Chapter 2155 Brother Abdominal New Year's Gift

And among his New Year's gifts, the New Year's gifts from Earth to Universe are very popular. The quantity and specifications are always limited, and the number should not exceed ten copies. Generally, three copies are fine, otherwise it will become an unrestrained gift-giving comparison. Yes, and influenced by human culture on earth, especially Chinese culture, some things are very contemptible, which makes He Ming despise, such as some gift-giving websites, virtual gift-giving websites on the Internet have appeared, and it is especially popular during New Years and festivals, which is equivalent to the past The Tianchao 12306 website.

You give someone a gift through a virtual gift-giving website, or a gift that is speechless and generous, and then the other person must return the same gift size to you, otherwise? Take the consequences at your own risk, this is a virtual gift, not a gift in reality, so it's not just me who is ashamed.

So sending it back and forth, in one round, only the virtual gift-giving website earned two handling fees, which is really super contemptuous, what are you giving away?

But some people, the two parties can show off on their personal websites, Weibo, etc., look, xxx sent me... I sent xxx... Suddenly, it is really awesome, and real estate in the solar system is sent back and forth. But calculate, what do you mean? Or "virtual gift giving"? You are too pretentious!

Of course, people will spray you in the face, you idiot, what do you know, this kind of gift can be exchanged for a real gift, you know? Well, it doesn't make sense to you!

This can only explain the vanity and stinginess of human beings on earth.

Including Westerners, and because of this reason, Westerners love "Chinese-style talent and wisdom" more and more.

So the abs gothic gift giving is mesmerizing, and it's the real gift. It is an absolutely wonderful financial source, and the reason why financial resources are financial resources. Because in the gift-giving style of the abs brother, the abs send out a gift that is "I'm going to make a fortune!" for the person concerned, and the person only needs to send a worthless gift in return, or even express gratitude. Don't Do stupid things, brother abs won't open your gift himself, he even wants to kill you, you will live forever and maybe you won't have this chance.

That is. He might see your name right now, then what? That's all, he doesn't want to know you at all, and he never wants to click further to view your profile content.

Even people like Diao Chan who continue to introduce are also historically famous beauties, lonely and charming widows, oh, divorced people and the like. He Ming didn't even bother to check it, even if it was the profile picture, it was so sexy and touching, and the career line was so deep that Diao Si couldn't take his eyes off it, and it would be a long time to post it quickly.

No reason, He Ming absolutely doesn't want to do this kind of provocative and twitching behavior that wastes time.

Too much waste of brother's time.

Because the mood is good. At least now there's sunshine, Fat Boy Fat Lolita,

What does it mean that the wife's beautiful legs and penis oppression that the little brother admires so much because of his passion, and the oppression of the penis oppression of a noble and charming wife? It's more temperamental.

So He Ming thought about it. Tens of billions of RMB to tens of billions of RMB on the light curtain, or even 50 billion. They clicked out one after another, and after giving away 100 representatives in this way, they confirmed the pop-up: "Do you choose this kind of treatment to give a New Year's gift this year?"

In just a few tens of seconds, the most New Year's gifts were sent out, and cheers and thanksgiving came from many places on this planet. Some of them were children, but their financial brains and knowledge were comparable to human financial masters on Earth. Today Buffett also wants awesome cosmic beings, and the cosmic life children are as happy as the little human monkeys on the earth, which is great!

All of a sudden, an instant, a text message, a bank number, you become the winner in eternal life! Rich people with wealth!

Wealth, in eternal life, can be described as difficult. For example, the opportunity to make a fortune on earth is simply ridiculous. What an insult to interstellar civilization?

There are also some brain-dead stars in the earth’s old street stall literature, who spend a lot of money to buy and sell the mud on the earth. It’s really... how brain-dead the author is, what does he really think of other super advanced interstellar civilizations? Do people still covet the rotten mud on your earth?

In the original life, these cosmic children did not have any opportunity to make a fortune, but now they have obtained amazing property without any effort, and it is all cash, and time is located in this cosmic economic miracle, so what a wonderful life Winner wins At the starting line!

