Chapter 1944 "The World Is Difficult", A Gathering of Stars (Part 1)

A visual feast, beautiful costumes, moving armor, exquisite and large jewelry, and very obvious extraordinary discord provocations, impacting the entire earth. Of course, the "alien" who also watched it didn't take it seriously, which means that human beings will not appreciate the very grand feast of fashion and beauty of men and women of chimpanzees.

He Ming had an idea. He began to feel that, to a certain extent, men are far more "beautiful" than women, or are easier to be "beautiful". ...In fact, it should all be the life of the King of Superman. If there is a "great future", it will be even more awesome.

Of course, in He Ming's eyes, in his heart, he will never admit "masculinity". He is too conservative, and he is very disgusted when he sees any basic love. This is the same source of pollution as public knowledge. He tries to change the whole society all day long. Sexual orientation, don’t even think that reality is reality, do you use your younger brother to fuck your gay friend’s chrysanthemum or learn from the old American Sao Nian to make money by performing musical instruments in the toilet of KFC.

Are there any differences? No, attack and receive, receive and attack.

No matter how beautiful the words are, the process is also very disgusting.

It is also a matter of course, if the world knows He Ming's thoughts, it must be "heartbroken".

But no matter what, from today onwards, "masculinity" has been swept away in all directions. Many former hangers who think that they have a godlike body, a face, and a godlike temperament rushed to the mirror and looked at it for more than ten minutes before they recovered. Confidence, but after returning to the TV for more than ten seconds, my heart is beating violently. I feel that I have changed from a super handsome guy to a handsome country bumpkin and a handsome wretch.

That's all. That's the only way to go.

Why is this?

Because when you become an unbelievably handsome guy, he will become an even more unbelievably handsome guy.

Today's male models are not what they used to be. In the past, don't look at the handsome men in Europe and the United States, but the strange thing is that Jay Chou, the king of Smecta's stick drama, is not as popular yet. Are all appearance associationists blind?

No, in fact, it’s the same reason that supermodels don’t have Teacher Cang, and godfather’s young models are popular—there’s no feeling of “love”.

That is, there is no **. In reality, I don't see myself as a 1.6-meter-meter, 6-headed, beautiful-looking goddess who is 10,000 times sexier.

To use a more scientific concept, she and he cannot trigger your hormone switch, and cannot make you rush to have a blast.

The specific reason is generally that, first of all, these male models are relatively similar, and they always have a noble temperament.

"Jieao" (that's not real Jieao, as I said before, humans in the old days had no temperament).

So to put it mildly, it is the Prince of England. The worst part is that they are sexually frigid, and what is even more unfortunate is that these British princes and French handsome men all wear relatively "noble" and "very valuable" clothes at every turn. It's the same reason a supermodel wears a million-dollar diamond bra. Absolutely not as attractive as the 1.6-meter tall, small, beautiful-legged, big-legged goddess wearing a ten-yuan cotton bra on the street stall, which is completely close to life.

The fatal thing is that this kind of clothing does not stimulate relevant desires.

In fact, they don’t have expensive watches, water green jade, large diamond rings, and Lamborghinis are sweet and moving, because these are obvious material temptations, those clothes are not—I can’t wear the relevant style! When I am an idiot!

Last but not least. Old-fashioned, downright boring, fashion-design gurus of yesteryear. A design without innovative aesthetics ruins that.

Such as classics, etc., it is too difficult. Jeans and suits are popular all over the world, but they can only be regarded as an innovative style, and the tattered jeans after that are all old-fashioned. .

Besides, for the most important consumer market reason, even some classics of the old days are not widely publicized, because you can’t afford Valentino’s classic bags anyway.

So you can easily find HD movies of a love action movie teacher, but you can't find even Gisele Bundchen's most classic catwalk.

After all, this market will not be open to the poor, so it has formed a relatively niche range, and finally the models, in their lifetime, are not as popular as the kings of Jay and Bieber.

