Chapter 1647 Grand Wedding Banquet, Punching and Kicking.

The afternoon of the people of the whole earth and the whole universe has passed like a year. The impact on the whole earth and the universe is that all kinds of commodities are booming, but they are Smecta commodities. From the earth to the real world, the Smecta nation I laughed my teeth out, and made a fuss.

That's right, let's start with the reason why Mother Park looked more gloomy all afternoon. Of course, this is considered by the netizens in this country to be "the smell of charming power". It is considered by the world coalition that "the gloomy face of a dictator can't be changed by having a brother with abs as a son-in-law."

Japanese netizens are: "Gao.雠莶四九Cavity barium Na Zhanjing o polyester stalk! This  shift defect  only prawn Chu Langhuang knockWhere is the account??a hre='/txt/ 17043/4896030/'>In fact, cruel, merciless mockery.

In fact, Mother Pu has seen the real world and obtained the "ultimate secret". There will not be more than one hundred human beings who know this secret on the earth, and they are all in the China Alliance and Smecta.

The reason is very simple. He Ming married Park Zhimin and he must let him go back to his home, his real home, so it's time to "decipher and decipher".

After the South Korean leadership knew about it, their own domestic high-level officials could no longer hide it.

Without going into details about the leadership of the motherland, seeing comrades who have also benefited from Brother Abs become kings of supermen, oh. It is the power of gods and demons, even a superhuman god. It is also to finally understand what is a superhuman god and how important it is to have a powerful power of gods and demons. It is even more deeply, almost infinitely, to understand the true level of awesomeness of brother abs.

Seeing their ancestors and the entire nation who had prepared a lot of time for this, Pu's family was stunned. Maybe they haven't recovered yet?

Although in the real world, the time has thus taken close to two weeks, which is equivalent to one and a half days of living on the surface of the earth.

But if He Ming didn't think about it, he was still wrong. The reason why Pu Mu's face is gloomy is that he cannot understand the national character, and it is not just a country on the earth. It is the responsibility of the entire immortal nation.

Take a look at the famous Li and Tang royal family in Chinese history. They are also among the Chinese nation in the human world. They don't have much influence at all, let alone leadership. After all, there are only so many heroes of the Han nationality. The Li Tang royal family is not even really Han. So what about leadership?

And Liu Bang, Qin Shihuang did not have this influence at all to lead the entire nation.

So there are Smecta people with different names Daehan, Goryeo, and Joseon,

Any great historical figures and kings in the past, such as King Sejong, could not meet this leadership demand at all, not even one ten-thousandth of it would be enough.

Now there is a woman who was running a small stall a year ago. She now has only one capital and a son-in-law. This son-in-law's nickname is Brother Abs.

Therefore, she became the only "underground" Queen Smecta in the world.

He Ming scoffed at this "leadership cause". It’s a great cause of leadership, but it’s not a leader. Look at the Lord Jesus, the son of God, who came to the earth and was born in a stable. In order to try to lead the Israeli nation, he was tortured to death by the Israeli nation. Interestingly, The Israeli nation is still trying to continue to let God favor itself, in exchange for He Ming's razing this kind of brain damage.

So he would not have been able to lead a group of ants at all, and this group of ants wanted to lead, or rather want to be an all-knowing, omnipotent, omnipotent nanny or slave.

Although so many things happened without the knowledge of ordinary human beings, time continued to pass, as if nothing had happened. Anyway, He Ming felt that it was "exactly so".

At around 5 o'clock in the evening, all the dignitaries from the China Alliance arrived from all over the world, including the top leadership, such as the Chairman of the China Alliance, the new US President Barbama. The latter is considered the happiest and most challenging president in the history of the United States, because Under the background of unbelievable wealth, not to mention Mexico, Iceland also has the capital to challenge the US imperialism. Anyway, everyone has unlimited money like cheating, so when wars come and go, who is afraid of whom?

For human beings, money is the primary driving force behind war.

