Chapter 1968 The King of the Boyfriend (Part 1)
Therefore, the most "poor" Cinderella member seems to be a girl who is not valued in the family. She is only a more distant relative to Guo Bang, or even a cousin of a good classmate's seventh aunt and eighth aunt. Joined the entourage, wearing an elegant pink dress suitable for innocent girls, the style is a little more mature, it looks like nothing else, and the appearance is beautiful, first of all, the super beautiful legs starting from 120 cm without stockings, how white is that Seductive, flawless, in the old days it would be the "Global Goddess", the most beautiful of mankind.
There are also some small arms exposed in this dress. From the small arms to a pair of bare hands, it is so perfect that it surpasses the skin like cream, and the fingers are so slender and perfect that it is difficult to continue to enhance the standard. If there is a creator such as God, it must be taken out. Countless years of hard work and striving for perfection in perfection can be completed. Maybe, it can't be done at all.
But compared to a pure and delicate picture, which symbolizes all beauty, represents all youth and dreams, and is suitable for all love-hate stories. The face, as well as the pure, delicate, symbol of all beauty, but it represents all the farewell to youth, a new dream, suitable for more love and hate stories...... Everything is in the words - it is impossible to describe, although The pure girl's breasts and the looming beautiful buttocks really ignite the hormones, that is, that is the "like point".
However, such a stunning person, here, is the real Cinderella, nothing outstanding, the shining point is her, their jewelry, or necklaces, some pearl earrings, diamond necklaces, gemstone bracelets. Some of the best of the best, the best of the best. It seems that countless most beautiful substances and rays of light are concentrated on it, and then transcend time, spreading beauty forever.
Therefore, if He Ming has the heart, he may have a little understanding of his one hair property, which is jewelry. Then he will immediately find out, damn, what's going on, aren't many of my high-level universe precious jewels that have not yet been opened? How did his mother get here?
He didn't draw on these large-scale lotteries, so it's a layer-by-layer borrowing.
The famous story "Necklace" in the Chinese textbook that He Ming has read. If the Cinderella here is still the rich second generation, if you lose it, you will really go bankrupt-if you hope you are lucky enough, it will come soon, but it will be the second batch of super fucked abs who are super crazy and big In the lottery, winning and winning again!
It is worth mentioning that all beliefs related to luck. The incense should not be too hot, just like Maitreya Buddha, which symbolizes the lucky Buddha in Buddhism, and in the United States, some temples are so big that you can really see the aisle from the moon... Of course, it is the vision of ordinary people.
Egypt, Greece, South America, Africa, Thailand, India, Japan, Smecta, whoever is the god of luck, that is... to reach the sky in one step and enjoy unprecedented human incense.
But in the final analysis, he still won the lottery for the abs brother. Fuck other bastards to death, let yourself be a big hit! Zhongzhongzhongzhong! Winning his first prize leaves other mentally handicapped only consolation prizes!
across from the parties,
For the many guests who can come here, usually female guests or older guests, it is inevitable that there will be a lot of "unbelievable, angry liver pain." and "family disputes".
Needless to say, the female guests feel that they are as beautiful as the gods among the gods. As far as jewelry is concerned, they seem to be the only rich woman in the world.
But when I got here, I was actually sent a photo by an old friend insidiously on the way. I feel on par with myself, although my old friend immediately flashed a triumphant smile when he saw him.
Then when I got to the scene, I went into the angry mode, hating my husband and boyfriend. The unforgivable Grandet, what is wrong with learning, he has to learn the country bumpkin style of Brother Abs! You must get him when you go back!
But I believe that the hormones of the husband and the man will also be ignited after returning this time.
As for the older guests, there are men and women, and they are generally old enough to have grandchildren. But there are no grandchildren.
So in this beautiful age, you still haven’t had children—no, but you really can’t have children? Then go to hell!
Many of these guests are like He Ming's parents in the past who were younger than He Ming, and he himself was younger than his children. But even though the situation is the same as that of He Ming's family, and even in some families, the parents are younger than the sons and daughters, but this does not mean that the parents will immediately return to their youthful eighteen-year-old minds, and they will not be able to think about life and things, so no matter what There are a lot of children, not because the children are super cute and invincibly cute-in fact, this is a very important reason.
Rather, this is the basic function of being a human being. If a human being cannot reproduce, what is the difference from a salted fish?
No, the example of "a person without a dream is a salted fish" cannot be used here. It can only be changed to "if a person cannot reproduce, then he is a single-celled organism."
As a result, when a sad Caucasian or a few black beauties marry into a standard Chinese family that is Han, they immediately find that they have already had a mission of great importance, which is actually a mission that is more important than heaven and earth: to live raise children. If you can't do that, you won't have any status.
Although there are many families, small husband and wife families, even wealthy small husband and wife families, there is no need to live with their parents at all, and now human beings have already bid farewell to dwellings, unless you have heavy taste hobbies. Despite the strong demands of parents, especially grandparents, they can at most live in a "home" that is as big as a district in the past and must have many houses.
However, if grandparents want to enter their residential area, they will know it immediately through the home intelligent system, and even need to open the door like an old-fashioned behavior to enter.