It's completely different now, everything is different, the country bumpkin He Ming is careless, and there is no "mutation", but the elites, experts, a few men and most women on the scene become unnatural in the malicious filming of the extremely high-definition TV station Speaking of it, this kind of unnaturalness is called "love", of course you can also understand it as "estrus".

So it became a few men, and most women raised their feet and legs together.

Because let’s start with the clothes. This time, the Chinese fashion masters have a lot of design patterns, and they are good at using super handsome boys to visually bombard them. Therefore, in He Ming’s eyes, the clothes style has changed from post-modernist elites to classic clothes. Golden breastplate of ancient Chinese emperors.

In the later period, wearing the whole body, even the gorgeous cloak with a height of more than ten meters, multiple feathers, and huge tassels, in terms of visual effects, it is unaffordable to be as strong as the Chinese Empire in the old days, and it will go bankrupt.

In the eyes of experts, professional elites, and masters, what a delicate beauty this is! This is an extraordinary time-traveling, perfect sweet beauty!

Well, gay men can't stand it, that's what's wrong with Superman, and the dick is too strong - which is great! Every second has never been so passionate, strong, struggling, and endlessly eager to feel life! Oh, mate, oh, mate!

This perfectly shows the charm of men, and it also proves that men are actually sometimes—at this time, far more "pretty" and easier to be "beautiful" than women, because there are too many advantages to express, and the figure, A lot of temperament and charm can be formed through a lot of exercise. If a woman becomes a muscular man, and the white rabbit becomes a muscle mass-God, it is an unimaginable and desperate scene. At least the baby will no longer have breast milk to eat.

And the most important temperament is also very clearly expressed, like the sweet smile of a woman at this time. In fact, the score has dropped a lot, but for men, all they need to do is look wild and unruly. As long as his face is cold and indifferent, it’s ok, and the more ruthless guy, with his arrogant and prejudiced face, and his proud eyes, walks through like a king’s land——I believe that the Qing palace drama should have the best candidate to play Kangxi Xiaomazi, Or Emperor Qianqiu, lover of literary prison. Qianlong.

I am Qianlong, and I speak for the ferocity of the Qing Dynasty, which is the human rights of democracy and freedom. Please call me Qianlong, the leader of the Qing Dynasty, and my English name is Edward the Executioner.

My Qing Lijian. In the 18th century, the free country in the hearts of the people of the world, the free homeland looked affectionately across the Pacific Ocean.

He Ming thought about it for a while and immediately understood that in the final analysis, it is still human beings on the earth, and men have the confidence to dominate the earth and the highest power in human society. Or instinct. Like women can really do it in this day and age. But even I don’t believe it, as far as mating is concerned, women are already a head lower than men, although in many areas, from the past to the present, before mating, men are really eaten by women to tears.

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Not from He Ming's point of view, on-site and global. The male model catwalk pushes the feast to a hot level, just in a few seconds. Some male models are famous all over the world. Interestingly, Europeans and Americans admire handsome boys of yellow race, while people of yellow race appreciate handsome boys of white race. What about black people? It can only be self-appreciation of one's own race.

Although the black people after the operation of the abdominal muscle brother actually have the supernatural skin aesthetics, it is not black, but a deep and very beautiful color—unfortunately, the same as the more extraordinary white people, the most extraordinary, Therefore, Brother Abs must have a preference for people of the yellow race living together in the world at the same time.

The most terrible thing is, fuck, he is not as good as a white person, and he is not as temperamental as a yellow person.

Abs you've been racist, haven't you?

He Ming was very helpless about this: idiot, don't you know that niggers are born short and wretched? Big idiot, don't think that the descendants of elite black slaves in the United States are all black, okay?

Therefore, some celebrities, of course, the great crisis of men has also arrived. They are lively and lively on Weibo, personal websites, etc., but they are surprisingly sad, because they find that they have nothing to do. Erkang and his ilk who have become famous in the era.

Now it’s hard for artists to mix, because there are no jobs in the whole society, so there are more idiots who think they are hanging or beautiful, and what’s even more painful is, well, these idiots have the money and money that investors in the old days were desperate for. condition.

