Chapter 2147 New Years New Chaos (Part 2)

He Ming didn't speak, Guo Bang complained to himself, He Ming felt a little sad, what happened to this world? Fuck! Fuck my abs brother, right? Every year, every month, every day, every second!

Damn, when did I become the master of listening, the host of Midnight Soul, Your Moon My Heart, the best man in history, Zeng Xiaoxian?

Well, when it comes to Zeng Xiaoxian, He Ming is a bit disdainful right away, brother, let’s forget about the past, the latest version of Hu Yifei, who is played by the stunning beauty of Alien, you play spiritual love all day long, and you don’t even go up and touch it once ah? What level do you want to pretend to go? It's still a high ratings!

Back to Guo Bang's "Boundless Sea of ​​Bitterness". Don't look at Guo Bang, Brother Abang, the human world is still regarded as the world's five million strong girl-picking emperor. His appearance, temperament level, deep silent gentle eyes-this is very important, because it doesn't look like someone with well-developed abdominal muscles A great man always has "bad eyes" in his eyes. It's not the eyes, but the eyes you can see in the eye sockets of some little bastards.

But Guo Bang is getting more and more bitter. First of all, the problem of picking up girls is still a problem. Guo Bang thinks that he is very normal, and he is very restrained, because in the past, he saw a group of people and loved a group, but now he sees one and loves one. The farmer of the field becomes a week or a few weeks before helping a few alien chicks to plow the field for the first time.

But the wives who have a lot of children are not vegetarians, so most of the time, Guo Bang, a dignified superpower, is forced to be cornered. The chubby loli's dry howling will at least make brother abs come out and do justice.

He can't help it. After all, it is a family of good friends.

"Hmm..." He Ming nodded after listening. Immediately picked up his light curtain and swiped a piece of paper at Guo Bang, saying: "It has your big data about time in the past year. I love big data. After reading it, you will understand. For example, one piece of data, on average, one wife , You have been together and served for about an hour in the past year... This is the average time. It means that many wives actually don't have this hour."

Guo Bang is also under the management of He Ming's Hua De Liu, or his central optical brain accepts some management of Hua De Liu, so He Ming knows that Guo Bang's big data in the past year is too easy.

But after reading it quickly, Guo Bang showed a cosmic star-level idol with a wry smile and said: "My friend, stop joking, I am so busy, how can I satisfy every wife? Besides, there are not many related technological products for women in this era. But there are so many new products every day! And I don’t mind my wife being served by biological robots every night.”

"In the past, some female stars had to pay a price to marry into a wealthy family. My wives also knew that they had to pay a price from the beginning, otherwise... how could they become my wife?"

He Ming grabbed other barbecues and ate them,

One side smiled and said: "Wow. In this way, you are so much more arrogant. Isn't normal life just to be a good man after getting married and having children? If you continue to pick up girls, well, some family wars But it never ends."

He Ming no longer laughs at Guo Bang's "Men Sao" anymore. Because it's so stupid. They are not boring, but very coquettish.

And strange, why is it always like this? (Singing in the style of a bitter singer), bad men are always popular? Is this how we decent men are? Why is it always like this~ The goddess in my heart is the goddess who yearns for coquettish and bad men.

Guo Bang teased at the corner of his mouth, but he still smiled gently and said: "No way? This era still pays attention to good men? The great man named Brother Abdominal, you know that some people in the era you created, some men and boys, Are there 10,000 or 10,000 extraterrestrial beauties now? At least all of them are star-level male and female star-level alien beauties?"

Guo Bang also sent a light curtain and pushed it in front of He Ming. He Ming looked at it, but he didn't expect it to be a page he had never seen before - he suddenly understood. His wives would never let him see this kind of "friends" page.

Fortunately, Guo Bang's light curtain was used, otherwise it would only be a countdown in seconds for He Ming's wife to kill her.

The beauties serve the rich, and they are called godfathers and sweethearts. In this era, all the beauties in the universe serve all intelligent life on earth, including men and women. Single hanging silk is the best among them, because the money of men on earth is endless, easily surpassing their "love" and "passion".

If that's not the best option, what is?

After the earth is fully opened up, some "dating" websites quickly become a place where you only need a girl you like, and then use the virtual props on the website to pursue her on the spot. .

Then you can find many, many, so many that the laws of various countries are even forced to abolish monogamy, otherwise many men, especially boys, will never mind changing their nationality. What do you mean? In this era, do you agree that homosexuality is legal to fuck butts, and we normal people are not allowed to marry a legion of alien beauties to spread the earth race for the whole universe?

He Ming checked out some beauties on dating sites, and all he could say was, "Damn!"

Well, the word "hang" means that his little brother is almost showing off his might.

Heck, legit dignified dating site you don't wear low cut tops and tight skirts in full body shots please? Also, the most important thing is, don't pretend to be noble and charming, but make people want to hug them to the bed right away?

Guo Bang observed He Ming's face and said with a smile, "Ah, I discovered a great secret."

"What?" He Ming said quickly.

