Chapter 2037 Naming the Babies (Part 2)
What's "terrible" is that the day with the least amount of food intake, that is, the fat baby's day, is not 600 earth hours a day at the house of the abs brother, but generally within 30 hours of earth time. Then Fei Tianba must drink more than a thousand bowls, that is, more than a thousand wooden barrels.
A large wooden barrel that, placed on the earth, would give a sumo wrestler a nice hot bath. It's just not high, only seventy or eighty centimeters high.
In this regard, He Wo Daneng, the main force of the foodie group, once watched the food in his hand fall to the ground... and then his chin was full of saliva called "envious light".
This is a "great achievement" in the world of foodies. Indeed, it is not an exaggeration, because the great hero Abs, one of these soups, with the same taste and the same weight, can only drink dozens of bowls and dozens of wooden barrels in a period of time.
If you try your best, you can only add a zero under sweat.
These soups are of course very delicious. On the earth in the old days, I believe that half of the human beings in the world, ordinary human beings, regardless of race and civilization, have smelled the taste on the spot or just ate a few pieces of meat and drank a bowl of ordinary bowls Soup, then you have to sacrifice your life and soul to enjoy everything, I believe there is no hesitation.
Because bliss and delicacy are right in front of you, and life is too short, so hurry up and die—in fact, it’s the same as taking drugs, you can’t help yourself, you can’t resist it.
Some fools who are divorced from reality should stop bragging. It means that you will definitely die from bleeding, and you can’t actively resist drugs. This is even more difficult than killing HIV in seconds, at least HIV can still succeed. Drugs, no.
But soup has a characteristic. That is, it is very delicious or very spicy, and all kinds of senses with super power, such as the so-called enjoyment of taste buds are also super power level, so the body will not be weak "tears of mortals" from the heat, but it also feels very satisfying after eating too much, a bit Unbearable.
It can be said that He Ming's personal enjoyment begins with the taste buds. Then to the throat, and then you can feel the heat of the stomach, and the passion of the ass.
Of course, enjoying it a few times can still be resisted. If you enjoy it dozens of times, it is really too much. If you enjoy it hundreds of times, you can only say yes. I can not make it.
It can be eliminated immediately with a little force, but why are you eating like this? This is how to enjoy delicious food. You are not a cold-blooded, ruthless garbage dump or a garbage disposal center without foodie aesthetics.
But Tianba, the little fat boy, insisted on putting various seasonings the size of small buckets in a bowl of soup, including a large slice of chili? Strange high-level universe top red-headed pepper. It's like a combination of red-skinned cucumbers and large apples. He Ming would "cry" after eating a large bowl of ordinary food, but he understands that you can't perform like this,
Because everyone can see that you finally shed the tears of an actor. But your lips are also hot.
There are others... anyway, chili or something.
Then they will all be wiped out within five minutes (earth time) at the slowest, and within tens of seconds at the fastest. The way to enjoy it is very simple. Fat Boy directly picks it up with energy, pours it out directly, it is steaming hot, the pepper flood is rushing, the big pile of fat is moving, the face of the ab muscle brother is turning pale, and then all under the pressure of energy, like The oversized straw poured every drop into Fat Boy's mouth.
However, the fast chewing of Fat Zhengtai Fat Lolita and the babies is indispensable. The specific movement is the kind of chewing that drives most of the muscles of the face and puckers up the small mouth that He Ming was prevented by He's mother when he was a child.
It's just that no one stopped him this time, and He Ming would never let the children have any influence from other people, which would make him feel sick, because he became an adult in this way, and in retrospect, it was a disgusting memory.
How do you know that the behavior of our children, full of infinite innate wisdom, is wrong? And you have to imitate the stupid hypocrisy of your stupid monkeys?
But in this way, classmate Tianba's fat face is even more amazing. He Ming really admires it very much, at least he can't do it.
After eating up, Fat Boy's lips will also swell, but it's just red and puffy. He quickly licks it a few times and it will automatically disappear. After a few times, the body will no longer provide such an unnecessary "camouflage".
