Chapter 1921 The Era of Beautiful Life (Part 2)
To be honest, let’s start with He Ming’s new image. In fact, his new image has been exposed long ago. At least it was deciphered by those beautiful girls of Abang, which is touching, grateful, and grateful.
The beautiful wives of Brother Abang’s family, they have actually become well-known Internet celebrities long ago. The legion of rich and beautiful wives-the legion of rich and beautiful wives refers to the harem of members of wealthy families with a lot of wives. For example, Brother Abang was killed in a flash In terms of number, the rich and beautiful wives of the abs brother's family are also very troublesome. Although they agreed to marry a concubine, they didn't make you a wives army with the number of a brigade in the army, did they?
But if you don't acquiesce, it's easy for people to change their nationality, such as the United States, such as Japan, the stronger you are, the more "freedom, democracy and human rights"!
In the old days, the netizen of Diaosi is in today’s era. Although they are Chinese, they are really unlucky, so they are still Diaosi. Then the girlfriend is the fifth girl and the guy with mechanical equipment can’t resist all kinds of charming photos of these beautiful girls. ,video.
An unfathomable career line, a smile so sweet that you don’t need to buy candy to eat candy once you have it, a face and figure that are so stubborn that your little brother is always as stubborn as iron, as well as the temperament, skin, and sexy dress of a fairy goddess— — This is very important, especially important, because "real" men know how to choose between Sister Feng's $100 million diamond bra from Victoria's Secret and Zhiling's sister who doesn't wear a bra.
So it is impossible to refuse, and for women, although in a certain situation, such as stealing their male god, they must yell as much as they want, but if they become their idols. Then everything she has has become something that she can be hot and exciting, at least in "Tianya Gossip".
And they, collectively referred to as Guo Bang's harem, together with relatives, friends and staff of the harem. The latest and greatest success is that he posted a lot of new photos of the abs, including fat girls who are fat and too fat. The guys chasing them are actually on par with He Ming. No reason, there is speculation about the future, especially when When I was still a mortal—of course, the fans of the second generation of Abs had selectively forgotten, the growth time of the super baby. As far as my teenage years, I couldn't wait any longer.
Having said that, the new image of He Ming in some photos and videos has long been popular all over the world. Many well-known magazines and newspapers can take the opportunity to make a fortune again. Countless clothes, Taobao products, and new images and avatars can be used. Anyway, it has stimulated countless types of consumption. Indirectly stimulated many economic indicators in the universe, because the earth humans place orders, and now most of them are..."aliens" (mysterious people) provide you with cheap and top-quality services!
But definitely not as direct, clear, complete, touching, volcanic love and passion as now - well, no more nonsense. It’s been a long time since Brother Abs appeared, and this kind of global live broadcast, even if a famous political figure in a certain country dies at this time in a certain region, it’s a moment of Brother Abs inserted directly into the live broadcast. It means "moving miracle" and "most moving miracle".
Under the various behaviors of countless people,
For example, when you turn on the TV without wiping your butt while holding your trousers up, the first thing that catches your eyes, or carefully examine He Ming’s new image, he first becomes extremely tall, and his physique is also extremely large and strong, but he still remains. It's not too much, all in all, it looks like a "great hero who is indomitable, playing with the planet and applauding".
He is also a particularly awesome country bumpkin...
To be honest, this kind of appearance has also appeared on the earth now, such as Chinese blockbusters, some directors of the "genius" level insist on pursuing this kind of uniqueness, the demeanor of the most indomitable hero in the Superman era, otherwise how can this male lead His majesty "Long Aotian" in street stall literature, escaped from marriage, expelled, bullied, and suppressed, don't be afraid, watch me cheat, watch me stand upright and all opponents are mentally handicapped and helpless, and urgently need treatment from the modern earth hospital for mental patients.
In terms of appearance, Brother Abs is still the same, but many details are different. In the eyes of ordinary people, they can only say "why suddenly he is so much younger", but in the eyes of experts or fashion masters, it is already The best image of "youthful and unrestrained" lines, sketches, and youthful faces.
Touched... The heavens turned into tears, the Yangtze River deliberately caused turmoil, under the sky of history, there are heroes in the world!
Heroes are super handsome.
And the figure is naturally a brand-new ultimate pursuit of sports, bodybuilding, etc., because every detail of the abs brother, just one finger, also requires countless hours of high-tech hard training, right?
Finally, there is the dress of the abs brother, which is very regrettable and very embarrassing to the old man and old woman in China. The former position in China is a migrant worker, but let alone the dress every day and every second is more solemn and sacred than the former president of the country. The former boss The boss of the coal mine, the big boss of the coal mine, the helpless adult male, all nodded involuntarily. A look of approval.
Remember the time of struggle, but never go back.
Dressing is not the point, even on the earth no one expects to be able to pursue knowledge and enhance the style of picking up girls from the dress of the abs brother, the point is that all observations disappear in an instant, because He Ming finally looks like a selfie, absolutely Just like the selfie that was sent out immediately, it immediately changed to the expression channel of "How Difficult to Rejuvenate a Country". If you don't wear slippers, if you change the migrant work clothes into formal clothes, then it is "perfect".
This is not the point, the point is that He Ming, after a while, flashed in his hand, it was a flash, a related manufacturer held his breath and analyzed it for a few seconds, and then a manufacturer danced wildly for a guitar, a kind of Electromagnetic smart guitar, even if you are a fool, you can operate it even if you are deaf, and you can also shock any good music in the past, such as Chinese strange person shows, and during the performance, your heart moves with you, and you can do whatever you want.