Guo Bang kept smiling and said, "I didn't expect that the great man with abdominal muscles couldn't find the best beauty appreciation website!"

"What, what?!" He Ming opened his mouth wide. He felt that he was hit on a certain point in an instant. That's right, what his brother with abdominal muscles usually browses is all those "loneliness" who already have Japanese people behind them and feel sick to their stomachs. Beauty"?

He Ming had no choice but to say: "Well, you are right, all I can say is that the industry with the most money is the best industry."

He hit the nail on the head again. Yes, there is no benefit, who the hell sacrificed his body to feast your eyes on hanging silk?

Once the world. Have you never seen car models with fake faces and fake breasts in the past, female stars are not as good as real **** beauties who hold a boob contest with prizes on Weibo?

But now the countless beauties in the universe regard marrying the earthlings as the ultimate path to change their destiny immediately!

Once missed, not here!

Globes cannot resist this.

In order to prevent He Ming's beautiful wife from being "persecuted" by bedside wind and other means, Guo Bang turned off the light curtain for He Ming in the next moment, which made He Ming shrug his shoulders and immediately confess: "I am not lustful. On the contrary, countless beauties can become real beauties through me."

"Beauty!"

He Ming stomach, oh. Brother Abdominal's abdominal muscles are bouncing, He Ming, who is very sensitive to this word, immediately shouted with a fat baby bag!

Guo Bang finally laughed out loud. Almost every child of He Ming has very obvious advantages. Usually it's about being funny.

Well, if you once saw the appearance of the leader's child, you would also laugh out loud. The reason is very complicated. It should be because you saw that the wise and powerful leader actually has such an idiot child.

"Won't you help me solve the trouble?" Guo Bang, who knew He Ming's character, quickly continued to ask questions. Otherwise, He Ming will be thrown to the eternal tomorrow.

He Ming slowly enjoyed the delicious barbecue: "How can I solve your appearance? 'New love, old love'. This is an unsolvable problem that used to be equal to 'birth, old age, sickness and death'."

After Guo Banglue thought about it and said his plan, He Ming smiled and shook his head immediately, "It's so naive, so naive!"

Guo Bang wants a very classic trick, that is, "Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but what can't be solved with money? Let's use treasures, treasures paid for by Brother Abdominal."

But He Ming immediately saw the flaw in the "sharp" style, that is, Guo Bang's successful and high-ranking wives are all earth humans. The earth mother monkey will not give in. Whatever the reason.

At present, this kind of earth mother monkey with such a small child is legally prohibited from divorcing.

This is the main reason why the last earth couples exist, other than that there are only some old couples. Divorce is not possible because it is not necessary, old couples who are already family members, etc.

No reason, I can only say that love is nonsense, mysterious and mysterious, and the alien chick is too beautiful! Go beyond all your sexual fantasies! And it only takes one click to become a dream in reality, a beauty's dream.

Look, how good is an ad on a "dating site": New life, new home, new wife!

He Ming or many earth and universe experts believe that it is not that simple. There are other problems in life philosophy. Some men actually want women, and women shop all day long, and then put on new clothes that are sexy, hot and not annoying. Then I spent a day and night or a week and seven nights when it was my turn to be cool.

But some old women in the old era, human old women, no matter how they change, in many life concepts, oh, God, what a boring mother-in-law and a monkey who thinks she is super loving but not "sexy and charming" at all.

What era is it, and you still want to play various love tactics?

In short, it can be understood that the cosmic beauty at least considers her own advantages and the taste of the target very clearly.

Otherwise, it would be like a female monkey playing a low-level trick in the old days, such as trying to use someone as a spare tire, then it would be over immediately.

Because other alien beauties come up and say, I love you and I want to fuck you, how fresh and hot, you still spend a fucking year or a few years playing with a student romance? Wash and sleep, the students also want to have "how fresh and hot" mating.

Life has long since been different.

Not only that, He Ming had no choice but to discover that there are also various theories and the influence of bad ethos in the universe. Many worlds in the universe regard women as women who have lost their way, they are bitches. Equal to commodity, equal to tool.

and then? That's all, you pay countless including your own soul? it's so funny! Could it be that she was a bitch in her previous life?

In theory, this ethos soon affected the entire planet. The old friend in front of He Ming should have the same idea. Unless he interferes.

Fuck, He Ming will never interfere. He would rather endure being treated as a homosexual, the king of soap pickers in the homosexual world, and don't come forward to explain it in the media propaganda. It is a standard stupid behavior, a strong and a great man. Just go your own way, don't... meddle in your own business!

Of course, the female monkeys on earth are not miserable. On the contrary, they lived a happier and happier life-choose any handsome boy from all over the universe, any one, and instantly kill brother abs.

And to some extent, female monkeys are more generous and kind than male monkeys.

Therefore, it is even more popular with cosmic appearanceists!

At this time other adults came. Guo Bang shrugged gently, and finally said: "Then what can you do to teach me?"

He Ming softly said his classic ab muscle brother's famous saying: "Take care of your little brother."

"Take care of your little brother!" He Ming's fat boys yelled again with great interest, and Guo Bang almost laughed out loud again. This scene is so funny.