But I ate more than a thousand bowls in one go, which was the size of a wooden barrel. He Ming also cared about it, but it was a pity that they all received contemptuous looks from others. Are you going to steal my food? !
He Ming had no choice but to think that Tianba voluntarily canceled or provided all kinds of strong sensory stimulation as a kind of heat energy. It is not like ordinary stupid monkeys who can only rely on sugar to produce heat energy, but real human heat energy. And once there are too many, terminal diseases such as diabetes will follow you like a shadow, what a poor ordinary monkey.
For other features, Tianba has high requirements for sleeping. He has to sleep on a space bed or sleeping bag, and there are a lot of pets, toys, food, and... Mom and Dad inside.
That is to say, it is almost equal to the state of vacuum, floating in the air, almost equal to the redneck He Ming who still likes to rest in an environment like a boat. Unfortunately, it is already an old-fashioned way of sleeping on the earth, because the latest national sleep is of course... ...love it on virtual devices!
But it is always different. For example, there are many applications of magnetic fields, which are very suitable for resting. The reason why the earth is born with intelligent life, that is, the reason why it is suitable as a test site, is the stable magnetic field. Otherwise, it would be like all kinds of science before the 21st century. It is impossible to develop, just like electromagnetic waves are unstable, strong and terrifying. Anyway, it is only a matter of chance to turn an unlucky ghost into an idiot immediately.
And it will cause sunlight to directly enter the earth, and then what? If you haven't developed the vital functions that can survive in the "high heat" environment of the microwave oven, don't try to go to civilization.
But obviously, the earth is too big, so it can't be treated very effectively for a life, so a relatively small magnetic field environment came into being, and it can also feel countless happiness, such as body cleaning, which can be done in an instant.
This fat boy, He's mother also chose a few good names, but in He Ming's opinion, it is a bit too "superstitious".
For example, what is the Taoist king, what is the god, what is the handsome Buddha, and what is the son of heaven.
They are all names with "power", and power is very complicated. Related research He Mingxiao knows not to talk about his kind of hanging silk, at least he will not continue to go to college. Then let alone the study of advanced scientific knowledge at the cosmic level.
He can only understand that if you have limited ability, don't pretend to be forceful, and if you have limited time and life is fragile, don't do stupid things.
For example, "Son of Heaven" can't just call himself the Son of Heaven, absolutely not. The 21st-century mindless people call themselves the Son of Heaven on the Internet, and they don't think that they are just poor people. In ancient times, they would kill you immediately.
In fact, unless you are the top leader of the country, you cannot call yourself a god. The Son of Heaven and the like will at least lose the so-called "mysterious attacks" of various interests of themselves and their family members within the range that science cannot explain.
For ordinary monkeys, it is usually the index of physical health and luck.
And that's all it needs to do, because it's very easy to deal with this stupid monkey.
So sometimes it's weird to you that some people are lucky and some people are unlucky, and it's the latter to some degree. Doing stupid things is not tolerated by "heaven and earth".
In fact, it is the mysterious power between heaven and earth, such as spiritual power. The ancient people's worship of the emperor is still limited, but it is enough to clean up your stupid monkey.
So after a long time of claiming to be the emperor, all kinds of bad things came out, and it was a little unlucky at critical moments. That's going off the street.
Therefore, the screen name is still the name, do not do stupid things, be serious, beautiful and humble, such as humble peasants is very good.
You changed your name to Fallen Woman. Even if you are a goddess, you will gradually become unlucky.
Of course, these are all things of the past. Now for Superman, these mysterious powers are nothing, just like the civilization of ants, the power of the world is too amazing, and it is also at the level of ants.
There is no such effect in some areas, and more in-depth research is needed.
For example, the revolution carried out by the Turkish Communist Party, especially the "Great Revolution" in a certain time and space, is carried out with the power of a country and unprecedented boiling public opinion, which means that what the people think is correct is invincible. The collective spiritual power of the people, etc., the civilizational power of history, etc., or related forces in history will immediately succumb, not to mention the storm of the new era that easily revolutionizes the baptism of the old era.
