Chapter 2234 Abdominal Brother's Court (Part 2)
He Ming continued to work. The time here has the characteristics of the Bingcheng Hotel, which is infinitely long, as if it has reached the end of the universe, so the time units above are all earth time.
Switching to He Ming's home time, He Ming plans to work for a few hours, basically he can deal with a lot of troubles.
All kinds of joys and sorrows, the laughter of the winners, and the depression of the losers are constantly being staged, but basically there are no real losers, because the people who appear here have the most valuable identity, as long as this identity is not deprived of him She will never fail, and deprivation of this identity will also occur. Generally speaking, it is not a serious crime in the criminal law in reality, because becoming a doomsday devil does not become a sinner in the family court of Brother Abdominal , That is a matter of the courts and related institutions in the society, and it has nothing to do with the Brother Abdominal family's affairs. It is also because of the criminal law that the Brother Abdominal Family Court has no legal power to intervene.
But there are some things that cannot be tolerated, that is the bottom line, such as deliberate and malicious attacks on parents, abuse of children and other standard animal behaviors, as well as pedophilia, some perverted behaviors are unacceptable, and they will be punished immediately. They may even be lynched by the family, that is, to deprive them of their identities and then kill their souls, or to be tied up in a cosmic prison and thrown into the worst place to spend eternal life in darkness. This is almost the most painful cosmic exile punishment.
There are also some more vague and mild punishments, such as homosexuality, but this crime is more difficult to judge, because people will definitely not find low-level homosexuals in the world of carbon-based monkeys, and it will be difficult for you to judge if you are looking for high-level beings. What if they have no gender?
And I will not openly oppose it, otherwise it will become blatant homophobic discrimination, racial discrimination, etc. of the Abdominal family.
After He Ming handled a lot of cases, he began to drink coffee which was advertised again. Even smoking, the excuse that automatically appears on the TV without the great man's personal explanation is refreshing, it doesn't matter, this is a private family court and other courts are full of smokers, or many people imitate the free and casual style of Brother Abs and actually make it look like a restaurant , I was eating and drinking.
It's a pity that until now, even the gentle court like the land of the gods has not many people to choose. The reason is too simple, neither the plaintiff nor the defendant believed in those courts, and the time dragged on for too long. The result was despicable, and it didn't have many advantages that the No. 7 court could not choose. For example, even if he was the defendant and suffered heavy losses, he still felt respected and protected by Brother Abdominal. At least you can live a good life of all kinds. The next time Brother Abs will be more generous in various gifts, and he will make a comeback soon.
There are various reasons in other courts, such as contempt, malice, and contempt, because those judges are originally "perfect people" in the Abdominal family, moral experts, and they are naturally incompatible with the defendants. Some really absolutely good people, perfect people make me even more headaches. To be like a bastard, I must have watched a lot of inspirational and spiritual chicken feather movies after I became a judge, trying to... move myself to change myself.
How the hell are you? I won't waste a minute of my time on your old bastard's hypocrisy!
After that, He Ming also handled some big cases,
The main feature is the chaotic, complicated relationship network, and the standard interest struggle in the Abdominal Brothers family, and the settlement of historical grievances and hatreds, although in the eyes of countless cosmic audiences, is it mentally ill? The father on earth used to treat me badly, and you still remember so clearly the matter of giving a bowl of rice to your younger brother or not to yourself, and you still have to settle it?
In fact, you can’t help but think differently, because the more advanced, powerful, rich, and perfect the human beings and many intelligent species on the earth are, the more they want to liquidate some things. This behavior is equivalent to crazy consumption after the poor get rich. It is the instinct of an intelligent species, otherwise it would not be an intelligent species.
If you can't use various means to solve it, you can go to the family court and come to a brother with abdominal muscles. You will be satisfied, because you are the result of being a correct and innocent victim. It is best that your father and son of a bitch can buy it because of the meal. The price of a commercial solar system to impress them and feel the pain.
And there is no perfect solution, He Ming naturally meets the needs of the victims first, this is the most satisfying part of Brother Abdominal’s court, the victims, that is, the plaintiffs, as long as they don’t do stupid things, they can always get what they want the answer you want.
Like some mothers-in-law and mothers in the courts in reality, the perpetrators can escape the crime by pretending to be coercive. For example, rape is exchanged in the court of the abdominal muscle brother, and they are thrown into a gay prison for free to serve homosexuals until they want to commit suicide but cannot commit suicide. Level, especially niggas.
Of course, He Ming is not racial discrimination, but countless people, racial discrimination.
