Chapter 1965 Birth Storm and Family Disputes (Part 1)

He Ming wiped out Fat Boy's drool-filled but too big lobster in Situ Aotian's troubled crystal sparkling salivating eyes, quickly separated the shell, ate everything that was considered food, and said:

"What do you mean? Something happened to your family?"

He Longhao popped out all the cigarettes in a pack of cigarettes, and then inserted them back one by one in a graceful manner using only some invisible force. Interestingly, halfway through, all the cigarettes were like gymnastics rolling and jumping into his mouth Try the taste, and finally He Longhao smoked a cigarette, the cigarette ignited automatically, and a very wonderful smoke came out.

In the smoke, He Longhao stretched out his abnormally slender, perfectly white and wrinkle-free finger, his left index finger, and his left index finger, shaking and dispelling the smoke, saying:

"No, no. How could something happen in my family? My family is a three-good family, a model of harmony."

He Ming also knows that He Longhao's family is very harmonious now. Although Lao Dou is playing with mistresses, it doesn't matter, the real shrew has already acquiesced. Imagine being able to give birth to a "shrew" mother-in-law like He Xiaoqian who has the same first-class EQ or even higher EQ than yourself, because even a girl in the mortal era dared to take the initiative to marry him, how could she really have no EQ cells?

"what is that?"

Of course, He Ming has a lot of ratings in this environment, which is definitely not small, so many viewers on earth saw this scene, and there were superhuman audiences who understood how powerful Brother Abs is, as well as this universe. Many high-level universe "aliens" have various feelings, which is too exaggerated. Is a brother-in-law of the number one hero of the multiverse pretending to be like this? Such arrogance.

The abs hit him!

But it seems that brother abs is touching, isn't he broad and fraternal?

He Ming laughed to death at this, a person with a higher EQ. Human behavior is already perfect.

It is also inevitable and perfect, because everything in the world is difficult, how can you embarrass yourself in the invisible mood and in the soul?

People with high emotional intelligence see some TV sets, and the idiots in the movies are always powerless, and feel like they are living in two different worlds.

This is also a relatively large feature of the intelligent life in the lower world and the higher world.

This is very obvious, and what a ridiculous feature.

That is. Why would you throw a tantrum, or act like you're completely insane, when it's not a real thing.

Sickness, terminal illness or goddess being soaked.

Or being bullied, deceived, everything goes wrong, so what? Think about it the other way around. Isn't it just a kind of demeanor that can immediately show that you are talking and laughing and choking fate by the throat? Although it is impossible to hold the so-called fate by the throat at all, this is the power of the multiverse superpowers such as Brother Abdominal.

To be polite to the inferior, to be equal to the middle, and to be free to the superior is just the basis of being an EQ person. From this we can see that the inferior has various emotions, and they really want to save face, because face is the only thing they can have. something.

But for He Ming. For people with a higher emotional intelligence, reality is reality. Real life is real life, whether you have face is completely nonsense, it is completely different from whether you will catch a cold, it does not exist, so it has no stake, so... Be a love saint, EQ actor, Huashan school , How touching and kind to feel life.

This has nothing to do with personality, etc. My enemy is still killed in an instant, completely, cleanly, without any injuries.

Just keep your normal state of mind. Don't be so stupid and imbecile.

In this regard, He Ming sneered at street stall literature, some villains and positive protagonists in TV dramas, the fighters in the brain, laugh once after watching it, and turn off immediately after watching it a hundred times.

Can't control the emotions and want to fight for world hegemony and kill the protagonist?

Well, it can only be said that screenwriters and street stall literature authors do not have high IQ, nor do they have EQ, so the only way to make the villains and protagonists into idiots is to move the idiots.

Yes, how "normal" this is in a brain-dead world.

And what about a person like him, like now, what is he in the brain-dead world?

Great man!

All-round great man.

Touching. Very emotional.

So my brother-in-law acted wildly and pretended to be aggressive in front of his eyes, and he was always smiling, and the spring was warm and the flowers were blooming.

