Chapter 1940 "Secret" Night (Part 2)
"Baiyujing in the sky, Guanghan Palace in the world."
"Fantasy night, see you soon - there will be an abs brother."
With a flat mouth and a pistol-shaped left hand touching his chin, He Ming looked at the billboard in front of him with a little contempt. The billboard was really big, and it was a classical wooden billboard. It was as thick as a water tank, and its quality easily exceeded that of gold wire. The nanmu wood is deeply inserted into the rocks, and the advertising paper is made of high-quality rice paper with astonishing thickness.
It stands high in front of a dreamlike city. In fact, it is a huge building. The Grand Hotel is also an important economic center of all kinds, because it is linked to a very vast underground world, and it has one of the best transactions in the world.
This building takes the majestic rivers and mountains as the entrance. Along the way, you can enter the entrance of the retro-style hotel. The hotel is very large and stands in the clouds. Of course, the clouds are actually made of various decorations. In the end, you can reach the area at an altitude of 10,000 meters. " Guanghan Palace".
It is also the area where He Ming will participate in a boring activity today.
Exactly the same as the "Tomorrow's Yellow Flower" Hotel, this event is organized by the Liu family, and they are trying to create the most ambitious event related to the earth. To explain it in a simpler way, it is Victoria's Secret, of course, the old-fashioned Compared with today's related activities, it's just a village girl flicking some duck feathers and chicken feathers and then wiggling her buttocks. She thinks she is unparalleled, but it has become the "black history" of today's moment.
"Oh oh oh!"
Fat Zhengtai Niu Niu, fat fat. A pair of twins jumped on He Ming, and quickly returned He Ming's hairstyle to the robot fashion master for a minute before liberation, and He Ming picked up a pair of twin fat lolis again. It started to move, and the other chubby lolis had already arrived, so my mother brought them to the hotel while He Ming was sleeping.
So these fat and too fat lolis all slept in with He Ming.
Although it is already evening time on earth.
This "comprehensive" catwalk is considered important, is it some kind of birthday celebration for an important person in the Liu family and an elder on earth? Random people marry a few wives and a man finally climbs up to a chick in the Liu family. Anyway, when the time comes, it will be a touching and loving scene.
But different from usual. In some aspects, such as building creativity, the Liu family has always been leading the most advanced level related to the earth. This time, they created the "Various Secrets" night... Anyway, for He Ming, it's time to see it. Although he really doesn't want to go, Lao Tzu's Hiji dog egg is just 12 years old and is colonizing Hokkaido, attacking Spain, Portugal and other Southeast Asian thieves.
Vigorously engage in turbulent Mo Dynasty (a dynasty in Vietnam).
And the reaction of the Ming Dynasty was even more exciting. What's more, more and more annual income is in place on time, and Lord Jiajing has fought various wonderful battles with various ministers. All kinds of ministers and big landlords were the reason for the demise of the Ming Dynasty, because they occupied the largest production resources but never paid taxes. This is similar to the crisis in the United States in the 21st century.
And the reason why Xiao Mazi Kangxi considers himself the emperor of the ages is because his father killed these fools who didn't pay taxes so that he got a lot of money.
There was no way, so He Ming moved "slowly". Such billboards were lined up from the foot of the mountain to the front of the mountain gate, all made of some kind of precious wood. I believe there would not be such a billboard in the old days, because no wood can be found.
So He Ming and the second generation who arrived in front of a lonely billboard in an instant were not discovered by others. When moving, he also turned into a light and shadow, and his speed soared to a "dreamlike" vision. I believe that some well-dressed "raw" versions are extremely attractive or handsome superman, the king of superman, gentlemen and ladies, at most listen From the inexplicable "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I can't help but come, who let the strong woman Liu Xiaolian take the lead, what do wives want to be masters in fashion, jewelry, and luxury design? Please, dear, how many related products do you have at home? I'm working on other Don’t you know how to build a cosmic-level warehouse in the universe for storage? Still using yourself in the bumpkin world? Repeating things that can’t go beyond how low-level it is.”