Some parents who didn’t get New Year’s presents from Brother Abdominal, because He Ming was in the farthest relationship, gave to the children first and not to their parents, and they were helpless. The program will immediately enter the very strict "minor" and other protection funds. In short, if you want to borrow from others before they become adults, no matter what, even if you are really going to die, it is just a dream! Might as well rob the universe bank.

This kind of procedure is why He Ming watched a lot of cosmic movies, and in some cosmic movies, the cosmic people are shameless and despicable for asking for money, it is really...Compared with the protagonist of the Earth Oolong Police Station, he is simply a saint.

Cosmic people will do everything possible to get the money they can get, because this is the only way they can get "cash".

face? Hahaha, when you live for only a few million years, if you live without consumption power, if you live like a parasite for only a few million years, you will know what face is.

Next comes New Year's gift needs like "bills." Some people ask the abs brother in the New Year gift to pay for themselves and repay the debt. The excuse is very lofty and righteous... But He Ming naturally pursues absolute fairness in this situation, so paying the bill and repaying the debt are still the above standards, starting from 10 100 million RMB to 100 billion RMB.

This is the standard treatment of the third level, a cash that is sure to be generous as a New Year's gift from Brother Abs, and the translation of Chinese culture on Earth is "lucky money".

There is no "miracle" here, because He Ming would rather raise someone to a higher level at once, the highest level that the relevant outside media conjectures or has already set a lot of conjectures, and does not want to give you a shining miracle among poor people.

It is worth mentioning that these "bills" and debts may reveal the very unfavorable financial situation of the parties concerned, which is not the case. He Ming became interested and smiled in his heart when he clicked specifically to view it. Sure enough, some shopping is a standard female shopping need, characterized by endless shopping lists and repeated purchases.

There is also the unbearable bank reminder, because the money you owe has seriously affected the bank. It is not an exaggeration to say that the bank is waiting for your money to save your life!

So various laws have taken over your financial management system, resulting in your New Year's gift request, which must be the bill and debt repayment.

Think about it. The largest "bill" turned out to be as high as 54 trillion yuan. The person involved was the younger brother of the wife of an older brother's direct ancestor. The reason was not the craziest excessive consumption, but investment failure in the economic miracle of the universe.

Continuing to check, He Ming couldn't help laughing in his heart. It turned out that he was repeatedly hyping up planet real estate, but he never thought that he would always be a receiver instead of a profit man, because human beings in the end are not stupid, and he made very serious mistakes, such as arrogance, arrogance and underestimation of the enemy, and many very important things. Investing is not in the right direction at all. In other words, he is a self-confident and bankrupt fool who ignores the most basic business software and trading websites, banks and other serious warnings.

Even though he was so sad, He Ming didn't have any result of paying all the bills for others, and all of them were also given as New Year's gifts from above. Choose the same treatment. And that ends all New Year's gift needs of bills, debts, and the like.

He Ming appreciates Hua Deliu's intentionally slowing down the gift-giving process. Gift giving like the tide.

Then there are all kinds of complicated New Year gift needs. It's just the pretender that He Ming thinks, because you are still a poor man but you want some commodities that are worth hundreds of millions of RMB at most, and they are commodities?

For example, if you want a certain set of very expensive high-end jewelry, you don't want to live like a bumpkin.

Or pretending to be Lei Feng, a simple guy who just asks for a very simple gift, such as sponsoring himself to go to a famous university, how touching it seems.

But I don't think that my own behavior is a standard big fool. If it is a cosmic person, it will be even more contemptible. What are you pretending to do?

He Ming will never appreciate those big fools who pretend to love learning or really love learning.

What's the meaning? Slap me in the face? Alluding to my ignorance? Yes, I'm just an ignorant bastard! I'm just a bold, impulsive, brainless, quasi-psychotic brother with abdominal muscles!

What's the matter, let's insinuate as much as you want, the weak and mentally retarded!

But He Ming still gave them the gift they wanted most in their hearts, money.