Holding the guitar in his hand, He Ming put on an expression like he was reporting to the country about the troubles and the prosperity of the country. Facing the camera, there are also countless pictures on the earth, and then all the broadcast information of the universe, and finally the precious various kinds of countless universes. In the video material, he opened the mouth and said:
"Gentlemen, ladies, and children, good evening... Well, it's already night at my house. You can see the charming moonlight behind me, full of stars. Oh, the moon in the west window. Ye Weiyang, your smile has turned yellow, flowers Heartbroken ~ Well, now, I have another piece of good news that is full of passion, enthusiasm, and a new and exciting era. I can’t wait, so I will tell everyone right away. But before that. In order to explain this good news , I plan to show off my entry-level art first, and express an artistic conception that is convenient for everyone to understand later.”
"Good art never goes out of style. Good singing always makes people cry. And the stories hidden in the singing, the stories of tossing and turning in the middle of the night, day after day, night after night. A vow that never fades. Hey. Did you hear that?"
He Ming finished his lines by moving almost all the muscles of his face, and finally made a very affectionate... virtue.
Undoubtedly, some die-hard fans and fake fans were moved to the point of "the sky has love, the sky has tears!"
To be honest, He Ming's voice is absolutely unparalleled on earth when he utters such "lines". I believe that there is also a place in the universe, but his expression is always too strange. Almost one word must be "extremely affectionate" and "extraordinarily devoted", but any ordinary person will suddenly realize that if he tries it out, that's right, this kind of performance and lines are especially affectionate and extremely devoted to a group of gorillas in the zoo. speak out. Then some of the doubts of gorillas or chimpanzees are equal to their own doubts and their own answers.
But related to "sound", artists who rely on it for a living, or other related experts, are all dumbfounded and can't believe it. What's going on? The voice of brother abs moved every hair cell in my ear!
Woo hoo!
So please don't be profane, please?
Gentle, quiet, the sound of nature, unparalleled. Singing the motherland and looking forward to the future!
"Okay, it's time to start!" He Ming cultivated a lot of expressions, oh, a lot of emotions, although his wives and the women of the young wife's natal family were almost paralyzed from laughing, if ordinary people would be paralyzed; It is He Ming's ancestors, parents, eldest sister's family, second sister, three brothers Da Xiaohao and Hu Bosen, as well as He Ming's old friend Guo Bang, who can only be "appreciated".
Licking his lips, He Ming, who has already mastered the guitar, played a few times with his fingers, creating a simple music environment, and then sang:
"Oh~~~"
"I came out of your window again tonight, how lovely your shadow is on the curtain."
There is no such thing in the original song, and many audience members who wanted to laugh were immediately silent, because Brother Abdomos sang briskly, so he instantly raised the art of music to the level of touching every ear hair cell, and this is it The singing voice has instantly become Jay Chou, the king of heaven.
And the atmosphere is completely different from the original song, very brisk and even with a feeling that everything is under control, everything is in the good old days.
Like singers and music experts, they fell silent for a moment. They understood what is the driving force to pursue singing, the final path and why, and finally succumbed to reality, knelt down under money, before wine, women, and health. A crushing defeat, and why, why?
And the Abdominal Brother only used one song to inspire their unprecedented artistic dignity-but that's all, the pursuit of the wrong thing is bound to bring pain. It is not even possible for a mortal to sing the superhuman song.
"I have loved you quietly for so many years, and I will leave tomorrow."
He Ming is actually very pretentious. He has completely substituted into the channel performing arts for chimpanzees, but this song is still brisk and confident, but with a kind of sentimentality in happiness. For ordinary people, any story is like It's countless gentle worlds, overwhelmed, leaving sadly again, never coming back, like youth like a missed person, like a past that has achieved nothing but is extremely beautiful.
Therefore, at this moment, there are countless men and women who start to cry.
"How many times... (lengthen the singing) I came out of your window (again, a brisk but frivolous voice), and I wanted to knock on the door to ask you to come out (actually began to gradually become gentle)."
"Think about your beauty and my ordinaryness, and walk away silently again and again."
"Goodbye, my beloved dream girl, I will go to a distant place to find the future. If I return to my hometown one day, I will go to your window to tell my feelings~~~~"
To be honest, He Ming sang very domineeringly in the last song, he absolutely couldn’t sing the mood of a lovelorn, because from the beginning to the end, he was not a real lover, he was just a friend of women, what belongs to a friend of women? Note that the emphasis is on "women".
What's the meaning? That is, women are full of real desires, and girls are full of "illusory" desires.
"Okay, it's over, may my singing successfully create the next romantic feelings~"
He Longhao actually admires He Ming the most, that is, when it is his turn to laugh wildly, He Ming is more "serious", which also creates too many illusions, countless hardcore fans, especially boys and girls with insufficient IQ, Do you think Brother Abs is so sincere and moving, and you say he is acting? Fuck your parents, don't enjoy brother abs' surgery and all the gifts, okay? ok!
In fact, this is a dangerous moment to show his flaws, and He Ming hates this kind of "unprofessionalism".
Sometimes he can laugh at anything, but at critical moments, he is so sincere that he believes that as a professional politician, all the presidents of the United States will have no way out—for example, Barbara laughed openly in the live broadcast, expressing his respect for voters We, the disrespect of the food and clothing parents.
He Ming started the next step, but he didn't know that the whole world was full of sadness!
He really underestimated his... musical talent!
Well, in fact, he really underestimated his singing voice.
Well, in fact, he really underestimated his... the sound of nature.
Well, at least from the second day on, he has to be a house singer, at least fat and fat loli want to listen to his singing a lot, must be completely serious, cute and charming cartoon.
if not? Oh oh oh! Dry howling sounded; clap clap! The little fat hand came up.
Brother Abdominal suffered a crushing defeat and had no chance of resisting.
ps: The second update is unfinished and to be continued. .
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