There is also the huge amount of money involved, which is deeply speechless. The transformation of the super artifact is decided after changing hands. For example, the super artifact that has already been used can only be counted to the victim according to the second-hand price. What a fucking loss. go.
There have also been a large group of cosmic apologies, and the verdict is that this is a competition for the interests of the most powerful economies in the Abdominal Brothers family, such as the battle for the interests of the Golden Hen Real Estate Company, although the real estate speculators are now Looking at Brother Abdominal's Golden Road, it is the main economic overlord. Any company with some economic strength must go in and speculate in real estate. For example, the main business of the three major virtual game companies in the past has long been speculative real estate.
When several golden hen real estate companies came to cut down trees and cut all the fruits, all kinds of etiquette struggles broke out. Even in He Ming's court, He Ming temporarily resolved hundreds of decisive battles There are only a few cases in the case, and the continuous decisive battle case will continue. It is really the last laugh to know how much fruit you can eat.
Before it was about to end, He Ming suddenly felt that many people started to laugh, and some people looked serious. He picked up a document with beautiful pear blossom shading, and saw that it was also very heavy. His first thought was that it was relatively close to a big case, but when he opened it, he was stunned. Several of Bang’s human wives on earth took the lead. Almost all the human wives on earth and many wives from space people collectively sued Guo Bang, demanding to meet a large number of their own requirements, including being able to manage Guo Bang’s time. There are some special time requirements here. If Ming agrees, Guo Bang will have to devote at least hundreds of years of earth time to serve every wife.
Not only that, there are also Guo Bang's girlfriends, lovers, and mistresses who are not superior, and they are divided into various series and sued together, with various demands.
There are so many, I believe that this is the first time in a thousand years that He Ming has a little understanding of Abang's dedication to picking up girls every year.
So it's really not a big case, but a super case.
At least for him.
But he looked at it and said: "According to a more correct definition, Guo Bang should belong to the Guo Bang family, not the Brother Abdomo's family, so why did these lawsuits come to our Brother Abdomo family?"
God, he really doesn't want to get involved in such a super bad thing, you, ordinary people think that brother abs can stand on top of a good friend without saying a word? Then he is no longer an ab muscle brother, and he will not be mixed up to the status of a judge respected by everyone today. The real world is the real world. You may offend a cleaner and it will have serious consequences. At least your goddess thinks you look down The cleaners deny you as a person, because if you are not good to a cleaner, can you still treat yourself well?
This kind of woman's logic seems nonsensical, but it is one of the biggest and most important truths in the world, in reality, in the universe.
Therefore, He Ming made a special stand for Guo Bang. Guo Bang's wives only need to cry to their own wives, and he will... It's his turn to cry.
"Big Brother, according to the correct definition, Guo Bang can be counted as a member of Brother Abdominal's family! Therefore, only you can give us the most perfect and fair verdict in these lawsuits! We have made up our minds! Guo Bang can no longer make us widows It's over! Everything should have a result!"
A large number of Guo Bang's wives were in the next batch according to the procedure, and the representatives of them said to He Ming full of emotion.
He Ming had no choice but to rub his eyebrows without concealing his distress and said, "Where is Guo Bang? Have you decided to lose the lawsuit?"
"How could it be? On the contrary, this is my dream lawsuit. The nasty eighth women are annoying me to death, it's time for a showdown!"
A thousand years have passed, and Guo Bang, who has integrated elegance, nobility, etc. into temperament, bones, and soul through dressing and insignificant details, appeared with a smile, and he understood "Although this is a bastard, he is so handsome" Playboy series.
"You are the bastard! Why did my old lady fall in love with you back then!" Guo Bang's wives were furious. If Guo Bang softened his attitude a little, they would definitely forgive him, because they have not asked for a complete divorce. Come on, everything is irreparable, because there is one party, Guo Bang can't stand it anymore, he smiled slightly: "I can agree to some of your requests, I think this marriage is only a few years, but a marriage of decades has become It has been more than a thousand years. Of course, we are still good friends after the divorce, and come to me when there are difficulties."
"I'm going to kill you!"
"Bastard, there is no such thing as bloodless, tearless and ruthless like you!"
"..."
"Please respect me!" He Ming picked up the gavel and slapped it vigorously, "If you do this, you will get divorced with nothing."
The women immediately shut their mouths one by one. If not, a large number of their lawyers and the space warriors the lawyers begged would step forward immediately, so how could they lose the lawsuit.
ps: The third update. (To be continued..)