So, in the entertainment industry, like Tianwang Dehua and Tianwang Jay Chou can temporarily defend their dignity, other entertainers... woo woo woo.

Female celebrities, entertainers, and women who rely on their fame to make a living also took the opportunity to hype up. They boasted and hinted at how awesome their godfather and good brother are even though they couldn't even enter the knockout rounds, so winning awards in this kind of competition is really a piece of cake. Dear friends, look at me when the time comes—it’s a pity that there are no zombie fans now, so it’s really painful to repost at most a few thousand, after all, it’s like a popular person, it’s already tens of trillions of trillions of reprints——No No zombie fans yet? So how can there be so many reprints of the earth's population of more than 8 billion?

"Mystery Man". You know, mystery people. The aliens prosper the earth, and the aliens love the center of the universe, the earth!

Naturally, all kinds of related industries and companies also took the opportunity to make various hypes, such as inviting famous male models to participate in their super blockbusters, or inviting them to shoot commercials, like some very strange in the old days, but very beautiful advertisment.

Now if you use an old guy to shoot your advertisements all the time, then your loyal customers will also wonder if you are sick. Do you think that old guy is Tianwang Dehua or Brother Abs?

There is no way, competition in entertainment and related industries is too inhumane, and the good times are gone forever. This is not the old age when having a Newton IQ can pretend to be a genius. Now you're Superman so you have the IQ of Newton in history? It's a pity that you are a superhuman imbecile who would laugh at you.

In addition, all kinds of fans started activities, wanting to compete for awards for the pretty boy in their hearts, the true lover for a period of time, who is completely unknown, low-key but enthusiastic and enthusiastic, and become the biggest winner tonight, He is also the number one handsome boy in today's human society.

Of course, among them, the vote of Brother Abs is decisive, because the most viewers still vote for the results of Brother Abs. For no reason, there are too many handsome boys, so who does Brother Abs take a fancy to. I vote for whoever I vote for, and then wait for the audience to draw a lottery afterwards, although the prizes are amazing. But just like the American Lottery from the past to the present is still the super prize of the Chinese Alliance. Don't look at the tens of billions of money as the golden round coupons of the Chiang government, but you still have to win the lottery.

He Ming has no resistance to super handsome guys and pretty boys, nor does he have any envy or hatred. He has never been that kind of villain, he is a hypocrite with the world in mind.

So he gave all 8 to 10 points. In fact, 8 points is the lowest, and only very good clothes are waiting for him to give 10 points. Unlike female models, he gave almost all 10 points.

This is a very important score, otherwise it would be like some "genius" superhuman experts. The fashion devil, such as the one in Guo Bang's position, her highest score is only 5 points, which is usually the lowest score. 1 point. Some models are believed to have wept backstage. This is really unfair, the original Abang could still give five or six points.

For male models, fashion female devils and male devils are also very picky. They can only give relatively high scores unless they have something or element that they think is great. If it is perfect, it will be seven or eight points, the highest score. ? That doesn't exist? Unless it is the second generation of abs brothers on the catwalk.

As for the children who go on the catwalk, now European and American male and female monsters are also forced to deal with it in the warm way of Chinese society. Otherwise, you can't mix in China—in fact, He Ming has already noticed that it's the children's turn, especially his second generation, to come out to the catwalk. Scores can only be given: 8 points or more.

including him.

It doesn't matter, anyway, no matter how good the kids are, everyone in the children's section has a prize. In the adult section, it's still a bloody competition. Don't look at some chicks and good sisters, some pretty boys and good buddies shout so sweetly, and now the backstage is also exposed "Interesting" intrigue, charming betrayal.

He Ming sensed that it was a real person, but it was different from the TV, in fact, both parties benefited, because they hyped each other and got a reputation index of 1+1 equals 10.

Don't trust the TV, even if the sudden tantrums and temper tantrums in this kind of "live" program, they are 100% acting—otherwise you are crazy, how can there be so many anger and so many inexplicable tantrums.

But his puzzle is: Why do so many human beings who are so good in appearance do such stupid things?

