Chapter 2021 Easter Eggs and Ancestors in Debt
The latest top ten choices are all out, and some people, also young people with active thinking in the past, quickly operate on the light curtain of Dragon Armor Fairy or Infinite World, and there are a lot of discussions. Many earth companies are actually run by aliens. The company immediately launched the unimaginable Chinese-Italian information, referendum.
Regarding the most important appearance, the various options in the past are disappearing for millions of people every few minutes, and these are naturally transferred to the new options, although this time the abs brother also has the latest ones that are relatively simple in the past. Performance ad image.
However, in this way, the judgment was immediately judged.
Among the latest top ten choices, it is true that Ruofeng is the most cold, and it is also the option of Gong Ziyu; women choose the ice and snow demon girl, which is also the option of hot fairy.
Pure choice seems to be only suitable for girls. Of course, girls can choose other infinite choices, but they are still girls, and even if they have a devil figure, they need to grow up further.
He Ming would never give Lori a pair of boobs that the principal of the primary school can't control.
The first choice is the doomsday boxer, the latest European and American translation of the doomsday god, the boxer from hell, is still very popular in the European and American world, according to various votes, including boys and old men, more than 90% of men are willing to choose this option .
The most common type of reason is: any muscle line of this super brutal physique has also reached the highest level of pursuit of related muscle aesthetics. So it's up to you!
If you use the evaluation of aliens, then at least the muscles of the truth power of the universe are qualified.
And the easter egg of this big option has been discovered by aliens. That is, He Ming and Brother Abdominal Muscle must add a lot of benefits, which he will not say. It belongs to the depressing "unspeakable" behavior of Lei Feng: For the greatest perfect effect, He Ming uses a lot of good things that are more feminine and soft to enhance, so it is necessary to use such a masculine and brutal body of the doomsday boxer More energy, and your own time and energy.
Lo and behold, the aliens immediately gave the price/performance ratio of various options. Among them, the price/performance ratio of Bingruo Frost is only 1.2, which is also 1.2 times that of the most common option, and the price/performance ratio of Doom Boxing Champion is 7.9.
About eight times!
What a horrible "unspeakable" price/performance ratio - He Ming can't explain it, otherwise there will definitely be a lot of protests, and human beings are like this. To be the prettiest and the strongest, "unfair" just won't work!
Wait, there are actually more... Some alien experts who also couldn't say it immediately understood that Brother Abdomo is now playing some relatively "advanced" fate-like service behaviors,
In other words, your choice determines your destiny, and whether you can eat the fattest cake depends on how smart your own brain is. Your level of sobriety at critical moments is up.
If you think about it like an alien and find some truths in the vast variety of superhuman knowledge, which is also basic knowledge, then you can conclude that appearance is not important, and cost performance is the most important choice.
Unfortunately, humans on Earth cannot ignore their appearance. Or "they" think that the most beautiful is the way of the greatest king.
This is called a winner in life, otherwise you will be a fat tiger.
For example, Big Bird Tyson is definitely not as popular as Little Bird Bieber.
And if you don't have the right to mate, you lose, and if you are serious, you lose! You lose if you look ugly!
Of course, these extra buffs, He Ming, must be used to shape the body of the Doomsday Champion, so it doesn't mean that choices like "Gong Ziyu" must be weaker than the Doomsday Champion. It can only be said that the physical strength of the doomsday boxing champion must exceed that of Gong Ziyu and so on. But at that time, human beings have fallen into habitual thinking: since people are so barbaric, their physical strength is of course comparable to their own.
voila. Sometimes monkeys explain themselves in this way, oh, this is called such a moment to cover up their ignorance, their lack of thinking and so on.
It's okay, because of the monkey, so forgive.
Humans on Earth still don’t know about the extra easter eggs, and there is a lot of information that can determine their fate. The reason why the aliens are so concerned this time is simple, and many of them are also involved—but it’s still not as good as that on Earth. Human beings, for example, to participate in surgery, you have to rush to the metropolis of Brother Abab, and then you don’t know how long you have to wait.
It is only a matter of time before there are absolutely no humans on Earth.
But for any "alien", the most anxious person is also the most calm person on the earth.
There is no need to explain this, because for the immortals, there is no concept of time. One year is like a hundred years, and a hundred years is like a million years.
And if you are really selected to wait for the metropolis of Brother Abdominal’s home, it will be a good thing in your own universe: there are many, many opportunities in the metropolis of Brother Abdominal’s home than in the countryside. .
Any one of these opportunities used to be a dream.
If humans on Earth can access the cosmic optical network and know this information, it is actually not necessarily a good thing, but an inevitable choice.
Because if I am obedient and obedient immediately, I am afraid I will be a freak on the earth, especially in the Chinese world, sir, if you choose this macho physique, do you still want to marry a wife?
If you have a wife and girlfriend, you will definitely be beaten up by others. They have long been fond of the spokespersons and models of the "Gongziyu" series. Although they know that their husbands and men are definitely not this kind of food, they have become like this kind of food. The dish is also: it is inevitable, I want to order it!