He Ming can also see from this. Guo Bang didn't take it seriously, so in this way, he would at most just tell his family situation, and then he wouldn't always stand out for his own stinky girls. So his style is still what I want to do. No reason. This is the "price" of a superman's wealthy family, "the price of the love of a wealthy family"-don't fucking believe that it is absolutely unreliable, unless it is a wealthy family of the Abdominal family, or a wealthy family with female members of the Abdominal family. Movies, TV series up!

And there are more than a dozen wives in Brother Abdominal’s family—well, there are not few such TV dramas now, but there are many, including female audiences who like to watch them very much, don’t they? The "harem fighting" in the civilized age is definitely more exciting, and it can also popularize some high-tech assassinations. Poison killing technology and knowledge.

Pretending to come here for He Ming, or He Ming's fat boy and fat loli, more and more guests came here. Many, many fat boy and fat loli got gifts, and more and more fat boy and fat loli came to He Ming Ming wanted a gift, and some smart fat boys and girls took out their shopping lists in the light curtain and asked He Ming to pay. That shopping list is huge.

However, new troubles have also passed in the new year. First of all, the elder sister, the complaints from the Lu family, with a look of eagerness to block the new game. Seeing that the year of the fat sheep is coming to the end, I didn't expect to kill the last person who snatches the big fat sheep. I really can't stand it !

Then there are all kinds of super troublesome problems, as if overnight, He Ming suddenly found that he had become the highest court in the universe!

The main thing is the battle between the superhuman giants and the mortal giants. There are many superhuman giants. Money has given full play to its characteristic of "helping to turn the face". However, He Ming chose to ignore this, or let himself solve it, or pass the law. , don't bother him anyway, he's not a judge!

The fight between mortal giants is the representative of human beings in the real world suing countless unworthy descendants on the earth, and He Ming even chose to "ignore".

God, how did he solve it? This is not just a matter of paying the bill.

So, there is still no way to go through the abs, so it is conceivable that a large number of inevitable confrontations will happen, but He Ming is not afraid of the final armed conflict, because his old man will definitely not care, if very distant relatives and friends The friend was fired and killed, completely dead, and his soul was killed, and his old man didn't even know it.

"Hey, it can only be said that the entire universe has become a true golden age, and there are too many troubles! Unfortunately, I actually have the highest right to know...Brother Abdominal!"

He Ming lamented like this, and then saw Xiao Hao finally came, and He Longhao came up to play with his sister's child, He Ming's youngest son, He Xueping, Xiaoping, but this fat baby soon began to struggle, and he didn't appreciate it at all own uncle.

Situ Haoran sat on He Ming's sofa and looked around, then smiled slightly and said, "Boss, there is a mysterious surprise today. Maybe a mysterious surprise that you don't know about."

He Ming grinned and pretended to be coercive: "For me, there is no surprise at all. Because the universe is in my heart, and the truth is in my head."

"Really? Brother-in-law. Then I want to bet you! All you need is a change in expression." He Longhao immediately put down almost all of his property, betting on the change in He Ming's expression. At that time, if he is surprised because of this, he will lose, otherwise he will win.

"I'm coming too!" Situ Haoran said without hesitation.

He Ming was a little puzzled, but he almost laughed and said: "Okay, I accept everything, and I will really take away your property at that time. Crying and fighting will only make people despise, and it is useless."

He almost died laughing, oh, it turns out, this is a "mysterious surprise". It's so cool to give me a lot of money in the New Year.

He won!

Because he is the best actor, no matter how surprised he is, his expression can be freely retracted—otherwise he is still the best actor?

Unexpectedly, when the news spread, a large number of people came to gamble, and the number quickly reached an astonishing scale, such as Guo Bang, Lu Wenyi, He Ming's elder sister, He Ming's ancestor, and even He Ming's wife, as well as the fat boy who knows how to gamble Lolita.

But He Ming could only smile secretly at them: "Hey, are you ready to act like a baby and beg Dad to let you go?"

He doesn't care about other people, he wants to kill them!

I really don't care about the abs brother!

The gamble has just been decided, it is very absurd, if He Ming wins, many, many people will immediately become poor ghosts like primitive people, but what if He Ming loses? At most, He Ming lost the worth of one cell of one hair.

This is the value comparison judged by the advanced gambling system. When the time comes, he will easily pay for an extra super artifact.

The big head is still the big and small Hao, He Ming's wife and children, He Ming's eldest sister and so on. The Lu family, sister He Ming, and the earth of He Ming's ancestors are crazy about making money. In this gambling game, there is not enough to see at all.

When the bet was settled, everyone immediately pushed He Ming to see his "mysterious surprise".

He Ming saw it just now, then restrained himself for a few seconds, and finally lost: I saw that he didn't open his mouth wide, but opened his mouth very exaggeratedly... I'll give you a lung! I would definitely be surprised by this kind of "surprise"!

Insidious and despicable, big brother who eats abs in the New Year!

Shocked, He Ming instantly forgot his "arrogant heart" just now.

ps: The second update. (To be continued..)