If you are in the position of the other party, then you must only date one wife, have multiple attractive sex friends, change regularly, foreign girls and foreigners - is there a difference? Yes, foreigners may refer to aliens and Arabs. It has now been proven that Arab beauties are top beauties too. Chinese Diaosi loves to death, is crazy about love, and does not hesitate to fight money and knives with Arab local tyrants.

Then eat, drink and play all day long. In this way forever, the satisfaction of personal life must exceed that of brother abs.

Because abs... well, he is, so he knows himself, he's so fucking lacking in personal time, and he can't help but be annoyed by the first phase of his life, big ass, low-key, low-key, professional, Wait a minute, stop waiting for the people!

You don't listen!

Do you think you are making a fortune? No, you are ruining the good life!

But this is the "wheel of history"!

The grand male model catwalk show finally came to an end. After a very quick break, many good shows from the China League appeared.

First, there are some familiar yet unfamiliar Uranus-level singers and groups that finally came up, and they immediately put on a performance with such a level of ecstasy and devotion. Those are Uranus superstars that He Ming can't recognize at all, even though he can sing others, one of them wears It's almost like Versace's "Stupid Kid", but Wang Guorong's popularity is not as good as in the past, especially when he just became a god.

Otherwise, He Ming would definitely know that for the tall and handsome Futian Wang Guorong, stupid children never have to sing!

Why did Wang Guorong's godhead fall so quickly? why?

Because in this fucking new era, there are too many super handsome guys and pretty boys, and the gentle and affectionate, perfect man style like in the past is no longer feasible. Who the hell are you pretending to be innocent? In private, it's not like Brother Guanxi wants people to eat your small rice sausage.

Now in the entertainment circle, there are mainly three styles, one has a strong backer, and then you can do anything stupid...it doesn't matter. Representative He Huan.

Second, it is the power faction and the idol faction of the new era. The same style is to hang on, to be wild and uninhibited, but also to be affectionate and moving to make people crazy and outrageous, at least in the brand new idol drama, no matter how unreasonable But we must express this kind of charm, from bad to extreme but suddenly express the gentleness of a beam of sunshine in life.

Usually before death.

So it became "No matter how bad you are, no matter how unrestrained you are, no matter how many women you have, but I (the heroine's name) just love you!"

Three, it is the style of the abs brother, this style is the most, because it is so easy to learn, it is as easy and simple as passing the fifth level of English with today's intellectual conditions.

But to become a heavenly king, one has to establish one's own style from the style of the ab muscle brother, that is, stand on the shoulders of the ab muscle brother and stand out from the crowd.

For example, brother abs has always been difficult to make a country, but you are acting in street stall literature and officialdom novels, facing an absolutely beautiful and charming lonely wife, big boobs, guarding yourself like a jade, following you infatuatedly only for one time in a thousand years, waiting for you to travel through time and be reborn , and then don't hesitate to present your integrity, you must express your "own characteristics" in the midst of adversity and rejuvenation.

This has a certain degree of difficulty.

Because it was a normal man, at this time the whole body was soft and only one place was hard. Including facial muscles, it is also very wretched to think about it.

Absolutely not. Can't. Can't stand out. Although you are really mad, or know that you are going to be mad.

But it can't, definitely can't be a fake joke, there is no such ridiculous great man; it can't be a lewd smile, this is the indecent attitude of a small person in the face of an affair, a beautiful lonely wife, a big boobed mature woman, and it will disgust the TV. The audience in front of you, including potential fans.

At least this is not a street stall literature novel about pipes, but a street stall literature novel about rural cadres. This kind of novel can use the expression above, that is, do it, do it, do it!

However, Brother Abdominal is not a village cadre.

The above three types of styles, such as Tian Guorong, are very regrettable and cannot be learned.

so what? Look at the heavenly king Dehua, the old heavenly kings like the elder brother of the heavenly king, Cheng Niao Guorong, will know the status quo.

The world is difficult, so the role of playing tricks can't be left to you, my good brother.

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)