Chapter 1929: The Historical Moment when You Were so Happy that You Collapsed (Part 2)
Of course, Xiangjiang also has an "underground world", but it means that Israel's nuclear weapons in the past are not at the same level as the nuclear weapons of the United States.
Like the underground world of the magic capital, it actually developed from the inland, nothing else, it is just a reason of population and capital. Population is a necessary condition, and then capital must be considered.
However, there are still loyal local people who still maintain a certain level of prosperity—at least they are reluctant to part with the super-luxury houses that they never dreamed of in the past, and the historical glory that has not disappeared... What, the mainland laughed at us as country bumpkins? Please take a look at the first demon game, who and who's parents once cried and said that they want to come to Xiangjiang for shopping? cry, cry, cry, cry~
Don't forget history, because it means betraying parents!
The picture freezes again, and the beautiful close-up and large-scale shots begin. He Ming seems to be catching a chicken, and he is really like catching a chicken, catching a junior high school student who looks like a primary school student. Countless netizens lamented the "primary school students" just now, what happened today? Always a pussy on top.
Xiao Gang, a junior high school student, was immediately found out by human flesh experts, including the nickname "Cylinder", multiple goddesses, skills of eating, drinking and having fun, plus masturbation - otherwise he would go to various adult websites every lonely night; Parents feed him a variety of health products every day like feeding pigs, and kidney function is the most important. All for what?
Other information: His name is Li Qigang, his attribute is hanging silk, he has no girlfriend, his luck is average, he doesn't like to study, he is stupid and pretends to be aggressive-of course, at this moment, his luck will be changed to "not ordinary". His luck is really not covered, it can be called that at this moment he is the god of luck on earth.
Xiao Gang actually dressed very gorgeously. Compared with him, brother abs has become the clothes of the tall, mighty, extremely brutal and domineering robbers from the mainland 20 or 30 years ago. The fashion master who is a human flesh expert immediately recognized the latest version of Valentino's little villain style.
Then he was not short anymore. For Xiangjiang people, 1.75 meters for junior high school students is not bad, otherwise, look at the local superstars in Xiangjiang in the old days, how tall were they? Don't believe the fairy tale about Andy Lau who is 1.75 meters tall after wearing shoes! It's like not believing that Jackie Chan doesn't like girls.
This is not a question of living conditions. The handsome Leslie Cheung is already a son of a wealthy family, or the little superman is a son of the richest family in Hong Kong, but what about his physique and height?
White skin. Flat nose, a face that even a female man would not appreciate that only a lonely leftover woman will have the feeling of pity called motherly love, but it is still not a face of love, and the final temperament is even more... Now it only shows a dumbfounded smirk.
He is studying at school. There are very few students on the surface of the earth, at least in the classroom of St. Paul Middle School, which is getting fewer and fewer every day, and then they are caught by Brother Abdominal, go up to the roof, and finally few scream. It's just a beautiful background.
"Student Xiaogang. How do you feel? You don't speak, don't you know Mandarin? Well, shall we use English or other languages? Anyway, I don't know Xiangjiang. Although I can sing: Under the Lion Mountain, your smile Sweet honey, laughing in spring in spring~"
If He Ming is still a mortal, or ten years ago in the old era, he will be included in the blacklist of the shopping mecca Xiangjiang area...
He Ming put Li Qigang down for a while before he realized and nodded repeatedly: "I can speak Mandarin!"
"I've heard it." He Ming nodded and decided to deal with it directly. Then, in a flash, the original big bottle appeared again, and the lid of the bottle opened automatically. After being removed again, it will be used.
It’s only when the seas are flowing that you can see the true nature of hanging silk. At this time, Xiaogang made a famous move that other advertising models couldn’t catch up with. I saw him crossing his hands on his chest and actually had pimples on his face. Compared with He Mingyi, he was immediately special. It vividly explains what is called carbon-based monkey red butt, oh, red mouth blurted out:
"Wait a minute, abs, don't you offer... your superhuman surgery?"
