generation of abs brothers be so easy to conceive successfully?
On to the tail of winter. Brother Abs is getting lazy every day, and the Spring Festival is not far away, and all kinds of conflicts are finally out of control. The reason is very simple. Countless banks and financial institutions are also celebrating the New Year!
Bank now. Countless financial institutions regard the most important New Year of the earth, the Chinese people, etc. as their own, and it is also the end of the universe year. In this way, we can provide the best service for the youngest and most powerful capital in the universe, and also allow ourselves to make better use of the power of the huge capital in the universe. Otherwise, it will be Chinese New Year and you will have problems if you are still in the fucking year. During the Chinese New Year, you have to calculate all kinds of income and expenditure during the New Year, which will definitely make the earth's human beings unhappy.
The debt crisis of the human ancestors on the earth is stuck on this last "wanted" date. Banks, etc., etc. If they find that there is no way to solve it, they will forcefully enter bankruptcy mode. You can’t wait, otherwise you’re an idiot. Although you are serving in the world of human beings on earth, you still can’t learn the style of human beings on earth, the life of monkeys, financial management, etc., otherwise you will die super fast.
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A cute and plump fat baby "Bao Bao" lay on He Ming's chest and slept late in the morning, with his fat face. Super pink and tender lips, perfect facial features are especially cute. It made his old man He Ming feel very happy.
He Ming is enjoying the top-level dense forest in the bedroom garden, and now a peak of all kinds of huge and good things has finally arrived, so he regards his homeland as a site for various top-level plants and living plants, so his The private galaxy is also starting to move, preparing to enter a huge environment suitable for development, because countless super-big life plants and so on, almost turn the Abdomos galaxy into a super forest universe.
As for He Ming, he got a particularly fresh air, and then what? That's all. Oh, and any piece of land the size of a toilet in his galaxy can be sold at the price of the most prosperous solar system in the earth's human territory.
This is a super life planet with countless good things.
In fact, the various super life plants on the planet where He Ming's family is located are not exaggerated, because the children's happiness must also be considered. Unless the children want it, the sky is also surrounded by plants. The Babel tree can go to the universe, and even countless mysterious areas, because these super plants themselves have various cosmic-level supernatural abilities, otherwise they cannot absorb various energies, abilities, and good things in the multiverse, and of course attract related superpowers hunter.
Commonly known as the Multiverse Celestial Lumberjack.
It's a pity that the related super-power hunter, the lumberjack really wanted to come and make a fortune, but he died super fast instead-cutting the property of Brother Abdominal?
Ignoring a lot of fat, stupid pets all over the floor, He Ming took the time to read the morning news. The debt crisis from the earth to the universe was very hot all of a sudden, but He Ming was still countless economists or software, but the program I am even more optimistic about the era of the cosmic economic miracle, because the hype of countless media is to scare off the guys who want to eat meat. If you look closely, these debt crises are at most private situations, and there are various situations, not the overall situation of the cosmic economic miracle. , and on the contrary, under the principles of fair and true reporting, the most valuable possessions of these debtors are coveted.
Those properties are just a part of the economic miracle of the universe, mainly planets, there are many customers, the industries of human customers on earth, for example, a human being on earth has one hundred luxury planets, and each luxury planet has 100,000 golf courses , there were only more than 30,000 people on the earth.
Even if these golf courses are maintained by robots, they must be handed over to relevant companies for their services. Buying the relevant maintenance robots by yourself will make you lose even more, because those companies provide better and cheaper services.
These services are customers, a stable source of money, and you only need to win customers, or even become a rich man who changes hands to make money.
Some ancestors of human beings on earth scooped up such a few pieces of fly meat.
It is very interesting for He Ming to look at the debt crisis in detail. The new debt crisis is almost all related to him.
There are mainly two types of people. The first type is the ancestors of humans on Earth. The reason is very simple. After seeing the prosperity of humans on Earth, all kinds of banks posted upside down at the beginning. You can apply for high-value credit at will. Please spend as much money as you want, because you Their time has come.
It has nothing to do with anything, it's just a magic of money, even banks with those banks back in the day would lend money because that's how banks make money, you can't let the fat go, even though the fat Meat can be risky, but making a lot of money is itself risky.
The ancestors of human beings on the earth were killed by the bank. You must know that a person, a mortal, a carbon-based monkey suddenly obtained such a huge amount of wealth, and the future that can be used can continue to win successfully at the starting line with just a little investment—humans on earth get Such a huge amount of cash can be used casually to be a millionaire.
In fact, a large number of humans on earth have succeeded. After all, the bank is still an investor entrusted by itself and will never fail easily.
But the problem is that the consumption of human beings on the earth is also very astonishing. Could it be that if they don't know how to spend money, they will automatically come to the door with countless dog legs?
The second type of people is much more funny. It is the "cosmic people" in the overall concept. They have almost the same reasons as the earth humans. They also get rich quickly, then lose control, and finally fall into the abyss again.
The difference is that it's more complicated and crazier.
Especially those who were heavily in debt, the original debt was staggering, and the abdominal muscle brother finally entered after serving the people of the universe... He Ming read a lot of headlines and shook his head again and again, pounce on the street boy.
ps: The second update. (To be continued..)