Chapter 1931 "Replenishment": A Brand New Entertainment Frenzy (Part 2)

I took a big bite of a large shelled lobster meat, and the entrance was delicious, juicy and very firm, but immediately a fat loli popped up and "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He Ming had no choice but to tease the fat loli's multi-layered fat chin. After the other party immediately shook his head and shrank back, he exchanged an average of one hundred cups for a hot drink that seemed to be unavailable in the future unless he was very satisfied.

In the focused light screen, when very interesting historical figures are related to the "reason of fame", they can see how butchers and devils like "Xiang Yu" rise to the top and transform from devils to heroes?

It's still Li Qingchao, a fool who is extremely talented but has no clear understanding. After reading it, He Ming suddenly had an idea that the so-called women are unreliable, which is a full expression of not talking about world events and historical events.

"To be a hero in life, to be a hero in death. To this day, I miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong."

Voila, that's it for selective beautification, but can you explain? The real story of Xiang Yu? After all, he killed you, at least you don't have such a good time to write words and poems.

Thinking in another way, if the soldiers in the Nanjing Massacre refused to return to Japan, and would rather commit suicide in China, is there any public knowledge that can apply this little poem?

"To be a hero in life, to be a hero in death. To this day, I still think about Taijun, so I don't want to go back to Japan."

Maybe, in the original history, such things might not have happened if the superiors were known. For no reason, to suppress a great nation would use all means to rip out its bones and smash all its spirit.

But some people don't want to, why should I live in a lie. The idiot also said that "a lie is a prophecy far ahead", why don't you eat shit?

So it can be seen from this kind of details that it is inevitable that Li Qingzhao's husband dumped her. This kind of literati who misleads the future history just for their own pleasure is more malicious than the imperial literati who wholeheartedly flatter. At least they are recognized as the king of flattery, but you are like an imbecile who misleads countless imbeciles.

But seeing Li Qingzhao's personal history, He Ming immediately burst into laughter. That's right. Li Dacai finally enjoyed the sweetness of "this kind of hegemony". At this time, she can still write the above poem to satirize the rulers of the Southern Song Dynasty, God, otherwise you will be in the position? what can you do. The country is almost doomed, but how can it rise immediately like a time traveler?

If this is the case, why do the big countries in the world want to let the "sorrowful, angry, woke up in the dark room" public intellectuals govern the country, and without a word, the big countries will automatically retreat. Little Japan stopped all acts of aggression against China. No reason, because "the flame of democracy, freedom and human rights is already burning in China, and it is invincible!"

Believe that those idiots who have never experienced the democratic dominance of village cadres in the area where "there are no tigers, so monkeys are kings" - don't vote for me? kill you!

This kind of show that stupid monkeys can't avoid,

He Ming completely ignored it, he just appreciated some of it, like in the real world, Li Qingzhao's repentance or Xiang Yu, Shi Hu, Huang Chao and other destruction maniacs' apologies for various incidents of the massacre, he hadn't read it at all. He didn't care, even though the implications were great. At least Bawang went out to take risks because of this, because it is not a positive historical figure who cannot make money everywhere, which means that any Japanese war criminal such as Hideki Tojo who comes back from the dead cannot make money in the Chinese alliance but die again.

He is just a diaosi, the most diaosi who never worries about world affairs, not to mention that such things of this nature are "no more than that" in human history (too many).

He Ming felt that this was a sign of imbecility, and that was all. Just like forgiving and admiring the monkeys in the zoo who exposed their red buttocks to him in public and "touched themselves" in public, he could completely forgive this kind of literati and those idiots. Because there are too many, they are full all day long, and they talk nonsense when they have nothing to do, especially the ancients, so they ignored everything and blatantly whitewashed the devil, and then paid a heavy price in the real world.

For example, there are countless idiots in the 21st century, who actually worshiped the second king, the big brother of the Northeast and the like, they hacked you to death and forcibly raped your goddess without blinking an eye, but how cheap are you?

That being the case, why don't you dedicate the goddess to the street bastard?

That being the case, how do you save lunch money and consistently honor Ban Ba?

That being the case, why are you venting online and bragging about being bullied? Isn't this what you dreamed of? Was bullied by "big brother"!

To put it bluntly, being out of touch with reality is the most obvious manifestation of carbon-based monkeys' low energy, that is, low IQ. , I don't know how many days I have to live with some "big brothers", lonely big brothers, and skilled chrysanthemum pickers after being caught like this.

