Chapter 1984: New World, New War (Part 2)

"A new gift for Brother Abs!"

"One small step for superpower, one giant leap for the universe!"

"Salute to the people of the earth, salute to the Chinese people, and salute to brother abs!"

"The new world is finally opened for us! We are already the mighty overlord of the universe!"

This is today's headlines in the universe, I believe there will be a brother in the next week - but it's just He Ming's personal idea, and even he is not sure, because it has been a long time, all kinds of headlines are occupied by earth humans, the funny thing is , Earth humans have never known such a famous.

The last one took over for a month and two weeks, and until yesterday the headline was still the separation of Brother Abs in the United States.

He Ming doesn't know why "aliens" are so obsessed with the earth. He wants to know every hair on the earth. Most of the news all day long is actually some idiots who are actually very pleasing to the eye but don't smile so disgustingly because Kneeling and licking the earth player and the news of success, great success and riches.

However, he understands the countless miracles of this universe, the countless storms of wealth, and their essence, and the connection between a hair on the earth and miracles and storms of wealth, I believe he has some understanding.

Very simple, exactly the same as the earth. The consumption power of countless magazines and media in the universe, what they want to see most, these magazines and media will provide.

Therefore, believing that the appearance of aliens in the United States is definitely not as popular as the news about the gold rush in a certain place in the United States. Very simple, what does the appearance of aliens have to do with Lao Tzu? If you can pan for gold news, then it means getting rich.

Of course, if the difficulty is very high, it is indifferent again.

For example, if you win the 5 million jackpot, and you will win, it is completely different from the mentality of buying a lottery ticket because of a whim today, or because you dreamed of the 6+1 number last night, and thinking that there is a shady situation, so you only have to ridicule, despise and hate.

And that's commercialization. Money is boss.

So Conquering the Universe looks like a big deal—wait, what do you get for it? What did you get for the United States winning the Iraq war? Publicly known passion online? Unknown to worship Master Wang with deep affection and tears?

Otherwise how much stock did you invest in, or did you directly finance a large fleet?

If not, don’t dream, and just focus on playing Dragon Armor Immortal Fate, which is the most reliable path to wealth. And it's getting more and more... awesome—of course, the players on Earth are also stunned to find out, fuck, something went wrong, and there are more and more idiots.

Then the technique of licking the chrysanthemum is better,

You can win the favor of a monkey on the earth, and then change the wealth of life. Automatically in place, generous and merciful, out of Les Miserables.

The reason why the separation of families in the United States is the headline of the universe is because it is the boss of the earth bosses, the chief boss.

In fact, the three masters died, and the people of the universe are most distressed. In particular, many players are really howling - the chief sponsor has died! Fuck!

Regarding the separation of the American family, He Ming also "under control of everything", but it is the institutional style of the bald Jiang, the king of professional bandits.

What's the meaning? All bragging rights are under control. It's like hanging silk's "Goddess will take the initiative to open a room tonight". I believe that people will not give you this opportunity to fall in love when they are old.

The division of the family is now very clear, mainly because of two reasons. First of all, the big bosses don’t obey anyone. Don’t think that the greatest heroes of the free country who have been separated will end up in the bleak and dull age of mortals. Under the "Unshakable Passion of Family Friendship".

If so. This is bullshit. With such romantic feelings, one will not be a pauper or a small person, but a big brother who takes the lead and is the target of a government that dominates one side.

So after obtaining the huge benefits that are still very pleasant after many years, coupled with the efforts of various countries to lure them, the family was "separated" again in various names-in fact, the hometown of Brother Abdominal is not a family. The Abdominal Muscle family, a peerless wealthy family, is one of the most united on earth or in the real world—but it is the last.

The hometown of Brother Abab on the earth is also composed of small families, so the separation of families also embarked on the same path. Then a birdman is already domineering in New York, and he must go to other places, or even other regions.

Generally speaking, this is determined by the wife, girlfriend and mistress. In fact, it is also determined by the banknotes that these women received from various countries smashing their own printing.

Then, the second reason is somewhat dumbfounding. That's right, mood.

He Ming thinks it is an "illusory complex". For example, in the old days, it was discovered after traveling abroad that the moving scenery in those pictures were all nonsense. For example, in India in the past, there were only corpses in the Ganges River and all kinds of feces on the road. The countryside, and the works of real teachers on the road at night in the city... What do you mean? Couples who are homeless in India, or whose families are not suitable for talking about life, are entertaining on the city roads.

