Chapter 1928: The Historical Moment when You Are so Happy that You Collapse (Part 2)
It’s time for the whole world and the whole universe to hold their breath again. Although countless people can’t help but laugh in the next moment, especially the latest number on the earth is calculated in units of billions. It’s like the first demon game. Any country including the Chinese Alliance The lucky ones of the unprepared Superman era.
It's just because He Ming started to speak word by word and expression again, but this is not pretentious, it is called the speech of a great man who is "extremely affectionate and devoted" at a historical moment. More and more real "aliens" from other universes have finally begun to "understand" Brother Abs. You must not underestimate him, but you must also not praise him.
"A lover's tears are sulfuric acid. Have you ever remembered the goddess's gaze back, the youth's vow of youth, the angry horse in fresh clothes. Ah, time, time, time, time, who will awaken the childlike brilliance in your eyes, who will A soul as clear as a lake given by the Almighty Creator, wisdom as clear as crystal gems, and a soul as blue and bright as the sea... Well, please allow me to introduce Beautiful Life No. 2, your eyes, the light of miracles."
"Ha ha!"
He Ming's nonsense is really amazing, the main reason is his expression and the sound quality of nature, this kind of voice is so nice, even if he is doing the biggest pretense of the whole universe to countless universes, he is still "moved to the ear hair cells, twitching around the beam I don’t know the taste of meat for three days”—do you want ear hair cells to eat meat?
Then He Ming jumped again, as some very rational superhuman research experts on the earth have already evaluated, not to mention the voice and appearance, this kind of behavior has already expressed, well, brother abs is strong enough to jump out of the Milky Way in an instant. Monkey King Monkey King. "My sweetheart" (Advertisement No. 1 of Beautiful Life, a metaphor for the beautiful love that is hard to get and never comes back), this authentic monkey is far away. Gee, how sympathetic.
The wind blows away the shadows, the stalwart gods come to the "world" again, and the giants of the universe once again rejuvenate the country through hardships and carry on the past and open up the future. But this time the picture is amazing, like some stories, some people - well, this is a retro street that a human flesh expert can tell at a glance that it should belong to the southern Yangcheng. Retro, eighties neighborhood.
There are too many landmark buildings, including every household with a large area. The buildings in the 1980s in the south that the older generation likes most, there are basically no tall buildings, and there are towering trees everywhere, which are actually very expensive. In the old days, if you sold a Yangcheng, you might not be able to buy a branch.
These towering trees are dominated by dragons and tigers. It can be said to be very strange, with all kinds of light shining in it, it is like entering a space where time is eternally ancient but fragrant.
There are all kinds of things under the big tree. First of all, there are a lot of pets, pigs, cattle, sheep, dogs, cats, chickens, ducks, and birds. They are the real enjoyers here; Go in and Sima Guang is reborn or the governor and Tyson are on the side, so don't even think about "smashing tanks to save people".
Other utensils such as playing chess or playing cards,
Generally gorgeous, the Emerald Chessboard is just pediatrics. So in the old days, thieves would have come and robbed it at the speed of light. It was valuable, it was too valuable. Now... I can only say that there is no one left, no matter how valuable it is, it is amazing, oh, one day I will build a big harem!
He Ming shook his head, don't be crazy about it, it's ok, be professional and dedicated.
Of course he knew that he just jumped here at random, and believed that the old man or old lady nearby should be on the surface of the earth, right? Because old men and women can't adapt to life in the underground world, especially in some underground worlds, it's a pity that it's like in the latest Superman movie in the old days when Superman came to the earth, wow, I became a superman - in some parts of the world The living environment, such as gravity without the earth, makes people get used to it.
So at this moment, at this moment, at this moment, I believe that the old man and the old lady must come at the speed of light, if they can run out of the speed of light.
It's a pity, a pity, that the great god came to the world again, honored the nameless neighborhood of Yangcheng; the great man of the universe rejuvenated the country again, and after inheriting the past and opening up the future, he made a male god who is probably downcast in countless Korean dramas but never loves to mate with Bai Fumei , should imitate the classic idol king pose a million times a million times in the next time.
Just close your eyes, then open your arms as far as you can, and finally spin around in place.
He Ming's difference has the above-mentioned "Great God..." and other demeanor and halo, and the next thing he is even more awesome is that his expression can be seen by Korean drama actors or actresses in a very short period of time A hundred times or ten thousand times, but each time the desperate rapid changes, rich and colorful, in just a few seconds, his expression brought a blind person to see the light again, grateful for life; a deaf person who is hard of hearing, grateful for life ;The dead return to the world, grateful for life...
Anyway, the famous book "If You Give Me Three Days of Light" can choose He Ming's photo as the cover, a permanent cover.
