Chapter 1933 The Giant "Ape" General (Part 1)
This is a very beautiful primitive natural scenery, a broad-leaved forest in the morning sunshine. Every ray of light and every leaf is also a classical and leisurely artistic picture. He Ming gave one hundred out of ten. Please forgive me, this is the mood of a country bumpkin who still respects art.
The stage is: Zhangguo, Shimao, Honshu, Japan, farmland, forest in the swamp world.
The prey was an adult wild deer. It is also a work of art. The picture composed of yellow fur and white spots is already a beauty that the "genius" painter of the superman on earth can't paint even if he kills himself.
It moved vigilantly in the forest like an elf, "haha" a sudden threat sounded, and it jumped forward full of contempt in an instant, and then it lost to human wisdom, a A certain monkey spent all the time from early morning to nine in the morning exhaustingly digging the trap, and the tools were obtained illegally: he took sheep at random, including other very precious tools and items, such as salt and miso.
Seeing the prey in the trap, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who will despise the world in the future, I am the king of the world, North Korea, the Philippines, and even China will kneel and lick, then there is a very funny juvenile version of "Celebration".
However, looking at the details, he is completely different, so obvious that I am afraid that the fat and too fat Lolita can easily recognize him.
At least the bones of the body are much stronger, and the spirit is completely different. The important thing is that with the very precious temperament, the tiger looks like the eagle, and the majesty looks everywhere. Although he didn't even wear shoes, sandals, pants? What are pants?
This is because, in the real world, there are very humanized intelligent gradual choices for playing games, so until now, He Ming has added a lot of game elements of personal preference. The cheating was also carried out at least twice - he would not remember how many times he specifically cheated.
Otherwise, under normal circumstances, that is, in real life, it is impossible for the 8-year-old Toyotomi Hideyoshi or the 38-year-old Toyotomi Hideyoshi to move from the farmland he has never stepped out of to the Owari Forest. At that time, there were no roads leading to deep mountains, old forests, and remote areas, and there would be no effective maps.
And in a sense, the forest belongs to the Heavenly Royal Family and is now the property of the local lord. Everything in it includes prey, and of course the property of those in power.
All in all, what Toyotomi Hideyoshi is doing now is worse than killing giant pandas in China in the 21st century.
He, he doesn't care who is manipulating He Ming, not to mention that there is no crime, and there is no capital that drips blood from every pore. What is the monkey talking about fighting for hegemony?
So He Ming chose "speed moving", just to go where he wants to go, if the logistics can be guaranteed (the problem of eating along the way, then he can arrive on the best personal conditions. But if there is no cheating, if you encounter refugees and bandits There is no later Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
Of course, this is impossible. Without mentioning automatic archiving, etc., He Ming will definitely open it.
For example, ask God to come up. Invincible!
In addition to being safer, the Speed of God of the Road is even better than Superman's mobile, and He Ming has added a lot of other game elements, such as the enhancement of "historical characters" in abilities and the "beautification" of appearance.
Although Toyotomi Hideyoshi is still the same, but first of all he is "cute" a lot, at least he never brushes his teeth. It will gradually become commercial level, and then already have "divine power". He Ming and some religious masters in the game can see the phantom of the relevant great god, dominating the monkey, showing "this monkey will King of the world, Japan's Shenzhou". The difference is that He Ming will not kneel and lick.
This is an option for the enhancement of historical celebrities, otherwise any behavior of "Monkey" will change history, and then any player including He Ming will be stunned to see it, and so on. What about history? What about the power of history? What about Nobunaga's ambition?
Therefore, various mechanisms have emerged to protect historical celebrities, including the enhancement of the ability index. The 50-point data is generally enhanced, which is very terrifying, which is equivalent to Lu Bu breaking through 1,000 points of personal martial arts. Then he can kill the arrogant rhinoceros in Africa, use his fist to help the elephant's heart retire early, and then brag, this is called "this is the dark energy."
It can be said that the African cheetah can run as well as the American bald eagle. What's more, the physical fitness of 1,000 warriors can keep this fastest movement for at least half an hour, and the level of effort is similar to that of ordinary humans running 500 meters.
In this case, yes, the game has become a "fantasy" style, and Lu Bu can single-handedly sweep the world, provided that he does not encounter monsters of the same level as Xiang Yu and Li Cunxiao.