Otherwise, He Ming would really give it to others in this era, the latest limited edition Ferrari. In the age of mortals, He Ming said "I want to take care of your chrysanthemum", and he took off his pants without saying a word. In this era, if you donate a hundred super beautiful Ferraris, if they don't consider you as a brother with abdominal muscles, they will really kill you You are dead.

Abdominal, do you understand? Our bills for one year and our "happy" life in the coming year depend on your... New Year's money, money, money!

Wait, didn't the third level ask for products such as the era of beautiful life? These commodities are exchanged for money, my god-well, if you don’t want it, reality is reality, you have your delusions, brother abs has thoughts of brother abs, brother abs wants to be relatively quiet, don’t bother me , Fairness and fairness in fairness!

And if you think about it differently, if you are not living on the earth, but in the universe, and you have been honed by the eternal life society, then it will be difficult for you to sell those truly beautiful and powerful treasures—well, actually The situation is, if you really sell it, your mistress will hack you to death without hesitation!

In other words, it’s all gone, because even the third level has many relatives and friends, parents, sweet goddaughters, understanding mistresses, confidant wives who follow each other... Well, after passing through these people, then It's really gone.

And this kind of requirement can only be realized in some big prizes in the New Year's lottery. It is the biggest annual lucky draw carnival within Brother Abdominal’s family. He Ming usually provides it, and he pays for it. Why? The other providers, 0, include He Ming's father who seems to be more generous than He Ming, and has absolutely no shortage of capital.

But He Ming's father really did this, I believe... many families of mistresses will rebel, what do you mean? Would you rather give it to "outsiders" than to your own?

Is your name Yehenara? Jizhen (Cixi)?

The demand for second-level New Year’s gifts suddenly decreased a lot, so little that He Ming immediately felt a sense of relief. To be honest, the satisfaction of the first time and the pleasure of the second time have all become one. This is a very boring and depressing social behavior, and it belongs to the "annual poor ghost helping behavior" called "Abs Brother".

Well, He Ming no longer thinks about it, why didn't he have such "annual huge wealth"? He didn't even have relatives and friends who gave him a hundred yuan when he was a child! ——At that time, there was such a kid, a young man with abs, I believe he is not going to post it now.

The coveted treasure island and overseas rich relatives of street stall literature are really laughable. It seems that a Chinese stupid monkey who goes to treasure island and overseas is a standard millionaire—in fact, the United States overseas is Yingnian The bones of railway coolies who died young were casually thrown on both sides of the railway, and paper money floated from their homes on the other side of the Pacific Ocean during the New Year and holidays.

And this is, reality, real.

It's not cruel, but at least some brain-dead and smart, don't learn from public knowledge or listen to street stall literature.

The second level of cash, He Ming, is between RMB 50 billion and RMB 200 billion. Although there are many successful superpowers among those people, they are also very poor, because unless you focus on making money, you will not be able to get it in a short time. With an income of 50 billion yuan, do you think that 50 billion yuan is still the currency of a monkey country in a monkey planet in the past?

That’s right, this is the first cosmic currency of this hillbilly universe, and it’s worth a heinous amount of money, and if you successfully return from plundering many universes and exchange it into RMB, you must go through a lot of exploitation by various commercial companies and institutions, unless you’re very lucky Get a powerful magic power.

But tigers on the earth have to avoid hunters when they see them. In the vast and endless starry sky, in the dark and unknown universe, why would someone show up in front of you, ask you to slash, and then you go home and make a fortune?

And up to now, this financial source is also very important, it at least means the combat effectiveness of the "family war" in the coming year.

Own family war.

What's the meaning? Looking for the media, looking for the navy, looking for experts, looking for dog legs, can you have no money?

It is not, and it is impossible to join the family war of Brother Abdominal—to be precise, Brother Abdominal’s family has no war. The full name of the Brother Abdominal family is now Jiuli? He, the great heroic family of the Brother Abdominal Multiverse.

Jiuli is the name used by the first generation ancestors. Or you can call him, a primitive man. Orangutan monkey.

It's a pity that He Ming didn't get mixed up with the authentic tall and shining name of Huangdi or Yandi.

ps: The second update.

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