Chapter 2146 New Years New Chaos (Part 2)
Ordinary people would still be unhappy, and even couldn’t tell the difference between the super real, exciting, beautiful, and savior-like virtual world and the real reality. They couldn’t help themselves, let alone forget it in a blink of an eye.
He Ming's super power is very simple, he really forgot it in the blink of an eye, because it is indescribable, a single hair can make all life on a planet with all life in the solar system flourish, and there will be no depression, no suicidal mind such as depression The ability makes him laugh in an instant, but that's it, even if the shooting virtual online games are not played in the virtual world by himself, it is like scrapping.
However, He Ming shrugged, isn't life like this? Be a human being and be responsible! Sacrifice yourself to serve others.
Well, he used it to serve fat boys and girls.
"Oh oh oh~" To him, the cry of the fat boy and the fat loli is more pleasant than the sound of the gun, although it is much more single and delicate.
Soon it will be Chinese New Year again, and today New Year’s Eve will be spent at the parents’ house again. Although the parents’ family, that is, the parents, actually live with He Ming, oh, to be precise, it is He Ming who lives with his parents. Together, the family has never been separated, it doesn't seem like the eldest sister is a married person.
However, the "houses" of this family are very many and far away: He Ming is still on his own galaxy planet, and his parents have already moved to this place of cosmic economic miracle in the bumpkin universe, and bought many, many planets, and then communicated with other earth People are exactly the same, while living, while shopping, decorating the planet.
So day by day, the once barren land has become an unprecedented youth in this hillbilly universe. A thriving, dynamic economic mecca.
Not every planet is like a gold nugget the size of a planet, but a diamond of great value.
He Ming came to a planet that is used for Chinese New Year today. The name is a bit beautiful, it is called "Peach Blossom Island", but the scenery is even more beautiful. I saw that the standard top-level tourism, travel, and vacation-style planet 17 times larger than the earth is full of various peach blossoms in a spring-like climate all year round. Planting peach blossoms, the whole planet seems to be full of peach blossom islands, especially in He Ming's eyes.
Such planets are expensive in a normal redneck universe. Generally, they only appear in very prosperous commercial galaxies and provide tourism, travel, and vacation functions, otherwise they will not be able to get back the cost.
Buying a house at once? expensive!
But the crazy people on earth have to build each of their planets like this. So it seemed that the charm index that used to be number one in the world was surpassed in an instant, and He Ming's home, the planet where He Ming was located, was not as good as an ordinary superman's family day by day.
But because the planet is too big.
The scenery is too much. He Ming doesn't care about it, there is no need to compare this kind of thing, because even he can only see a "landscape" in his naked eyesight, not the scenery of each world.
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It’s New Year’s Eve and the children are very happy again. Not long after they arrived, they ate and drank in the dining area, or clamored to play various games again, and there were groups or groups of pets brought by one person or a group of people. Go to "Expedition". As a result, it didn't take long for me to look for He Ming or my mother when I encountered new or unfamiliar insects and small animals.
God. He Minglian knows a kind of "caterpillar" for caterpillars on the earth. Just like in his knowledge base, dragonflies are dragonflies, mosquitoes are mosquitoes, specific species, scientific name? Unfortunately.
Teased a fat boy at the level of a fat baby, very happy, and then this fat boy wearing the fashion version of the high-level universe Prada easily broke away from He Ming, stepped on his face and jumped onto a fat pig pet who was always nearby, The fat pig was very spiritual, and immediately took the little master away. He Ming took advantage of the situation and fell down on a very large and soft round sofa and began to check the light curtain.
Up to now, he has become less and less interested in all kinds of "boring people", such as relatives and friends during the holidays.
Honey, I'm married. I have a child. I don't read anymore. And I'm very tired at work, so don't bother me.
And recently, in order to play a new game, He Ming has not slept for nearly a week for the longest time, so he plans to read the news and take a nap, soon, at most one or two hours, after all, he has not slept for seven days It is exactly the same as not sleeping for seven trillion years, and there will be absolutely no problems in terms of physical strength.
Well, this sentence is very nonsense, because the superman of the superman era is also the same standard, brother abs—the sleep and rest system of mortals can be eliminated and immunized.
In other words, the physical recovery and metabolism of mortals through sleep are really too weak.
The latest and the headlines in the past week's news, He Ming did not expect that his abs brother's song became very popular, and successfully promoted many, many Uranus superstars in the universe, both male and female Jay Chou.
After checking it, he couldn't help but smile, it's interesting and acceptable, but that's all. After all, it’s just entertainment. There is no eternal entertainment in the universe. For example, One Piece in the old age of the earth, Hokage, etc., only have the update speed and slow plot. God, even entry-level works in the universe are not considered.
At the same time, the entertainment in the universe is legal and complies with the laws of the local planet, galaxy, and the highest universe. It is all about everything, like a song for a lifetime, and a song that earns a lifetime of money is a dream.
It will definitely not be like writing a great song, such as the goddess of the yellow-haired girl at the same table, and then the author can pretend to be omnipotent all over the world. I am history, because I have gone to the public knowledge of creating history.
