Chapter 2189 Ultimate Decryption (Part 2)

On the indescribably large ratings information carrier, He Ming walked in a vast expanse of blue ocean, then turned his head and turned to the camera and said in a deep tone:

"Next, we will welcome an equally great civilization. He is a great empire in history, ruling the intersection of Asia, Europe and Africa, and a great empire on three continents. The territory includes the heart of the world island in the old era, the Balkan Peninsula and so on. He is the end of the Silk Road. He is the Ottoman Empire. The overlord of the great powers in the long river of history, the Neo-Byzantine Empire that occupies an important position in the ancient civilization world of mankind."

"This is also the Ottoman of our human world, the great Ottoman Empire. There are as many representatives as there are stars in the sky. Among them are Suleiman the Great, the Legislator, the wise emperor of the ignorant and bloody age. And every Sultan , and the famous Queen Suleiman Suleiman Sultan. There are also invincible strongmen in the age of discovery, mythical figures in the pirate industry, Barbarossa, and the red bearded brothers."

"The Ottoman special is here, pay tribute to the great sultans, powerful pirates, and great 'infidels'! Can the applause in front of the TV be more intense?! Don't think we can't hear it."

He Ming waved his hand back, and Suleiman the Great took the lead, wearing a Sudan suit with the latest technology and clothing materials at that time. He did not have the mental outlook of a monkey ruler in the Middle Ages, mainly because he was two meters tall and strong. Physique, noble face, superman's eyes sparkle with wisdom, superman with perseverance - all the celebrities in today's world, He Ming, have been "processed" in advance. He is a perfectionist.

Suleiman the Great spoke as the most famous representative of the Ottoman Empire, and he slowly said to the camera:

"The Ottoman Empire has become a thing of the past, but this spirit will not be smoothed out, and this spirit will always be in the hearts of every descendant of the Ottoman Empire, forever. Now we have returned, and we will rebuild ours in the age of the universe. Brilliant. Vote for us if you will, we swear we will give all our work till the blood, sweat, tears. Allah is great!"

Suleiman the Magnificent is still the emperor and king of any sultan, and He Ming standing on the side is the person who came to host the show. Oh, this host can be seen as the host of an agricultural program.

"Bless you all." Leaving behind the third-rate poor host's smirk, He Ming jumped into a world of South American scenery, facing the blue sky and white clouds, filled with seabirds. He opened his hands like Jesus Christ and said affectionately:

"They have already come, the kingdoms and empires in the mysterious New World, from the Mayans to the Inca Empire, how many great heroes and heroes have appeared in our human sky, mysterious and moving stories. Now these heroes, moving stories, the New World The peerless beauties, the elites of the two ancient Americas, wild, passionate, mysterious, all appeared. Our human world on earth can continue this mysterious and beautiful story.”

Don't look at He Ming's boasting very loudly.

In fact, if you put the two Americas together in history, you will know that there is really no way to compare them. How can they be compared? All the "celebrities" in the two Americas in history are less than one-tenth of the "celebrities" in any one province of China.

The appearance of South American celebrities is still very good. After all, they are historical celebrities who have just been processed by He Ming. In other words, historical celebrities can stand out in the ancient world where once a stupid and bloody cold would die. The various conditions are naturally excellent. up.

The two American celebrities are also trying their best to express themselves. Their clothes are very suitable for expression, and they have the style of primitive people, but the style of primitive people is at the level of top fashion masters-clothes. Grooming, everything is at the top level that Abs has to offer.

Including the collective roar of the Indians: "Take back our land, we will return to the United States again, Americans, be careful! Our axes are already extremely hungry."

"Hahaha~" American netizens almost laughed. idiot.

Chinese netizens immediately had an excuse: Look, isn't it too fake? A third-rate actor, right? And there are many cases like this, it seems that historical celebrities are like third-rate actors who want to come to earth to become politicians. In the era of highly machine-managed, he still wants to be a politician. Brother Abs, can you fake it a little more? "

The camera changed immediately, and He Ming stood in a huge road. In front of the wooden sailboat that became famous overnight and immediately received a large number of orders for related goods, he opened his hands again and said:

"People's dreams, the tide of the times, and the will to inherit from generation to generation. This is unstoppable. I am the man who is going to be the One Piece! Well, the reality is that the sea under the sky once waited for this country, and he is Spain, a nautical empire, is full of wildness, ambition, and great courage to go to the mysterious world. With these conditions, the superpower in the human world debuted for the first time, and human history finally entered a new era. He is In the Age of Discovery, he was the Great Spanish Nautical Empire—to put it in a low voice, it was to destroy the mysterious and always charming Inca Empire and other protagonists above it.”

