Chapter 1663 Dou Fu, Dou Yan, Dou Qi, Dou Stupid (Part 2)
"Aren't you going back to celebrate the New Year? I've given you a holiday long ago."
On the way of moving, He Ming said to Chen Ziqi who had already come up and was nearby.
He asked the question knowingly, because Chen Ziqi and the high-level officials of the country decided to come to the He family to celebrate the New Year together, and they also celebrated the New Year with the people of the whole country in the busiest place.
After all, it is not easy to find a poor man to live a new year now.
Chen Ziqi explained again, and He Ming nodded, pretending to be troubled and prosperous, "Life is not easy, happy Chinese New Year."
He Fang suddenly revealed, deliberately showing a disdainful expression to the camera under the global live broadcast.
Like an indecent hanging silk student in the background of the five-bar boy.
Father He took He Ming, Xiaohao, and He Fang up to interact with new relatives and relatives and friends. Of course, there were a lot of young people behind them. Because that's my girl.
Even if it's an old girl who eats tender grass and tender young.
But this is not better, the predecessors of the beautiful women are all beautiful dance teachers, beautiful stars who have been tested by unspoken rules, and they just apply their impeccable skills to tender grass and tender children.
The two parties have gained a love that is deeply "satisfied" with each other.
Remember, physical needs are extremely satisfied, and love is like a tide.
The global live broadcast will not let go of such a wonderful picture. After all, most of the audience in front of the TV are mortals and poor people. Because there are so many indecent shots focusing on their private parts.
However, the real young members of the Abdominal Brothers family are not so gaffe, after all, they have watched it many times in the past. What's more, after putting on makeup and grooming carefully, there must be an almost unfamiliar strong feeling of surprise.
But you still won't lose your composure, because after the new year, you can hurry up and boom, and if you want to do it a few times, you will make mistakes a few times. It should be thousands of times if you want to do it.
Three hundred rounds of the fight is an insult to the young, promising, passionate, youthful, active Superman of the Abs family.
Necessary, certain, certain, unless you don’t do it, you will fight for three thousand rounds!
The members who just joined the abs family and just became Superman are really amazing. Indecent shots of the lower body have been photographed a lot.
They feel that they can't see each of them. They don't know if they have a chance to meet a girl of this level. After all, Brother Abs doesn't have any. Picking up girls in the new era is even more difficult. Girls will try their best to pick up men now. Everyone has the initiative, right?
What's more, the network is too developed, super handsome. The stunner and beauty are dazzled. In reality, it is unrealistic to want to fall in love. After all, I have such strong capital, and my little brother alone is already... a cannon.
Their smiles froze when they saw it, and when they made up their minds to go home, they smashed the flattering smart mirror.
...
He Ming just passed by and was surrounded by beauties and beauties. He Wo Daneng also stopped eating delicious food and looked around for his favorite "girl", oh, to be precise, "cow". Mainly observe the career line of the "cow".
The stunners and beauties generally wore evening dresses, and dresses. Or a very revealing and sexy dress, as far as Ashu He Xinyi's stunning bride Zhou Ning is concerned. She was wearing a crimson lace gown, and her ass, especially, was so tight that it resulted in one of the best asses of the scene.
At the same time, her breast career line is also very amazing. Through the noble and elegant design, she expresses the infinite snow-white, at least one football-sized but perfect plump breast.
However, it is far from exposed buttocks. Of course, if you think about it seriously, the buttocks are not "exposed" by the design of the chest, but vaguely, implicitly and charmingly expressing a perfect, huge and strong shape that is extremely sexy.
want to see? Pervert aside!
According to "rumors in the rivers and lakes", it is said that Ah Shu is actually indifferent to such a beautiful bride, and has a hot conversation with his mistress. It's just that mistresses like to take selfies. Although the face of the noble man is not exposed, but by looking at the figure, you can immediately find someone who basically matches you through a high-tech search, Ashu.
Praise high tech. Otherwise, how do you know that the beautiful bride, Chungui, is lonely?
The other stunners and beauties are also on par. The stunners and beauties here have no choice between pretending to be pure or innocent. Because the stunner and beauty are perfect to the extreme, they need to use all means in the same level of competition, otherwise they just have not exposed their career lines but have already fallen behind.