"Of course it's offered... oh, you mean, you want to choose, well, be kind and professional. Although I'd love to say: pick after the fact, because then you'll see more clearly, and more The wise are good at choosing."
He Ming is always right, what's more, it's invincible to speak out with this kind of wisdom.
In the coloring page that He Ming took out, Xiangjiang student Xiao Gang ignored some mortal teachers and students in the building below, and performed on the ground. He didn't answer the phone, which kept ringing, the pop hit "Poor Mortal," which was wonderfully appropriate for the situation.
"Okay, tall and powerful, handsome, unrestrained, free sky... Are you sure? Well, it's the 'King of Freedom', right? Sao Nian and Hua De Liu, no, the burden of saving Xiangjiang Films will be handed over to Andy Lau is you."
Xiaogang chose the rare King of Liberty. It sounds like the King of Liberty, but at the worst it is the "American policeman". Of course, it is the kind of extraordinary American guy, a kind of fierce domineering, perfect, especially tall and mighty, but also very handsome and free. Taste the body.
The shape of the face should also match this style. But looking at the world, in real life, in real life, there are far less popular options than the old "Dark King", and they are killed by any of the latest ace options.
In other words, it has long been ashes to ashes, dust to dust, rednecks to rednecks.
The King of Liberty is already the redneck choice.
According to the latest, among the countless superman appearance options that have become popular all of a sudden, the man is the one, "My heart is eternal", and the perfect man is also overwhelmingly popular, and there is also the option of "The King of Disdain".
It's a pity, the king of contempt, this man is called Smecta, and Smecta is also complacent. Look, Brother Abs also thinks that we Smecta are super smug—but in fact, a Smecta, a man, usually chooses The most perfect and infallible "My Heart Is Eternal".
The king of disdain is only chosen by teenagers in the hegemonic country, usually under the age of 16. If they are 26 years old, they will succumb to reality, such as the desire of the little brother. certain needs.
Because the king of contempt will keep you from meeting the mature wife that your little brother likes very much. He is a man who loves perfection, Sunshine Lei Feng, please remember a good man with a deep voice and a pure smile.
all in all. Just because you hang like this doesn't mean you have a big harem, unless you know how to travel. Go to the mortal age, the world.
...
Witnessing a miracle again, I saw and talked about the whole world. First, everyone held their breath and clinging to TVs, computers, mobile phones, and billboards; Children envy and hate, teenagers yell and curse.
God. God, Allah, Grandpa Buddha, this little wretch has become a good man in his early two meters, from a wretch to a vigorous man in a blink of an eye. Immediately afterwards, if you are not standing next to Brother Abs but next to mortals. Then it is really domineering and domineering, without the tiger's body shaking.
The point is, he also used the miracle light, and his eyes immediately became super beautiful, absolutely clear in black and white, but clearly black and white are more beautiful than any color, and at this moment, he feels amazing and novel. It has surpassed the eyes of brother abs.
Most importantly, especially important. The innocence of the eyes is the most important thing. The reason why some godfathers are obedient to their goddaughters is because they want the "young self" in their eyes - they can't treat their godsons, because you have adopted A goddaughter is capable, but what about raising a godson? Disgusting bastard!
And the purity of this look, every few seconds, began to improve a little... This is the end! Really don't continue to hang up, okay?
Brother abs, why don't you use it?
If there is a face-to-face interview with a super punctual female anchor, and I can completely see the interview of the other party's career line and the moving and tight curve under the wrapping skirt, then He Ming will tell the truth immediately: it will not be of much use to me.
Well, to put it bluntly, it is still a life essence of super power level, and then what? It's too ineffective on itself.
"..."
"Let's start right away, whoever chooses to choose the model in the advertisement, I will turn against whoever!"
"Yes, stop advertising. Everyone is an advertisement. The bigger the stage, the stronger the desire. The abs brother is fast, accurate and ruthless, act, be professional and dedicated!"