"The Spanish Empire has the same glorious history, including the great painter Picasso, the great empress, Isabel I of Spain, who transformed Spain from a small European country into a world hegemony, and the well-deserved empress who sponsored Columbus's expedition to explore the world. The Spanish special session is at Here, the Spanish nautical empire: the dream of sailing, about the courage of human beings, and the never-ending fighting spirit."

The Spanish special session debuted, and the response in Guo Bang's Spanish Empire was astonishing. Many Spanish superhuman wastes looked at themselves and those Spanish heroes who ruled the world with mortal bodies, and were immediately moved to a mess.

Looking at Brother Abs with tears in his eyes, He Ming made a very emotional expression again. Unfortunately, why don't you always cry at critical moments? Are all crocodile level tears gone?

Next, He Ming took advantage of the opportunity to introduce the sailing session. Portugal, which also dominates the sea, and the sea coachman "Holland", modern people, especially those fools who do not study hard all day and love public rumors are leading prophecies, will not understand those small European countries. , how awesome it was once to the level of invincibility, it can be said that it was the little America back then.

The little America of that year, that month, that day.

What Lao Tzu fancy is Lao Tzu's!

Seeing He Ming getting excited again, it’s not that his own civilization has finally appeared. It’s not possible now. Everyone knows that China, the ancient overlord, and the most powerful civilization in the ancient world would be too fake if it wasn’t placed at the end. . It seems that the reason why Brother Abdominal took out the United States first is that there is a possibility that the brainless fan is a high-level black, so in the end, for his own motherland, the ancient world's heavenly kingdom, the real world Roman Empire, it must be released. Blow it in the back.

"A super great country in the ancient world came out. Who is he? Charlemagne, the father of Europe once asked, who is he? No one dares to fart from Europe to the whole world. Who is he? The world of human civilization, oh , Most of the time in the European world needs to pay special attention to this powerful feudal dynasty. Who is he? In human history, he is one of the few people who can be called romantic like a poet, like "passionate". Like a kingdom of warriors and brave kings. The thousand-year-old European king of France comes to us. He pays tribute to us with a romance that transcends loneliness and immortality."

"He is France, the romantic soul of mankind, the pride of mankind, and the free spirit of mankind. He gave birth to the real capitalist power and finally waged war on the cruel and corrupt old age and the medieval feudal power that ruled Europe for a thousand years. The end of the Armageddon The French Revolution. He was the sponsor of the United States, the superpower that created mankind from the 20th century to the early 21st century. He was the protector of Europe in the old days, and the country favored by God in Europe's unique secular world. He is brave, romantic, and free France."

"France is here! I want to praise from the bottom of my heart, the true spirit of freedom has come! There are so many historical celebrities, such as our hero Napoleon. Joan of Arc, Charlemagne, King of Mathematics René ? Descartes, one of Newton's giant shoulders. And our Chopin, the old song of the king Jay, forgive me for having a good memory, the Chopin who plays Chopin's Nocturne for you. Of course I will say that his new works are even more Countless. And all of them are super awesome. And Alexandre Dumas, Hugo... I love France, France is the pearl of the human world, but it is a pity that under the money conspiracy of capitalism, some civilizations have been attacked, invaded, and enslaved. Don’t do it Good aggression, colonial act."

In the colonial era, France or other powers did a lot of cruel things. For example, in Vietnam under the French colonization, the people were dying, which caused many French people to return to the real world early in the big revenge storm at the beginning of the Abdominal era. .

He still can't please everyone. For example, when he flatters the French, the Vietnamese are very upset. In the eyes of the Vietnamese, He Ming’s behavior is called “washing the ground”, but he doesn’t care, I’m not a slut but I must be a slut, what is a slut? Must be a cheap guy.

The French made their special debut. In this prosperous palace, Napoleon, Charlemagne, Joan of Arc, etc., etc., the most famous people are generally the most famous people in the mind of Abdominal, so take the lead, Walk in the most conspicuous place.

It’s just that Napoleon or the dwarf Peeping and other celebrities are all tall and strong, with an exceptionally tall and strong image. It seems that once the shorts have the opportunity to change their height, they are tall and strong in the superior world.

And all kinds of well-dressed images come from the temperament of an overlord or a famous artist, which is still very good.

