Chapter 2191 The Motherland Appears
Canada, Southeast Asia, nomads, He Ming finished these special sessions at a faster speed, and now only Japan and China are left...
Everyone knows, especially Japanese netizens, that it’s time for Brother Abs to introduce Japan.
What will the abs guy do?
He Ming appeared in front of a small Japanese-style hotel. It was snowing heavily, and the surrounding scenery could not be seen clearly. Brother Abdominal entered the small hotel. Inside, there was only a very backward, classical environment, very simple, and it was also a standard home for the poor. Any aesthetics of Japanese culture, but there are still people who are willing to copy it immediately, or it will appear in a large number of film and television works and commercials.
There is not even a store in the small hotel, only a pile of Japanese pots under the burning wood in the room brought some life. Sitting in front of the pots, He Ming said to the camera in a calm tone:
"Before introducing the motherland, there will be a special session on Japan. Japan, I want to say, do Chinese dicks remember Japanese games? Do you remember those 'you know' art films in Japan? Japan is a beautiful civilization , but it is also a cruel, inhuman, and unapologetic civilization. But this is a unique civilization that belongs to Japan, and it also belongs to the past of Japan.”
"And now, I'm going to introduce a whole new Japan, the Japanese historical celebrities, the elite, who watched the atrocities including those who committed the atrocities, will be to us Chinese, to the victims of the entire human world, from Southeast Asians to Americans to Indians, Brits and Australians, all deeply apologetic. Please let us get out of the hotel and have a look."
He Ming walked out of the small hotel again, wow, on the very big snow field in the heavy snow, there are Japanese people of various ages, you can immediately see from the clothes, the emperor of the earliest era is so funny, you almost didn’t run naked right?
A lot of Japanese people who obviously don't have abs after processing, still look like ordinary people, they stand silently. At this moment, facing the camera and also He Ming, they made various etiquette apologies one by one, Japanese-style apology, first bowed deeply, and then knelt down.
This scene went on for a long time, because the ratings were quite high, so He Ming didn't care. Because he is... organizing his mind to think about the content of the China session.
The first emperor of Japan, Emperor Jimmu, was also a superman, and wearing clothes could easily show his brutal physique as the doomsday boxing champion. He beat the Emperor Meiji and Emperor Hirohito who started the war, and slapped. Then cried: "I'm sorry! These idiots can't forgive!"
The son of Emperor Meiji in the middle, the father of Emperor Hirohito, Emperor Taisho was an idiot when he was in the human world, a real imbecile idiot, so he does not have to bear any responsibility.
The light above the head shows that the Japanese celebrity of Oda Nobunaga said: "To the Chinese people,
And all the people on earth who caused terror and no human harm due to the aggression launched by Japan apologize! "
The Superman version of Toyotomi Hideyoshi said: "Japan is a criminal in the human world! But please forgive us! Because there are still innocent people. They are also victims in Japan!"
Mitsuhide Akechi, who is also the version of Superman, said: "I sincerely apologize! If my physical condition permits, I am willing to kneel down forever!"
The Japanese war criminals are even more staring performances of various Chinese netizens. They really are inhumane lunatics. They actually hacked and killed themselves on the spot. One hundred Chinese were killed. Just kill yourself ten thousand times.
Anyway, he won't die, let alone a mortal body specially prepared, otherwise it will be painful to upgrade to a superhuman body.
And this way of apologizing is very important, otherwise, after the earth humans really enter the cosmic era, they can only hide their merits and fame, or move to other universes, because you don’t get others, the strong ones. What a terrible forgiveness from the Chinese superpower society, then if you accidentally kill your whole family, it is very possible that your family will be killed and your soul will be robbed by others. Because you have no way at all, even any superhuman giants of Brother Abs can’t successfully defend against the revenge of China’s overall superhuman society. Of course, the latter has too much force, and the former will come and kill a few.
This is the guy who spends the most money in today's cosmic economic miracle. He is almost as magical as the abs brother. In fact, He Ming was completely killed in seconds, such as the black market industry. How many times has he taken care of it? So little.