Although the ancestors in the real world must try their best to advise you, there is no shortage of women in the universe!
But, you still have to live on the earth, don't you? Because the ancestors will never agree to you, leave the earth in advance, and return to the universe to live-their large debts depend on your generosity!
Many earthlings in the real world, the authentic earthlings are already heavily in debt, the reason is very simple, in a word, you have the capital to borrow money, because you are earthlings; if you are not talented, you go bankrupt easily. The crocodile is still a big fish waiting for a fat fish like you, because you are still a human on earth. Then in the end, the bank did not dare to continue to lend money. You can only wait for the day when your best offspring from the earth will return to the universe.
And there are so many ancestors like this, I believe that some rich masters on earth still laughed too early. Or every second they squander is also a heart-wrenching moment for an ancestor.
And this kind of debt crisis continues to spread and expand, because the richer the earth is, the crazier some banks of the universe are, and it is actually easy for human beings on the earth to handle it, so it means that the money lent out by oneself must be a safe and rich profit in the future. Maybe you can still make friends with customers from the earth!
Of course, all kinds of business environment guarantees in the universe are perfect, so unless the Lord of the Earth wants to see his ancestors living in abject poverty and humiliating himself every day-this is something that advanced intelligent life completely ignores-otherwise I have to pay my ancestors back.
Banks, big and small, don’t need to oppress them at all, and only need those ancestors to go to the door of their descendants and ask for help like beggars—otherwise, the ancestors would not have all kinds of cash and other activities, such as shopping and any consumption. That is, eternal life must be the state of life of the poor.
Even participating in this offspring's relatively money-spending banquet, all the benefits were immediately taken away by the bank.
Anyway, it is equivalent to a state of complete bankruptcy. Before it is cancelled, it is really destitute and eternal life.
And in this way, more and more human beings in the real world will naturally continue to borrow and borrow money. Because it is not possible to borrow money, but more and more money!
Does it mean that you can borrow unlimited money when you can speculate on houses? Borrowing a lot of money when the economy is at its best? So what are you waiting for, Bill Gates will shine your shoes soon.
This is the most wonderful time. What are you waiting for? When will you borrow money if you don't borrow money now!
Anyway, a group of our descendants are rich men on earth!
Next, the main topic on Earth turned to the discussion about when Brother Abs will be held. The long wait has finally come to an end, and the sun and spring are just around the corner. However, if Brother Abdominal immediately announces the start, it will be a bit painful: will you lose the online benefits in the two virtual worlds? You especially offered chrysanthemums to Zheng. As well as the goddess who has served her tongue for a long time.
Humans on earth did not wait, and unexpectedly, a big commercial film officially debuted. This one is the longest, again about thirty minutes of top Superman blockbuster.
The content is the re-promotion of the top ten selections that are all kinds of passion. Finally, after the one-minute introduction by the staff, a big easter egg suddenly pops up: after a relatively fast special shot, the spokesperson of the top ten selections officially debuts. Suddenly a light was cast in the center, and the ab muscle brother appeared on the stage as if a shadow had risen.
The only downside is, abs man, you can dress up a bit!
And surrounded by such absolutely pure men, super handsome men, although the ab muscle guy still has a bumpkin style, he still has a unique style, and here is also a king's demeanor spontaneously, oh, a great man's demeanor.
Straight to the point, He Ming showed the cheap expression that the United States needs you again, pointing to the camera and countless viewers said: "Those girls teach you to love, only one brother with abs can make you perfect."
The tone is still changed to other hanging wires, and it is the result of a violent beating.
The commercial models are mouth-watering again, but they also look silly, especially for a few super handsome guys who are so detached. They also spoke in unison, repeating the tone of promoting products that only cost "999 yuan".
The abdominal muscle brother continued: "Then, please look forward to the evolutionary prosperity that will start at noon on New Year's Eve that is coming soon. We will see you there. We will meet you under the same sky and enjoy the common progress of chickens and dogs ascending to heaven. Alright, Thank you for watching today's Baizhan classic, see you next time!"
By this time, the ad still had all kinds of top-notch blockbuster effects. The light source disappeared from He Ming’s face, and the brilliance of Gong Ziyu’s spokesperson’s eyes gradually disappeared. Watch it once" and be impressed many times.
"Wow! New Year's Eve? The best time, the best choice! Then on the most beautiful day, become the most beautiful self in eternal life, discover all potential, beauty, wisdom, life factors and genes. Glow all the beauty The spring that embraces everything. The lonely wild lily, the ugly duckling at the airport, finally turned into a proud peony, a woman with a straight chest."
"Quack, don't anyone grab the doomsday boxing champion physique of Allah's European and American uncle! What? There is still voting, no way! People all over the world who love America, hurry up and choose New York!"
"I still have to vote! Vote! Choose Mashi and the hometown of Brother Abab, because we can enjoy it together!"
"Don't listen to the far ahead predictions or rumors! Choose your own city."
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