There will be no shortage of diplomats from various countries, and there will be no shortage of big stars in various countries. There will also be no shortage of Smecta "celebrities" in various countries who claim to have a bit of status, especially self-consciousness.

Smecta's "celebrity" ignored the fact that he ate kimchi for a living every day before the Chinese New Year, so he had to use a stand-in just for kissing scenes in TV dramas, because kissing himself would reveal his poor kimchi taste, and he was willing to expose the "truth" that is more precious than life , Female celebrities may not want to try and relive the taste of kimchi that she must have eaten since she was a child, and her scalp is numb and deeply disgusting.

So just entering the night, the whole wedding turned into a grand banquet with nearly one million participants.

Please don't be surprised, this is pediatrics, a piece of cake.

Because as far as the records of the new era are concerned, some members of the Abdomo family have created "wedding banquets" with more than one billion participants. For example, there are countless banquets in Brother Abab's hometown. Participate, eat and drink, completely free, and there are various gifts, various lucky draws such as the big eater (only superman can get) lottery, the highest prize is a Ferrari.

cut!

A grand wedding banquet was held at 8 o'clock in the evening, and many online casinos from all over the earth to the universe lost a lot of money. Sure enough, many people guessed the answer correctly with the "new couple's clothes" gambling method, and still adopted Korean modern style.

After all, Korean traditional clothing has already been worn at noon, a makeup announcement, and a group photo of the big family have been done. There is no need to continue to show the ancient outfit at the formal wedding banquet in the evening. Of course, it is a modern retro clothing and style.

The conditions of clothing civilization in the old era were really poor, and the ancient Smectas were as ugly as goblins, but they did not forget to show off their shriveled and yellowed breasts...

Just after nightfall, the fireworks went from the country of Smecta to the territory of the China Alliance. It is mainly in the prosperous areas of China, which ravages the sky day and night from day to night on a scale that blocks the sky. The Huaxia Alliance shouldn't be spontaneously celebrating the wedding banquet of Brother Abdominal. Because it started early, because the new year is coming and a lot of really rich people, if they want to, can set off fireworks all over the solar system.

I believe that the Indian government has never been so rich this year just for the export of fireworks, so democratic officials can transfer to the secret bank account of the Huaxia Alliance and increase numbers one by one.

It's ridiculous to say that the so-called money is just an export from the China Alliance and turned into India's foreign exchange. Then send the foreign exchange from India to the accounts of Huaxia Union Bank one by one.

Anyone who watched the first demon game could understand that this trick was the historical invention of President Jiang's wife transferring the country's military expenditure to her bank account.

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Countless fireworks shone almost without light. Only the changing colored lights, He Ming walked out of a bathroom and walked into a central corridor of this luxurious maze, he had to rest and rest, the Korean wedding was exhausting him... no. He is immune to "tiredness" at all. Including the soul, so to accurately describe it, my little brother can't stand it anymore.

damn it.

Are Smecta's guests coming to the wedding banquet or to the pole dance or the beauty pageant for the most beautiful slippery woman?

The sky is pitiful, Seoul is covered with snow, visitors including ordinary beauties also have short skirts that are "regrettable", the career line between the snow-white peak and the snow-white peak. It is "regrettable" to be exposed.

Because what is "regret"? Because regret means: not getting it, oh oh oh. Burning with desire.

He now somewhat understands why some female stars in the award ceremonies of some South Korean movies and TV dramas are ashamed of the domestic misfits.

But he won't get into the specific reasons, he can only say that the Smecta nation is coquettish enough. Anyway, don't expect him to have enough attitude to pursue the truth.

Like a shadow, a huge but unnoticed shadow, He Ming passed a corner and suddenly saw a bright light in front of him, and he saw the floor that made people doubt whether it was made of pure gold or was more expensive than pure gold. , Under an astonishingly huge marble statue, there is a pale flame, and it seems to be frozen all the time, covered with frost, and opened layer by layer from the inside to the outside, which is really very beautiful.