Therefore, He Ming continued to choose a limit, but absolutely not including the protagonist.
So he used the enhanced version of "divine power", which is to enhance the real mortal with non-real power, so the monkey now has the supernatural power of "Fengguo Daimingshen", the mortal god.
Only when Ieyasu unifies the world in the future can he obtain the "Dongzhao Great Power Present". The famous founder of the Wu family world, Minamoto Yoshitomo, is the "White Banner Daimyojin", and Shimadzu Yoshihiro is the "Spiritual Spear, Yan Jianxiongming"... Needless to say, Nobunaga, On the sixth day, Bo Xun, the demon king, and Kenshin Uesugi fanatically believe in Bishamonten, and they are also the king of the north, the guardian of the law. But Lord Nobunaga's Tianmo Boxun killed the Tathagata Buddha to death.
Of course, the practicality of these divine powers is the most important thing, which means that you are bragging that you are the reincarnation of Amaterasu, but you are not as capable as Banba's strong and warm backstage.
Apparently, the monkey has been very successful. At least He Ming has added "super recovery" to his "activeness". The other sixth-day demon king's strongest moments also don't have this 1% effect, otherwise come on One hundred changes in Honnoji Temple, Nobunaga is also "I have two samurai swords in both hands, I am super confident, come on Chunxi Road and wear Baleno Road, I do not take the usual way!" - Nobunaga is Japan's Sengoku period, He is also one of the best athletes in the game... Anyway, his martial arts is very high, so he has super recovery physical strength, so it is difficult to defeat him.
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Then there are scenes full of classic comics, although monkeys brutally smashed to death the wild deer that looks like a work of art, aiming at the head, mercilessly, again and again-looking for stones is troublesome.
But it doesn't matter, at most it's just some very perfect and completely different text descriptions.
Except for shooting games and the like, He Ming absolutely doesn't play stupid games that walk around like a real person. Please, don't you have enough real people in reality? Games are games. Because he is a game rather than a real life, he does not need to express the super stupid 3D or ND people in the European and American world walking around, claiming to be the whole world, a world, but it is not as big as the few commercial streets in Mashi that he once walked.
Is running all over the mountain really interesting? Kidnapped by the interests of computer configuration manufacturers, you bastard?
"Knowledge changes destiny. Information decides destiny."
The monkey successfully verified this sentence, so he finally had breakfast to eat, and soon he couldn't do without drooling, especially funny performances, this is the essence of a person, and it is also a character that cannot be changed, and it is also He Ming's way of playing with monkeys reason. He definitely doesn't want to watch Ieyasu's life, I can't bear it, life is like a tortoise crawling, and then it is kind and touching. Watch Nobunaga pretend to be a ghost, and then enter the tyrant mode.
Anyway, from the perspective of modern people. Ieyasu is the best leader, and Nobunaga is the most competent class bully. What about monkeys? best joke.
If you want to play games, you know how to choose. You will not love leaders and class bullies, because they can't entertain you, they can only remind you of the cruel reality and sad past when they entertained you.
The next specific operation is to use knowledge and lead the sheep, serving mankind for many years. Scarred, tears dried up, and turned into a rusty knife to separate the wild deer. This is a planned behavior. Comrade Toyotomi Hideyoshi also fully expressed his careful and tender care for the first precious property in life.
Then use "information" to pick up firewood that can become "dry firewood at a glance" in the monkey's eyes.
It can be seen that knowledge and information are indispensable. In the end, what is used to start a fire?
——One of a group of colorful lighters in a small shopping mall in Wenzhou in the 21st century.
Otherwise, the word "stone light" means: pick up a stone and smash another stone hard to create a fire, use this fire to start a fire... believe me you can't do it unless you do it in the Sahara Desert. This successfully started the fire.
Make a fire, watch the wonderful performances of monkeys crying and laughing, tease a fat man, observe in detail the physical and mental health of the monkeys in the warm state of the fire, and then start to deal with the second task. The monkey still has a lot of things to do, such as being possessed by gods and masters. The first important thing is to make a "chic buckskin suit" for himself.
