Chapter 2008 Those Girls Taught Me To Love, Brother Abs Taught Me... (Part 2)
But when he saw the advertising model led by the spokesperson of the first option, he suddenly had nothing to say. The man felt the great shame of being provoked, so he really wanted it, right? Look again!
The first big choice is called Doom Boxer, and the bright side is Sun Boxer. There is no complex, because the so-called chaos is actually obscene. This principle is the same as that if a human on earth has two heads, he will definitely not be a handsome guy.
Any aesthetics, artistic conception, and temperament are pushed to the extreme, and you say that mixing is greater beauty? Crazy you!
Therefore, there are only darkness and light, but obviously, light is only a dispensable choice with a small probability, because this big option is the requirement: darkness! This is Doom Boxer!
But I believe that the Chinese compatriots of the human beings on the earth should translate it into boxing champion Chi You.
Well, sure enough, it appeared right away, and Baodao Translator came out right away: boxing champion Tyson.
Fuck, Tyson has this charisma?
Well, Smecta is even more exaggerated, and it is "this dark beast!"
Little Japan sounds nicer, and it is the physique that the boxing god, An Amaterasu, must have. Now Little Japan doesn't know how to respect Amaterasu or the Emperor, especially for the young Superman.
The focus of the doomsday boxing champion is an unprecedented barbaric physique, and the height and stature must be between 210 cm and 240 cm. Of course, it is also possible to break through the height of 240 centimeters, but you need to go through many procedures yourself, such as guarantees such as never going back on your word. There are also plenty of caveats that will spoil the overall aesthetic, best form factor.
Among the "superhumans" of today, he is also an unprecedented and unprecedented barbaric physique. Everything reaches a breathtaking brutality.
With absolute muscle lines, muscle mass. Temperament reigns supreme. It can be said that the Hulk is also an "American green-skinned patient" in front of this.
Excluding those about thousands of brief introductions and introductions arranged by Master Hua De Liu Yong immediately and praised by many masters from the bottom of their hearts, I just explain it in the simplest way according to He Ming, which is to explain the muscle lines, muscles The savage soul with muscle mass, muscle groups, and masculinity, pushes any strong hair of contempt to the extreme of the steel body, and finally creates the domineering, savage and powerful doomsday boxing champion.
This is a type with relatively few changes, because the whole is too barbaric, and it is impossible for He Ming to arrange the face of a Western superstar like Pete in this physique. Because the face that must be very pretty has also become a completely discordant "little boy".
Even Tyson's face is, unfortunately, well-behaved in this physique.
And even if it is the most, the own face that evolved according to the own face must therefore become barbaric and tyrannical, with unparalleled arrogance.
He Ming can foresee the "screaming" of pure men in the West. You can also know that Chinese families will not accept their children to choose such a project, right?
It’s too exaggerated, in the eternal life, my child. We don't want to see you with the face and physique of a murderer all day long.
The reason why this option was launched is that He Ming is mainly to satisfy the pursuit of "barbaric" and "pure men" by countless pure men on earth at one time-otherwise you haven't seen so many European and American supermen who are still idiots practicing hard all day long What are the muscles for?
They don't know at all and don't like the advice of a large number of experts: God, your muscles are no longer the flesh and blood tissue and muscle groups they used to be. This kind of hard training is completely useless, which means that you can't pass a diamond through " Fitness exercise" and become more perfect and bigger. At most it's just a little more "tough".
Muscles of the old days, also mortals, are actually very easy to exercise. Of course in today's conditions.
However, He Ming believes that the difficulty of exercising superhuman muscles is equivalent to moving the sun continuously for a million years to achieve the effect of exercising mortal muscles for 100 hours.
effects of this era.
So all kinds of faster effects are actually because I want a more "savage" image, my own spiritual power, etc., which drive me to make "changes". Not ordinary people get "change" through the exercise of external force.
So some experts ridiculed, such as the American Superman talk show master, what is it to do stupid things with your life. That's it. Unfortunately, Americans are at this level.
Because the mortal characteristics of the very simple muscle tearing and strengthening have long since disappeared in Superman—or used up all the times during evolution.
The real advertising effect of the doomsday boxing champion selection has just been exposed. As for the aliens, a large number of men really screamed: They, they also have a chance!
Then choose this one!
On the earth, it is really funny, the situation of China and foreign countries is very obvious, oh, not including the Caucasian people of the Chinese Alliance.
The Russians, for example, are already doing a wild dance, I love this physique, it's pure man! Domineering! real!
Chinese women feel a little "scared" (huge desire?), what do you want to do, brother abs? How dare he have the physique of a thug king? You still want the lives of our women! Tell you, no way!
Of course, the chicks in the western world quickly used a large number of imported Qingfeng tissues from the United States and Europe.
Oh, in the end, there are still many married husbands who are forced by their wives and several wives to only choose this choice-it's very simple, it's very safe, and this shape looks, you know, the lower body of the happy immortal has already it is more than words.
Then a lot of time passed, an hour or two.
"Hurry up and update, why is Brother Abdominal not playing suspense that is not interesting this time?"
In fact, that is He Ming’s model who is still making commercials. It’s almost the same here, and the earth time has passed by a few minutes again, and the second choice comes out.
Then in terms of the overall reaction of the earth, including the feelings of China and foreign countries, this time it is unified, and men and women are almost the same.
The woman gasped.
The man gasped in anger.
The second option, He Ming, returns to the classic mode, which is also a mode that absolutely pleases almost everyone. This time, he combined the advantages of the previous sunny teenagers and dark kings to create this choice. Height must be 190 cm Within 220 centimeters, there are strict regulations in various situations.
Obviously it is an enhanced version of "Sunshine Boy", but it is actually a stunning handsome boy.
He Ming has now fully understood the group evaluation of a person's appearance. In fact, it has nothing to do with the temperament and the content of the bones. The main thing is whether you are handsome or not! No matter how talented a woman is, if it is an airport, she will be defeated by a chick with big breasts and no brains.
So the second choice is, "Life Winner". The single slogan is: Come on, own me, you will be a winner in life, because I am truly handsome.
But there are many other options, and it is the first all-purpose option that can be freely mixed, and can be equipped with countless content.
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"Are you lonely? Is there a song that sounds softly in your late night, is there any regretful things and people lingering in your memories. Will you fall in love with me like this?... Memories and I don’t like to talk , I just think of her occasionally, and I have some concerns in my heart..."
An elegant man holding a red rose, his eyes are like the melancholy sea, and his singing voice is like the light and ethereal sound of nature.
This is a commercial for the third option. Earth responded with silence.
Well, He Ming thinks that advertising models are becoming more and more coquettish. But the effect is the best, I saw a lot of supermen on the earth, even the superman who was born as an old woman was in a room alone, shouting loudly: "Love love love love, I love you!"
"Damn it! Abdominal muscle brother, where the hell did you find such an idiot with a brain, and singing old-fashioned songs almost scared the uncle to death!"
The men are not sure, what are you kidding, it's fine to be a bastard, the wife has thought about cheating so many times!
And this... Damn it!
This kind of the most showy, no, the saddest moment, commercial, if Brother Abs doesn’t come, leave it to me!
No why, serve the people!
...If someone, a stupid boy, posted it on the Internet, I believe that some women would laugh at it immediately, oh, serve the right to mate? Poor boy, it's a sad thing for you to get immortality, because you're going to be an immortal spinster!
Supergirl is unusually annoyed, why? No matter how hard the ab muscle brother works hard to serve, there will always be a guy who can see a stupid monkey in his bones to spoil the atmosphere.
Fuck your uncle's family. Male monkey!
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