How about going to a Chinese scenic spot? You have to make sure you are physically strong so that you can fight your way through the crowd.

What about Japan and the United States? Believe me, it's pretty distressing as far as safety goes for women who have fallen.

What about Paris? It sounds beautiful, a city built by God... It's a pity that many tourists don't know the next sentence: a group of French people are arranged to live in it.

Therefore, Chinese tourists are the favorite of French thieves, humanoid ATMs.

But for the person involved, especially the mistress of the person concerned, this is very important, and go to any place with romantic feelings-otherwise, the government's large amount of money printing machines will be returned. Yes, in order to convince mistresses, etc., the governments of various countries directly gave legal printing presses. Dear, want to spend money to print it yourself.

But in this way, the war in the world has stopped, of course, in the general situation. Strange to say, He Ming thinks it's just that everyone has the most powerful human-shaped atomic bomb, so the world is peaceful again, although there are still small-scale wars in most areas, but who are the small-scale wars? Wasn't that true in the old days too? When the King of Supermen first appeared in the old era, he flew around the world by himself, and fell in love with some passionate places. Oh, the real-life version of the 300 million mouse dream that elementary school students love most, c Cross the Line of Fire, here I come!

With a thought, He Ming specifically checked the latest international situation of the earth, and a huge and exquisite earth appeared immediately. Some countries have all kinds of fascinating and terrifying city clusters. Unfortunately, there are indeed more residents, dogs and cats, than noble humans.

The large-scale wars of the past have indeed ceased, except for situational wars, which are certainly indispensable, and guerrilla warfare-there will be no shortage of guerrilla warfare. Because many models will be lonely now. Maybe these masters don't know that many areas are just "alien" performances. Otherwise, where do you think there are so many programs?

The large-scale war has stopped... No, except for Smecta and Little Japan, this pair of old enemies is finally going to fight. The two countries that used to work together under the American father's chrysanthemum still have various face-off incidents and various escalating emotions among the people, so let alone now.

He Ming checks the relevant information on the cartoon map. He laughed again and again, and inevitably secreted some saliva, and occasionally, on average, wiped off a large amount of saliva flowing from his forehead in half a minute. Under a piece of beach plants, partly in the shade and partly in the sun, he was lying on a big log bed eating spicy barbecue, which still stimulated his saliva for the incredible life of rounding up 200 "yuan". And it stimulated more saliva from the eight Fat Zhengtai Lolita who are all simple and powerful superpowers lying on their heads.

How come there are eight of such a big fat mass on his head?

It's very simple, just stack it up. The meatballs like to stack the pyramid of meatballs-in fact, their mothers like it the most.

So the fat faces are stacked together, the upper and lower eyes are still closed, and the very tender and cute mouth is opened. When swallowing spicy barbecue and chewing, I believe that the very hungry little swallow will hide her face and feel ashamed.

Of course it was very interesting, and the beautiful wives who were lying on the same very large log bed and the nearby groups of snow-white sofas, who were still whiter than the sofas, burst into laughter.

Information about cartoons. The latest conflict between Smecta and Little Japan is already very obvious, the reason is unknown, it just happened suddenly.

Use the exclusive version of "Peeping the World" skills - other people with relevant authority are not so "boring".

So He Ming knew right away that even though Little Japan was secretly kneeling and licking the Park family, Mingli desperately recruited a few members of the re-separated family who insisted on being the number one traitor—they called it Japanese art, protected the friendly people of Japan, etc., etc. Then transfer to Japan, live and settle in Japan, and enjoy the life of the new emperor of Japan in the top rich residential area of ​​Mount Fuji - where is the best living condition for such bigwigs.

This is not found in China, because as far as the horse market is concerned, and so on. Are there any historically famous scenery? , Only the legend that birds don't shit on poor mountains and rivers.

And everyone knows, everyone understands, for the art of Japanese chicks and Japanese h. It was the "call of love" that the little brother couldn't refuse.

What's more, isn't being the number one traitor the lifelong dream of a large number of Chinese people? Otherwise, what do you think there are all kinds of people who worked hard for Japan for free on the Internet in the old days? money? This is really insulting. Especially the yen.

