Chapter 1665 Enjoying the New Year and Little Blessings (Part 1)

He Longhao eats a piece of exquisite chocolate wrapped in pure gold tissue paper. After peeling off the pure gold tissue paper, it was thrown aside casually. There are monkeys who are willing to bend the noble waist of pure gold "garbage" worth several hundred yuan. Throwing away the foil paper made of pure gold, He Longhao put the long bar of chocolate with excellent appearance in his mouth and chewed slowly. There was a kind of smile on his face, which was strengthened by extraordinary physique, terrifying power, etc. A smug face with the odds in hand.

He "looks" like a super hot guy, compared to the fact that he's gone from being super excited about grabbing a spot to being mostly deadpan white guys with a few black guys. Pao Huai I locust Wan Mosquito Chi iyàng, gamblers from all over the earth to the whole universe no longer flatter me.

After all, there are very few intelligent beings who do not take their wealth seriously.

The food is randomly selected, this time it is a lot of southern Chinese food, the main course is a whole piece of pork kidney weighing 1,000 kilograms, which is grilled with high technology. In order to facilitate the barbecue, it is specially made into a honeycomb shape, so as to ensure that any part can be grilled and matured within a volume weighing 1,000 kilograms.

Surrounding the huge pig kidney main course, there are also a bunch of super-large pork chops that cost at least one hundred yuan, and any one piece exceeds one hundred kilograms.

There are also fried pork loin, stewed pork loin, stir-fried pork loin, braised pork loin, pepper pork loin... There are more than 3,000 dishes in total, and each dish has ten bowls for a total of 30,000 large bowls.

The device where all the delicacies are placed is a huge long food stall, which is handled by intelligent machinery, and the delicacies are turned to each contestant in a turntable structure.

After eating all, switch to another group until the time runs out and whoever eats the most is the champion.

This time the Big Stomach King competition made the yellow race very confident. He Longhao even thought that he would win, at least it wasn't a foreigner's artless eating and drinking.

The competition started immediately, and one hundred super big eaters suddenly entered the speed that was too fast to see the action just now. Many foreigner superman's small bowls were thrown out one by one, only to see the steaming food disappear. TV programs around the world are desperately saying that if you are not a Superman, don't imitate it!

The new porcelain bowls will not break at all, but the speed is still jaw-dropping. More than half of the earth's audience in front of the TV is close to the TV or deeply pressed to the computer screen.

At least it was too fast. In a blink of an eye, there were piles of bowls on the ground.

He Longhao first dealt with the super-large pork kidney as the main dish, which uses a lot of ingredients. There are also plenty of toppings, such as raw and roasted vegetables, all of which need to be eaten or points will be deducted. He Longhao picked up an exquisite table knife that must have been a magic weapon in ancient times, at least one meter long, similar to the Yanling knife, cut several hundred knives, then put down the knife and grabbed a large piece of broken pork loin and stuffed it directly into his mouth, because it tasted so delicious I couldn't help chewing.

The surrounding onlookers, especially the members of the Abdominal Brothers family suddenly sounded like a whirlwind of voices from left to right: "Don't chew!" "Eat it directly!" Swallow it directly. "

It only takes a minute or so. The quickest laowai had to deal with the pork kidney for the final main course. I saw a foreigner acting the fastest. He directly grabbed the pork loin with a super barbarian movement, tore it up frantically and immediately stuffed it into his mouth. Pork loin, He Longhao used these hours to cut the pork loin...

"Get the food, serve the food!" the foreigner shouted anxiously with a large amount of food in his mouth.

The almost violent serving was immediately switched successfully. It was like changing a tire at the speed of light, and the huge food stall was pushed down. Come up to the second food stall.

This foreigner eats and drinks at a faster speed. At the same time, all the foreigners, including a few black people, look evenly matched, while the members of the Abdominal Brother family and He Longhao are still trying their best to eliminate one after another...

He Ming glanced at He Longhao with "how is that possible" on his face, and couldn't help but smile wryly in his heart, it really is clear to the bystanders, he is still too tender, how can an amateur foodie compete with a top professional foodie? Unless you turn into a huge person, it's useless to swallow the earth like that.

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After more than ten minutes, He Ming was caught by his old friend Guo Bang. The two began to eat and drink, and talked nonsense to discuss Guo Bang's marriage. A human wedding is as huge as waging a war, so don’t try to manage the entire wedding yourself, the groom will be bored to death just by how to arrange hundreds of billions of drinks.