He Ming shook his head, this is also the sadness of super wisdom, so smart, the beautiful country bumpkin style world is getting farther and farther away from him, and he can never come back.

Anyway, he has nothing to do with the imbecility of monkeys, he completely ignores them, as long as he understands that sobriety and rational cognition are too important, but he does not know how to play all kinds of very funny games, watch movies of related styles, and sell literature on the street. This kind of.

For example, if you look at the Internet in the old days, the overlord's bow of the top ten famous bows in China is Xiang Yu's bow and arrow. Well, in a word, there are black dragons doing evil in the Wulong River-excuse me, is that fantasy street stall literature?

Or do you generally think that all Chinese people are so mentally retarded?

Wikipedia What does this mean? He Ming also thinks that entering the encyclopedia of street stall literature is the same. Fortunately, this kind of stupid thing is gone now, and it has disappeared completely.

Otherwise, Houyi Gong, Xuanyuan Gong and the like openly brought up myths and stories, so why don't you use the Monkey King who spreads literature to fight Lu Bu? Then openly said, this is history! Eternal fame - you are so stupid that you want to be famous through the ages.

How low is the IQ? Reality and street stall literature are also indistinguishable.

Fortunately, in the world where He Ming lives, the games he likes to play will never appear "mythical stories" in the historical background. Even if there are artifacts to appear, the explanations are clear and clear, especially after adding game elements, some content may be exaggerated, but they are all very real and reliable. Just like He Ming found a lot of good things on the earth when he made his fortune, as well as various secret treasures in history, which were later hidden in the state's top secret treasure house, but now they are all meaningless. Superman and superhuman genius scientists have long been Don't be afraid of this little supernatural thing.

But in the game, it is also called history. More and more, like the baby of the Han Dynasty emperor marrying his daughter, tsk tsk. Humans on earth will not believe it, because they refuse to accept the Chinese nation's "it has been hacking since ancient times!"

Anyway, this kind of real historical game, or the biggest selling point of this kind of real historical game itself, is that it is completely real. You can only use modern "science and technology" if you want to make a super magic bow in the classical era. And the above "demons and monsters", but be careful, just like the curse in the Egyptian pharaoh's secret room, it has a "mysterious power" that cannot be explained by science.

In addition, dreaming and YY are all useless, and never explain the spring and autumn style of writing, and never watch Mr. Zhao's animal world "The black dragon in the Wulong River is doing evil..." and go to sleep. This is the same as the famous Japanese samurai killing tigers... nonsense.

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After reading a lot of content, my mind moved immediately. He Ming returned to the official landing page of this game, this game is famous. Like the "Ambition" series of Nobunaga's Ambition series by the glorious company of old times on Earth, this is Ambition: Golden History Generation 1.

The first generation of golden history is the best-selling first generation. After the names of some classic games have undergone countless additions, updates, etc., and then the most important sales volume sells well, then it is the golden generation. The first generation It was the first golden age of the Ambition series.

But it is clear that the real golden age is only now beginning.

He Ming looked at the beginning, and immediately clicked on Start, and at the same time, the central optical brain immediately started the download speed at the same speed as He Ming jumped to the earth. The current Huade Liu is even more awesome than bragging. Immediately there was a very classic content introduction, including as many as 108 copies of the beginning of history, including the four major masterpieces. Abs bro.

But looking at the simplest content introduction, He Ming knew that Baoyu's character image was still in the style of the Ambition series, not another Dream of Red Mansions, at least he didn't like the Dream of Red Mansions he played. More suitable for women and sissies.

Of course, it is a very complete and super complete Dream of the Red Chamber. If Cao Xueqin came to the real world, then he would be able to write under the unimaginable writing conditions, brain power and inspiration on the earth. He's such an idiot.

In fact, the eunuchs in some famous books are really too smart, because they can continue to make money in the real world... At least people on the earth will buy it, why not, can't they pretend to be coercive? Even if you never watch Dream of Red Mansions, you know Cao Baoyu and Lin Daiyu...is it Cao Baoyu? Jia Baoyu!

Naturally, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin... and Journey to the West are indispensable. But the story of a monkey struggling in life and getting ahead in the postmodern style, such as "Journey to the West" in the Sengoku period of Japan, the protagonist is "Toyotomi Hideyoshi". He wears shoes and wears very tall clogs, but he is only about 140 centimeters in modern times. It doesn’t matter, my ambition is taller, stronger, and bigger than anyone else! My name is Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the most successful monkey in the human world in human history.

