Chapter 2022 "Accident" Before Departure

In a short period of time, all kinds of extremely hard-working words of praise stopped abruptly, like an excited duck was about to show off its might but was grabbed by the neck by a big hand.

The reason is that the official website of Brother Abdominal immediately updated the important information of "how to perform surgery". This time, Brother Abs first chose to queue up online. For the first time in a city where the operation is performed, there must be an online queue before New Year's Eve. Then go to participate according to this number.

Cannot transfer, can only give up, and then queue again.

But before that, there is a very important point, that is, Brother Abdominal Muscle is here to serve each city this time, and this city, yes, was born by the votes of netizens.

According to the vote of immediately proving one's identity, one person, one vote is cast on the official website of Brother Abdominal.

People who are not citizens of this city, or have not lived there for a certain period of time, but are tourists, tourists, or who come here specially for surgery are not considered citizens of this city, so they cannot participate in this city. It is also unable to qualify for online rankings.

Judging this kind of information is too easy in this era, just look at the first demon game.

Although there are still a large number of sources of information, it does not even need to be the retreating Earth Management Bureau.

And a city actually determines a considerable part of the area. Many people in rural areas and primitive tribes will know which city it is by looking at the updated city map.

A total of 1,000 cities have been arranged around the world, although some cities are only "rural". Or the "urban-rural fringe" of a very small number of people in Africa and Southeast Asia-of course, Southeast Asians who have immigrated to the Smecta Peninsula, etc., are still determined according to the city of residence.

Abdominal Brother serves 10 hours in each city. Fair enough. It is the horse market, the hometown of the abdominal muscles, the magic capital, and the heart of the China Alliance, which only have a bonus of 5 hours. For example, Tokyo, Japan will lose 2 hours.

and also. An unbelievable surprise: Among the many published materials this time, Brother Abs is said to be able to serve at least 1,000 people in one minute!

1000 people!

One minute on earth is still only sixty seconds!

Immediately, many humans, especially the old guys, wondered if Brother Abs was cutting corners. Although it is more reliable and realistic when you think about it, because there are more than 8 billion people on the earth, and Brother Abs serves 100 million people every year. He will serve at least eighty years, and after eighty years, how many people will there be?

This has the same unsolvable truth as the famous Chinese primary school mathematics.

For example, an elementary school mathematics story: a dog runs 100 meters per hour, Xiao Ming runs 50 meters per hour; the dog sleeps for an hour before chasing Xiao Ming, when can it catch up with Xiao Ming?

Ask the current Superman. Their superhuman brains also immediately gave an instinctively correct answer: they can't catch up.

Because this is an infinitesimal math problem. How many smart monkeys have died throughout the ages? I really don't know what kind of hatred some educators have for elementary school students? Or are you ignorant to the extreme? Will come up with such a famous puzzle to embarrass elementary school students, but... there is a "correct answer".

It was horrible.

Scary schoolboy. Oh, no wonder the stupid elementary school students from European and American countries want to study in China.

Then there is only one reason why the abs brother will never be able to complete the work: Superman can also give birth!

However, after reading the detailed information on the official website of Brother Abdominal, I immediately laughed and waited wholeheartedly.

I saw a large number of updated sci-fi pictures, and there were some art and art companies gnashing their teeth from earth online game companies and comic companies. I saw two high-tech, very sci-fi and magical machines with a height of at least five floors placed at a distance of 300 meters. Two positions on a line, and then within 300 meters to form the surgical field this time.

There's the added bonus of a lot of salivating, laughing-out-the-look looks.

You can also immediately understand the reason why Brother Abs is so efficient.

every surgery. So this time, Brother Abs will be in a large area of ​​each city, such as the city square. Put a space-time machine that does not explain scientific principles, it is specifically like two stamping machines of old-age rollers, and release some scientific principles can be " Explanation" energy, thus creating a "time tunnel".

In it, Brother Abs can get very fast work efficiency, and the good thing is that the time outside is still the same, so Brother Abs can serve 1,000 people in one minute of earth time, oh, at least 1,000 people .

Of course, only die-hard fans of Abs and countless hypocritical saints and saints would worry about whether Abs is tired, whether he is struggling or not, and so on.

The aliens have a panoramic view of the whole truth. This is a brand-new crystallization of advanced cosmic technology. The super artifact-level materials are just the same complex upgrade machines that you can't know the details like earth humans, and they are also huge surgical equipment.

To use the simplest description, although it does not slow down time, it has the effect of speeding up time-wait a minute, wouldn't the earth's time be dying in this way? It will take a year for Brother Abs to complete 1,000 people, right?

It is a big mistake, if the time in a very small area is one hundred times that of the earth, then one hundred times of the earth's time has passed inside!

One day in the sky and one year in the earth just means that the time on earth is too fast and worthless.

Of course, it is not the so-called acceleration of time. In fact, many people have problems understanding time and understand it as space. It is like the superpower of some street stall literature, which can control the so-called time at every turn?

God, do you control the passage of time in countless universes in an instant?

This is too absurd, wouldn't you directly control this space?

To explain it in a scientific way, it is to make the material particles in this space extremely fast, and then nothing more. It is definitely not accelerating time but slowing down time. It can only be said to accelerate space and slow down space. Time is a concept, and it belongs to the basic There is no profanity on the Internet.

In addition to accelerating the speed of the space to facilitate He Ming's fast work, this machine can also help He Ming handle a lot of work. In fact, there will be a lot of ... robots helping Abs with work, and Abs only needs a few very fast jobs. Including the powerful energy of this machine, some materials will be automatically cut, melted, and processed to the best state that He Ming can use immediately.