Even though it was a global live broadcast, He Mingcai was not polite. He looked at each breast and each butt everywhere, and his expression was so shameless that He Fang gave him a few light slaps to wake up, but he still "disregarded face" because he was lustful and disregarded face.
Male audiences around the world applauded this loudly, and women also deeply praised the "sincerity" of Brother Abdominal Muscle.
What a change of attitude.
Father He explained one by one, or the other party took the initiative to introduce, because He Ming processed these beauties, so he didn't need to introduce them, but what was strange to him was that several beauties, such as the one in a purple dress, had very beautiful breasts, Because the exposed area is very large, one can tell at a glance that it is the e-level among the beautiful women's breasts. Any big white rabbit on the left and right He Ming may not be able to catch it with one hand, and He Wo's fat head will definitely become "" Small and cute" some.
And this stunner is in the limelight, because her beauty and glamorous temperament are far superior to some of the stunners here, and she is competing with five or six stunners for the final championship. Of course, it is basically impossible to decide the champion in this situation.
But this stunner is not a "human from the earth".
She was already dead, dead on earth. Back to the real world.
However, He Ming couldn't find out who her man was, who she came for, and whose guarantee she came up with. There were very few guarantors, but it couldn't be his old friend Guo Bang, because at the time the surgery information was only about himself. Recommended by the family.
Of my own family on earth, the only one who knows the ultimate secret of the Brother Abdominal family is my family. As well as big and small wives, and big and small Hao.
If it is a hidden mistress, it may be wrong to not have this, unless it is the mistress of Xiaohao and He Longhao's father.
Or... taboo for the venerable. He Ming didn't want to. Anyway, after a year, the males of the Abdominal Brothers family will be sexual and daring as long as the penis starts to develop. Women have nothing to do, the earth and the underground world, you can't control men.
But what's interesting is that the beauties in purple dresses compete with five or six top beauties, as well as the beauties who think it is possible to compete, but just "lose points" for their own dressing, makeup, hairstyle, and sex appeal. They turned around elegantly and generously, leaving behind a background of sexy and charming big buttocks and charming jade backs that make people go crazy because they must not be touched, and even feel that they have nothing to love.
But it doesn't matter, don't despair easily. "Love" will come back. They will be back in ten minutes at most. New clothes, new everything.
This is Doufu and Douyan.
It is also the best time to establish a status in the world. After all, men are the most demanding, while women are the most beautiful or coquettish.
The beauty in the purple dress teases He WoDaNeng. And tease He Moli carefully. As a result, the latter couldn't bear it and finally threw himself into the arms of others to play big meat balls in person. He Wo Daneng still insisted on his true nature. I am basically immune to it, and as for the milk, I don’t even drink it.
For him who is gluttonous, it is conceivable how much milk he drank.
He Ming looked at the career line of the stunner in the purple dress. He looked at his butt again, and immediately turned his head to look at other beauties. Or he immediately "turned his face" and put on an expression of how difficult it is to make a country prosperous, just like Ah Bian's virtue, raised his hands with a smile on his face, and almost shouted: "Hi everyone, I am Ah Bian. People The waves of the times will never stop. If you want my treasure, then go and find it. It’s in the endless sea. The name is... big, secret, treasure! The English names are one, e !"
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"Husband, we are here!"
First, the voice of spiritual power that only he could hear sounded in his ears, and then He Ming pretended to take out a mobile phone that could automatically ring according to his ideas from his pocket. It's still a terribly broken mobile phone with a plastic case and a touching simplicity that makes all the beauties laugh.
He Ming put it in his ear and listened for a while, then hung up and said to Xiao Hao: "My wife, your wife is here, let's go, go up to greet the red carpet."
After speaking, it turned into a ray of light and disappeared in an instant. The next moment He Ming was suspended one meter above the ground, just in time to see a row of luxury cars coming from the entrance of the small square, and in the distance passed by a small passageway full of people.
The luxury car of the new era stopped in front of him, He Ming opened his mouth wide, and then... grabbed his hair!
Audiences around the world burst into tears with laughter, and so did most audiences around the world.
He Ming's beautiful wives came out one by one, all of them were the result of careful dressing, but this time they were more revealing, all wearing festive style dresses, but they always expressed their very hot figures in tight dresses.