"Ambition" has a stubborn game style, extreme pursuit of reality, and the large copy is full of points, so the Chinese copy includes "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", and "Dream of Red Mansions" are all substituted by plot characters from real history That's all, and for the inevitable refreshment, like Song Jiang, the author at that time was forced by the cruel political pressure of the feudal dynasty and could only write as a guy who had no bones to surrender. .

If you think that Song Jiang is just the king of surrender on TV, it can only be said that you have actually seen the director and screenwriter of the old era without bones.

Real world games, especially the golden age versions, have no "flaws" at all, because no customer would waste time and money playing a game that frustrates them, especially by being stupid. This will immediately destroy the reputation of your manufacturer for countless years, because everyone will definitely not miss you, so if you pretend to be aggressive, you can only pretend to be yourself. No one will accompany you so infatuatedly as on earth.

Due to the full history of the world, there are very few copies in China, and the earliest copy is already "The Battle of the Hans Fighting the Huns"-but He Ming looked at it and was not interested. Due to the efforts of the "heroes" (destroying demons and killing lunatics) at the end of Qin Dynasty, the population of China in the early Han Dynasty was so small, let alone the Han Dynasty and Rome. It can be played, not to mention that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had a big fight against the Xiongnu. Ordinary players must have died, and they must have died on the way to transport soldiers and food. This is also one of the reasons for the most dead at that time, it can be said that every grain of the war ahead. Soaked in the blood of the logistics staff.

Otherwise, learn from Huang Chao or Li Zicheng to fight? Just like public knowledge, for the world and for the people, the result is that wherever you go, people are soldiers and food! It doesn't matter. At that time, countless illiterates killed and killed. I won't continue to play tricks for you, or ask American Dad to play tricks for you: this is a hero who died for democracy!

I also watched "Onslaught, the Journey of Conquest of the Mongolian Plateau" - He Ming is even less interested, he can only choose Han people in the Mongolian Empire, and then what? There are only two ways to rebel and kill Zhu Yuanzhang. The most successful ancient empire of the Mongol Empire was created by killing people.

Zhu Yuanzhang is also a murderous devil. It doesn't matter if soldiers don't have food to eat, killing people is food for soldiers! And cold-blooded. Killing all the heroes right after taking the position is simply the best of the ages. There are so many real elites in China in the early Ming Dynasty. But Zhu Yuanzhang was killed completely. How much do you crave for blood?

What's funny is that they claim to be of untouchable origin and love to kill corrupt officials, but corrupt officials in the Ming Dynasty are also well-known throughout Chinese history.

Chinese children also know that He Ming clicked on "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that he knew through arcade machines. , and was immediately defeated and killed.

There are a lot of content in the shape of banners with various classical charms and iron horse glacier styles, which are very real, such as the battle between Cao Cao and Lu Bu. Comrade Cao Cao, who was driven to a desperate situation by flying generals, began to use all means, such as killing people for military food and carrying out a lot of cruel battles— —It seems that Cao Mengde also worked extremely hard when he was making his first pot of gold.

I also blame Lu Bu for being too fierce. I was completely two people with the guy in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, especially on the earth in the old days, or in the current era who only knew how to pretend to be cool and pick up girls. They were still in love at that time? Do you think you are a sentimentalist, Cao Mengde, a friend of a wife?

In fact, Cao Cao loves to pick up girls, and Lu Bu is the gloomy villain.

When He Ming clicked on Lu Bu’s profile, his “love of talents” immediately aroused. The love of talents in playing games will never exist in real life, because it means—— Xiao Mian, you have a Brokeback Mountain in your heart!

He Ming directly checked the personal data of the strongest military generals, and suddenly he felt something above. Yes, the personal data was immediately compared with the strongest generals of the same era. After clicking on it, there were a total of five comparisons. The version of the avatar, but it must have been beautified a bit, and it is also at its peak, with a murderous look that modern people will not have, and the demeanor of the Three Kingdoms.

They are Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Dian Wei, Xu Chu, and the young version of Huang Zhong.

Compared with the simplest "personal bravery" and "combat power of all and the best armed forces", Lu Bu is completely "the invincible flying general Lu Bu."