Nevertheless, the reason for the conflict is very obvious, and the specific reason can be described as a "dream of a great country."

Looking at the new information, maps, etc., He Ming immediately saw that there are now definite standard "superpowers" on the earth. In the past, a large number of superpowers were all bragging, because the honor and passion index on your map is really disgusting, that's right. , is a negative number.

For example, Smecta, no matter how crazy he was in the past, he knew it. He really wasn't... the country of hanging. For example, as long as you open the map, you will return from heaven to hell.

And today's map of the earth, He Ming is still another monkey, the earth monkey, and it is "pleasing to the eye" when you open it.

Of course, you have to admit that today's colors are really moving, or the computer's analysis rate can easily kill your artistic needs in seconds.

Or, and the only reason that is the truest and most reliable: You are really a country bumpkin. You are too old to love. Don't rely on the superhuman power of eternal health and youth to be a headshot gun god or a sword god who kills you without money in the world of elementary school students dreaming of 300 million mice. For no reason, bullying elementary school students is despicable no matter what.

Looking at Europe first, this is the smallest piece.

In the war between Germany and Poland in Europe, the patron paid the money, the robots worked hard, and the aliens made a fortune.

Now there are results: Germany still won the victory, not a big brother of the Separation family, the brothers of the Abdominal Brother Laodou immigrated to Germany to care for the German nation, and it was not under the leadership of Zieger, which influenced many who can be called belly The members of the Ji Ge family.

You have to know that Polish beauties are even more lovely - don't understand? That is. There are several superpowers in Poland, and the strength of Poland's abs brother family is not lower than that of Germany.

However, the bosses will not interfere in this kind of battle, this is the unspoken rule of Brother Abs. Otherwise, Guo Bang, the old friend of the Abdominal, would have unified the earth except the China Alliance, so this time the Spaniards would really die of laughter.

Either Poland's failure or a large number of Supermen finally being killed in a short amount of time. The collapse of the superman regime - the era of beautiful life makes these wars extremely crazy, because overnight through the abs brother, it can be called a ubiquitous business organization in the world, and it is also a place to redeem prizes. Countless supermen were born around the world, every day A beautiful life superman who is far more powerful than the spiritual superman of the past. In fact, King of Superman power up.

It also makes the endurance of a large number of supermen very limited, because they choose peace or surrender, and they have no losses at all. Now the government is still a country, and all the people are really in power, because almost all of them are similar supermen. So why is a superhuman policeman fighting such a terrible opponent? So what do you use to uphold the law and defend the status of the machine of violence?

No, then it was useless, so the people were truly free. Then in the famous battle, which took place in the Polish city of Green Mountain called "Battle of 300,000 Supermen", 150,000 Polish supermen were killed and more than 100,000 were killed. Although the 160,000 German supermen who participated in the war also lost close to 100,000, the population of Germany is twice that of Poland, or even more, and Germany has more iron-blooded spirit and iron-blooded history, while Poland only has the spirit of "an old cow in history", so it is blown The cowhide otaku was finally defeated, and Germany ruled Europe again.

And when the overall situation was settled, Germany had changed from Hans cat to Hans leopard. Still kinda skinny, Tiger? Lion? Work to be done.

On the map, Germany was renamed Greater Germany and occupied many territories besides Poland. Including the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, Denmark, and part of Austria.

The color of the map is bright yellow, which is very beautiful.

Because of Germany's old days in the European Union, these European countries are not opposed to German rule, because almost nothing has changed, including the royal family. Call it what you want, Dutch royal family, Belgian royal family? It doesn't matter, so can the royal family. If you are a superman, if you are very good in history, you can even get the legal title of Polish emperor and German landowner noble title.

The government issued it to you very grandly, just begging you to be a citizen who convinces others with virtue like a Chinese.

Therefore, all kinds of guerrilla warfare and resistance activities in Great Germany are of average intensity and not fatal.

And the historical opportunity is wonderful, because after the era of beautiful life, the terrible Czech Empire is in the process of disintegration, because the main population is too small, and the elite itself is very afraid of death. Not going to work hard.

so what? Guerrilla warfare and resistance activities have caused many places to lose control. I believe that if it cannot be suppressed, it will only be a matter of time before the big collapse. So Germany will be blessed at that time, and maybe it can become the Hans tiger and Hans lion in Europe, Asia and Africa.