"The lottery changes life, and the China Dream service platform that has finally come true is famous for its fairness and justice... Well, in the lottery draw just now, our platform won the most prizes, so what are you waiting for, come on, the Chinese Dream service platform, waiting for you, for you ~"
"I'm going crazy, and there are more and more advertisements for neuropathy. Abdominal muscle, let's draw a lottery for speed, what are you waiting for! As losers, if there is no miracle, today is the anniversary of death. Cause of death: angry stroke and heart disease, or Qi-death type bleeds to death from seven orifices."
"—and these are all hopeless wah! wah wah wah!"
"God, bless my luck!"
Netizens who haven't won the lottery before are going crazy, it doesn't matter, they still have a stepping stone: the new public knowledge.
The public intellectuals who have not won the lottery before are really laughing. No one understands better than them, what it feels like to look up to heaven in hell. Then now finally came the double taste of heaven!
...
After getting on the horse continuously, after half an hour, He Ming gave out Beautiful Life No. 3, Dragon's Fate of Immortals.
It’s not Dragon Armor Immortal Fate, and He Ming thought about this name very casually, but it’s also understandable, at least He Ming explained it specifically, “Dragon” refers to spirit, and “it” doesn’t matter, “ "Xian" is temperament, "Yuan" is fate, and it is also whether you have luck.
Dragon's Fate is also a beauty treasure for women. It comes from the multiverse and is also the most mysterious super power that you can't even think about on weekdays. It is a mysterious world and the ultimate protector of the kingdom of death.
A kind of guy who can be understood as an extremely complicated death demon by human beings on earth.
It is like a huge block of life energy, flowing with dazzling light, and mortals and high-level supreme powers cannot get close, otherwise they will be absorbed by each other.
This is a kind of puzzling life, or the essence of life. He Ming obtained a lot of large and small quantities. In the end, he personally absorbed the power of self-defense, malicious power and other forces, and obtained from it that can be used In the end, it is like making fruit juice, compressing a very huge "fruit" with extremely complex ingredients, obtaining a large amount of liquid, and then subjecting the liquid to various processes like commodity manufacturing, and finally making it into a shape the size of half a bar of soap, The color varies, but generally dark red is the best for "Dragon's Immortal Fate".
The entire universe is like countless universes, so it must be crazy. Brother Abs is so fucking awesome. He even threw in a thing that can easily create powerful gods and demons, and his appearance is at least at least... the level of the supreme emperor of the universe. various temperamental sensations.
The specific function is to greatly strengthen the physical skills, strengthen the soul, strengthen the mysterious power, such as spiritual power, provide many mysterious powers, and finally stimulate the various vitality of women, especially on the spine, forming a "woman like a dragon" on the spine characteristics.
It's a hard bone - this can ensure that no matter what behavior you make, even a special female man is also a top-notch Bai Fumei posture that can kill mortals in seconds.
The reason why it is not a boy is because He Ming now thinks that a little boy is definitely the "biggest insult" to men, so he will not use this kind of femininity and other female strength-based appearance enhancement products for men-in fact, It is generally accepted in the universe that some receptivity of women is far stronger than that of men, that is, for example, men's configuration can only play some games, while women's configuration can play a lot of games.
The earth is only too excited to congratulate, and it is too happy to collapse, and the soul is dancing wildly. And this time there are no commercials, everyone can't wait, especially the losers... Fuck, there are more superhumans than ordinary humans, grandpa, where is my miracle? Mom, my spring!
come here now!
Come on!
And the abs brother, the bitch who has already won the lottery, please don't draw the lottery, okay? May I? !
Therefore, the era of superman for all people has come completely, except for the hegemony, the flames of war in all parts of the world have gradually disappeared—maybe there is a more terrifying war of superman for all people hidden?
But who knows, Brother Abs can control the future of the earth, but he can't predict the future of an area he doesn't control.
War or peace, blood for blood or virtue, let the monkeys decide by themselves. Brother Abs is not Bao Qingtian.
ps: The second update. To be continued. .
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