Chapter 2001 Earth: Goodbye, Mortal Monkeys (Part 2)

Only one minute later, half of the earth, mainly in the Eastern Hemisphere of Asia, was ruled by the Royal Salute and the Super Royal Salute. The Royal Salute has fireworks and wine.

In the sky below 1500 meters, there is a grand heaven full of fireworks. The fireworks are so dense that a large number of airborne environmental protection mechanisms are activated immediately, otherwise the smoke from the fireworks would have been more terrifying than the eruption of a hundred super volcanoes.

However, the current earth is not the "primitive planet" of the past. Even if the super war between South Korea and Japan broke out before the outbreak, the number of "accidentally injured" ants is less than a few hundred. Because the backward and primitive large-scale weapons cannot be used on the earth, such as the howitzers of the old era.

And now countless brand-new shells can be understood as having the function of super armor-piercing shells. You must know how strong and incredible materials are constantly updated in this era. If you continue to use old-age explosives, I am afraid that even the thin skin of the old Japanese plastic car can’t be broken. wore.

So many fireworks prove that the power of the people is indeed the greatest. This is beyond the reach of any wealthy family. After all, it is impossible for any wealthy family to set off fireworks all over the world at the same time. They are still huge and backward gunpowder fireworks. I can't take it anymore, this isn't the 80's. My kid, that is, the kid with abs, sees some fireworks and jumps up to them. It's a good life to pick up a few firecrackers that escaped being smashed to pieces. .

And setting off fireworks also has some psychological content, such as setting off by yourself, then it is a good life, what disturbs the people? . This is Ximin.

Why? Lao Tzu is the people!

Therefore, the setting off of fireworks by countless people is the largest in the world. Of course, it cannot be considered the scale in the universe. Any wealthy family can easily surpass the working people. Oh, a "monkey" of Earth to be precise.

The reason is because of happiness, and the celebration that has gradually become the standard of society. "Becoming a god" is more important than marrying a beautiful wife and giving birth to a fat boy. At least it means that you have finally stopped the "old man"; within a few seconds, you will rush to spring. Oh, run to forever eighteen.

In fact, just pick up a Superman magazine and you will know: more youthful and energetic. It is countless times more permanent youth than ordinary monkeys when they were still a fertilized egg.

Modern monkeys actually start to age in their teens. More than 20 is very obvious, of course some monkeys will never admit it, nor do they have this kind of artist-level observation ability and sensitive heart. They can only see the old man and realize, oh, I'm old.

Especially some stupid asses who love to go to nightclubs to destroy themselves, no cosmetics can save them.

Of course they never cared about themselves. Life is lonely and ruthless. Kindergarten will not love anymore!

Ok.

Stop talking nonsense, because now everything is over, believe that the earth can say to humans, goodbye, mortal monkeys. But don't be proud, even if you become a god, believe me your stupidity is still incurable.

Except for China, the whole world is still wind and sunshine. In the space coffee shop above the earth's orbit, the supermen who kneel down to celebrate or continue to drink coffee in a "light and calm" can't see the huge and dense fireworks except in Asia. Only some areas, such as America's Chinatown. So it seems that it is a very small-scale salute of Chinese families-the United States wants to set off a large number of gunpowder fireworks of the old era, which is still a problem like mortals ascending to the sky. Expensive and cumbersome, otherwise niggers would have had new toys.

Of course, people in the western world have various opinions, including Smecta and Little Japan: Abandoning the old fireworks is the progress of civilization.

Please love the earth, your mother's homeland.

In fact, to put it bluntly, poor and stingy.

Anyway, most of the Chinese netizens now understand that these idiots have the same virtue as the Chinese public. They are sages and "masters of prophecy" on the Internet, but in reality they are delinquent women, or regular customers of very cheap delinquent women.

Wait, why not flirt with chicks? Why not teach and educate schoolgirls, talk about life and lament the system?

They are too flattering, those tender girls are really big-chested and brainless? How is it possible, since he graduated from elementary school, he has already mastered a lot of spare tires, that is, all the ways of using men, so it is too easy to control men, how can he be fooled? hell!

What's more, it's like the well-known old and stupid faces, people still don't lose their appetite, it's not as good as the pimple-covered hanging silk, and there are advantages: sincerity and youth.

Apart from more and more fireworks celebrations, a large number of ordinary humans mainly celebrate online. Today is also the moment when the number of Dragon Armor Immortals online is the least. There are countless reasons but one reason: a large number of mysterious people will annoy you to death . But it's also very happy, like countless aliens are kneeling and licking you, but you are just a monkey on the earth, from birth to death, you didn't have any creativity, talent or flash.