Solomon's knowledge immediately jumped up, and it was like a miracle that God performed for Abraham, the father of the nation of Israel. Just a pale, frosty white instead of the warm radiant red of How God Invented the original fire of life, a brightly colored flame.

In front of this flame, there is a large pile of fat girls who are too fat, and there are quite a few of their own children, all of whom are eating and drinking to their heart's content. flame.

When they flew up, the proud little leather shoes immediately retracted to the clothes on the legs and feet. The clothes made of this super material are more like armor than clothes. When the little fat boys fly, they automatically Expose both hands and feet, so that they can use their feet to control the energy flow.

After all, in order to keep the energy control ability of the little fat boys to the best natural level, because just like human babies can't walk, they can only crawl, so the little fat boys need to mature slowly.

He Ming smiled slightly and walked up. When he strode close like the wind, a face named "He Longhao" suddenly appeared from it. Immediately afterwards, his whole body like a little giant burst out of the white flames. Drilled out of it, with a tail of energy left over from heaven or a holy place.

In fact, it was just the energy traces that he purposely sanctified and beautifulized. Just now, he must have been hiding in the energy group, or hiding somewhere, such as behind a statue.

As soon as He Longhao landed, he was facing a little fat boy suspended half a meter in the air, surrounded by two very cute little girls guarding him, who were actually chubby chubby loli.

With one hand, the little fat boy firmly held a huge drink bottle that made ordinary human adult men despair, and in the other hand he held a huge roast chicken that also made ordinary human adult men despair. It is believed that a huge roast chicken that can rival the size of half an adult cow could not grow in the past even if it lived in the radiation world before its death.

He Longhao said to the little fat boy with a lewd smile on his face, "How about it, isn't your son's father's magic fortress?"

The little fat boy twisted the energy ball, up and down, his expression was very curious but not very appreciative, He Longhao spread his hands, "Then I can't help it, the earth is too small, dad's real magic will destroy the earth."

finish talking. After grabbing the little fat boy and two fat lolis and putting them on his head and shoulders, the little fat boy continued to eat roast chicken and drink wildly. Obviously, it is not the time period when entertainment life is higher than material life. For him, eating, drinking and sleeping are the most important things. Playing still needs to be inspired by time and life.

He Ming stood still under the marble statue, forced by the beauty of the huge statue, especially in the colorful light of fireworks, he couldn't help but look up a few times. This is a statue of the national hero Smecta. But who? He doesn't know.

Because it is true that there is the first demon game but look at the Sengoku game in Japan, this year... oh, it should be last year to make money. In order to earn RMB, of course, there are also incredible improvements, enhancements, new technologies, and software for making games. Game engines emerge in endlessly. Although a few months later, the technology of the company, which is almost free and only needs to pay patent royalties and taxes, was replaced by the market-oriented technology of other companies, resulting in a 100-fold increase in costs, but still a lot of profits.

So, just the Warring States games in Little Japan, even now there are Dragon Armor Immortal and the paper-thin Dungeons and Dragons monopolizing the video game entertainment industry in an all-round way, and it is a high-level monopoly that occupies almost all of the time.

However, the prosperity of Warring States games and all game industries, and various investments (investment is to expand production, that is, to continuously manufacture various games) have not decreased but increased. The reason is simple, human beings love the new and dislike the old. There will definitely be one in the market, but under the new technology. For example, it is sold on the official website of Abdominal Brother, which is far larger than the entire Internet in the old days, and sold through downloading. For example, it only costs one yuan to watch a movie or play a game.

Only one operation can be performed on one computer. After deducting various expenses, including the payment to the official website of Abdominal Muscle and the taxes of various countries, there is still a huge profit.

Because first of all, one, the new download and game help on the official website of Abdominal Brother are very fast, and any computer can play games with the best configuration, because this computer is actually performing operations that are equivalent to watching movies and small software, this configuration there must be.