And this is also He Ming's great work motivation. If he can open and hang up the same job, then it will be "the best".

In the game, the person who has to cheat every day can only intensify in reality, which means that the guy who looks for a certain teacher to admire all day long on the Internet will definitely not be a gentleman. And "surrounded by love" the winner of life and Gao Shuaifu.

...

The last free time is over.

He Ming rubbed his forehead, got up from the gorgeous jade toilet on the top of Daxue Mountain, and there was the sound of water splashing behind him. Today's large pile of excrement from the first hero of the multiverse has reached a certain water source in the Daxue Mountain, which is also the source of a large number of large sources. Well, definitely unpolluted and purer and supremely noble.

He Ming continued to poke his butt, and then the robot on the other side of the job cleaned it. Anyway, brother abs has never wiped his own butt for a long time. I believe that the second generation of the abs brother never knew what it means to wipe the buttocks and what actions should be used for the specific operation.

He Ming dressed very simply and walked a few steps into the snow, and then chose the third set of clothes in the light curtain in front of him. This time he was finally going to work, so he chose something more relaxed. Work clothes, such as workers' clothes, migrant workers' clothes, but now humans on the earth are also aware of the goods, look. Mystery's "Versace" overalls!

so what? You can buy all the top handmade suits in a street in the old days.

As for the shoes and socks, which are high-end goods with corresponding styles, He Ming also started to dress up according to the basic knowledge of dressing procedures. Otherwise, it will teach bad Fat Zheng Tai Fat Lolita, etc. They will definitely be affected by their father's country bumpkin style after watching them for a long time.

At least the country bumpkin style, save you time, add unrestrained, free romance, free love, romantic feelings and other precious temperament, style, personality and humanity.

The hands, hair, and face have all been washed in a way like washing hands and face, a very comfortable high-tech, like a superman using the power of water to wrap the face and hands, and then flow delicately.

The source of water is also the most precious water of some natural planets in the higher universe, although humans on Earth understand it as "volcanic magma".

In the end, I applied the expensive cosmetics that were used in the old days to add a few layers of skin, because the relevant feeling was so good, so after using it once, He Ming unknowingly "corrupted"—of course it was used on great people. It can create unimaginable economic benefits. Once any of his daily necessities are fleshed out, the relevant mysterious person company or a certain company in the universe will dance wildly. Nowadays, many wealthy aliens are also willing to use belly fat. Brother Muscle’s choice, for no reason, enjoy the treatment of Brother Abs with the least amount of money.

Or choose the luxury that Brother Abs chooses!

"Okay, it's time to start, please send me to the earth. I want to serve the people. Ah, the great man has walked here, how many storms and legends have passed, left his footprints, and how many monkeys have been silently moved."

"O praise you, praise me! Amen."

After finishing his lines, He Ming didn't start. He immediately sensed that his beloved fat girl was too fat, and the baby was still sleeping or eating and drinking. That's why I'm ready to go to the earth. Today is another New Year's Eve on the earth. The exact time in China should be 1:00 am. If it starts earlier, it will be another virtue of Brother Abs.

He Ming can indeed use his own power as he likes, so he took another exaggerated step forward to cross a very long distance and directly enter the earth in an instant—so it was just a line before, if Hua Deliu sent him to the earth, He is really going to yell, what to do? Silly, are you faster than me?

In fact, Huade Liu mainly depends on He Ming's mood and historical choices for these words. Anyway, in this case, he must walk by himself, and the words he said are to remind himself to make final preparations and not let Abs bro...worry and work yourself, and you'll lose your job.

At this time, an emergency light curtain opened in front of his eyes, He Ming still looked at it with a lewd smile on his face, and immediately became more serious.

It's actually my eldest sister?

The eldest sister also recently gave birth to a "very regrettable" (He Ming thought) fat Luoli. and then? He only remembered the fat Luo Li who was rushing and not giving face. And this fat Lolita often falls asleep while eating and drinking.

Other than that, I have no other impressions. The life of the eldest sister's family has nothing to do with me, does it?

"Are you going to go? Well, I have something to trouble you, come here."

The eldest sister He Bing smiled slightly on the video screen, He Ming nodded and shrugged, and stepped out, but appeared in front of the eldest sister in an instant.

This is the back garden of the eldest sister's house, which looks like the style of heaven and earth, not the style of the heaven and earth club on earth.

The fairyland-like courtyard has the atmosphere of ordinary human life at home. There are many delicate plants, and they also live together with ordinary grasses, and then cover the entire courtyard. Fat pets can be seen everywhere, eating and sleeping. Or it is very small, but it is very cartoony and cute, and its attitude is also a little arrogant. I believe it must be arrogant and prejudiced because it has an extraordinary owner.

"Are you here? Please sit down."

In front of a very elegant sofa, the eldest sister greeted He Ming to sit down. Beside her was a very gentle elder brother-in-law who was dressed in white with gold trim and gem decorations. This is the eldest brother-in-law trying his best to use his super power "not to waste".

Instinctively, He Ming sensed that there are a lot of people and "people" who pay attention to this place in a fairly large range. If he pays more attention, he will know the details, and this is the so-called "supernatural power", but He Ming is too lazy to pay attention. If you are mentally ill, it means that you have to be competitive when you see some cosmic problems, can't you just go to Baidu?

(Just ask directly)

In the end, there was no need for He Ming to ask. The eldest sister understood He Ming's character very well, and went straight to the point and said something that surprised He Ming slightly.

ps: The second update. (To be continued..)