There are a lot of other important content. I didn’t expect that the must-see headlines and other information accumulated from playing new games are like the human world. All the headlines in the world in 10,000 years. Fortunately, he is an abs brother, and his reading speed Various abilities such as comprehension are not the snail speed compared with the low-energy quasi-mentally retarded hanging silk in the past.
On the headlines, firstly, He Ming thinks that the cosmic economic miracle is being hyped again. This year is coming to an end in China, the most important country on earth, so there are a lot of summaries, and then we look forward to a better future (He Ming understands it as Take Panxia more and more stupid) content.
But looking at He Ming, he was very surprised. He didn't expect this kind of planetary real estate storm to get out of control. It's standard "You can't control me, mortal, idiot. Stupid robot, stupid computer... because I'm money."
I saw the economic miracle of the universe, because of the still infinitely strong demand for planet real estate, many galaxies near the original site were developed, and finally spread to a large area of the hillbilly universe, and then "collapsed" from the large area to half of the hillbilly universe ——He Ming thought it was a collapse. Just check out the parties of the bought planet galaxy, countless headlines, news, interviews from the local planet. All the parties thought that it was the most charming "demolition" that finally arrived after waiting for countless years.
Ok. The parties, the local planet, many poor civilizations, and countless cosmic poor ghosts can finally sell their properties. planet. Galaxy, in one fell swoop, became... a rich man! What a dream!
Isn't this the same as selling the earth without brother abs?
Indeed, if you are an immortal earthling of this kind of cosmic civilization, and then live in the current state of hanging silk for countless years, may I suddenly become tall, handsome and rich one day, would you be willing? No wonder you don't want to!
As for what if there is no earth, as long as there is money, which place in the universe can't go? Even if there is nowhere to go. The Cosmic Federation will not ignore it, otherwise why would they give you cash benefits. Why do you need the basic rights of citizens of the universe?
This is really the "change" I dream of, and what a wonderful "infinite" win situation, yes, no one loses, the owner of the earth got the galaxy, the planet, and the traffic time is at most what he dreamed of. It’s only a few minutes. In the old days of mortals, it took several hours to commute to and from get off work every day on a mere planet or a distance of tens of kilometers in a big city!
However, the economic miracle of the universe is not so simple. He Ming knows very well that buying a planet is not the end of your spending, on the contrary, it is the beginning of a huge cost... Well, he doesn’t worry about this kind of thing anymore, look at the universe The economy has become particularly prosperous because of this, and I know that I must love you very much—no, it must be very expensive.
He Ming rubbed his nose, wait, it must cost money, but he must love you very much, loving you is equal to "spending money", only spending money can "love you".
"I'm so fucking smart and talented!" He Ming, who started to eat and drink, was very proud. This is his little way to enjoy super wisdom.
Then He Ming spent seven or eight minutes, under the interference of a few fat boys and fat girls full of "love" of his own, and a large number of stupid fat boys and fat little girls who were not himself were rudely interrupted to check some of his own things, mainly It’s still dealing with countless properties, and at the same time sent some precious New Year’s gifts, some of which have some relationship with his family, or think they have some relationship, but in fact, they just once flattered He Ming with a fat baby occupying one toe of this fat baby The head area is a kind of elf "Dragon" guy.
The big money is still issued to various treasure houses, good things, and super artifacts. After all, there are some super artifact preparations that need to be tailor-made, such as the Celestial Power series, etc. There is a quota first, and then you can continue to improve if you get this quota.
"Well, it's almost there, let's change clothes."
The conditions are almost met, He Ming clicked lightly, and confirmed the final order to send super artifact equipment to a large number of armed forces such as space fighters of his own today. Look, how carelessly he sent out countless super artifact powers that could easily destroy a large number of universes!
Do you believe that the unprecedented hegemony of this hillbilly universe has been greatly expanded from this moment? After all, with this kind of power, a large number of Space Marines will not just retire in the redneck universe.
He Mingcai doesn’t care, sorry, it’s someone else’s aggression—fuck me, could it be that the United States sold weapons in our world, and then the victims can blame the United States? Do you still want to live? ! They are even more unreasonable than me and the United States!
After these bird matters were dealt with, countless entertainment came up. But He Ming thought about it, and fell asleep without saying a word. There is really no "time"-you start from the fortune, and you lose time forever.
He was also unceremonious. Seeing He Ming fell asleep immediately, he envied and hated the fat baby-level fat boy because he couldn't sleep, and immediately sat on He Ming with his fat buttocks, which was more or less "peach blossomed". The shoes of the famous children's clothing brand in the high-level universe on the fertile soil of the "beautiful life planet" are unceremoniously stepped on, so more and more of their pets are even more indulgent.
The uninvited guests who came over one after another would not believe that brother abs is like this in real state...
"Ah. I just caught you! You're such a bad guy, you actually made Dad dirty."