Blowing head-on, there are colorful flowers in a mountain road that can be called a work of art, and the mountain wind is clear. He Ming didn't care to appreciate it, and muttered to himself.
If that's the case, it's fine, now even the "innocent and cute" wives in his eyes have been infected with "ambition" by the big wives, and they insist on starting a career——if that's the case, I completely raise my hands and strongly agree , it’s fine if you do it, just don’t mess with other men, but why do you have to bring in the number one hero of the multiverse, the unprecedented ab muscle brother, history is fooled by him, language is suffocated by him, years, years , because of his radiance and darkness! --What's the meaning? He Ming shrugged and he didn't know what it meant. Isn't this exactly the same as the phrase "the best of times and the worst of times?"
A fool doesn't need to reason, he can't reason.
In just one minute plus ten seconds, He Ming moved more than ten kilometers to the front of the mountain gate. It turns out that more than ten seconds is enough, but there are a lot of shops on the mountain road, in the suddenly bright and colorful turn, in the elegant and adventurous forest, or embedded in the mountain wall of the mountain road in a wonderful way, like The caveman's home, or the bear's den. In fact, if you are more careful, you can find a large number of wild animals. They also know how to consume, and they don’t need to pay for consumption.
And now, the stupid bears also understand that humans have become their nannies. The world belongs to the bears!
Many of them are still snack bars. Although they are operated by robots, it doesn't matter. They still successfully seduced a fat man who is too fat and quickly bounced his big fat butt on He Ming's head. Well, He Ming "looted" all the food in this snack bar in just one minute.
Related "swipe card"? How backward the technology on the earth is, facing the country bumpkin cosmic technology that is approaching the incredible distance of the higher universe every day, it can be done in an instant. You only need to use electromagnetism to turn some kind of credit card, the data of He Ming's credit card, and then swipe it.
The end of Xiongshan. It is a pity that three words are missing in the gate of the sky-reaching vermilion: Shaolin Temple! Or "Kunlun Mountain!"
The mountain gate is really huge, from the east to the west, a total of three kilometers, divided into two gates, usually only when filming and important moments can all be opened, such as now.
The two doors are all made of very high-grade precious wood. Brushed red classic red. Closing by "human power", although in olden times it would have required at least a million ordinary humans, since any one door would have weighed 25,000 metric tons.
So it is conceivable that those TV dramas that make movies or invest in astronomical figures are all quite fantasy, such as "The Dragon and the Hillbilly Shaolin Heroes" of street stall literature!
Anyway, at least it must be a martial arts novel of street stall literature level. Change to Jin Yong's world? Do not make jokes. Selling Temujin in Guo Jia's world and Xiao Mazi in Wei Xiaobao's world is not enough to build a golden nail that is more than the size of a basketball court.
Yes, pure gold, a huge amount of gold made into nails and hammered in.
There are a total of eight completely different mountain gates like this, and now there are well-dressed but crowded crowds in each place. Of course, they don’t need to go to the door in such a primitive way. In other places, take the subway or drive from the underground road, You can come in by taking a smart luxury car. Who walks on two legs?
But those traffic need to queue up. I heard that Brother Abs is coming, too many bastards have heard about it, not to mention this is a super hotel, do you think we can't stay here without money?
Relevant staff such as media personnel won the big prize, and there are more than one lucky ones, but there are still many guys with great ambitions. This is something lazy people like abs will not understand. , Change the world." The world.
He Ming's figure flashed here, and then continued to move forward, knowing the "ultimate secret", and now he has hired an "alien" at least at the level of the King of Superman, pretending to be a tall, burly, wide-bodied "alien" "Powerful" intelligent robots are generally used for security guards. For example, the hotel guards who are serving at this moment, although they have been checked, they do not need any procedures, and they have not stopped them, and they cannot be stopped at all.
"Wow! Brother Abs! Brother Abs, we are here here!"
"What, brother abs passed by? Where is it?"