However, the development of the premise is very good. At present, the Czech Empire is still a great empire in Europe, Asia and Africa.

And there have been successful diplomacy, such as forming a very united and relatively powerful alliance of brothers and sisters with Uday's new Arab world empire, officially named the New Iraqi Empire.

The two were originally at war, so for the Uday Empire, this situation should be worsened quickly?

But the Uday Empire is also miserable. There is no way. Although the strategic situation is also very good, the iron and steel of the Huaxia Alliance, which was unable to challenge at all, has lost all of its technological advantages. Republic of Iran), the alliance with the Pakistani Railway—especially the latter, because after India joined the Chinese Alliance, the Pakistani Railway once again ate the fat cake of the Chinese Alliance, and gained some areas and a large and very important population base.

For example, the population of the former member country of India can join other countries, such as Batie, but many people have joined Batie due to various reasons, ethnicities and religions.

There are also some areas, such as areas with territorial disputes, which are directly assigned to Batie. Anyway, it is not China's own territory, and Indians don't feel sorry for it. From then on, they are Chinese and move directly to prosperous cities. What is the use of the bird place? The monthly income that can be given to the uncle is equal to the past hundred years or infinite, because in the past it was zero income, or even negative income, because I also have to eat. Do you think the total income of Indians drinking Ganges water all day long?

If you can't, get out.

In fact, the Persians are still Batie, and their combat power is very limited, especially the Indian style of Batie, which makes the combat power like a juggling movie blockbuster.

This made the King of Supermen parade in the Indian Confederate States impressive.

But the Udai Empire is suffering, especially Udai, who ruled the most rebellious, worst-sounding and most helpless high-powered people on the earth. Even in this kind of empire, they still want to have a The country of the nation—just kidding, do you think you are the Han nationality?

Of course Uday disagrees, no matter how brutal he is, he is still a standard politician and national leader, so all kinds of guerrilla and resistance activities have consumed most of the military power of the Uday Empire, and even need to pay back—what do you mean? At this time, we can see the importance of the Czech Empire. It can be like the Qing Dynasty Lafayette borrowing troops from foreigners.

There are many advantages to borrowing troops from abroad. The biggest advantage is that it is impossible for foreigners to invade your country. They are foreigners, aren’t they?

My soldiers and horses are different, and there will be a revolution every now and then. I have long forgotten the painstaking efforts of Lafayette to build fewer houses to support you!

Therefore, He Ming checked and found that he actually prefers the beautiful brown Czech Empire and the beautiful green Uday Empire, as well as the pink Persians and golden Pakistani. Some cartoon data show that the main reason is the unity of the population and the main population.

It's simple, the more the population, the more supermen, so what? Tall and mighty, commanding the Quartet.

The Persians and the Batie, who swallowed Afghanistan and now have the same indigestion, are really united with the brothers and sisters of the Czech Empire and the Uday Empire, which are mostly superhuman military forces who are fighting guerrillas, suppressing, and arresting resistance activities all day long. Millions Superman is invincible - but also a dilemma, why? It's very simple, those guerrilla warfare and resistance activities, don't you just kneel and lick the king's teacher when you come?

, The United States does not have this treatment.

So it's not worth such a big fight just for the map to look better. After all, the real territory, the vast galaxy, how many planets do you need?

...

The same beautiful dark blue France swallowed up the beautiful silver-white Italy, and turned into a strong Gallic rooster, and the international strategic situation is also beautiful: the confidant is in trouble. What a softie, modern Spain has long been ruined, because in terms of the level of corruption in the old era, wow, Europe is the most corrupt paradise, Lafayette is willing to bow down in the late Qing Dynasty-what is the myth of European incorruptibility, America The story of never being corrupt is simply a "mythical story".

In fact, you can know the real cleanliness of a country by looking at anti-corruption. If the scale of anti-corruption in a country is basically zero, it means that corrupt officials have even controlled the anti-corruption agencies, and corruption has become legal.

This kind of strange logic is because monkeys are like this. If you have 10 million cash in front of you and a beautiful chick, will you not stretch your hand to untie your belt? Then you are really a saint and not a monkey.

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