Everything is different now, and they all have to become gods!

Therefore, a large number of people return to reality, go up to the surface of the earth, welcome the moment of God, and enjoy the glory of God's prosperity.

Of course, this is the glory of the Chinese people. For no reason, brother abdominal muscle is a son and daughter of China who loves the motherland deeply, has never been so affectionate, eager, and strong, and easily moves the sky and the earth.

Ordinary human beings, now based on the latest population statistics of various countries-the governments of various countries obtain the latest population data of their countries through the citizenship at the time of the lottery, otherwise there is no way.

Then there are about 5.3 billion ordinary humans including newborns and embryos, not superhumans.

In fact, apart from how generous and benevolent He Ming and Brother Abdominal were this time, the embryo was counted as a child in the mother's womb. Of course, it cannot be a fertilized egg. Anyway, at least a legal pregnancy certificate is required. And it's so easy.

The lottery is conducted by the parents, but the prizes will be transferred to some institutions of the Abdominal Brothers Foundation managed by the intelligent program, and will be distributed to the beneficiaries in the most reasonable way. He or she has the wisdom of an adult to get all the wealth.

In the end, there are actually illegal "smugglers" from extraterrestrials.

These smugglers passed the passports of the Earth Management Bureau in the real world, which is another process of consent, or they did not. Anyway, brother abs acquiesces, doesn't he, as long as it's not too exaggerated.

They are active on Earth in various identities. It only takes some time to get the legal status of some countries easily. The status of those countries is too easy. You only need to pay a small amount of money. For example, a former "cannibal" tribe in Africa has just bid farewell to cannibalism. Because there are free KFC, McDonald's, and Master Kong drinks in the tribe to enjoy. Of course they also have the opportunity to draw a lottery, and they know how to draw a lottery.

But now it is almost transferred to the Chinese League, for this reason. Certainly no explanation needed.

It is definitely a million times the enthusiasm of the old public who flickered and ran to the United States. For this reason, not to mention the chrysanthemum, the soul can be sold countless times.

Socializing is a kind of power, at least with the unimaginable diligence of "alien". Smart, enthusiastic and countless activities, ordinary human beings also form a social empire of the ordinary human world, there is no way. In terms of IQ, ordinary humans are in two worlds with Superman. Especially online.

Ordinary humans who have the right to enjoy this grand event at this moment are mainly active in some super QQ groups of the Penguin Empire, as well as inside, so that they can experience a new life with countless collective senses, and share the moment of becoming a god. Of course, the promotion of a large number of Internet companies is indispensable. See , we have so many customers. But for ordinary humans. It is sure to be able to reap a lot of benefits.

The Penguin Empire was actually the most successful empire in the history of human business in the past, and it will be estimated until 2020 in the real human world. Penguin Empire will become a monster that Microsoft and Apple will tremble. It is even richer and more influential than some western developed countries.

The dream of hegemony came to an end in the era of Brother Abs, and the hegemony that expanded like a "system" went bankrupt in an instant, not because of black history but because the foundation of hegemony was lost in an instant. Chinese netizens, netizens have countless better entertainment, CF has never been so lonely.

For those business empires at that time, income in the next few years was also crucial, otherwise problems would arise.

Now it is obvious, who rules the Chinese netizens who rules the Internet, or the Western world and Little Japan? It is a pity that there are not as many Internet users all over the world as in China.

However, the biggest advantage of the Penguin Empire is the speed of light replication, so far there are signs of gradual revival, such as the successful planning of QQ in the world of Dragon Armor and Immortal Fate, which is a challenge to aliens.

Who made it impossible for the original Chinese netizens to abandon QQ? A QQ account is a "precious historical property", so as long as the QQ account exists, the Penguin Empire cannot be defeated.

Through various qq groups and post bars that have the effect of sympathizing with each other, a large number of ordinary humans have performed live broadcasts of becoming gods, and they have no jobs. What an advanced era of super technology, so old men and women are also active in the world, making some people with old hearts Sao Nian netizens are speechless, what's going on? Grandpa beats cf more than himself?

At this moment, not far from the horse market, a place of miracles, it used to be a small town that belonged to the level of birds and shit. In a garden called Hongqi Apartment, which made the central park of the old city despair, a robot can do everything with just one command. huge banquet.

Almost all the members are old men and old ladies. Of course, the general appearance and figure are those who traveled before the era of Abab.

They belong to a super QQ group, and they are also members of the 1945 Twilight Back to Youth 1945 Post Bar. It says that socializing is also a kind of power. At least lonely old men and women know how to enjoy life and socialize online when their bodies allow it.

