Chapter 1977 America Don't Cry, Send the Heroes Off! (Superior)
There are other tasks, not to mention the stomach is not full, so He Ming continued to return to Guo's house, and then his expression was quite heavy, but he continued to eat and drink as if nothing happened. Xiaohao and Xiaohao came over soon, as well as the three Hu Bosen brothers. After a while, He Fang also came over with He Ming's pile of chubby lolitas. What's interesting is that almost all of these chubby babes carried three or four babies. Many babies were lined up like little swallows. Facing the delicious food in front of her, she opened her mouth wide, and Fat Zheng Tai Fat Lolita was very focused on it, as if some great event was going on.
He Ming was a little overjoyed immediately, thinking that he had a lot more time tonight, it was really sweet and touching. ——I usually spend a lot of time being tossed by Fat Zhengtai Fat Lolita, and in the end, I will play my own games randomly.
He Fang put Fat Zhengtai Fat Lolita and a bunch of babies on the huge dining table, and then she took some delicacies to feed the babies, and at the same time ate and drank a lot by herself. After a few minutes, she said to He Ming: "Dude, three unlucky ghosts Just hang up like this? You, like Almighty God, can't help it?"
The lens is exquisite, and the moving blue light lens is everywhere. He Ming naturally made a more serious expression, but his behavior of shrugging his shoulders and tilting his head to the right exposed his true heart, because he thought about you in another way after your old man died. Absolutely no body language for such an "easy" entry.
"That's right. It happened suddenly, and then it became irreversible. So cherish peace and stay away from violence. It's not just that you become superhuman and superpower."
While talking, He Ming was busy tearing up a kind of thin-skinned creamy barbecue made of tender beef strips. It doesn't matter if you see a few babies not drooling too much, and don't look too anxious. Immediately, a fat loli grabbed Laodou's delicacies and stuffed them into the mouths of several babies.
He Ming was a little surprised, because this is Fat Lolita, the eldest sister of the twins, Tiantian, Tianer, actually fed so many delicacies directly into the baby's mouth, as if trying to stuff a big bucket into the mouth of a baby...
But a few babies, don't be too satisfied. Although for the time being, his mouth is puffed up like Ouyang Feng's classmate in the latest blockbuster movie of the China League mainland. The master of toad kung fu.
Now some movies are longer than the TV series in the past, and basically a month is a very long production time, like the American blockbusters in the past. Making one film a year can only go bankrupt immediately and disappear into the sea of people today.
He Fang rubbed her hands together and said, "That's it? This is the real 'dead'. In this world of ordinary people, he is also a dead person in the age of Superman."
What she meant was...well, in a sense, the Brother Abdominal family doesn't have "natural death" and "accidental death" unlucky ghosts.
Like the ancestor He Ming saved. It's just "missing". Isn't this saved?
In fact, the entire human world.
There are also very few real death events, because the entire human race is still too young for the universe, for the real world.
He Ming took a very large plate of grilled seafood. It should be a kind of lobster from the higher universe. It is fragrant, spicy and sweet, and it looks very big. One is the size of a small crocodile. And there are 50+ densely packed in a plate, for ordinary humans. I'm afraid it's a table of delicacies that can't be eaten.
Of course, these seafood are all the top standards of the high-end universe, as far as the ingredients are concerned. But it's a pity that he only enjoyed about one percent, or half of it. Then a baby snatched half of his lobster first, then threw his whole body into the plate of lobster with great effort, finally climbed to the top and lay down, staring at He Ming with very beautiful eyes, making a special milky sound but A very strong voice: "Oh!"
It seems to mean, "Don't take my food!"
It is also so quick to learn the signature calls of fat Zhengtai fat loli.
He Ming helplessly stroked the very beautiful, soft, light yellow haired and thick head of this fat baby, and then ate the vegetarian delicacy that these carnivorous little farts despise, a kind of vegetarian barbecue made like bamboo, which is actually Very delicious, crispy and delicious. Because in a sense, the real delicacy is generally vegetarian and plant-based.
"Look at you talking so easily, well, there's going to be a funeral tomorrow." He Fang rolled her eyes at He Ming. Now that Lu Wenyi came back with her boyfriend Ji Tang, He Ming immediately winked, and He Fang was contemptuous at first. One glance, then shrugged very chicly and authentically:
"Why, why did my classmate Lu Wenyi pick up girls? Dear, we agreed to grow old together."
Lu Wenyi signaled Ji Tang to sit down first, then picked up a glass of drink and said to He Fang, "My dear, I respect you, lonely bachelor."
"It's a female man." He Ming hurriedly stepped forward to poke the knife, He Fang grinned and shook her fingers and said, "It's really a vulnerable attack, but the poor man who longs for free time is still paying attention to the golden single female man who is the number one in the universe." Can you laugh? Hahaha. A free person like me is so self-loving and precious.”
