Chapter 2165 2nd Sister's Wedding (Part 2)

To this day, almost all changes are faster than the speed of light, and more intense than nuclear reactions. For example, any dick who couldn’t afford KFC in the past is now a super rich man at multiple levels in the solar system, or even at the level of the Milky Way.

And in the pursuit of some clothes-based "style", there began to be a warehouse planet dedicated to storing clothes. The ties and the like that are not usually used have been purchased in various ways, and now the number has reached as high as traveling back. Man wears a tie.

People who don’t like shopping, or who are still not very used to crazy shopping on the Internet, until now almost everyone is a shopper. The main reason for this phenomenon is that they have wives, more than one, usually the most beautiful in the entire universe According to the most beautiful level of human tastes on the earth, I believe that they can help you take care of your life casually, and you can buy thousands of clothes and take them home. It is still the result of a day's shopping, because countless consumer organizations have various A limited-time shopping, crazy big shopping, your alien super beautiful wife is also an intelligent life, so you can't control this shopping passion from a super poor ghost to a super rich person.

And even if he was an old bachelor in the country in the past, he was very petty and had a bad temper, but how could he not enjoy life in today's brand-new superhuman life and mental conditions of superhuman level?

When life reaches a superhuman level, it is naturally intelligent and noble.

And the wedding banquet of the second sister of the abdominal muscle brother is actually not from the earth, but people from almost the same universe, including providing travel expenses and even an image packaging fee.

But this is a very elaborate wedding banquet arranged by Hua Deliu. Even if some earthlings and aliens walk together, each other can only watch their own scenery and live broadcast in their own world. For example, it is divided into the information world of the earth and the information world of the universe. Although there is a lot of information about the alien world in the information world of the earth, this is the same carefully arranged content, at least there will be no explanation of the "ultimate secret".

Although there have been many related rumors.

The earth is just a test site, a test race arranged by a powerful civilization. In the past, people died and entered the universe society to obtain eternal life. The body is always healthy. Never have to work because you can't find a job either. It is a very highly developed cosmic society. Oh, by the way, you'd still be poor forever without abs. Like our... ancestors.

Yes, ancestors, none were truly "dead". And they have bills that are nearly endless, endless as hell.

There is heaven but no hell. Only once the devil power. do not worry. Now is the era of abs. Brother Abs truly achieves greatness, success, and immortality beyond all your imagination.

But almost the entire society doesn't believe it, even the guys who like to spread this kind of information don't believe it either,

This means - what good is it for me? Instead, you have to pay for countless ancestors? No, I will never admit it!

This is the greatest deception in the universe.

Then this is indeed the largest wedding in the history of the universe, like countless poor guys who are still poor, must rush here regardless of their own safety. Then I quickly saw the golden age area of ​​the cosmic economic miracle that can only be seen in the information world. The multiverse is also a famous golden place.

The infrastructure is very good b. It can be called the top wealthy area in this hillbilly universe, all of which have been processed. Now even a small celestial body is processed into a celestial garden, or a meteor hot spring bath for private use. The heat energy moved by the small celestial body is used to create hot springs for yourself to enjoy. I can witness my own huge starry sky in a relatively natural way.

The important infrastructure seen along the way, such as time-space light gates linking everywhere without money, entering from one galaxy to another is the fastest speed in this hillbilly universe, completely killing the previous highest speed of the hillbilly universe, because the hillbilly All kinds of cosmic transportation are still at the same level as before, and have not been fully updated, and there is no need for this. Don’t you need money for updates? Don't need affirmations to do it!

And the joint consortium that sells countless necessary technologies is definitely not the style of Brother Abdominal, but the style of Grandet standing completely opposite Brother Abdominal.

Then countless cosmic beings hold all kinds of shopping coupons, welfare coupons, items that can only be consumed in the human territory of the earth, otherwise, don’t you need money for the transportation of goods from other regions?