"Just go to my house to sleep today, so as not to be late tomorrow." Guo Bang patted He Ming's shoulder "affectionately", and said touchingly: "I only have you as a good friend, you should help me well at critical moments. "

He Mingdun felt nasty and quickly gave a wry smile, slapped Guo Bang's hand and said, "Go, go, don't be so nasty, I'm not gay. Let me think about it, anyway, I will be here tomorrow, you didn't miss me I won't do any of the weddings."

Of course, this scene was filmed in the global live broadcast, and the homosexuals from all over the earth to the universe were in agony, "I can't breathe because of the pain, watching you say that you don't love gays~"

Although it has long been known that the Abdominal Brother is that opposites attract and rejects the existence of the same sex. But still very distressed, very distressed, at least the status of homosexuality cannot overwhelm heterosexuality.

Guo Bang nodded, and continued to eat and drink with his head down, because his eating process was a little... strange. He Ming couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Guo Bang and He Ming were eating a kind of steak, usually well-cooked steak. I don’t know what country’s diet it is, but it’s delicious anyway.

Guo Bang uses Western-style tableware, which is sharp and the handle is exquisite pure gold knife and fork. The action is very standard to cut a piece of steak with a cross, or quickly and accurately cut into hundreds of pieces of minced meat, and then use the fork Quickly insert them into the mouth one by one, the chewing speed in the mouth is also very fast, so fast that ordinary people have this speed, so be careful of tongue and tongue biting death incidents.

At the end, Guo Bang stuck the side dishes with a fork and wiped off all the gravy and side dishes on the beautiful large porcelain plate. Put it in your mouth and eat it all.

In this way, a superhuman steak of at least seven or eight kilograms was wiped out. And the porcelain plate is so clean...it is better than a dog licking it. I believe that the dishwasher must have met the dream consumer.

After eating the steak, Guo Bang arranged it with Western-style tableware to my satisfaction. But He Ming didn't understand the dining etiquette at all, and the service staff immediately put away the dishes and so on.

What about He Ming, He Ming took a look at himself, grabbed the steak and ate it with a big mouthful. Although the action could not be seen, it must be like the action of a snake greedily devouring an animal, or He Ming has always been obsessed with snakes in his memory. The image and action of swallowing the frog will never be forgotten.

Side dishes and so on, He Ming can eat whatever he likes. If you don't like to eat, just blow your breath and bounce the other party to nowhere.

If the bomb or fell on someone else, he immediately put on an extremely innocent expression.

As for the plates and plates, they are thrown around casually, after all, there are too many delicacies on the table to fit the plates. As for letting the service staff clean up? He Ming scoffed. I'm sick, just throw it away, why waste time.

He will not change his living habits, he has no idea or any mood to pretend to be a "crazy patient" who pretends to be elegant.

It's also ridiculous. People all over the world and the universe appreciate Brother Abs. Because brother abs is like this, at least he has the best excuse for being a low-level, a universal excuse. This is freedom and unrestrained, this is democracy and human rights.

"What? Is there something?" Guo Bang wiped out another steak and asked He Ming in a gentle manner. He Ming curled his lips and shrugged his shoulders. Okay. Zhumen's wine and meat stinks, there are frozen bones."

The laughter of big beauties, super beauties, and even stunner beauties can be heard from this full wine table.

Guo Bang snorted. Continue to eat and drink, he believes it is strange. He Ming's problem of talking nonsense and slandering is very serious in the past; coupled with his indifference and self-proclaimed strong contempt, the university has no other good friends except himself. It is wrong that the university has no one worth mentioning except himself Damn Bole, those "Heaven's Proud Sons" are all blind, watching street stall literature and obscenity all day long, never thinking that the Super God God is by his side.

After more than ten minutes of eating and drinking with his old friend, He Ming was dragged away by two Fat Zhengtai who finally came in through Guo Bang's girlfriends, and came to a stall full of dolls and toys. The fingers jumped up and down and said: "I want a big bear hug!"

This stall and a large number of stalls nearby are modeled after the ancient New Year folk entertainment, where a prize can be won by hitting the prize sign and so on through archery.

Not to mention the well-dressed man and woman of the stall owner who were still dumbfounded and unable to flatter. He Ming grabbed the bow and arrow and smiled wryly. Damn it, the profiteer's toy bow and arrow still wants to shoot a ten-meter hit prize marker?