He Ming's brain was indeed shut down, he had only one thought, and it hung on his face: Retribution wow! I really shouldn't have "peeked" (blatantly watched, "affectionate" long-term gaze) so many career lines and buttocks just now.
"Husband is gone."
Several young wives took He Ming's arm, and kissed one by one, leaving a touch of lipstick immediately, causing the surrounding applause and thunderous applause.
He Ming was surrounded and stepped forward, and the twelve wives began to interact with people everywhere on the red carpet, even though there were no beauties and beauties passing by, especially the silence at the beginning, completely stunned, this is the best welcome, But now at least there is the warmest welcome, pretended or genuine, especially for women, foreign women can't wait to cry, shouting "have more babies!"
Ordinary people are counting on this. It is impossible to expect Brother Abs to continue to find a mistress. Everyone has calculated that Brother Abs has never found a mistress since his life became stable. The girls in the past were settled in the past, but not recently.
You don’t need an expert, but ordinary people know that Brother Abab hasn’t got a new mistress in a few months, which means it’s impossible for a few hundred years, and it’s even more impossible after a few hundred years, because life is becoming more and more stable, like a mature man instead of ... Sao Nian.
Although he was always surrounded by his wife, He Ming looked nervous and jumped up and down. The wind was almost completely still at the same time, and the crowd around them "for some reason" felt extremely stressed, and they couldn't help but dare not look at the sensitive places of the big and small wives. Who knows if brother abs can't control himself and turn into a big fireball that burns mortals to death!
"Hehe, my husband is so cute." The wives all laughed coquettishly, this was what they thought was a very conservative dress, they didn't expect He Ming to be so nervous.
He Ming made a sound with his thoughts: "Tonight, I will make you feel so happy that you will die, and then you will understand what a good woman is."
The eldest wife also received the message, and all of them immediately cast winks, and the global live broadcast immediately became a classic video clip. However, it also made some female die-hard fans of Brother Abs become overwhelmed with sorrow.
I still think that the life of the abs brother is unsatisfactory, and he is enslaved by his wives. If he is replaced by himself, he must be: "Ah. My beloved, time passes in this world, only I have the same tenderness towards you. From the beginning to the end. "
"..." He Ming knew it must be: "Ouch!"
"Mom!" After more than ten minutes, the big and small wives came to the place where He Ming left, and a group of chubby lolis immediately threw themselves into their mother's arms when they saw the mothers coming.
Big and small wives did not go to the territory of beauties and beauties. This is where the final interactions take place. Group photo for a quick interview.
They also don't want to be green leaves.
The stunner and the beautiful woman cast envious and jealous eyes. Really, she is so successful without being as beautiful and sexy as herself. I can't compare with a single hair of others. Just look at the abs brother. The "peek" just now is just a A man's true colors, a hero's true colors. In fact, taking the initiative to seduce someone must be like eating tofu on the chest and pushing away, how difficult it is to say: "Please, respect me."
Then salute, a solemn salute, "There is no need to give gifts, and there is no need to make promises in person, because serving the people is my constant pursuit."
"Let's go, go to the back." He Ming talked and pushed the wives, big and small, to leave quickly. Really, today is a big loss. Sure enough, the more wives, the bigger the loss.
A triangular flame that seemed to be flickering with strange lights came from the west. The crowd fell silent and looked at each other, "What is that?"
"The flying power of the superhuman god. So powerful, so is it a demon invasion?"
The crowd looked at the vision and looked at Brother Ab, He Ming said in his heart: "Why is this guy here?"
In fact, Chen Ziqi alone felt it immediately, whose power it was.
The strange light descended like the setting sun in the wind, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye, which was the result of all the wonderful energy being taken back.
Among them, Guo Bang, an old friend of Abdominal Muscle, took the lead, including his girlfriends, young members of his family, and his girlfriends' older brothers, younger sisters and younger sisters. A large group of more than five or six thousand people arrived.
Since many people are still ordinary people, Guo Bang brought them here with his own strength.
Guo Bang landed in front of He Ming like lightning, wearing a gorgeous black dress, and said with a smile, "We are celebrating the New Year in your family. Congratulations, happy new year."
"Why, don't you celebrate the New Year at your own home?" He Ming said.