Use these purchasing power to dress yourself up, because the most important meaning of this wedding to countless people and "people" is to stand out, to stand out in the human world on earth, it's like a top-notch player who has a chance to walk on the Oscars red carpet once, you What are you waiting for, what else do you need? At least the dressing has to be perfect, perfect, perfect.

Try to express your "true talent" as an idiot. If you become famous overnight, you can make blockbuster movies in the world of humans on Earth. Many humans on Earth are now directors and blockbuster movie investors. For no reason, making movies is like It's as comfortable as watching a movie, like a god.

What's more, is he still the stupid monkey of the past?

What's more, is he still in the brain state of a stupid monkey in the past?

Don't you know how to force yourself? Will not come up and say deeply: "I love Tianchao, and Tianchao makes me do evil."

The voice is so low that the monkeys on other indigenous planets in the universe must have bright eyes.

"I have a dream, I hope that one day we will be able to step onto the stage of history, change everything, and say no to all evil violence, the most reasonable and most remarkable phenomena that affect the future of mankind and the leadership of the white world! Because I love America, super, truly. My dream is the American dream."

"Scream, you are going to watch a great movie with great talents! Be careful not to be laughed to death, beware of being moved. This is a comedy you have never seen before, this is a beautiful heart movie that goes deep into your soul."

Having said that, because the people in the universe have so little financial resources, at most they can only try to dress up, and they don’t have much status. When they enter the Milky Way where the wedding banquet is held, they either go in immediately or go home, but the people in the universe are always the universe. people. First, there are all kinds of self-knowledge, experience, life wisdom, as well as high-tech life software and websites. Life assistants try their best to ensure their best appearance.

Then there are the dog legs of the human beings on the earth. They are higher-level pyramid members that ordinary cosmic people dream of. How does this style of dressing feel, if it is very good. Then the boss at least knows what to wear.

Then there are the earth humans, who have come to the stage, and the scale is like the emperor of the universe. The vehicle is a huge and most luxurious "limited edition" Cartier starship.

"Cartier"? Yes, it is Starship, the king of jewellery. The luxury brand on Earth was bought by the universe consortium in the past, and then managed wholeheartedly. There are all kinds of goods.

No reason. The most well-known luxury brands already exist, and you have to work hard to establish and promote them? How stupid!

In short, the luxury brand in the universe is that our company will produce whatever products you want from our company, from Cartier toilets to Cartier solar system mansions.

From the Apple of Cartier Fruit to the Pistachio of Cartier Nut.

Among them, the most well-known brand of luxury goods is "Abs muscle brother high-end universe imported goods".

Anyway, the more advanced the technology is, the more advanced the society is, and the power of capital is still the most shameless and base without any personality.

Finally, there are important people. Specially invited people, relatives and friends of Brother Abdominal's family. There are also people including the second brother-in-law of the man's family who just succeeded in the cosmic poor ghost. Now they really boast that they are a great cosmic family, and they are as successful as the earth humans, although everyone knows the greatness just like the earth humans. What is the virtue of a famous family in the universe, and they both know what their origins are.

Including abs brother. Brother Abdominal has a special understanding of earth humans.

However, all kinds of power, financial resources, influence, status, and authority have reached such a level that it is difficult for you to recognize them rationally, and there is only the result of kneeling and licking immediately.

Up to now, only He Ming has been the most important person. It can be seen from this that the impact of He Ming's sudden appearance on the stage is enormous.

Oh, by the way, some important guests from the man's party arrived earlier, and they wore what they thought were very good armors of the top space fighters in the universe, showing their extreme heroic spirit, and they could also promote their own martial arts content after the famous family of the universe.

Because in the original universe, at the wedding banquet of the top emperor in the original universe, this kind of dress is the appearance of the top model, the emperor of the universe. Now even armed with some super artifacts. I feel beautiful about myself.

As a result... first the earth, and then the universe, all began to laugh.