Yang Youji may not be able to do it, because he "can't pull" the toy bow and arrow, and his arms are too long.

He Ming started to cheat, and directly used invisible force to help the two fat Zhengtai get the toy they wanted, and then hurried away, otherwise all kinds of stalls nearby would automatically flatter and talk endlessly, and finally used the simple doll to get the unbelievable Wealth, this is an exchange that Chen Ziqi and other national officials around him can no longer accept.

After all, after all the lottery draws are over, the number of technological treasures left by He Ming is very small, and it has been announced to the public that it is already zero. Therefore, it is unrealistic to increase any superman quota, which seriously damages the future interests of the country.

Although technological treasures and all surgical products He Ming wants as much as he wants, the only difference is his work enthusiasm and time.

"Oh, oh, what a great Chinese New Year!"

He Ming turned around, and his body was covered with three fat Zhengtai and four fat loli. He began to be dominated by children to play around, and the audience on the earth "vaguely" felt that Brother Abs was serving the people. I'm afraid that's it. ?

It's really...unbelievable, unacceptable. How can brother abs be a king of kids all day long?

At around 8:40 in the evening, Liu Xiaolian came to He Ming's side and said, "Husband doesn't have much time. Let's go to Liu's and my natal's as soon as we get ready."

"Okay. I'll go take a pee first." He Ming nodded. Today, I'm going to Liu Xiaolian and Lu Wenjing's house for the Chinese New Year. Brother Abdomo and his family were asked to go, and after discussion, they decided to go to Liu's house at nine o'clock, and after eleven o'clock belonged to the Lu family.

Today's New Year's Eve is not just an all-nighter. The first New Year in the Superman Era, the Abdomos family, the Liu family. The Lu family and other superhero giants, etc. will all be from New Year's Day to Lantern Festival, and even a week after Lantern Festival, because they will go to school by then.

It sounds exaggerated. In fact, it is only pediatrics, and the life of a little superman legend will not be exhausted by daily life, including the soul, so theoretically it can be so refreshing that it will last forever day and night.

Indeed, like the wedding banquet of He Ming's marriage, the real world has been going on for ten years, and it hasn't ended yet. It is estimated that it will not end in 10,000 years. After all, the opportunity to eat and drink for free is really a moment of supreme happiness for guests from all over the universe.

This shows how popular the rich are in the real world. Especially, especially the generous and generous rich.

This is also the biggest source of charm of Brother Abs.

"Okay, then I'll go to the underground world to dress up for 100 minutes, and go to Liu's house at nine o'clock." Liu Xiaolian twisted her impeccably huge and beautiful buttocks all the way, and He Ming continued to fight with fat Zhengtai fat loli . But soon the big and small wives came up to take away the fat and too fat lolis. I took them to wash and dress up, after all, the body with powerful gods and demons and the super-material clothes were a little dirty after all the fun.

For example, the hairstyle of Niuniu little gentleman has made the elders and screaming women play bird's nest.

"Chief, do you have some free time? Then you can deal with some affairs." Chen Ziqi, who was always with him, took out a stack of documents from nowhere. He Ming took the documents with a lewd smile and said, "In order to cherish time, I'm going to the underground. The world handles."

In fact, he was going to take a shit on the toilet. While dealing with the affairs, all you have to do is sign your name in one go.

That's how it is in reality. That's how it's handled, once in the basement I wished I could get into the Internet and kill idiots to prove that I was absolutely right.

He Ming instantly entered an elevator with a sci-fi feel. This kind of elevator covers five squares, and the number exceeds one hundred thousand. It looks like a telephone booth, but it is actually an elevator.

After He Ming entered, the two beautiful elevator service girls immediately screamed regardless of their quality. They are pure and beautiful girls, and their two faces completely bid farewell to the past through the best cosmetics.

He Ming smiled slightly at this, and said, "I want to go to the... bathroom five kilometers underground. Thank you."

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pressed the button. He didn't want to wait for two stupid birds to wake up like a dream and perform the stupid behavior that he had seen enough.

He has long ago and finally understood what normal beauty is.

The two elevator attendants were originally serving foreigners, children, and old guys whose brains are hardened and become youthful and unrestrained after time. Otherwise, the sci-fi buttons have instructions in mainly Chinese with a large number of rotating text, such as going to the bathroom and going to the underground world for rest. place.