Guo Bang looked left and right and said: "My family celebrated the New Year yesterday. We started busy with the wedding at 0 o'clock today. It doesn't matter that your family is so lively. Young guests come together to celebrate the New Year. Enjoy, enjoy, and be happy."
"Oh. My wife and children are going to the back, you decide for yourself." He Ming shrugged and smiled slightly.
There is no need to be polite to old friends, otherwise they are not old friends.
Guo Bang obviously wants to pass the limelight of the small square and enjoy it. There is also a reason why he can't get away, because some of his girlfriends also have beautiful women, or girlfriends who claim to be beautiful women, but they have spent ten years in the underground world. More well-groomed yet.
Many of the outfits are all about fighting strangeness and stupidity, but it can also be said to be a new style. After all, in the eyes of ancient people, modern people's dressing is simply... Kill him, kill her, kill a lewd monster!
The little fat boy He Longjiao, dressed as a super cute little prince, was tossing desperately in He Longhao's arms, insisting on leaving with the fat and fat girls in He Ming's wife's arms. Said: "Let's go to the back too, wives don't worry about it."
"I hate it." He Longhao's true love chick immediately said angrily. She is now dressed as a sweet wife, and she can be regarded as a super beauty, but she is very independent. She doesn't like to wear dresses, etc., but there is almost no difference between what she wears and He Fang, just sweet dress up in style.
He Longhao's sister, Hua, made He Longhao's teeth-gritting sexy dress. In this respect, he is exactly the same as He Ming. Only I can look at other people's wives, and others are not allowed to look at my wife!
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"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Airplane, Airplane."
After passing the archway, first there are red buildings in the style of the Republic of China on the left and right, and there is a banquet in the style of the Republic of China inside, but there is no one there. Moving on, there are small planes everywhere in the sky, dropping flower petals and all kinds of beautiful paper, or plant fragrance.
The fat and fat lolis are very useful, whining in their mouths, but He Ming knows that this is the welcome of important people, otherwise the ground would have been full of flower petals.
From the passage, there are five huge squares, connected to a giant skyscraper pillar, which is built according to Feng Shui theory to suppress the heaven and earth giant pillars, in order to prevent the devils suppressed by Brother Abdominal from coming to the core of the Abdominal family. chaos.
He Ming scoffed, really think he is so precious? Is the earth so ok? The devils are so stupid, they won't sneak up on you outside, but you insist on attacking here in broad daylight.
The giant skyscrapers are very complicated, using sculptures from civilizations from all over the world, and various myths and stories. The top one is the real myth of Brother Abdominal. People now seem to want to laugh, but people in a hundred or a thousand years will definitely feel awe and fear.
The five major squares lead to important places respectively, but today's reunion dinner is held on the five major squares, but there are still four major squares in the underground world, and a lot of space, many people can enter it to eat, drink and have fun.
The five major squares are filled with endless banquets, and there are countless food, drinks, and servers. The fat and fat loli can't control it.
The service staff then sorted out and served the food again.
Fat Zhengtai Fat Lolita was very happy because of this, and He Longjiao who came up later screamed anxiously, drooling all over the floor, He Longhao stepped forward in lightning, and sent his precious son to the road of no return to continue gaining weight.
But he couldn't have wished for it at all.
"It's quite a big scene..." He Ming's tone was very hypocritical again, it's a silly scene.
Chen Ziqi said, "Sir, there are 999,999 wine tables here, arranged according to the best feng shui theory. At the same time, some top delicacies were prepared for half a year. Five hundred billion bottles of various famous wines were prepared, and drinks were prepared One trillion standards, chefs are not machines, chefs serve more than a million people in the underground world."
"Wow, tomorrow is New Year's Day, so it must be going on for many days?" Zhou Qingyun said.
Chen Ziqi said: "Yes, it will be done until the Chinese New Year is over, and it will be over a week after the Lantern Festival."
He Xiaoqian said, "How much did it cost?"
"The budget is more than 100 trillion yuan. But it will definitely increase the budget." Chen Ziqi thought for a while and said, "In fact, both the Lu family and the Liu family are trying to emulate this scale. And any superman family with great wealth is also in the Local, hometown building feast for millions. This is the first New Year of the Superman era, the New Year of a new era. It's important."
Lu Wenjing and Liu Xiaolian looked at each other and smiled wryly. (to be continued...)