After waking up an hour later, I felt so wonderful again, and every cell was rejuvenated. He Ming immediately grabbed a fat boy who stepped on his face, held it in front of his eyes, and looked at each other. This fat boy "fat egg" is a particularly "noble" Chinese-American half-breed with a puckered expression under his fat face. proud and arrogant. Occasionally eat the huge lobster barbecue in my hand, but this time the chewing turned into chewing in the deflated mouth.
He Ming appreciates that she is especially juicy, with super crystal and moving big eyes. After a while, Fatty's mouth changed from shriveled to howling, He Ming had no choice but to quickly let go and pat Fatty's head to feel how much his own son is. Soft and tame hair path:
"Hehe. But it doesn't matter. Don't forget Dad, and us humans, all humans on Earth are born with mud legs. But you can never leave the land."
The sofa has been changed beyond recognition, but with a thought, He Ming immediately had a waiter who is not a robot come to clean it, it was an idea according to his thinking. Huade Liu gave Planet Smart Home Management System information. Finally, a waiter came to clean it.
He Ming can be regarded as now, I gradually don't know how to put on shoes and wipe my butt, especially the latter.
On the one hand, he continued to put on the light curtain, teasing the fat boy and fat loli, his own; on the other hand, he accepted the cleaning, but it soon turned into eating and drinking, but unexpectedly, He Ming felt that there were more and more guests, and his wife We have been going to other places and we know that there must be a lot of customers without coming. Otherwise, he and his parents' family, and even the eldest sister who got married did not come back. Where else can the wives go.
Well, this is unrealistic, look at the more and more fat boys and lolis on the scene, and there are piles of high-quality children, because they are not the kind of stupid monkeys on the earth, so I know... okay , The Abdominal family don't think about the normal people's "holidays".
But the real situation still surpasses He Ming's guess of "low energy is unrealistic, because the dick is too lazy to think". The number of guests is not increasing, not from a few hundred to a hundred thousand, from a hundred thousand to tens of millions, from tens of millions to several Ten billion, but it has reached about 4.5 trillion, which occupies 74 private galaxies and solar systems of He Ming's father.
Most of the reasons are... well, it was He Ming's own fault.
Yes, he opened up the human world on earth, and in this era of cosmic economic miracles, his dad was more generous and told the human beings in the real world to come and play casually and celebrate the New Year together, so countless human beings in the real world naturally celebrate the New Year for free coming.
This has also become a huge prosperous age. I believe that nature is broadcast live from the earth to the whole universe, and the human beings on the earth show off their "prosperity and strength" to their heart's content. He Ming believes that "a lot of money is stupid".
Not a single real relative or friend was missing, and before the place where He Ming was, even a large group of producers of He Ming's younger brothers and sisters passed by. The charm of any of them, or the level of hotness, and style, are evaluated from an absolutely fair point of view. He Ming thinks that his wife, mother, sister, or mistress are all killed in seconds.
Of course, this is "my secret" that he will never tell.
There is no way to do this, because people in the universe recognize that beauty is inherent.
Xiaohao, Second Sister, Eldest Sister and others have not yet appeared, but He Ming's old friend Guo Bang came over. He was wearing a suit that He Ming thought was "colorful", but in fact, he was completely dressing up. On the Internet, he completely killed him, the country bumpkin who had been standing still.
Because of the brilliance of super power and the excellent details in the eyes of fashion masters in the universe, Guo Bang can be called a fashion pioneer in the universe.
He Ming didn't talk nonsense, let Guo Bang take a chair and sit in front of him, and occasionally tease some of He Ming's fat baby-level fat boys and fat loli, but they all had to hold them in his hands There is a time limit, and after this time limit, you have to struggle to get rid of the response. You can only spend some time quietly in the arms of acquaintances, or the most beautiful and top-notch strange beauties.
He Ming's mouth was full of contempt at most, and he came back soon after leaving to show off to He Ming... Caterpillars, weird things, stupid pets.
He Ming was enjoying a kind of barbecue that looked like bamboo poles, and the taste buds exploded with oil and water. He said to Guo Bang, who was increasingly rare in reality: "What are you doing here? Aren't you celebrating the New Year at home?"
Guo Bang showed that He Ming is a country bumpkin, tall, handsome, rich, a big star, and a cosmic fashion master. He said, "What else can I do? It's not Chinese New Year, let alone I'm fleeing."
His voice has also changed, the sound quality is still the same, but it is also a way of expressing it, and it has become a tall, handsome, rich, big star, and cosmic fashion master style.
He Minggang wanted to laugh at it, but he knew right away that this was not being enterprising, watching the sky from the bottom of a well, oh, the stupid monkey who is still playing with mud at the bottom of the well is particularly overconfident and laughs at the top, handsome and rich, and often goes to the Milky Way and Universe levels. The parody of the "dressed man" fashion magazine character.
So he shut up immediately.
Only the heart comforts itself:
Many years later at night, you covered your face and wept, and the lights of youth were as close as ever.
Who made you doubt all your life, who kept the original oath...Stand, stay, stay where you are.
I-I-I-I!
So, those of you who abandon innocence and choose money as a garment, greed as your body, sin as your bones, and hopelessness as your soul...don't laugh too early!
ps: the first update. (To be continued..)