There was an uproar in front of the mountain gate, but I didn't even see the "shadow" of Brother Abdominal. It doesn't matter, He Ming soon entered the live broadcast of the whole world and the whole universe with the expression mode of trouble and prosperity.
He Ming underestimated the influence of such bad and petty things. Many relatives came, including the natal family of the big and small wives, so soon all the fat and fat lolis including them were getting fatter and stupid. The guy left He Ming, because when He Ming set off, he just dressed up a little according to his wife's big light curtain message, and then, he did a little bit of dressing up, but he thought it was enough, so Niu Niu had already worn him I think that the super handsome class bully outfit, the hair is still made into a cannon, in the ancient world, it is the king of equipment who kills the third prince of the Dragon King and then cramps and skins.
It took the two chubby lolis more than ten minutes to dress up super juicy, and He Mingna applauded loudly and was full of praise.
A pair of twins are fat, and He Ming is also dressed in the style of a little soldier who can celebrate the new year, and the shoes are still combat boots.
Feifei is relatively "simple", so He Ming directly chose a very cute bear costume to suit him.
It was the easiest for me. I wore the "formal dress" requested by my wife, a bright gray nano casual suit. Of course, belts and ties should be gone. Fortunately, he didn't wear sneakers. I heard that if he wears a suit and sneakers, the old guys on the Internet won't like it anymore—it doesn't matter, he still has hope, he's an ab muscle brother.
But when I entered the hotel lobby, I just compared them, and the fat and too fat lolis immediately "angered" and threw their old beans to save them. He Ming didn't need to be rescued or rescued, he was hopeless.
This is even better, He Ming quickly entered the channel of pretending to be deaf and dumb, found a sofa at random, and used his mobile phone to open a relatively basic light curtain, the latest electronic product.
Playing in public - many media, a large number of TV stations, countless experts, and the most netizens can hype "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" now. I believe that Toyotomi Hideyoshi in the real world is also dancing wildly. The time for Jay Chou, the king of heaven, has come. See, no, brother Abs appreciates me so much———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-
Put the snacks on the gem coffee table by your side. A fiery and delicious soft meat pastry, take it to eat, ignoring some of the bird relatives who are no longer recognized, they and their girls are not as recognizable to He Ming as their American dog legs, and then He Ming did not expect , from coming in to now, not ten minutes. "Big Sister" He Fang took the lead, followed by a group of dogs like Xiaohao and others. It took He Ming more than a minute to recognize it.
First of all, he dressed himself up as "..." He Fang, who was very unflattering in the style of the king of kings anyway. Wearing a very gorgeous dress, but there are no more than three colors, which is also very pleasing to the eye, if not pretending to be forceful. Pretty face is already full marks. What about the figure? Don't look too much at your biological sister's figure.
He Longhao is also dressed in the same style, let alone leather shoes, even a single hair is so shiny that a fly will be paralyzed if it steps on it.
Situ Haoran wore a bright red suit, but today it is very "pleasing to the eye" style.
He Ming didn't know that this was because the colors were not used too much. Generally speaking, the more colors the better, but two or three are enough. A single color is too stupid, unless you are an abs brother. Too many colors are stupid, unless you are still abs.
He Ming looked at each other. The other party also looked at He Ming, big and small Hao didn't dare to "speak clearly", let alone other dog legs. Of course He Fang shook her head and shrugged unceremoniously. Although this kind of behavior made her career line extremely impressive, she Contemptuously said:
"Man, it's a beauty event tonight, you wash your face, brush your teeth, shit and wipe your ass?"
The relatives who got up quietly nearby, as well as their girls, the dog legs thought it was very funny, but they were very surprised, wow, this is the abs guy, and the shit is also top-notch beautiful-in fact, it has long been a high-priced collection.
He Ming rubbed his nose and said: "Simple is the most beautiful. The epee has no edge and is unpretentious. The sword that kills does not need to be gorgeous, and the girl who hurts does not need to be charming and sentimental. It's not that I don't like dressing up, but I also don't respect fashion. It is a beautiful event, but in my own way, silently, humiliatingly, without asking for anything in return, and lonely, guarding this pure and simple beauty, waiting... The banquet is finally over, and the old and yellow face is in the past. I have come to you at last and I have come to say to you—oh, how many people admire your youthful and joyful moments, but I only admire your heart—the simple truth, the truth.”