So in this era, Chinese otaku have a better luck index. Even in Jing'an and Huangpu districts of the old magic capitals, they still have large mansions occupying 5,000 to 6,000 square meters, and they live alone. They still have too many means in the new era, especially when you live in China under the "conservative" people's regime.
What's the meaning? Parents can even forcefully take over your life.
Like the United States, when a child is just born, the government forcibly separates the family relationship in the name of democracy and freedom, forming a cold relationship between money and the law, just like the public can talk about democracy and freedom as much as they want. Even spread rumors because of this, but Wu Mao talked about the Turkish Communist Party, and even the real history, so what happened? Dog mongrel, stinky five cents. voila. It turns out that this is "democracy and freedom". I am the only one who is the only one who is the truth. I can invent history as much as I want, and I can lick the American dad's chrysanthemum to my heart's content.
And don't look at this era, in fact, there are still a lot of these contents. Inescapable, dark and light.
Therefore, this kind of relationship also tempts many people to go to the United States, because the real freedom is great, and "I am super rich!"
these people. More and more people, the pain of the yellow race lies in: the abdominal muscle brother is not only a country bumpkin, but also a "smelly five cents". Well, then you are still the son of the Chinese people, but you have to be an uncle in the United States-until the abs no longer serves the people.
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He Ming didn't know these "love and hatred". In fact, sometimes he is very slow and "imbecile" in some aspects-in fact, he is too lazy to waste any time, the intrigue between ants, love and hatred? Sorry. I am Erkang, so don't pretend to be aggressive to me!
I can sing love is deep and rainy, I have seen Ziwei's airport and peach blossom garden, do you have any? How old are you? It's embarrassing to pretend to be a Canadian to a lover.
However, just like this, just one appearance has already made many guests understand the taste of life, the ups and downs, and it has also allowed many parties to reap and begin to reap the taste of life continuously, sweet and sweet—the reason for continuous harvesting is because Afterwards, some Internet sailors were hired to continue hype in Tianya gossip. When the time comes to read the replies, it is really... a source of sweetness that never dries up! Otherwise what do you think life is? Pretend to be a good sister or a good sister among so many girls in Abang? You are an idiot, you haven't watched all kinds of love-hate dramas on Treasure Island, mainland romance dramas, and palace dramas. Smecta Korean drama?
If you really do this, people will be on guard against you day and night.
But no matter what, these are just the turbulent undercurrents in the personal world, which is not the same as drinking. Repeatedly seeing how flat the daughter-in-law’s belly is filled with anger, but in the blink of an eye, it is a gentle smile, especially for those who want to hack each other to death because the other party is fat. The grandson and the big fat granddaughter still have to provoke the "old friend" of the axe in front of their own eyes.
But what can I do, I will revive my "wife" again? I'm sorry, the years, the years, have worn away the passion of the little brother - the little brother no longer has passion for his wife.
This is the sad thing about a mortal becoming a god. You can't forget, you can't forget, the way others look at you, losing is more cruel than not getting... Wait, you should never forget, you can't forget, the way you look at your wife, your wife So many years of wrinkles, fat, and parasites have proved the cruelty of getting~
Oh, what a brutal Fauvism, Expressionism, Abstractionism, Futurism-like body painting.
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The cutscene took about an hour. There were 270 second-generation Guobang babies, more than 5,000 babies of similar age, more than 100,000 young babies like the second-generation Abbas, and more than 500,000 bigger babies. Parents, relatives, little sisters, buddies, secretaries, housekeepers, bag-carriers and other entourage groups are really huge, but they only occupy the upper five floors of the eighteenth floor of the largest pyramid.
But at this time, He Ming had already hidden his merits and fame. He saw that the beauty guide of the King of Superman should put out the most effort in his life to express the most elegant and most indecent frequently operated beautiful buttocks all the way to the most important area, officially I started eating and drinking, and put my feet on the wine table, it doesn't matter, this is called "freedom and democracy in a friend's house".
He refused to sit with the three Hu Bosen brothers, and even more refused their attempts to sit over—for no reason, if in the old days he absolutely didn’t want to sit at the same wine table with Kobe or Yao Ming to eat, it would make him appear " Life begins to have shadows."
Now the big and small Hao are two bad boys, and they have not seen each other for a few days, and they are taller and mightier than He Ming. Fortunately, He Ming's attitude is always at the level of the disabled. After all, he is not tall. In other words, a height of more than 1.7 meters can only show that "the family is ugly and the man is short".
Of course, some tall, handsome and rich people are also sympathetic, but He Ming suspected that they were tall, handsome and rich, so he saw Mr. Cang and other works in advance, so no matter how much milk he drank, he would drink hot milk from the small passage below at night. After the sudden death of the person who stood in my way, I felt emptiness, annoyance and tears, and repeatedly opened the goddess QQ to launch it in a way that was hesitant to speak, artistically beautifying it as "Jerking off".
The area where He Ming is still a young man is of course an important place, only his natal brother-in-law is there. And younger members of the Abs family can enter. But most of them are with their own people.