He Longhao smoked a cigarette and let out a large amount of smoke with a mocking laugh: "Don't you think that some families in our relatives have started to 'do not communicate with each other'? Started 'ah, what can I do to save you, my love~'"

He Ming smiled and said: "I still don't understand." Xiao Mian, I will tell you that I have never seen those bird people, okay? In fact, it's been a long time since I peeked at it? Why not take a peek? With the power of brother abs, peeking into countless worlds?

Damn, no time. Now shitting on the top of Daxueshan in the morning and sunny time has been compressed into a quarter of an hour!

It's not that he's arrogant, it's that those bird people are arrogant and rude. One entourage is equal to the entire population of some small countries, such as the Vatican.

Also, he couldn't recognize it.

He Longhao showed his habitual lascivious smile and said: "Brother-in-law, it's about your gift this time. In the era of beautiful life, let us meet each other with swords, because beauty is destined to be bloody, because beautiful people are destined to be bloody."

"Well, some relatives joined the United States before, and then our so-called family management demanded the cancellation of various rights of these traitors, just like the past practice, but this time there are more people, so of course these people don't do it, and because of this Disputes broke out, and even broke out... a war."

In such a posture, He Longhao said happily: "Let us look back on the war and cherish peace. Thank you for watching Xiaohao's time tonight. I am He Longhao, and I am here to serve you."

After the laughter at the scene, He Longhao's words surprised He Ming's secretary group and all the media personnel who were here, or had various reactions. This kind of topic is too sensitive, and those "people" in He Longhao's mouth are just Pediatrics, at most, are his relatives and elders, but he will never be a bird, because in the mortal age, he did not know how many "relatives and elders" he played. You can watch the first demon game. He Longhao's "Glorious Years".

Some strong old people won't understand, and refuse to believe: In some remote places, boy. And the shrew is the bully, like the village bully and village party secretary in street stall literature? Do not make jokes.

The old man can't be said to be strong in front of this kind of toubob, because you can't stand it if he messes with you.

People are young and strong and don't need to live, but what about you? After a hard week of chopping firewood and piling it into a pile, it was burned by the brat.

up to now. He Longhao didn't care about a lot of relatives, because he was still a brat at his age and thinking. He cares about his own happiness, and fundamentally despises the fool who tries to step on his head to shit, unless the other party is stronger than him, so he immediately becomes a bullying bum.

Of course this is difficult. Because in reality. You have to be stronger than your abs.

So now, He Longhao only has one boss, of course it's not Brother Abs, but the boss of Brother Abs.

For He Longhao, these people are not farts, in fact they are so, but for those who are still living on the earth, they are members of the Brother Abdominal family. Don't talk about a group of people, you can't stand just one person. How powerful they are.

It can be said that as touching as brother abs is, how terrifying those people are. Of course it is not the threat of violence, which is the lowest level. The real terror comes from the fact that those people control such a huge force, information, knowledge, property, social status, kingdom authority... to the entire universe.

In fact, the current comprehensive power of the earth is also proud of this country bumpkin universe that is progressing crazily.

Because of this, He Ming was silent for a while, then smiled, and finally entered the channel of pretending to be deaf and dumb. He Longhao shrugged his shoulders because of this. Scrambling to eat the abs brother deliciously thinks that this does not mean that he is eating. He glanced at He Ming's hair and assessed He Ming's mood. Not fun.

For example, he will be upset.

However, he found that He Ming was indifferent again. It seems that he can immediately return to a clean state with just a thought? No, I'm used to it.

So he simply sat down across from He Longhao to carry out his own entertainment, which happened to be related to the "underground black boxing", because a major event had already started, which was unprecedented, and he bet on this birth storm.

This is a very important gamble, the principle is that the other batch of second-generation lottery of Brother Abs is destined to make every human being on earth incredibly rich, and then cut some meat for the people of the universe to eat in a gambling way.

Of course, every participant, every big money, never thinks that he is giving money, but making a lot of money. In fact, almost 100% yes, big giveaway.

Playing with the content on Kuanda's mobile phone, Situ Haoran said in a very exaggerated manner: "Father Qing is not dead~~ Lu Nan has not died!"