She turned to Ji Tang and said, "Student, your appearance is very good, but I know you have been with girls a few times, so to our classmate Lu Wenyi, do you still say 'you hurt me, you just smile But, I love my first love, not me~~'"
He Fang just sang the lyrics of a sentence. Ji Tang might not understand it, but Lu Wenyi believed she would. He Ming glanced at He Longhao at this time and was very surprised that he didn't take the opportunity to sing.
And it's Conquer!
This scumbag likes to put on the stupid donkey appearance of "ten years of underworld in the Northeast, lonely life is like snow and songs", singing a song, and he can't help it.
He Longhao responded to him with a strange expression. The content in his eyes was: "Brother-in-law, I am not a person without eyes. How dare I say so to the truth? Boss said so."
"Understood you bad boy." He Ming's eyes expressed contempt in this way.
"Wow, there's no reason for it!"
Regardless of Lu Wenyi's dry laughs, Ji Tang only had a nervous wry smile, in the eyes of the audience behind countless TVs, the male audience, and the male audience who unbuttoned their trouser pockets. What a lovely moment for a beautiful goddess, but now these audiences also immediately know that Ji Tang, a bitch, has actually been with "many" girls!
This is unbearable.
This is blasphemy!
In fact the problem is much worse. Although Jitang is still in school, he should belong to the university level on earth, but his age calculated by the past time on the earth's surface is not just "very long", because it can be described as tens of thousands of years—— No way, life in the real world is different from human beings. It takes tens of thousands of years for some advanced intelligent life to grow. If the physiology is not mature, then the mental condition is difficult to mature—if the little brother is not passionate. Then you will not understand why Teacher Cang is popular.
A physiological scientific explanation for this is that the powerful intelligence abilities of these advanced intelligent life have to develop in ordinary life, so it takes a lot of time.
It can be understood as the "becoming a god" of human beings who already have great prospects but have no life essence.
But the kindergarten children of Earth Monkeys in the old days proved that they also knew "how to love" and felt that they would not love anymore.
So if people don't pick up girls in tens of thousands of years, they are simply... homosexual.
Actually in the universe. Homosexuality can also be regarded as an illegal behavior of a minority and many countries, regions, and civilizations. This is a perverted orientation. There is no future, because normal reproduction is impossible. Yes, you can have children, but how will your children accept you?
Just two dads and no mom?
Vomit!
For ordinary people, such a man, not to mention having dated "a few girls", even if he is like Guo Bang, is "worth having". There are still plenty of spare tires. Because many spare tires just want to have a good time with stunning goddesses and super beauties, and they may not really follow each other. Otherwise, why doesn't an old woman have many spare tires among the elderly, in Love in the Sunset? Don't say that men are heartless and ungrateful, but you can only say that you are too ugly or too old to be appetizing.
Don't believe the "knowledge" that old people love old women, old people only love young and beautiful women, what about women? There are more requirements, and the taste is heavier, but it must depend on whether the man's purse is rich or not.
But for Lu Wenyi, not only did she marry a real "alien", but the alien was still a poor ghost, a dick, or a college dick—what do you mean? Could it be that the universe people discriminate against university hanging silk? That’s right, that’s exactly how it is. In the universe, if you fail in a university, you become a so-called hanging silk, which means that you will fail forever in the future, because in the past and now, only elites from prestigious universities in the universe can find the famous treasure called “job”. .
Otherwise, you will have no job opportunities, because like some rational science fiction, when you enter a high-level civilized society, you don’t need to work, and you can’t find a job, because companies and companies that can work for the loser and the incompetent must be How low-level, how uncompetitive, how wasteful and extremely failed companies and enterprises are in the old civilization.
In a high civilization, such companies and enterprises basically do not exist, unless they are as large as today's Brother Abdominal consortium.
But this kind of the most powerful consortium with endless failed employees, the ss of ss, fell in love with a poor employee?
It can be seen how "ridiculous" it is, and it is also the touching part of the human beings on the earth. "But for the sake of love, everything can be discarded, and you can even say to Brother Abs: I will hit you ten times!"
Of course, He Minghui answered with a bright eye, because this is a "classic line moment" that will no longer be available once you miss it: "Hit me ten cells? You are so arrogant."
In the end, this poor ghost, a college student, is not pure anymore.
This item is also very important. Whether a man or a woman, any intelligent life cannot forget the first time, the important first time, especially the first time called love or "the first time to talk about life".
Therefore, in many sayings, it must be "impure" waste, and there is no need to play it once, it is only for the rich class of the universe.
Yes, girls from the rich class, such as some TV series about aliens in the universe, there are too many such plots, which are equal to Erkang and crape myrtle on the earth, although Erkang loves Dabo's crape myrtle (horse version) rather than airplanes Field crape myrtle (forest version).
It also shows that the love of this kind of boy can be "buy and sell".
So what about the results of these TV shows? Look at He Mingjiao's wife, mother-in-law and adults. My mother often feels heartbroken because of this, so I know the result will not change-but recently, it has become more and more catering to the tastes of human beings on earth, although it is equivalent to returning to the IQ of primitive society at once, it doesn't matter. Making money is the most important thing.