Two minutes and thirty seconds later, He Ming stepped into a VIP bathroom, as if he had stepped into a hall of astonishing scale, all of which were made of top-grade marble in a stern style. There is a huge chandelier above the head that emits brilliant lights. If it is not for the precious gemstone decoration that will disappear if there is no surveillance, the walls are covered with amazing works of art with amazing aesthetics.

The largest artwork occupies one wall, which is enough to make foreigners dumbfounded.

There are many rooms in the whole lobby, like a silent hall, a big hotel lobby at midnight, even the front desk clerk is not there.

After two huge bonsai flowers in ancient style, He Ming opened a room that was obviously green so no one used it. It was a luxurious room, but it was mainly used as a bathroom.

Important people can't rest here, because they don't meet their status, and it's impossible for ordinary guests to enter this place. It must be an ordinary bathroom, but it's still an ordinary bathroom that cost more than billions of dollars to decorate in the old era.

"Okay! That's so wise."

After spending a lot of time in the underground world, He Ming did not forget to deal with the boring signature business after excreting happily. The content is mainly some necessary authorizations required by the country for the Abdominal Brothers consortium in Chai Ting's era, and some authorizations need to be authorized periodically.

There are also various scientific research projects signed by He Ming. Without He Ming's signature, he cannot get the genius brain pill.

It's ridiculous to say that He Ming's scientific research can manage both private and national affairs.

Because only he can provide genius brain pills, and some countries really have a headache and let the abs go to the tank.

Without ab muscles, no one will accept anyone. Scientific research must cause chaos in the world, punching and kicking, roaring energy flow.

Now among the scientists, there is the power of the superhuman king who does not eat dry food.

I fell in love with myself in front of the mirror, and took out the automatic grooming machine again. I put something like a huge helmet on my face and let it dress up a little bit. hairstyle.

About ten minutes later, He Ming walked out of the bathroom. Looking around, he saw that many rooms were already lit up in red, indicating that they were occupied at once. I believe that some people must have come together.

He Ming didn't need a single brain cell to know immediately that it must be a woman, because who the hell are men going to the bathroom together?

And this kind of bathroom is also the best changing room. Now that some superhuman beauties have the ability to do it themselves, there are many kinds of changing clothes.

That is to say, the greater the ability, the more stupid choices there are.

After walking a few steps, He Ming's ears suddenly pricked up, because he heard some faint crying in reality, but it was completely clear and bright in his ears. After listening to it for a second, he could hear it immediately, it must be a beautiful woman The level of cries indicated that the person involved must be a beautiful woman.

He Ming suddenly became interested, and went straight to the seventh bathroom on the left, a room more than 100 meters away, and actually "walked" without a sound.

The door of that room was not closed, but it was automatically locked after closing. Unless the person inside opened it by himself, He Ming would leave directly if the door was closed. He had no idea to knock on the door and said gracefully: "Why are you crying? Ahhh, for many years In the night to come, youth is like fire and hormones are like sex, but why are you crying? You need the tenderness and comfort of a little talent. But please be long enough, with long breasts and thighs, and a charming face, otherwise... the old guy on the Internet cherishes brother online Every minute of it, and I must give enough value to the veterans."

He Ming loves voyeurism, voyeurism silently, voyeurism with confidence and fame, but this time he won the big prize, he voyeurized...

It seems that each room, oh, the layout of each bathroom is completely different. The one He Ming randomly selected, the room just now is in the Chinese royal classical style, but this one is in the European royal style, and it is just facing the side of the door. Ming can see the other party, but the other party cannot see the position of He Ming who is hiding in the corner behind the door.

The other party is in front of a large, very luxurious vanity mirror.

This is not the point, the point is that the "opponent" in front of the makeup mirror is a woman.

The important point is that this woman is wearing a black lace underwear, and she should be changing clothes. Looking at it from the corner of He Ming, she suddenly has a shocking appearance, which is more than 130 cm above the hip circumference, wide and big, big and slender. The beautiful peach-shaped buttocks are put on the same black lace panties, and the black stockings are even under the lace panties, which are almost connected into one body, so the incomparable aesthetics are enhanced under the super beautiful legs.

Little brother He Ming immediately flaunted his power, and a voice in his head said: "Thousands of rivers and mountains, peeping is the best. You deserve it."

He Mingxin said: "Universal reincarnation, wife's anger needs to be remembered. You should respect me." (To be continued...)