No way, in reality there are indeed more dogs and cats than people, good friends from the past? It's a pity that people are either obsessed with games or still shopping like crazy, or they are celebrating dinners and entertaining guests all day long.

"Our chance to become a god has come! One of our beauties, Aunt Liu, is about to become a superman in the era of beautiful life. Ladies and gentlemen and children, please look forward to this moment."

The private photographers of the latest video sites are indispensable here, and they still have "dreams", so at this moment they are still out-service people, a young man, not a superman, but he must have an immediate lottery draw.

With the help of various machines and intelligent programs, he photographed old men and women, many of them, probably all the old men in this small town, and there are also a large number of "netizens" gathered here. "Birds don't shit."

Some tall sci-fi robots drew beautiful flying traces in the sky and rushed into the sky. Defying the gravity of the earth, they all came down with heavy silver suitcases, big or small, like nuclear suitcases of old times.

The countless takeaway robots that are very busy today are very top-notch. It is also a powerful top-level logistics escort robot, and even an intelligent life robot, starting from the level of the king of supermen.

Why? Being able to be on the earth, it is very happy not to make money.

What's more, at this moment, these food delivery companies still have the power of superhuman gods, and even the power of superhuman god kings are guarding various key places, and the earth is too small. Therefore, if you want to rob, it is tantamount to rebelling under their noses, which is as impossible as looting any commercial organization of Brother Abdominal.

I believe that some mortals, such as the superhuman robbers who have been planning for a long time, and the most overconfident Xingongzhi who took risks because they have no chance, must be very desperate.

There is also the era of Superman for All. It is also Superman who has become the "ordinary public", so there is no privilege, and the law should be as harsh as it is.

Of course, the privileges of superman in the old days are actually the same as military courts. It is not that you can escape punishment if you commit a felony. That's a good thing for democracies. Nazi leaders were also granted amnesty.

But today’s ordinary superman is still a powerful superman. For some minor crimes, you only need to pay for it, because it’s like you accidentally broke a piece of glass when you were an ordinary human being. Even if you accidentally knocked down the Eiffel Tower, there is no French law. If you want to kill you, you must only lose money.

Under the photography of this young photographer, a very beautiful sci-fi robot delivered the goods. With a slight smile, it is a service that still feels strange. Like the rednecks are indeed being served by the perfect machine god.

The product is No. 685 of the era of beautiful life. It looks like a golden bottle the size of a grenade. There is a very thick yellow liquid in it, which can be spread and... eaten as food. Of course, don't expect a certain delicious index.

There are also commercials with the latest optical technology. As soon as the packaging is opened, a temporary light curtain appears in front of the eyes, and the advertisement is played. But like projection, it is definitely not the latest version of the light curtain in the universe. Because of the biggest flaw, for example, it will still be affected by the environment, just like you can’t see the screen of your mobile phone under direct sunlight.

Although the commercial is He Ming's simplest idea and Hua Deliu is a highly perfect commercial model, but for the human beings on earth, it is still "outside the sky" - a very alien exotic style.

I believe that the real best will make many people feel like they are living in the world of Truman, oh, the real way is "the world of brother abs".

At least let some queens wearing Prada know right away that it must be an alien, otherwise... I want this "robot" to be my model! Otherwise, brother abs, be careful, I will expose the dark side of the world!

I am not afraid of death!

The old men and women immediately applauded, and the winner stepped forward. She was a charming "mature woman" whose appearance and figure resembled the immortal wife of Little Japan and the fitness queen of Smecta.

However, since Fang is 87 years old, the ordinary human beings who are still unavoidable are much older. Compared with women of the same age who only practiced the female toad kungfu, they are suddenly... grandma's age.

So now specifically, it is divided into the world of ordinary humans, the world of master Hama Gong, and the world of superhumans.

And this is really indescribably sad, and an old lady would be furious and insulted.

It is worth mentioning that for the practitioners of male and female toad kung fu, now the ab muscle brother can retire, just like the male toad kung fu, the female toad kung fu is a niche prize in countless lucky draws this time. There are only two million copies worldwide. If it weren't for the perfectionist's insistence to come back once, He Ming could cancel the "progress" of the two mortals.

Indeed, in his view, this is "overwhelming".

Of course he is a lover, so he will think differently. For mortals and other ordinary perfectionists, if they don’t do this once, they will have various excuses if they lose compared with others in the future: Well, I just lost one female toad skill. Abs, it's your fault.

He Ming must have nothing to say, why did the monkey create words such as "reasonable" and "reasonable"?

What an unnecessary move.

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)