All commercial organizations and entertainment companies in the universe can accept funding. Sometimes funding is very important. Without funding, they will go bankrupt. And what about the sponsorship of the Earth Lord? spring is coming! Golden spring!
So what about the advantages of Ji Tang? There are still great artists on the earth who are on stage today? It's a pity that he found the wrong stage to show off the skills of a great artist. Earth is not the redneck zoo it used to be.
Fortunately, Guo Bang's arrival broke the embarrassing situation of Lu Wenyi and Ji Tang. However, it also made the scene chaotic, because a large number of babies followed, and any baby had at least one follower army. In this era, under the background of encouraging childbearing in the past, unless Guo Bang's girls are foreign girls, there are a lot of natal families, and a natal family has a large group of dog legs. The good names are "housekeeper", "secretary", and "ass wiper".
What? Wipe your own ass? What are you kidding. Have you ever seen God wipe his own ass? Does God bathe himself? No, God is always dancing and playing football! Oh, and singing and hiccups!
As far as the core members are concerned, the number of them completely kills the family of the abs. The real family members, because a big beautiful family must be very large, this is the proof that the genes of handsome men and beautiful women have a greater expansion base, otherwise they can have a lot of mating partners from beauties and handsome men, almost hanging silk. Ordinary female men can see it hundreds of times or infinite times.
The reason why it is infinite times is very simple. It is because of some hanging silks and ordinary female men, it is a pity that they are lonely all their lives and are always "pure".
Guo Bang was not affected by this incident. It is very simple. This incident did not happen all at once. It is just that hundreds of bloody conflicts have erupted up to now. What is puzzling, especially to the surprise of foreigners, is that It all happened to the Chinese, the most honorable grandpa of the Han people, and the reason was because of a problem with a dish, or the other party really didn’t want to drink with you, so you smashed the wine bottle on his head, and the bottle broke Dropped——Actually, you use a wine bottle to hit someone on the head. The wine bottle is very difficult to break, and usually the head gets a "concussion" injury status.
However, that is a phenomenon of the old times, and now all the guests worth mentioning are naturally superhuman beings, so the wine bottles are smashed to pieces.
The seriousness of this incident is not a large-scale serious conflict between the Abdominal Brothers family, but a dead person, a real dead person. Guo Bang is also very sorry about this, and then, like He Ming, he completely forgot his responsibility: Can I be blamed for this kind of thing? Crazy you!
"Hahaha!"
After a meal, the Guo family tried to gather 270 babies and take wonderful photos. However, many babies rolled in the delicious food, or buried their entire heads in the cake. It was too difficult to hold them out, unless Can take the "I'm going to cry" blow.
As a result, a lot of laughter was made, and it made Dad He who came back a lot easier. However, He Ming soon began to pray for Lao Dou, because his mother already knew the cause and effect, and Lao Dou's mistress was involved in this incident. It's really a big show, so radiant that Mama He couldn't bear it——
The son of a mistress and a lot of relatives of the mistress are showing off their might on the Internet.
What happened to this world? Is there still the king's law of the eldest wife? Is there still the truth and morality of equality between men and women?
However, He Ming does not think that the relationship between Laodou and Mom will be affected because of this. The two are not bound to be happy because of their own reasons, but the two were originally married in the name of love. The process of bonding is like a deep love. It's raining...don't understand? Elope. TV dramas teach us, for the sake of love, to elope bravely, and don't trust your parents to give in, unless you want to be miserable like a TV drama.
This is very important, because like other members of the abs family, such as Laodou's brothers, they have no choice, so there is no existence called "love", it is just a painful proof of a poor life, when After "becoming a god", there is still some restraint, patience, and mutual understanding, but after a while, once the woman has some signs of a new life and a new boyfriend, it will immediately become a collapsed situation.
In the eyes of the descendants of those elders, Lao Dou is really hateful to the extreme. He was like a low-energy barbarian in the mortal age, but now he is still a pervert. He doesn't want his own face and completely abandons his family.
But think differently, how much pressure do they have in the mortal age? You have to support yourself and your family, and you have to worry about your birds. And the most important thing is that even if the lifespan of a mere one hundred years of human beings on the earth is over, these earth monkeys are still... Absolute children.
In the old days, some old avatars turned into children, saying it was dementia, and they sprayed you to death, because I was still a child, what a fool!
Now, why can't you just rely on the fact that you can have a lot of beautiful girls and have a good time?
As for the yellow-faced woman, if she was a traditional woman, who would want to get a divorce, but she also made me cuckold when she was cheating on her? How stupid am I?
It is said that men and women are equal, so get a divorce, at least you need a man to pay for your shopping, and then you can enjoy a man like a dead fish on the bed. If you need multiple men to serve you, then there is no kingly law, because you are completely back to the matrilineal society.
ps: the first update. (To be continued..)