I died laughing, it's so funny, it's such a failure!

If wearing this "military uniform" is useful for everything, why do you need other clothes?

In He Ming’s opinion, the most important reason for this openly ridiculed situation is the promotion and hype of countless clothing companies. The hype is as legal as possible or completely illegal. Blink style is also the American consumption pattern, spend as much money as you want, don’t worry about the future, the multiverse will pay for us, we have abs brother!

Otherwise, if everyone pursues this style, the golden age of their own company will be over, which means that the era of the economic miracle of the universe will be seriously damaged.

So this kind of behavior has also caused countless countries in the universe, and the regime is quite indifferent. If you want to file a lawsuit, you can come here casually. Your own economy is the most important!

But the abdominal muscle brother is still the abdominal muscle brother, so, he finally appeared on the stage, and the zebra costume is deeply in love, so... let countless people from earth humans to important people, usually men, breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly calm down, and laugh The mouth is always open and there is no pressure.

Not to mention women, from even wanting to give up the wedding banquet, hiding and crying alone, to being very confident and satisfied with themselves.

It's all said and done.

The critical moment is still Brother Abs, always pure and full of love and peace.

The important people behind the second brother-in-law also breathed a sigh of relief, especially some "losers", who had the courage to finally change their clothes, and this time there is no need to worry. Get up, and you can immediately refute with a rude but omnipotent tone of earth civilization: brother abs also wears this look! And how old do you think you are?

Among the realistic effects in the above background, the most sensational and huge effect is myself, my own "zebra costume". There is nothing else except the zebra outfit. At most, the hair has been washed this time, but it is still plain. The underwear is still a very casual short-sleeved shirt, although it is a set of the same style, including shoes and socks.

It's a pity that the ab muscle brother unbuttoned all the buttons, so successfully destroyed the temperament of this suit, and turned it into a full-fledged zebra suit.

It really saves the desperate from the fire and water!

What a relief to save the powerless at the critical moment because the chick who is nothing compared to the aliens is between hell and heaven!

He Ming didn't notice it, but thought that he had reached a certain level of chic and romantic. This is very exciting and excellent, I believe it must be given to the owner. His boss has enough face.

The carpet is endlessly long and huge. He Ming suddenly wants to ride a bloody horse, which makes him even more chic.

And then it's even better to run out of the speed of a cosmic racehorse. It's still an ordinary racehorse at the cosmic level, the other extraordinary horses are too exaggerated. Not suitable for betting on horses.

But he didn't know if the second sister would rush out and chop him because of this.

So the carpet has to be walked. Otherwise, the second sister will yell at him again, are you deliberately trying to ruin my wedding?

And He Ming would never do such a "show off" thing, he felt that this way was extremely stupid.

He Ming waved his hands and moved, making the countless cosmic beings who wished to escape, and the earthlings dumbfounded. Is this the style of Brother Abs? The confidence of brother abs?

Well, everyone knows that you can't change a guy who thinks he's the most handsome. The stubborn thought of the most real fool of myself.

And the reason why He Ming was not captured by this world, this universe. The reason for all the influence is too simple, because the influence is from top to bottom, not from bottom to top, which means that there is no need for tall, handsome and rich people to learn the suffering of hanging silk, they have a lot of opportunities to have sex, and they will never spend For a certain period of time, you may lose all your embarrassment to soak a fungus that is pink fungus.

Because although I can't get started, from Gao Shuaifu's perspective and Gao Shuaifu's knowledge, Gao Shuaifu can only smile and say, "Time goes by, Ms. Fungus, sooner or later you will become Black Fungus."

"So you must not be proud. Laughing too early is very bad. Even if the old woman is once called the Four Great Beauties of Xiangjiang, she is still an immortal wife, all of which are useless, useless."

"As long as Gao Shuaifu is still Gao Shuaifu, he will always have "charm", especially the more he is about to die, the more charming he will be."