St. Joan of Arc is also the standard big beauty image of this era. Because of personality problems, people may not want to take the opportunity to take the lead, but they certainly cannot refuse the appearance fee of Brother Abs. Just kidding, you reject Brother Abs now, countless banks If you want to refuse you, a fool, and continue to borrow money, I will still serve you.

The tall and vigorous version of Napoleon is a strong and powerful force for success. He Ming’s evaluation is above the advanced supreme level, and he has a very strong expression of passion. He said to the camera first: "I am Napoleon? Bonaparte, the one you know Bonaparte from Corsica. I’m back now, back to your third-rate country, France. I want to revitalize France greatly. If France says no, France is no longer the dog leg of the United States, and France is no longer a muddy Europe Poor bastards who are losing their sense of existence more and more! France will become a powerful country in the eternal human society as Brother Ababs said, and it will be the main force to protect the human world in this era and forever in the future!"

"So please vote for me and let me be president. I, Napoleon Bonaparte, will not let you down."

"Thank you to our Napoleon the Great, and bless him and every Frenchman in front of the TV."

He Ming jumped again, this time he walked into the sun, this is a small square with no people at the end of the street, facing the ocean, surrounded by a calm town, there is a flag in the small garden in the center of the square , above is... the Mi Ziqi.

The moving English music sounded, and He Ming sat on the square seat under the Mi Ziqi flag. Immediately, the filming crew created a wonderful environment, and after a while, Brother Abs said emotionally like an actor in a second-rate historical drama: " In Europe, there is another great country, whose territory is unprecedented in the human world, second only to the British Empire of the Red Union in the new era of the 21st century. Oh, the British Empire! Ours, the human world, is domineering Yes, the British Empire that beat the shit out of America. The protector of the world, the great, immortal, almost omnipotent British Empire."

"The British Empire is a kind of spirit, it is the will of the strong, it is a symbol of strength, it is destined to be king, it is destined to be domineering, and it is also destined to lead the world. Therefore, it defeated the Spanish Empire with the weak and the strong, so it saved the ravages of Europe many times. About to expand its power to the world - the next protagonist, Germany, and the previous protagonist, Napoleon's France. The barbaric physique, heroic courage, capitalism and capitalist technological revolution of the British Empire have an unprecedented and far-reaching impact on the world, the British Empire It is the pioneer of human civilization, the symbol of human power, and the glory that belongs to the British and belongs to the human world forever in history."

"Let's invite our British celebrities, King Arthur who pulled out the sword in the stone, the legendary king. One of the symbols of the British Empire, Viscount Nelson. The emperor of the peak era of the British Empire, the emperor of India to one-fifth of the human land world, Queen Victoria .Alfred the Great, the founder of England, the predecessor of the British Empire. The founder of the British Empire, Elizabeth I."

"In the humanities and arts, there is Shakespeare that must always be mentioned-whisper it, although I can't read his works. There is Sir Newton, the mind monster of the human world. Sir Alexander Fleming , the inventor of penicillin. Alan Turing, one of the founders of the theory of computers, a necessity in the otaku era.

After He Ming finished speaking, there were suddenly more pedestrians in the square like a small town, but the "pedestrians" were wearing costumes of different eras, and they belonged to the most elite people in the British world.

All the images are amazing, but that’s all, because if you are better off to make a movie, or the effect of a blockbuster commercial, then this is the image.

Now it is very easy for ordinary people, ordinary kings of superman to make movies and so on, very easy, very easy, just need to spend money.

British netizens are crying even more, look, look, our British Empire is all over the world, and all nations kneel and lick, and it really beats the United States out of shit——Brother abs is so wonderful, a British buzzword Already had: used to beat you out of the shit.

Although the United States boasted of being brave and unyielding, and Washington pretended to be invincible, the American Revolutionary War was actually a war fought between France and Britain. France also caused the French Revolution because of this incident, and it caused a financial crisis because it helped the American government fight against Britain.

And in the 21st century, look at some prime ministers of the British Empire licking the asses of American sons all day long, and the sons clean up the Middle East rebels as much as they want. Who do you think you are? Prime Minister of the British Empire or servant of the Little Kingdom?

But in reality, after a few days, it’s like this. I’m moved by being moved. We still don’t agree with you wanting to return to our human world! Because our human world is super rich, and you, tsk tsk, don't look so good-looking, so good-looking, so good-looking, so eloquent, in fact, all of them, most of them are poor in debt.

Oh, so I wanted to use the supreme welfare of our human world to help you improve your financial situation.

This is real life.

So let the dead return to their own country. Goodbye!

By the way, thank you for your performance.

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