Because in the global live broadcast, He Ming's words of course greatly misled countless donkeys who just didn't want to dress up, but it also shook the thinking of many "aliens".
He Fang snorted heavily with her delicate nose, turned her right hand with her thumb up and shook it behind her right cheek: "Don't confuse the public, come with me to the back, your natural face looks like You should beautify the same appearance as the classmate Goudan in your game."
"I don't have luxury in my life, I don't need to dress up, my life lies in sports, and my life lies in self-confidence and calmness..." Even though he said this, He Ming was dragged away by He Fang's ears, and the ab muscle brother who looked like a god was like a man. As weak as a little white rabbit.
...
"Wow, why are you dressed up like this? Dad likes it so much."
In fact, He Fangla and He Ming used to work, but other people can't do it with the phone. And the time is already very tight, this grand event includes the beauty pageant of the most handsome man and boy; the most beautiful woman and girl on the small earth. As long as you appear here, here today, you can't say that you become famous overnight, but become famous in a second.
Especially in this era, there is no ugly person who wins the latest lottery, and once people have achieved an incredible degree of perfection, they can only conquer them with even more incredible beauty and handsomeness, so He Ming's surgical processing is inevitable. Becoming the king of the new era Zhiling and Jay Chou greatly increased the score.
Although almost most of the pre-arranged contestants have the conditions they can have, but for some of the favorite seed contestants of the designer, the abdominal muscle brother can be processed, and the reputation alone can affect the rigorous audience voting.
On-site expert votes, combined with audience votes, determine the champion, and various companies provide various job opportunities, including film and television, and advertising industries.
This is the most important event in some industries. In fact, this is not the first season. He Ming does not know how many seasons have passed, but he knows that the earth time starts once a month, and today is a day that determines fate.
So not to mention thousands of mountains and rivers, as difficult as the mountains of swords and seas of fire and overcoming, as far as today is concerned, the contestants don't say that they wake up at three or four o'clock, but they have not slept all night, or have not slept for many days.
He Ming arrived at the last time, came in the evening, and had just entered the "inside" where the outside media personnel tried their best to come in, He Ming couldn't wait to tease his fat loli, of course he would not admit it, absolutely not, Dad looks terrible.
Fat loli He Moli, He Xiaoqian's precious daughter, has great ambitions, and the fat loli who is often at a disadvantage wants to wear clothes designed by Liu Xiaolian for the catwalk, while Liu Xiaolian's fat loli, the eldest daughter, runs He Mingyu, I don't think so.
This is a grand event or a super event, as long as it is "pleasing to the eye" and on time, children and old ladies can also participate, but if you don't talk about children, it is an old lady, so it must be an ordinary person, so just the parasites on the face are disgusting , it was completely rude to ruin the event, so in the initial selection, it was eliminated long ago.
For example, the advantage of the second generation of abs brothers is that they can participate if they want to, but He Ming is very unwilling. What's the matter? I tease the monkeys all day long, and now I'm my kid on the catwalk for the monkeys? Come on!
As a conservative man, He Ming actually loves farmers, migrant workers and so on. But looking down on actors and catwalks, I feel that it is not as reliable as women who have lost their feet, and it is not as good as space with firm breasts and fleshy buttocks.
And at least women who have stumbled make money from their bodies. What do you rely on? Pretend you.
However, He Moli's dress is very conservative, super cute, like other supermodels wearing full feathers and revealing catwalks, He Ming must have gone crazy, stupid you!
He Moli doesn't really need He Ming's teasing her chin at the moment, pretending to be cute, but she said contemptuously: "Dad, go to your work quickly, don't waste your time." He Ming became a child.
"Oh." He Mingxin stood up reluctantly, stretched his waist, his eyes were already looking for a chair... Sofa is of course the best.
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