He Ming looked at Lu Bu specifically, and found that there are many kinds of abilities, and he chose the first one, which is the most straightforward and simple.

Military talent: This item does not need to be calculated by data, but various descriptions. For example, Zhang Liao has experience in using ancient warriors (special forces), which was cultivated by Zhang Liao in charge of repeated attacks and counter-attacks on Cao Cao's army during the battle between Cao Cao and Lu Bu. Based on the experience, the two Xiahou brothers also gradually grew up at this time. In the cruel contest, they faced the terrible Lv Bu-at that time, bumping into Lv Bu was equivalent to meeting the god of death face to face.

The so-called famous generals are the lucky ones who have military experience but have not died. At the same time, they also have a very good ability to learn military knowledge, even though they themselves are illiterate.

Otherwise, you will become a guy who dies without growing up. It's not lack of luck but not learning fast enough.

Lu Bu's military talent is generally "average", and this is his peak state. But it is already very good, because like Zhuge Liang's military talent, he was incompetent from the beginning.

And those ordinary generals in Glorious Three Kingdoms on Earth are mostly incompetent—you have never commanded an army, how can you be born to fight? Western Han Dynasty has a military academy? Are you talking about infantry drills or large corps operations?

For example, Cao Cao can only perform in an "advanced" state under certain circumstances, and only have a "superior" command at the best historical moment.

Usually wanting to be in this state can only be done by Huo Qubing, Chen Qingzhi, or a modern military staff group, who have calculated everything clearly and clearly in advance.

Personal bravery: This item is very detailed and complex. Various patterns and art of human body structure can make some artists of this era copy quickly! Oh, this is called, learn from, anyway, the "devil" will not sue us.

Lu Bu's overall force is 356 points, and his evaluation is tyrannical. He is the number one military general among the three kingdoms and the only monster out of the list.

For details, you can watch the extremely detailed data of each part of the body, from the strength of a toe to the cardiopulmonary function, digestion ability, nutritional health, physical and mental state, and immune ability-all of these are very important, and they are indispensable, otherwise your arm strength will be very incompetent. You are a waste. If your immune index is not good, you will die if you catch a cold.

But it is exactly the same as a real person, the more powerful it is, all the data will rise, unless there is a genetic disease, which could not be treated at that time or even had to wait for "so-and-so" to discover the disease.

Brain IQ: Including artistic ability, etc., etc., which is also super complicated. Lu Bu has a very high IQ, especially his comprehension of fighting, riding and archery, archery, traditional martial arts, fighting skills, fighting art, etc., and so on. He is a standard man with both civil and military skills, which is also very common. Strong humans are very intelligent.

Charm of personality: It is also super complex and diverse, especially for warlords in this era, the physical and mental pressure is too great. However, Lu Bu is not a human monster like Ma Chao, or a war lunatic like Xiang Yu.

The situation of receiving knowledge: The situation of receiving knowledge, He Ming can only say that knowledge changes destiny-this is also the source of the greatest happiness of cheating. Because you are really omniscient in this kind of game, time traveler? Hey, what a fart.

Financial skills: This is super important in everyday life, money determines destiny, especially in the ancient world, because there is no infinite wealth gift of brother abs.

If there is no financial management ability, this game character will spend all kinds of money on his own, and will soon enter a variety of sad lives. Of course, this also means a lot of moving plots-it's a pity that He Ming should not be involved in this, and he will start hanging out immediately.

Conscience and morality: This point is also very complicated, there are many kinds of "your behavior determines your subsequent life". And after some things are done, unless you hang up to find out who the insiders are, and then kill them all, you can "keep it secret".

But it is still unreliable, because suddenly one day because of talking in his sleep, or the person under investigation actually came to the door with the help of a god... Because the investigator is not a fool, as long as he can analyze it, it will be fine.

Whoever has the ability, then excludes whoever, and the last one is the murderer.

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"Not bad, high-end goods are high-end goods. I'm sure." He Ming nodded, but turned off the copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" without hesitation. For no reason, the Three Kingdoms are too backward—no, they are too old , not to mention that after the unification of the Three Kingdoms, he can only conquer the world unless he continues to hang out, otherwise?

Well, at least he doesn't have time to wait for the population to increase from generation to generation.

So he jumped to the "A Monkey's Struggle" that he had long been interested in-well, the correct name is: The Life of Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

ps: the first update. To be continued. .

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