There is no way, he, the monkey, classmate Hiyoshi has no clothes to wear - Hiyoshi pill means Hiyoshi dog egg, or dung ball. Not equal to the whole name. It means that Li Qiang was called Li Qiang Goudan and Dung Ball when he was a child. If you call him that when you grow up, he will definitely turn his face.
Now, in the cold spring of 1545, fourteen years in astronomy, clothes in a certain sense, the clothes worn by monkeys are still the wrapping cloths that were born when they were born.
A ramie dress is now 8 years old, so it can only be regarded as a bag style, it doesn't matter, it is no problem to expose the spring to the full.
In ancient times, Owari country was like the weather in southern China, that is, it was cold in winter and hot in summer—wait a minute, where is it not cold in winter and hot in summer? Yes, such as the Sahara Desert in Africa, which is hot all year round, and some, such as the North and South Poles, which are cold all year round.
The reason why there are no other clothes is a simple matter of materials, time, energy, technology, manufacturing, etc.
The modern 21st century is not the era of the abs, the coarse clothes that the dead in the countryside don’t wear, otherwise the village cadres will turn their faces. Is this discrediting the party? Do you want to discredit the first hundred years of the Flower Dynasty in the Eternal World?
Relatives will also chase and beat such idiots who are definitely unworthy descendants.
In this era, to make clothes out of ramie, you first need to plant a large piece of ramie, then ask God to give you a face, and the worm will reward you with face, and finally harvest the ramie, soak it in water, remove the skin after a certain period of time, pull out the fiber, dry it, and rub it. Into the thread, and finally weaving with tools.
Therefore, the clothes of the poor in Japan are really important assets. Don’t believe in the beautiful armor in Koei Company, or in the beautiful costumes in TV dramas such as Ooku, and change them every day-Comrade Ieyasu will be furious.
to buy? Don't be kidding, this is an agricultural society, do you understand? If you are a farmer yourself, create everything yourself!
This is called small peasant economy.
Don't use the ideas of the industrial age to understand the agricultural age. If the industrial age "has everything", the agricultural age is "everything."
However, during the Warring States period in Japan, the small-scale peasant economy that took time was destroyed, so the result of Toyotomi Hideyoshi was that he had no clothes to wear. Because adults first need to satisfy the problem of eating before they can consider wearing clothes, especially the clothes of the little boy who died.
Why didn't He Ming open it directly? How about at least a stack of Septwolves underwear in Wenzhou's small shopping mall? No, no, it's not fun to hang around like this. Pay attention to playing games professionally and professionally - he doesn't care if the monkey wears underwear or not! That means he can't possibly worry about the health of the chimpanzees in real zoos on Earth.
So ten minutes later, there was a picture of Toyotomi Hideyoshi dancing again. He Ming could understand it as a Noh play called "Wild Dance". It's a pity that he couldn't entertain He Ming too much without relevant studies.
"Woo woo woo~"
Finally started to eat, the first big meal in life was barbecued venison. Toyotomi Hideyoshi was so moved that he burst into tears. Many personal emotional words were very interesting, such as "I don't believe...is this a dream? What did I do, I became a hunter?"
Yes, the interesting thing about this game is that there are screams on another light curtain on the earth today. I couldn't be more happy than myself, especially the lucky ones who had just become such an incredible superman and finally enjoyed it immediately.
That's right, any game character, including a baby, also has independent thinking. The player actually controls some of his thoughts. If the player asks him to do something he can't do, he will immediately resist and force it. Congratulations. Your Uesugi Kenshin or Takeda Shingen is going to be a split personality or "crazy man", or lunatic for short.
Of course, under the influence of the game and the great artistic charm, He Ming does not think that the monkeys on the earth can be manipulated. Instead, he will be infected in reverse. Hojo Soun will become a conspirator, how about Nobunaga? Be domineering, domineering, because those who follow me will live and those who oppose me will die!
monkey. Although only eight years old, he still ate one-twentieth of the sika deer's weight, starting at about 4 kilograms, mostly internal organs, etc., because monkeys are greedy for money. He will not eat "precious deer legs" and antlers. Although he is only eight years old, he has the experience of an 18-year-old modern Chinese otaku and an 88-year-old Japanese otaku. In fact, the biggest reason is that Riji knew that he was sleepwalking but successfully hunted the sika deer that even the hunters could not catch. areas, forest edges, open land, mountainous areas. And hunting with Japanese bows? Puchi smile, can only shoot flies, right?