"What do you mean?" He Longhao glanced at him in surprise. A contemptuous look. The extremely successful village tyrant who runs a coal mine looks at the ridiculous writer who failed to rush to the street stalls.

"Ah, being uneducated is terrible. The saying that Qingfu is immortal and Lu Nanweiji is too famous, but what does it mean here? It means that the United States will never die, and the family of Brother Abdominal will never have peace." Situ Haoran said in such a situation. Next, it entered the mode of chanting poetry again, causing Situ Aotian to open his mouth slightly, wanting to remember Lao Dou's demeanor, and also made the catkins with a big belly beside He Ming to tease him quickly.

He Ming pushed aside Situ Aotian's fat legs, picked up an exquisite grilled takoyaki, and put it in his mouth. Unfortunately, he took a small bite, and the deliciousness was directly taken away by the energy flow on it. The fat boy was obviously being teased by his mother. Don't forget to grab his delicious food.

He Ming quickly took the same delicacy and ate it immediately, then said, "What do you mean, what does this have to do with the United States?"

"Hehe, I can only say hehe, hehehehehe..." After Situ Haoran uttered another classic buzzword in the world of Internet cynics, he sneered and said, "It's very simple, boss, the United States has seduced some people who have no bottom line." , no persistence, no tears in the eyes, fools who don’t love the people of the sacred and great motherland, seduced those perverts, old perverts who only have the fiery and hard desire of their little brothers. Then they, the old perverts betrayed the motherland without hesitation and joined our country Fell into the corrupt **terribly insidious capitalism of the greatest enemy of the greatest country that ever lived. So the catastrophe will not end until America is killed."

"Qingfu is not dead and Lu is difficult. There is no peace for mankind if America is not destroyed."

"Oh. That's it." He Ming nodded, continued to eat and drink, and joked. In this environment, he openly expressed his position? It's ridiculous, not to mention that there are other capitalist countries without the United States, so this is not a problem of the country, but a problem of some softies and perverts.

He is now clear that he should never turn the problem of an individual or some people into a problem of a country.

This is a classic brain-dead stealing concept.

How can a person's success or failure, happiness, be related to a country? If you are stupid, you still want to blame the country for cramming education? Believe me, even a fail-or-die Spartan education can't save you from being born mentally handicapped.

and……

Sure enough, a TV station arranged by the secretarial group rushed in to snatch the hot spot, Xiao Hao had no scruples, normal people still want to play the game of real life.

"Brother Abs, can we see your gift list?"

Wearing very elegant and charming urban white-collar clothing, Situ Aotian, who has a low and deep career line, has already been staring at him, but Situ Haoran wants to see the beautiful buttocks of this super beautiful anchor who bends over to interview, but he sees the figure flashing, with a contemptuous expression The catkins are already in the line of sight.

"Hahaha!" He Longhao immediately took the opportunity to laugh wildly, "You just laughed, old pervert? Wow~" Just like Situ Haoran, he would not let go of this good opportunity.

"Have I given a gift? I don't need to give a gift when I go to a good friend's house to celebrate, right? Well, after hearing what you said, I should also give a gift. I respect the teacher and love the brother who sleeps in my lower bunk~"

He Longhao immediately connected, and continued with a melancholy face: "Oh, you who are silent like a ghost, oh, you who have always given me cigarette butts to smoke, so you don't know that I want to beat you. But Because your little brother is very young and looks pitiful when he has nocturnal emission, I am still determined to forgive you, forgive you, oh, little Ding Ding~"

I believe that this song needs some harmony, including He Longhao's expression, which is so cheap that it is outrageous. At least it will deeply affect the physical and mental health of children.

Then He Ming nodded and took out his mobile phone in countless live broadcasts, and completed a gift list in just over ten seconds. In the eyes of the female anchor, as well as the viewing of the whole world and the whole universe, it is all a home smart system. Immediately arrange it.

To be honest, I can't see it clearly.

It's not about eyesight or IQ, it's just a million goodies, like all the sand of a planet comes over, and then what? I can't see clearly.

ps: The second update.