He Ming's parents are on the other side of the same district. They only met with Guo Bang's parents a few times. It is impossible to sit together because of their status. Now, the earth driven by this hillbilly multiverse hero. The social atmosphere is very free, and it is also a country bumpkin style, neither big nor small, with mud legs.
Then, social communication is no longer the status of the leader in the past, so who the hell is you now? Instead some leaders. Guan'er has become the least status, because in the social environment, everyone hates these posers very much, the humanoid toilet on the head.
Of course, the leaders and officials can still be happy, because there are still a lot of people with no status. Such as the "sinner" exposed through the first demon game.
They can't even appear in normal communication, such as famous public figures, a large number of netizens who were fooled in the past, fans, their reputations are all rotten, they are completely brain-dead, and cannot enter normal communication.
There is also the network water army. This is a traitor. This kind of people lost everything for petty profits. At least the services of Brother Abdominal are not provided to these people, which is equivalent to the felons in the prison-because the felons have been deprived of political rights, it is impossible for He Ming to give these people Sinners serve, even though they have the right to "lottery", because this right is equivalent to eating, drinking, sleeping... To take it away is Nazi tyranny.
This is how the Nazi tyranny tossed the Jews and so on.
But He Ming would not do that at all, felons themselves are sociopaths, etc., it is impossible for him to create demons.
There are various considerations, He Ming's secretary group. Some of Xiaohao's dog legs from the real world, including "alien" sat down at the wine table near He Ming's table. On this table, only He Ming, Xiaohao and an overweight boy enjoyed it together. It's delicious, He Ming's two fiancées and Situ Haoran's wife Liu Xu also went back. After all, the belly is already very big, and the birth of the child is just a countdown.
Soon He Longhao tried to play tricks on Situ Aotian. He sat in front of Situ Aotian and took out all kinds of things to lure him into doing stupid things.
"Go, go!" Situ Haoran pushed He Longhao away, and took over the control of his precious son. The latter also wailed happily a few times, and then ate the delicious food his father handed over.
He Longhao was on the other side, actually continuing to work hard through the old round wine table that was half the size of a basketball court and even bigger.
After wasting more than ten minutes, the small tricks were not in vain. Under his repeated temptations, Situ Aotian did another stupid thing: put the cover of a huge crab on his head as a hat.
When Situ Haoran, who was gnashing his teeth, wanted to take it away, Fat Boy was still unwilling, because He Longhao clapped his hands vigorously, applauded loudly, and flattered him endlessly. He was excited like a monkey.
He Ming eats and drinks without distraction, and now because he is too smart, and this super smart brain is used for a long-term skill: eating and drinking, so Brother Abdominal gradually becomes as efficient in eating as if he was performing surgery. It seems that he can get the achievement of Superman Gourmet, or Superman Advanced Foodie.
Suddenly, He Ming's nose smelled, a burst of elegant and charming fragrance that should be just right for the master's mood to be enthusiastic and unrestrained. When he looked up, he saw more fragrance wind engulfing in a red figure. The bright yellow orange drink was delivered to his mouth. This drink is very beautiful, and there are also very beautiful orange slices floating on the drink. He drank it, and then he spit out this delicious drink.
It took him the first half of drinking to recognize the visitor. It was Lu Wenyi, the sister of his wife Lu Wenjing. Naturally, this super beauty was basically the same as Lu Wenjing, because what Lu Wenjing had, she must have some resources. From now on, at this moment in today's world, she can be regarded as a top-notch beauty, but she has an elegant and generous temperament-it doesn't matter, but her wealth, kill me, she is countless times more coveted than brother abs, but you can't get it For her, life would be better than death.
Some of Lu Wenyi's fame, or overall fame, far surpassed He Ming's wife, or He Ming's wife was not as good as the other, and she even surpassed He Fang, and in some fame, such as her status among men, she surpassed Brother Abdominal.
There are of course two reasons. First of all, the "character and attitude" (net worth and property) are super sweet and touching. Because of the touching family affection of taking care of her own sister, this is the best "good wife and mother" (the first rich woman).
And this is the most important reason, she can indeed get it.
Otherwise, He Ming's actual eldest sister, He Fang, is the most popular, but can he get it? , that was too difficult. It was a...female man.
The reason why a female man is single is definitely not that he has no money and is not beautiful enough, but that he is too difficult to date. It's like you, as a male with a normal sexual orientation, have to be gay.
What surprised He Ming was, my dear, there is a man standing next to Lu Wenyi. "Passionate love" at the level of life and death.
Don't ask He Ming how to tell, this is really an insult to the love saint.
Well, in fact, this is not the point at all, He Ming just cares a little about the important family members of his wives.
Just a little level.
So the point is, this man, at first glance, looks, in fact, gave He Ming the feeling that he is "really? sissy", the best "girlfriend" among homosexuals, and the king of bearing.
So because he was frightened, He Ming spat out the drink in his mouth, and because of his posture, he immediately sprayed it on his Baleno pants.
Situ Aotian immediately showed a "sneering" (or familiar) expression: That's why you peed your pants.
It doesn't matter, people all over the world don't watch this kind of pediatrics anymore, but cry watching, this winner of life who has gained the most popularity tonight, the king in the history of the boy, the king of the boy.
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