The instant download of the game, the game can be played immediately without any errors. In fact, all of them are carried out on the official website of Abdominal Brother, unless you insist on downloading to your own computer. Even so, it still has the perfect game solution provided by the official website of Abdominal Brother, and there will never be some problems before the Chinese New Year. For example, the games are getting bigger and more complex, so many games become impossible for you to play on a computer. But I just don't understand, I can only change a computer.

But maybe a different computer, well, still can't fucking play!

Again, two, the most important reason, the world, the human world is incredibly rich, and consumption is already the theme of the human world.

Remember, it is the craziest and irrational consumption.

Humans are too rich! Of course, this is a wonderful average index, and the accurate statement can only be: the gap between rich and poor has never been more alarming.

So pay a few small money to play a game on the toilet, forget about each other after going to the toilet, and play the real game, so both players and game companies get what they want.

And having said that, even if there is the first demon game, the average height of those Warring States heroes will not exceed 1.55 meters, but none of the games is less than 175 centimeters, Oda Nobunaga, Takeda Shingen are not less than 1.80 meters, Uesugi Ken The letter female version is also up to: 180 cm.

Really... ignoring history.

For the same reason, this statue must be the same, at least He Ming does not think that the ancient "goblin tribe" had such outstanding figures who were majestic, majestic, tall and strong.

Smecta's political history was very cruel in ancient times, which led to the fact that in the real world, members of the royal family of a dynasty hardly lived together properly. If Li Shimin's killing of brothers and brothers is a kind of stain, in the Smecta royal family, the Smecta royal family has already fallen into the ink pit.

As soon as He Ming arrived at the scene, a few fat boys and chubby lolis climbed onto his body very nimbly, and a few more fat lolis lined up in a very cute row, stretching out their chubby little chubby hands together , of course the little face is full of "hug".

"Papa! Hug!"

He Ming put all his sons and daughters on him one by one, and immediately returned to the super happy soul channel. The children are infinitely cuter than the giant panda's infancy.

At the same time, he suddenly looked fatter, because the second generation all ate their stomachs round, and the whole person seemed to have a lot more flesh. This is because the time on the earth is speeding up, and they eat and drink too much, so obesity appears Very fast sake.

However, it only takes some time for digestion to return to normal. This kind of obesity is just a congenital problem in infancy. If the baby is not fat, there must be something wrong.

Among the large group of pets at the feet, Fei Zhentian, who is very conspicuous and has a high status and is much bigger, has ignored his master, maybe "Dad", and it "difficultly" flew into the air, chasing after him. His new boss has gone, and He Ming doesn't know which fat and fat loli is the new boss of classmate Fei Zhentian.

He only looked at the powerful beings in the multiverse with sympathy, wagging his short tail happily after being stroked by a few chubby lolita.

Alas, heroes... elegy.

At this moment, Situ Haoran, who was dressed as a modern emperor, came over as if skating, and a ray of light pulled a beautiful shadow behind him.

He has already crazily ate and drank, his face is slightly red, he is obviously a little drunk, but there is no little fat boy Situ Aotian on his shoulder who drinks day and night. This is the result of drinking too much alcohol for children. Situ Aotian raised his eyelids, he was very cute and was going to sleep but he still didn't want to.

As soon as Situ Haoran arrived, he was a step ahead of He Longhao and said, "Boss, what's the matter, I married a new wife, and it's Smecta's wife, long live Smecta, the chick Smecta is very beautiful."

Although he was a little drunk, Situ Haoran didn't look like he was drunk at all. Instead, he looked like a passionate orator. His voice was so loud that the nearby guests looked over one after another, and then he raised his glass to signal one by one.

Oh, my abs.

These are all guests from China to the Western world, who are discussing "big things in the world", almost all of them are men, so they clearly know that not only is it not good to be close to Brother Abs at this moment, but they will be messed with by Xiao Hao.

Don't get close to the two bastards, they are Diaosi (Situ Haoran has been a Diaosi for a long time, he was so poor and went bankrupt many times in the past), they hate the elite of this kind of elite.

There is no "common language" with each other.

ps: the first update. To be continued...