He Ming kept moving, and the carpet he was on suddenly became the hottest carpet ever. Countless people came over immediately, ignoring his gaffe, catching up with and following Brother Abab. Behind Brother Abab, his own style, his own Score, perfect! And endless perfect memories!

Well, I will laugh out loud in my dreams!

It is very sad that the poor universe b immediately canceled the traffic on this road, because the earth humans and important people immediately seized this road.

It’s really too different now, because my sons are at least dozens, hundreds, or tens of thousands, so this kind of critical moment can’t be as natural as it used to be, casually, yes, it’s a zoo again. Monkey, this will immediately destroy your social interaction, instead of making you the protagonist of street stall literature, slapping your face.

In fact, you didn't have any slaps in the face, only everyone, who is also a top-ranking person, thinks you are crazy, which is really embarrassing.

So the family of Brother Abs on Earth, who had been nervous before, hurried over at the speed of light, and shouted all the way: "Brother Abs, wait for us!"

He Ming had no choice but to stop, occasionally facing the camera and the photo equipment of "Brother Abs, please take a look here to take pictures" to show that the United States full of talents of Abs needs you, I am late, comrades, and the latest scissorhands, However, because he is full of the talent of the abs, He Ming's scissors hands become "be careful, this is the hand of God who is good at making heavenly eunuchs".

There are a large number of abs brothers on the earth, but only very good men get together to encourage each other, and they can also take the opportunity to see that the other party is not as good as themselves.

It was the teenagers in the past. When they were older at that time, they would be loners with a great style, and due to various face-changing problems, it was difficult to laugh with other relatives and friends of the abs family. There is no way, because the huge dog legs around you, the army of relatives and friends belonging to you will prevent you from bowing your head like this, why?

Superpowers are not afraid of you!

What's more, if you do it first, brother abs will exile you immediately!

There are also some members of the ab muscle family on the earth who can still mix into the circle of teenagers, including old men in the past. After becoming a superman or a superpower, their mental state is very young, as if they have become I am the king of children, so I want to mix with children, other people's lives are not suitable for me.

There is no other way, otherwise who will you mess with? His own sons? Not suitable, absolutely not suitable, you have seen grandpa and grandson playing together, rarely have you seen father and son laughing, playing together is the dream of 300 million elementary school students.

For teenagers, if their grandpa is another grandpa and they don’t pretend to be aggressive, then everyone can still play together, but it’s hard to be good brothers, and there is no alien wife who is cute, beautiful and sexy.

By the way, the original human wives on earth did not succeed in ascending to power. For example, they conceived a child during the birth frenzy, so now they are gradually falling into the sidelines. This has nothing to do with cruelty. , how many girls are you with abs? More than ten, how many girls are there? I don't even know!

The reason why there are so many girls is due to the arrangement of the loyal dog leg, the dog leg took all the blame for himself, and only wanted to live a happy life for the master, laughing, flirting, and having sex.

It really shows that the slaves of kings who have lost their genitals on any indigenous planet should be more loyal, know what kind of life their master wants, what kind of happiness, so carefully arrange, wow, a former hanger, now A young member of the Abdominal Brother family, just came out of the virtual game and started eating. There is only one beautiful waiter who waits for him to eat, oh, in the whole room.

When she turned around, why was that butt so big and round?

In this way I made a mistake that a man would make... I am still a boy, so let alone! Youth is used to pay the price of love!

Well, to say something rude is, how painful is the boy in the world of stupid monkeys, pursuing a girl who is not even ugly in this era, but can only be "what is this, a parasite freak?" The price of love in adolescence, because he can never get started, because he is always played with and insulted, he is named "Diaosi, Spare Tire, Pan Xia, Ha Ha Xia".

So in this day and age, just go and have a good time, and definitely don't use Bird Earth's "what's this still?" female monkey.

The era of equality between men and women has completely arrived on Earth.

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)