I don’t need to describe it anymore. All in all, after this behavior, He Ming temporarily occupied this place, so this unnamed block in Yangcheng became the most difficult area to conquer in the multiverse. Those old men and women could only run desperately, but they couldn’t Take a step forward, and then be silent or vigorously accuse fate!
Fuck, brother abs, don't pretend, our territory listens to us...
After kicking off the fly, He Ming played the demeanor of the king Jay again, which is very cool, especially when wearing Baleno. Of course, it would be better if the skin is darker, so that black singers can imitate the popular elements.
"Your and my eyes, the light of miracles, the eyes of a goddess, the magic eyes of Medusa of love, the cute eyes that bear children will not be afraid to hunt down from now on, what are you waiting for, use your luck in my hands Come and win! The next step is, of course, whether it is effective or not, try it immediately, good things are still bragging, and the advertising moment of on-the-spot verification."
"There are pictures and truth, fair and reasonable laws, we are pursuing this kind of life, this kind of product, this kind of morality, this kind of life. Thank you. Now please vote for the advertising model. I have only one condition: to be human .”
But this time the human beings on the earth can’t laugh out loud. Becoming an advertising model of Abs is not just a treasure for nothing, but also an invisible net worth with great commercial value. This time-sensitive life skill is usually achieved through advertising , or bragging on variety shows.
For example, you drive a motorcycle, which is very vague unless the manufacturer also pays for the motorcycle, and then drive from a war-torn democratic country to the most beautiful Chinese magnificent rivers and mountains on the earth-this is very important, at least for the party's horse fart.
In the end, what a great food I rejected, with all kinds of heroic elegy songs about the goddess who escaped marriage after all kinds of hardships and vicissitudes, come to a bowl of "Hey, your Master Kong!" Or, "This way, I use Rejoice."
Of course, the expression of the former should be full of tears, while the expression of the latter should be strong and unstoppable.
As far as "famousness" is concerned, the current era is of course based on the situation within the Chinese League, which is also the "international" situation.
The China Alliance is equal to "international".
Being famous in today's "international" situation means getting pretty much everything, like the goddess of countless millions of people who want to lend themselves to fame.
The popularity of Beckham in the old days is in today's era, and it is also the most prosperous "international" market in the world within this week, operating in China, so Beckham will consider hiring all British people to count RMB for him. At least count the last year.
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The results of this vote, I don’t know how much hard work has gone through, but it can be seen from the fact that even a name option such as the king of Jay was thrown out of the blue sky with extreme contempt. Brother's king Jay Chou, fans of Diva Chi Ling, how sad and howling, the reality is so cruel! There are so many sluts that it's so stupid that they don't pursue or worship our Zhilong? Power, the symbol of all hope for the future, present, and past of mankind.
It can also be seen how powerful the "working people" are, because in the end it was "a male student from a Chinese region" who won.
It can only be so vague. The failure of women is that they are not united enough.
"That's good, let the abs brother start to choose randomly..." He Ming put down his phone a second later, facing the very cartoon-like flying robot WALL-E's smart camera, which can be called "beautiful" blue Wang Jingjing said: "The result is out. Congratulations to Xiao Gang who wears Baleno for winning the prize. He comes from St. Paul's Middle School in Xiangjiang area, which used to be 'If you hate him, send him to Xiangjiang; if you love her, send her to Xiangjiang'." .”
"If you hate him...if you love her..." comes from a "crowny" Internet slang, only it's not even worth mentioning now, and lo and behold, abs said "once". After all, Xiangjiang is not a shopping paradise now, but an unnamed area. At least the mysterious people will not choose Xiangjiang, which has a lot of problems, for trade. Would they help Hong Kong landlords like Li Chaoren to fry land for free?
"……how is this possible!"
"You're a country bumpkin again! Brother Abs, the great Chinese people are calling you! Veto, veto this random selection!"
"Protest! What nonsense, how can Xiangjiang students represent our most powerful voting army?!"
Undoubtedly, the Internet was in chaos, but this was the result, and then the screen changed, and He Ming seemed to jump from this screen to the former Xiangjiang prestigious school, and now the area where no shit is happening - St. Paul Middle School.
In fact, "half" (the whole) Xiangjiang is no shit, because Xiangjiang's underground world construction plan...is unnecessary.
The underground world of "Great Guangzhou" has already appeared, why give you a worthless Xiangjiang with a small population to build an underground world?
What's more, to build an underground world on such a small site as Xiangjiang, how to operate the land on the surface of the earth? How to solve the problem of huge and stable passages—well, countless transportation networks, “real estate” tens of meters to several kilometers underground (this is the most important), built in the ocean?
This is not nonsense.
ps: the first update. To be continued. .
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