Even so, how could a poor, rootless guy, a netizen claiming to be the emperor, bear it? The Son of Heaven is the core of power in the old age, and this kind of behavior is tantamount to urinating and shitting on the graves of the dead. If there are too many people and it takes a long time, people will definitely settle their accounts.
However, it seems that superhuman power can be easily controlled, but it has been replaced by a powerful god and demon power, which has transformed itself into a master. This is one of the reasons why the powerful god and demon power was the master of the universe in the past, like the second generation of the abs brother. It is a matter of course to choose any name for human beings. There is no pressure, and it is the greatest glory and glory of any civilization.
Having said that, He Ming has made a lot of considerations. First of all, he is quite fond of Shuai Buddha. This fat boy or any baby has a very strong taste and power of the so-called Buddha, just like a very powerful spiritual power. In fact, the so-called Buddha has countless understandings, which means that life has infinite interpretations, and each person has a different one.
It's an insignificant power for a superpower baby anyway. This is an inherent basic characteristic. Who made them the second generation of Brother Abdominal? The top treasures of Brother Abdominal's countless multiverses are naturally used on them and them.
However, He Ming immediately discovered that there are already guys called He Shuaifo on the earth, and there are many of them, not to mention in the universe, Shuaifo is a good name.
Well, then he chose He Beiai. Although Beiai sounds sad, the name is still very good. First of all, there is a series of stories about Beiai, both on the earth and in the universe.
In fact, like Zhou Xuewei’s son Fei Fei He Ren’ai and Baobao He Rongrong, He Ming chose other names with potential meanings, such as How Renai is, good people have love, and He Rongrong is surrounded by love and tolerated by love.
So He Beiai is actually the love from the north, or "the love of the north".
He Mingxiang, the love of the north, should be the focus. For the love of the North is really... the love of happiness,
A relatively broad way of saying that the north is in the universe is that the east is the place where life originates and is reborn; the south is dangerous and lost.
The west is the destination of death, and the north is the end beyond death, so it is the source of happiness.
So, southeast, northwest, is a range explanation similar to reincarnation.
Of course, this is something that "science" cannot prove.
So this fat boy's mother, Sisi, and the little girl of Sisi's family. Many people, the fox spirits who gradually understand the human culture on earth also like this name very much. It can be said to be a beautiful name with various meanings.
Of course, they have watched a lot of related earth entertainment, including the Northern Love series and the East Love series. Obviously, the latter kills the former in seconds, just like the name of the former kills the latter in seconds.
However, the name Bei Ai also has many names, and it is also one of the shortcomings, so there is no way around it. It can only be like this - the stupid human beings in the real world want happiness too much!
He Ming hoped that they would all call: "I want money" forget it!
Don't affect the name of the abs brother!
In the research institutions of advanced intelligent life in the universe and high-level low-level intelligent races, love is also very important in the cognition of some low-level races. Love is the ultimate way to happiness. The best elements.
A person does not have love, even a very selfish love and a greedy love for money. Then he has no choice but to die, so He Ming is eager to give the children the word "love" in their names.
Love is the source of... goodness.
He thought it would be much better if he used to be called He Ai Ren, or He Ai Ren... At least after becoming a muscle man, when he mentioned his name, wow, how many people's hearts were touched. Make the world more loving and peaceful.
Of course, before they became famous, when they were still growing up, big and small monkeys would only be envious and jealous, and then express it in a mocking way.
Of course, when he became a class bully. Then it's an honor.
Now it's the turn of Yingqun's precious son "Da Du Du", who used to be a gentle super cute guy. Now he is getting naughtier every day, he likes to play so much, so he rarely has time to sit on the beach with his noble fat ass, he likes to roll with the children of the three Hu Bosen brothers, roll while eating.
He ran back and forth with Fat Zhengtai Fatty Lolita again, and sometimes he was absorbed in doing things he didn't understand, such as observing the behavior of one of his stupid pets, usually stroking the pet after eating and drinking enough. But I don't know how excited and stupid people are when they see the master's attention. So a wonderful cycle is formed: the more you care, the more stupid people will be.