He Ming checked the monkey's inner information, and he kept thinking: the antlers of the sika deer have the function of medicinal materials, and they can also be sold to the samurai.
Samurai such as Tadakatsu Honda are willing to put this pair of horns on their helmets—the warlords of the Warring States Period in Japan also fight for equipment, you bastard!
But first of all, He Ming is like the manipulation that monkeys are obsessed with. He asked him to process the deerskin, at least peel off the skin, and then disassemble it from the abdomen to the neck to the limbs. A perhaps final rinse in the water not far away.
Then it enters the ordinary time that He Ming can pass by a little bit, but "you can't stay here for long". Although there are fires, there are also wolves and robbers. It is spring, and the wolves are very hungry, but this monkey took a lot of time Just slaughter a sika deer in the forest.
Fortunately, Japan is a mountainous area. Even in the plains and swamps of Owari, there are many mountains, so wolves can only eat up. They have no choice but to look at the mountains and run away to kill the monkeys.
"Wooooow!"
In this way, he got the first deerskin suit in his life, that is, a piece of deerskin. Then he took off the only clothes and changed the clothes into two clothes. Suddenly, the monkey felt warm and "miracle".
Then there was nothing less, this time the monkey showed the arrogance of a person immune to cervical spondylosis, and continued on the road... He Ming now understands that he can't command idiots, "twenty years" in advance, a certain Mr. Cyclops can't forget the second Ten years into the era of hegemony.
Because he still has family members, such as Toyotomi Hidecho, oh, now called Kotake, it's a pity that he didn't use "maru".
Toyotomi Hidecho is Monkey's half-brother, not the stepfather's son. This can be seen from the level of aura in his brain, and his IQ is also at the level of a schoolmaster-if he is a stepfather, he must be stupid to death.
Of course, the current Toyotomi Hideyoshi still loves his family very much, except for the future flowers of his stepfather.
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"Sorry, I borrowed something from the elder. This is a gift for you."
Because a lot of "only" property was taken away, the elders of Guangming Temple who didn't even eat, and actually didn't need to eat, were dumbfounded. Then, student Riji Goudan returned the property, including interest: a piece of fat venison the size of a book , there is still a lot of rust from the knife on it, I believe that the knife finally saw the "meat smell" today. It doesn't matter, it still doesn't hinder it, Mr. Venison's status as a delicacy and expensive value.
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"Wow, incredible Hiyoshi 'Maru' (dog egg!"
"Wow, miraculous Hiyoshi Maru, are you really going to share such a gift with us?"
The people in the village also found it incredible, especially when He Ming forcibly manipulated the monkeys and began to "buy people's hearts". It is also the reason for the high difficulty in ancient Chinese society. You don't even want to engage in relatively free behaviors and occupations, if you are a girl? Sorry, you can only move around in two places in your life, your house and your husband's house, especially when you have no clothes to wear - you can imagine the result of staying in two latrines for a lifetime.
Then, except for the stepfather, the whole family had a joyful barbecue dinner. Sorry, the fresh meat, including hoofs, was all shared.
But in the afternoon, the miraculous Comrade Hiyoshimaru had nothing to say, the antlers were suddenly taken away by his stepfather like a ninja, and the deerskin suit was processed and processed by his mother, so it didn't belong to him anymore? Why, please, younger siblings need insulation!
"Ah, ah, ah!"
Well, let's see the time. He Ming continued to control Hiji on the road, but this time he kept up with his 11-year-old sister Zhi, his five-year-old brother Xiaozhu, and his two-year-old half-sister Asahihime—of course she needs to be wrapped into a The little monkey was then tied to Riji's back. No reason, this was originally the job of classmate Hiji Goudan.
I think it’s okay, and I can’t wait to have a full meal after getting the “meat”, including adult imbecile children with low IQ (inbreeding, right? As long as there is food, they will follow, and then bring this " Legion", go to a place where you can eat your fill - rely on mountains to eat mountains, rely on water to eat water. He Ming has given the best place to eat recently. What is more delicious than seafood, oh, river fresh food?
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