However, some earth money masters have taken care of the black market industry for too long and are too rich. The black market industry expresses that they can do anything for them, and it is completely "legal".
The Japanese special session is such an apology. After the Japanese landed on the earth, human beings also made various apologies, from the emperor to the war criminals. The soldiers are willing to kneel and lick Chinese victims or Chinese people. A hundred times more "please forgive me" level.
The unrepentant Japanese have been controlled within the Japanese society. It is about the prison in the Japanese society, and they can even be killed legally to apologize to the Chinese people. Basically, there are no such Japanese, because Japan seems to have the virtues of the past, in fact, it is precisely because the Japanese high-level people have that virtue, the virtue that American fathers need.
After becoming the virtues that Chinese grandpas need, there will be "humility" and "loyalty" that you never imagined.
The special sale in Japan was extremely popular. Many of the artist’s works were apologetic as the main content, but the sales were very hot, and there were also hypes from the Internet trolls. Because people, especially Superman, have the superiority of being flattered by others, so Forgiveness is very easy, as long as the Japanese, from celebrities to mortals, keep on like this, the final understanding will still come, at least no more violent acts, because people have killed themselves so many times, and you can kill as much as you want , why is it necessary to specifically exterminate the soul for revenge?
He Ming turned to the last Chinese special session. He walked among the stars, and suddenly returned to a place like a studio, and then sat back on the chair. When Chinese netizens were not understanding, He Ming's trick finally came out.
He Ming pretended to be particularly emotional and said: "After watching the world civilization, every race, every civilization, every hero, every touching story, all make us feel proud from the bottom of our hearts, proud, or feel regretful." Korean. This is the civilization of our human world. But in the end, and when looking to the future, there is still a protagonist that has not been introduced, that is, the China of the world, the world of China, the same world, the same dream.”
"The past belongs to China, the present belongs to China, and the future belongs to China. This is not my flattery, but the common cognition of all mankind. Know the virtues of the Chinese people, understand the benevolent way of the Chinese people, and understand China The tolerance of the people, convincing others with virtue, being good at patience but definitely not weak, you know, we know that we are approaching, the blue planet, the home of the earth, is not the greatest, but it must have the most benevolent virtue The most successful attribute of the Chinese nation."
He Ming stood up and raised his arms and said, "As a Chinese, I want to introduce it to the people of the world, but I don't know how to introduce it. How great this country, my motherland, should be, how to move people's hearts, but he Always so simple, but he never seeks to express, he is such a country that emphasizes benevolence, morality, the way of nature, and the principles of nature and human relations."
"From the very beginning, he was a huge and tyrannical primitive age. The scale of the war he waged was already at the level of the European Renaissance era. The ancient slave regime was also stronger than many countries in the world after more than a thousand years. It has already marked the world-class power for hegemony at that time. Later, our eternal emperor, Qin Shihuang, unified China and began the era of centralized power in the Middle Kingdom."
"We have the Han and Tang Dynasties, we have the Ming and Song Dynasties, the most splendid humanities and arts, science and culture, and almost most of the advanced achievements of the largest and most powerful ancient world. This is an unparalleled hegemony in the ancient world. Although in modern times , we have been humiliated heavily, but in just over a hundred years, countless martyrs of the ignorant era have sacrificed everything and sacrificed their lives, and let the great Chinese country rule the world again!"
"Yes, we have countless problems, but we are destined to be a superpower after the United States. We are still a country that conquers people with virtue, a country that is sage inside and king outside. The Chinese people will not dominate and bully other countries, no matter how powerful they are, the Chinese people They are the best people! Pay tribute to Chinese history and China’s past events! It is time for us to welcome the heroes of the Chinese nation who have created countless important contents of the human world.”
All the lights flashed on at once, Chinese songs resounded in the studio. It turned out that the whole studio was very huge, and the most central one was the Chinese heroes, from Emperor Xuanyuan to someone with a bald head...and other very In the huge special session, there are quite a few people from all over the world.
Oh, without the Japanese, they are still apologizing in the Japanese special session.
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