"Great Dudu" is usually called Dudu. He likes very complex delicacies, almost exactly the same as He Ming, and there are many babies' favorites. He Ming still doesn't know what he likes the most, but he knows that he will definitely eat it. He loves to play very much, and it is also a baby that makes parents feel at ease, because he should eat, sleep and play, and he lives very happy and happy.
Like He Rongrong, Yingqun has almost hand-picked the name of the Great Governor. He has a name that is He Ming or anyone, including the aliens. After hearing this, the aliens immediately think that it must be very sunny:
He Guangming.
But under normal circumstances, or to hide his real name, he is called the Son of Light, and Yingqun's screen name is the most favorite Son of Light.
Wait, if this is the case, don't humans on earth immediately know?
The first name is Guangming, the surname is He, isn't it added up to be He Guangming?
But have you considered aliens? Are there aliens from other universes? When someone translates it, it has a completely different meaning.
Then there is Xiaoqing's fat baby. She is still with her dear brother He Wodaneng, so needless to say, she has long been a member of the foodie group. Her nickname is "gnawing", because she eats with He Wodaneng all day long. She likes to chew on food with her perfect teeth since she was born, including the barbecue that babies love. Chicken steak or seafood feast can all be treated as fruit-like enjoyment, but deliciousness is still the so-called "meat" and seafood, which are not the series of plant fruits that I love.
Of course, as a big foodie, He Wo Daneng is an all-round foodie, that is, he will eat everything.
It took He Ming a while to understand. It turned out that He Woda can eat fruits to pass the digestion time!
It's not that people like to eat the latest concept of super pistachio and walnut meat in the advanced universe!
In addition, "gnawing" also likes to eat a lot of soup like Tianba? But in short, it is much lighter than others, all of which are delicious series, and there are very few "passionate" hot series.
When sleeping, she likes to sleep with her mother and brother, and she has to be hugged, otherwise she will make a very loud dry howling sound. I believe that some fragile things without protection mechanisms are still pets, such as ordinary human gems, which will be roared alive broken.
The destruction of sound is quite astonishing, and some sound weapons can say no to any number of nuclear weapons in the 21st century - smashing the basic energy form of nuclear weapons.
His appearance is also one of the best in the second generation of the abs brother. He is very cute and very fat-but every piece of meat is added to the cuteness and beauty index, so he is very popular, and his personality is still relatively " Quiet"?
There is no time to play when you are a foodie.
So the little free time is given to mother Xiaoqing and Xiaoqing's natal family, mainly occupied by vixen chicks, especially she has a very cute feature, she enjoys when He Mingquan understands it as "all-round beef soup" , when it was very hot, I ate it with my hands first, instead of pouring it directly into the mouth of He Ming and other babies, and then after eating some bowls, I suddenly fell asleep on top of the beef soup.
Then I was hugged by the smiling vixen chicks, "played" one by one after cleaning, and kissed the fat cheeks.
He Ming often watches the beautiful legs, beautiful buttocks, and big white rabbits of the cool vixen chicks for free, and also looks at very cute cute goods.
Xiaoqing had already figured out the idea of gnawing, and the name with the highest vote was He Mingyuexin.
It’s just that He Ming doesn’t feel good about this name, because he’s so smart, he can’t help but think of a certain version of Mingyuexin with a big pie face, which makes him very disgusted.
But this name is very good, Mingyue Xin is very popular in the real human world, like Li Xunhuan and other names, anyway, Gu Long in the real world is a master of naming.
Wait, He Mingyuexin? How can there be such a name! He Wo Da Neng, it should be called He Wo Neng on the Earth China ID card, so it is considered acceptable, He Mingyue Xin? Why aren't you called He Mingyue?
There is no way, He Mingyue is really a super bad street name.
What's more, in such a living environment, the name only needs to be liked by the person concerned. If you want, you can change your name to Alexander Napoleon Hitler Li Shiming Temujin.
And what do people call you? Anahi Li Tie, referred to as Li Tie.
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